Chapter 48: Do You Have Sympathy for the Stone Table?!
The stone table is a dead thing, and it won't love you...... Ling'er instantly felt that she was messy in the wind, she stared at the innocent person in front of her, and suddenly a crazy spit broke out in her heart: Of course she knew that the stone table would not fall in love with her, which eye of this guy saw her caressing the stone table lovingly, and she was obviously rubbing it with resentment!
It's just that, seeing the person's unaware appearance, Ling'er felt that the resentment in her eyes was instantly thrown into the cotton pile, and the other party's unresponsive expression made her even more depressed. In the past, although Mu Yunxin jumped out of joy, he would not be as innocent or even close to an idiot as he is now.
Thinking like this, Ling'er clenched her teeth, viciously glanced at Mu Yunxin, who was unaware, and gritted her teeth and said, "Shenjun, don't worry, I will definitely restore Mu Yunxin within two quarters of an hour!" Even if it is not for his own life, he has to choke to death for himself not to be choked to death by such a white-eyed Mu Yunxin in the future.
So, Ling'er pushed Mu Yunxin to the side of the bed angrily, glanced back at Shen Ya suggestively, and said softly: "Shenjun, this treatment has a relatively large span, and she needs to untie her clothes, so please avoid it." As she spoke, Ling'er instantly felt Shen Ya's strange eyes, as if she suspected that she was a thief who was molesting a woman from a good family.
For a moment, Ling'er raised her head a little speechlessly, after all, she is also a woman, and she has served this young lady for nearly eighteen years, if she really knows what to do, she would have done it a long time ago, can she wait until now? It's just that she was embarrassed to refute something under Shen Yayin's authority, so she had to roll her eyes at the beams and pillars on the room in resentment, as if she had some deep hatred for this dead thing.
It's just that Ling'er didn't say anything, and Mu Yunxin, who didn't mean anything, didn't say anything! As soon as she heard that the maid behind her was about to push her beloved out of the door, Mu Yunxin, who had already lost her mind, instantly became anxious, she struggled to turn around, trying to get rid of Ling'er's control, a pair of wet eyes looked at Shen Ya who was about to turn around and leave without hesitation, and muttered in resistance: "Don't, I don't want Shen Ya to leave, absolutely not!"
Hearing this, cold sweat broke out on Ling'er's smooth fine forehead, and she suddenly looked at Mu Yunxin with a simple face speechlessly, and said angrily: "Do you want Shen Ya to see your open clothes, so that you can get married through this matter!"
At this moment, seeing the anxious Mu Yunxin, Ling'er regretted her impulse again, and even really wanted to poke the knife into her hand, if she hadn't insisted on holding the cyan Luo skirt, there would be nothing!
What is unexpected is that listening to Ling'er's nonsense in such an angry manner, Mu Yunxin frowned tightly, and his small face was even more wrinkled, as if he was really considering this ridiculous suggestion. In the middle of the ring, the little man glanced at Shen Ya with a tangled face, and finally seemed to have made up his mind, and said softly: "Well, let Shen Ya stay, and then we can get married." ”
As soon as these words came out, Shen Ya's face paused calmly, and his calm body trembled, obviously suspecting that there was something wrong with his hearing. He glanced at Mu Yunxin meaningfully with dark eyes, and spit out lightly: "It's really hard to change your nature!" As he spoke, his face was still expressionless, and he couldn't see any emotion.
Seeing Ling'er, who was full of frenzy and grief, Shen Ya only glanced at her lightly, but her silent eyes made her instinctively shrink. After achieving his goal, Shen Ya left satisfied, inevitably Mu Yunxin made another crazy move like a snake, his thin lips pursed lightly, and a deep warning slowly sounded: "I'm waiting outside, so woman, let me stay inside." ”
Seeing the indifferent figure of the man, Mu Yunxin didn't say anything amazing, just lowered his head with a little disappointment, and sighed helplessly with a little regret: "Ling'er, let's start!"
Listening to the regretful sigh, Ling'er rolled her eyes a little speechlessly, it was just an angry sentence, this young lady took it seriously. For some reason, she inexplicably missed the irascible and cheerful Mu Yunxin, although the other party was a little bit of a scoundrel, a little crazy, a little bit free, and so desperate to save face, but at least, it would not make her so speechless.
It's just that if Mu Yunxin came to his senses and found out what he was doing now, I don't know if he would have slashed her with that sword first, or poke Shen Ya into a hornet's nest first, or would he directly kill himself in shame to thank the world...... Thinking of this, Ling'er felt that the depression in her heart had dissipated a lot, and she was even more determined to save Mu Yunxin, she wanted to take revenge on Mu Yunxin after recovery today!
After such delusions, the confident Ling'er commanded Mu Yunxin to lie on the bed, and then used his mana to carefully investigate the person's injury, as for why he won't loosen his clothes and untie them? Ling'er smiled disdainfully, this Mu Yunxin's injury was a head and not an external injury, what kind of clothes and what kind of belt! This was just an excuse to lure away Shen Ya, otherwise if he saw the mana he used, nothing would be exposed.
So, just when someone, no, a stupid snake was complacent, the mountain god Immortal Jun, who had already seen through Ling'er's heart, left straight out of the door. What? Aren't you waiting outside the door? Heh, this is just to perfunctory what Mu Yunxin said, is it really like a fool to stand outside the door as a pillar? If it is said to be two quarters of an hour, then it will be two quarters of an hour later.
Therefore, Mu Yunxin, the only one who didn't know, became a fool, lying on the bed like a child, becoming a white mouse to receive Ling'er's treatment, and thinking that Shen Ya was waiting outside the door, anxious to end the long two quarters of an hour.
Seeing Mu Yunxin who was so cooperative, Ling'er probed with peace of mind, and confidently adjusted the chaotic aura in Mu Yunxin's body: since Mu Yunxin was deeply entangled by the double entanglement of seeking fate water and leaving incense, as long as he used immortal qi to sort out this turbulent breath, Mu Yunxin would return to its original state.
So, the cicadas outside the door squeaked twice, and two quarters of an hour passed quickly. The cicada is still leisurely, and the confident bell is still ...... Don't calm anymore!!
She looked at the unchanged person on the bed uneasily, and secretly anxious in her heart: she thought that as long as the two breaths in Mu Yunxin's body were fused, it could be easily solved. But who is going to tell her now who is the person who keeps looking at her with the eyes of a little white rabbit on the bed! How could that person who wants to save face and jump out of stubbornness look at her with such eyes?
Can't she run away now? Ling'er couldn't help but stretch out her head to explore the outside of the room, secretly thinking about something else in her heart, thinking about going outside to hide first, and then avoiding the limelight after seven days, and then come out to see if Shen Ya is still alive and if Mu Yunxin has recovered, and then explain to the master.
"Ling'er, I can go to Shen Ya now, it's a quarter of an hour!" Mu Yunxin on the bed opened his big wet eyes, looking at Ling'er in front of the bed with anticipation, his eyes were full of anticipation, and he was bent on seeing the lover in his heart, and kept urging her.
But she didn't know that such a urging tone made Ling'er more truly realize the coming of the day of death, she turned around and glared at Mu Yunxin warningly, and couldn't help but sigh harder, and shouted softly: "Shut up, I'll let you see him later." With that, she cautiously opened the door and poked her head out, as if looking for traces of Shen Ya, so as to ensure that the chances of running away increased.
Seeing Ling'er's cautious appearance, Mu Yunxin suddenly became vigilant, she wrinkled a small face, glared at Ling'er as if she had something to do, and resolutely defended her territory: "Ling'er, Shen Ya, he is not a stone table, the stone table you love is there, don't rob him with me!"
Stone table, stone table, stone table...... Suddenly, the corners of Ling'er's eyes twitched slightly, looking at the stone table not far away, as if she had seen the enemy who killed her father, she smashed it with a fist like anger, and then angrily lost her voice and roared: "When did I fall in love with the stone table, it was a dead thing, how could I fall in love with it!"
Seeing Ling'er's gaffe, Mu Yunxin was suddenly vigilant, his little face was full of seriousness, and he said word by word: "So, you don't love the stone table anymore, you fall in love with Shen Ya!" These words are no longer questions, but exclamation and indignation.
Mu Yunxin stood up from the bed suddenly, glared at Ling'er with wide eyes, his face was red because he didn't dare to rise, and his wet little eyes blinked, but he showed a determined look: "Otherwise, I'll go back to a stone table to let you empathize and say goodbye, Shen Ya is mine!"
Seeing such a crazy move by her own young lady, Ling'er cried and lost her face directly, and she was powerless to explain anything. I really don't know where this girl saw that she was in love with the dead thing on the stone table, and where she saw that she was interested in Shenjun, and it wasn't that she couldn't think about it! At this moment, she once again had the urge to take a knife and cut herself with a knife, and she would no longer touch the fate water and the incense when she was killed, even if the master's knife was on her neck, she would never touch it again!
In the end, Ling'er could only powerlessly pull Mu Yunxin, who was in a hurry to run out of the room, opened her eyes and began to talk nonsense: "Miss, I'm afraid of you! I swear that I will never empathize with you, I am dead set on this stone table, nothing can separate us, Shen Ya is definitely yours!" She absolutely believes that this is the most helpless and saddest nonsense she said, the ghost will be dead to the dead thing like the stone table, she has no fetish, and it is still the stone table that can be bought with a dozen copper plates in the market.
Seeing Ling'er's sworn expression, Mu Yunxin's face relaxed a lot, she looked down at the stone table on the ground that had long been shattered into slag, and suddenly felt guilty in her heart, she actually caused Ling'er to destroy her "lover" with her own hands. So, a certain Xiaobai, who was overflowing with sympathy, took another step forward, wanting to go out and find a "lover" for her again.
"Miss, what do you want to do?" Seeing that Mu Yunxin made another move, Ling'er was about to collapse, this young lady, when will she be able to stop the meeting? She is almost crazy! At this moment, she once again has the urge to take a knife and cut herself, she swears that if she knew that the result would be like this, she would not force Mu Yunxin to drink anything indiscriminately, and definitely worship this difficult young lady as a god, and worship it in the morning and noon, so as not to provoke bad luck!
"I just want to find a new lover for you, it's already broken in half!" Mu Yunxin stretched out his hand and pointed to the remains of the "lover" on the stone table on the ground, and suddenly felt aggrieved.
Ling'er gritted her teeth, looking at the wreckage of her "lover" on the ground shattered into slag with grief and indignation, and gritted her teeth a little: "I, I have said it, I am dead to this stone table, and I love it to the bone, even if it dies and crumbles into slag, I will love it as before." Even if you find another stone table, it can't change my mind, I only love this one table. ”
While talking, Ling'er began to spit on herself a little speechlessly, how fetish and idiot she is to say these words!
Listening to Ling'er's affectionate confession, Mu Yunxin nodded thoughtfully: It turns out that Ling'er is so obsessed with this stone table! It's just a pity, it's just a pity, it's so eternal separation! Thinking like this, Mu Yunxin stretched out his hand and patted Ling'er's slightly twitching shoulder comfortingly, regretful: "Let's mourn and change!"
If it were possible, she would really like the knife to split the woman's head and see what was in her head! Ling'er's face twitched, and the pretty face was twisted to the limit, and her throat gurgled and swallowed back the blood that had surged from her mouth.
Seeing such a sincere face, Ling'er reluctantly pulled the corners of her mouth, and struggled: "Well, I know that the festival is changing!"
"So, you Lang spent two quarters of an hour discussing how to collect the body for a stone table, and then are you discussing building a coffin to help it be buried?" With a "squeak", Shen Ya, who had been listening outside the door for a while, finally couldn't bear it anymore, and slowly pushed the door in, a pair of dark eyes full of strange looks at the two people chatting happily in the room, and said lightly.