After Zitong finished speaking, he left in a hurry, leaving only Fang Fang alone.

Fang Fang looked at Zitong's back and muttered: "The other ninety-nine people went to inform one by one, and I don't know when it will be, it's really strange how this Zitong came up with so many small black houses to accommodate these people." ”

The white-bearded old man suddenly said: "Have you been locked up in the small black house before? Zitong Weishenme wants to lock you up? The other people don't need to be locked up in the small black house, they are just arranged to live in the nearby valley all the time, just waiting to get all of you together." ”

Fang Fang pursed his lips and said, "Of course, I'm a little more special than those people, so I need to focus on taking care of it." ”

The old man smiled and said, "I'm afraid you were locked up because you were disobedient, Zitong is a very kind-hearted child, if it weren't for the particularly difficult to discipline thorn, she wouldn't have done such an embarrassing thing." ”

Fang Fang said angrily: "How can you judge others like this, she is kind-hearted, I am a thorn in the face of difficult discipline, you have known each other for a long time, can you join forces to bully the newcomer?

The old man smiled and asked, "Didn't Zitong help you do things first?" Since you have received benefits, you should naturally repay others, what is your name?"

"My name is Fang Ke, what about you?"

"Oh, Keke, is this name very ordinary, my name is Lao Tzu, most people call me the old man of Wugu, and some people call me Teacher Wugu. ”

"Lao Tzu, I'm still called grandpa! You're deliberately entertaining me, aren't you?"

Lao Tzu was surprised: "My name is really Lao Tzu, how can I entertain you little doll?"

Fang Ke looked disdainful, thinking to himself who knew that what you were saying was true or false, an old guy like this usually pretends to be mysterious to deceive people, he has been preconceived since he first entered the valley, so he has always been malicious to this white-bearded old man who calls himself Lao Tzu from the beginning.

Lao Tzu looked at Fang Fang's expression and knew that he didn't believe in himself very much, so he said solemnly: "My name is really Lao Tzu, and my real name is Li Er, but few people know my real name now." ”

"Lee-Er?"

"yes, what's wrong? Is there anything wrong with me calling Lear? Why do you have such an expression?"

Fang Ke Hahadaxiao said: "Don't tell me that your surname is Li, your name is Er, what is the name of the book "Tao Te Ching", and what is the founder of the Taoist school. ”

Lao Tzu scratched his head and muttered, "The name of this book sounds familiar, and I really seem to have written such a book." ”

Fang Ke had a look of disdain on his face, this time he completely confirmed the idea that this white-bearded old man was a charlatan, so he just said coldly: "Yes, aren't you still the founder of some Taoist school, and the two of you are called Lao Zhuang in partnership with another one named Zhuang Zhou, hehe, I think you are indeed quite capable of pretending." ”

Lao Tzu pondered, seemed to be trying to recall something, and muttered: "According to what you say, I really remember something, I seem to have been to a place more than 2,000 years ago to mix around for a while, that shijie is not big, and the people there are quite stupid, all day long, either you beat me, or I beat you, it doesn't make people worry at all." ”

Fang Fang smiled and said: "Editor, continue to edit, I see what other tricks you can make up? Hey, by the way, do you have a pretty strong relationship with Confucius?"

Lao Tzu thought for a while, and said: "Confucius, Confucius, ah, I remember, that kid is very good, I originally wanted to accept him as a younger brother, but that kid had too a good idea, didn't listen to me much, I advised him not to take anything too seriously, but he didn't listen, and he also made a set of benevolent and moral things, I told him at the time that you can't do this, and you can fool fools, but he didn't listen to me, and secretly told me that it's okay, he has a lot of fools in Shijie, and he is good at cheating." ”

Fang Ke said: "Confucius is much stronger than you, and later his set of moral theories of benevolence and righteousness, the emperors of every dynasty are willing to use them to fool the people, don't say it, it's really a lie, until now there are still people who take his set as a salvation theory." ”

Lao Tzu looked at Fang Ke, nodded, and said: "Yes, I think you are from that shijie, I found out that your shijie person is not very bright, I didn't expect to be so stupid until now." ”

Fang Fang sighed and said: "Hey, no way, if people are stupid, then no one will recruit them, and now my father is still grinding me all day long to talk about benevolence and righteousness, morality, respect for teachers and filial piety-"

Lao Tzu said: "Your father is right, what's wrong with these?"

Fang Ke was unconvinced and said: "I admit that filial piety, after all, it is natural to honor my father and mother, but I respect the teacher - respect his grandmother for a ball!"

"You don't know that we shijie, now the school principal is leading female students to the hotel all day long, even the underage little girls they don't let go, if the fuck they all rely on the morality of hypocrisy to restrain them, soon the little girls will all become little actresses, and the young and beautiful girls are all soaked in their old man principal, so what is the matter with the future aspiring young people of our country?"

Lao Tzu shook his head and said helplessly: "Hey, I didn't expect you guys to be so bad, as soon as I left there, everyone started to mess around, it's really disappointing." ”

Fang Ke suddenly woke up and was surrounded by this old man, didn't he admit that this old man was Lao Tzu? Therefore, he couldn't help but be shocked and exclaimed: "Wow, you are really good, you actually brought me in, and I have to admire that you are really quite good." ”

Lao Tzu smiled and said, "I really didn't lie to you, why don't you believe me all along." ”

Fang Fang said: "How can you let me believe you, that Lao Tzu of our shijie was more than 2,000 years ago, how old are you this year?"

Lao Tzu said disdainfully: "What is two thousand years? In fact, when I went to your shijie, I was already more than a thousand years old, and this year I am more than three thousand nine hundred years old, and I am about to break through the four thousand years old mark." ”

Fang Fang pouted and said: "If you are still eight thousand years old, then you will become a prince, you can really live, more powerful than Wang Ba." ”

Lao Tzu said angrily: "Don't think I can't understand that you are scolding, are you scolding me for being a king? ”

Fang Fang smiled and said: "Haha, you are really stronger than Zitong, she has also been to the earth, but she can't hear me scolding her Wang Ba." ”

Lao Tzu said: "You don't bully Zitong, she is a very kind and persistent child." ”

Fang Fang smiled and said: "It's quite persistent, I think it's a bit of a bull's horn, your unlucky War Immortal Dynasty has been destroyed by others for hundreds of years, she is still thinking about how to revive the War Immortal Realm, cut, are you a fool in the War God Realm, the Demon Realm and the Demon Realm?

Lao Tzu glanced at Fang Fang deeply, and said slowly: "You think very comprehensively, not such a person who only admits death and will not be flexible, yes, this thing is not easy to do, and it is not a hot head, what can be done, but - things are man-made, people always have to put in enough efforts to be able to succeed." ”

Fang Fang turned his head and said to himself: "I don't think there is any hope for this matter, it is better to find a place to stay and easily live a comfortable life for a few years." ”

Lao Tzu looked at Fang Fang with a smile and shook his head helplessly.

Fang Fang ended the conversation with Lao Tzu, at this time his eyes looked into the distance, but his eyes suddenly released brilliance, the direction of his gaze, at this moment is attacking a person, it is a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, wearing a very delicate full-length red dress, short hair, delicate face, a pair of big eyes, very clear, very pure.

This girl is not tall, and her figure is not particularly sexy and sultry, but she is very well-proportioned and beautiful, giving people a very light feeling, but this girl's face is really good-looking, and it looks very simple.

That's why when I saw her for the first time, I had a thought, if this kind of girl didn't hurry up and hook up and cheat, then she would be so sorry for herself, and she should be taken away by someone else when it was too late.

So Fang hurriedly greeted him, beckoned and shouted, "Hey, beauty, you came alone?"

The girl glanced at Fang Ke curiously with big eyes, but she just looked at him, and did not speak, but walked towards Lao Tzu while staring at Fang Ke.

When he arrived at Lao Tzu's side, the girl bowed to him and said timidly, "Hello teacher." Then he looked back and stole a glance.

Lao Tzu smiled: "Hello Miss Yoyo, I didn't expect you to be the first to arrive." ”

The girl glanced at Fang Fang with strange eyes, turned to Lao Tzu and said, "The place where I live is the closest to here, so after listening to Sister Zitong's call, I came right away." She suddenly whispered, "Wasn't that man, the first to come?"

What she meant was naturally Fang Ke.

I only heard Lao Tzu say: "Good boy, don't care about him, that child has a bad personality, you'd better not pay attention to him, otherwise I'm afraid it won't do you any good." ”

Fang Ke's nose is almost crooked, and when he picks up girls, he is most annoyed that someone is talking behind his back, especially when there are old guys like now, who teach simple little girls with his old qualifications, and he has encountered this situation several times.

And this time he was still being said in front of him, which made Fang Fang even more angry, is there anything more excessive than this, damn, let you evaluate it like this, and let yourself go to the little girl.

The big-eyed little girl seemed to listen to Lao Tzu's words, so she nodded and said, "I know the teacher." ”

Fang Fang glared at Lao Tzu fiercely, rubbed in front of the girl sweetly, and said with a smile: "My personality is a little stubborn, but this is definitely a trait that a boy with a character should have, and I am very haode, and very kind, my name is Fang Ke, beauty, what is your name?"

The girl stepped back, trying to keep her distance from Fang Fang, turned her head to look at Lao Tzu, and asked timidly, "Teacher, can I tell him my name?"

Fang Keqi said: "He's not your own grandfather, why do you have to listen to his opinion?"

The girl looked at Fang Fang with big eyes, and said to herself: "Your personality is really not very good." ”

Fang Ke hurriedly said: "Hey, don't be preconceived, that's what I said." ”