Chapter 182: Eat Them Raw!

(Cat flutter Chinese) "How are you going to eat it? Do you still have to wash them and clean them, and you can't peel them and cramp?"

"Wash clean, peel and cramp, that's a must. Otherwise, in the face of this group of people who are not ghosts, monsters are not monsters, bastards are not bastards, can you talk about it?"

"Damn, you are not allowed to insult a bastard!" Goatee looked displeased when he heard this, his surname was confused, and he heard Siddhartha screaming one bastard after another, although he knew that he was not scolding himself, but he was still ten thousand unhappy in his heart. The sound is different, but it always sounds like he's scolding himself.

"Uh, I'm sorry......" Siddhartha scratched his head, "You know I didn't mean that." ”

"Well, of course I know you don't mean that, but you have to be careful with your words. Goatee didn't hold a grudge either, and said, "Our brothers are like-minded, since we're going to eat these bastards...... Phew, if you eat these things that are not as good as beasts, then you must think of a good way, otherwise you can't just drool!"

Siddhartha nodded when he heard this, and now he and Goatee, an underground worker, seem to have really become a family, and have become like-minded brothers: "You can't fry it, you can't fry it, you can't eat it stewed, you can't stew it, you can't make a barbecue, I think this kind of thing, this kind of conventional approach can't reflect their difference at all!"

"Yes, yes, you're right, I think so too!" Hearing Siddhartha's explanation, Goatee suddenly felt as if he had found a soulmate.

"How the hell should I eat it?"

Seeing Siddhartha and Goatee take it seriously, although a group of people did not agree with their ideas, their hatred for the two-faced creature was already in their bones. I also want to see what kind of medicine is sold in this Siddhartha and goatee gourd. He asked out loud.

"Hmm. This thing, it looks rough and thick, it must not be suitable for cooking, I think, it should be fried and eaten!" Siddhartha said: "Burn the oil hot, and then wash them and throw them into it with skin cramps, and the sound of the smell will come to the face, and then sprinkle some seasoning." Get some salt in it, tsk, fried crispy, even the bones are crispy, you can eat the bones together, and replenish energy and calcium, and most importantly, improve your cultivation!"

"Yes, yes, that's it, I'll catch me in front of me, and you can catch a few more when the time comes." Let's skewer them and fry them together!"

"But Brother Hun Gou. I still have a question!"

"Oh, bald man, what problems do you have, I'll solve them for you!" said Goatee as he chased the two-faced creature, "As a senior foodie, there's nothing that a foodie can't solve." If you're afraid of getting greasy, I'll make you flour!"

"No, no, no, it's not that I'm afraid of greasy. Siddhartha shook his head: "These things are so strange, but they always gasp for breath, right?"

"yes, it's going to be gasping. What's wrong with that? You can't speak? It's okay, you just don't see him as a human form. Besides, these things aren't humanoid!"

"No, no, no, you don't understand, as long as these things can breathe, it means that they will pee and poop!" As soon as Siddhartha said this, even his goatee almost squirted out! How could this Siddhartha say anything! Good guy, what a good mood, ruined!

However, Goatee finally played the true character of an invincible foodie, and automatically translated Siddhartha's words: "Brother, I know what you mean, but I also tell you that no matter what you are, there are these internal organs, eating, drinking, and lazing or something. So, you don't have to mind too much. From a veteran foodie's point of view, I'm pretty good at throwing out the skins and cramps. Tell you, what I'm best at is removing the large intestine, you know the large intestine? It's the kind of stuff that holds that, right?"

Siddhartha nodded approvingly: "Then you mean that after passing through your hands, we can eat these things as grasshoppers, right?"

"Yes, it's total!" Goatee laughed: "That's what it means! Let's get some chili pepper when we go back, I'll get some chili oil out, and you will know how fragrant it is!" Goatee is worthy of being a typical foodie, and his research on eating has reached a certain level. It's not that he's good at craft, and he's not familiar with life since he came here, so he doesn't know what to do except study and eat!

"That's great, I'll get some more wine when I go back, the wine I have there is the best wine in the Ancient Continent, it's definitely strong!" Siddhartha smiled: "You know, right? My wine is definitely not ordinary fruit wine, it's super good wine!"

Hearing Siddhartha and Goatee's singing and harmonizing, everyone couldn't accept it. A thought arose in my heart, rather than letting these two-faced creatures be eaten like this, it was better to die in my own hands quickly, don't let these two people really do such things to disgust themselves, I really can't stand it!

Thinking about it this way, the attack is faster and more ruthless. The Heavenly Punishment God General seemed to be disgusted by these two people, and when these two people said those big intestines and the like, the lightning suddenly increased, and they also made a few heavenly fires to knock down, but for these, the two of them still said to themselves as if they didn't see them.

In fact, they really didn't see it, because they were so bent on tasting the taste of these two-faced creatures that they had long forgotten that Heavenly Punishment was still around them. Under the rapid speed, the heavenly fire had already been dodged by them before it could hit them.

Moreover, the heavenly fire that descended from the heavenly punishment has always been only aimed at double-faced beings, so for them, they don't think that these suddenly increased lightning and heavenly fire are aimed at themselves, it must be that the heavenly punishment is not accurate, and the lightning is wrong, and the heavenly fire is also wrong.

In the face of such shameless two people, everyone was completely speechless, and they could no longer use words to describe the "infinite admiration" for these two people in their hearts. But just when they were speechless, the words of the tiger spirit suddenly appeared, making them feel that there was no more love in this world.

"Wow, it sounds like a pretty good look!" Tiger Lingxiu scored in, and his shooting speed and action speed increased again, and the heavenly punishment at this moment seemed to be witnessing his path to becoming a king. The snow-white smooth fur became smoother and smoother in the lightning, as if the glacier of 10,000 years had covered the tiger spirit. In the dark night, every movement of the tiger spirit was like white lightning, whistling and flashing, and every time he shot, there was already a faint golden divine beast breath.

It can be seen that after the Immortal Divine Spring was taken by the Tiger Spirit, the bloodline mixed with pure blood in the Tiger Spirit's body was slowly improving, and it was replaced by more and more innocent Divine Beast blood. The purification of blood also makes the king's qi on the tiger spirit more powerful, and the four words of not being angry and self-mighty are even more powerful under the majestic figure of the tiger spirit!

"Good boy, and like-minded brothers!" Goatee laughed when he heard this: "When we do it, we will count you as one!"

"But I have a problem!"

"Why do you have a problem too?"

"That's right, it's hard to understand that you haven't found that your methods are too troublesome? Didn't you think of an easier way to deal with these things? and fried them, and fried skewers......" Hu Ling's words were a bit old-fashioned, Feng Yichen knew that the reason why Hu Ling was like this was because of his good master, the big yellow dog.

It can be said that five years ago, if there was no big yellow dog, there would be no tiger spirit today. Of course, that's because the big yellow dog saved the tiger spirit with his own hands.

However, Feng Yichen's mind has another meaning, that is, the tiger spirit was definitely taken by the big yellow dog, completely damaged, and the kind of wilted child......

Sure enough, as soon as Feng Yichen's thoughts passed through his mind, he heard the tiger spirit live up to his expectations and say, "Eat them raw, just like they ate the people here raw!" (To be continued. Cat flutter Chinese