Chapter 290: Nozha vs. Robot Cat

For a moment, time seemed to stand still, the table lamp above his head creaked, and in the dim light, Han Bing looked directly at Feng Chenyu with a very terrifying look.

His sharp eyes, which seemed to be crystal fragments, looked directly at Feng Chenyu, and that look exuded an endless murderous aura, as if he was going to kill you.

At the last moment, or even at the last moment, even if it is completely exposed, Feng Chenyu, our actor Yu and the god of comics, still does not give up his acting skills.

He looked directly at Han Bing fearlessly with almost fragile eyes, tightened the clothes on his body, made a shy appearance, and said weakly: "Bing... Sister Bing, can you be gentle with others, the deity is a yellow flower!!"

"Boom!!Boom!!Boom!!Boom!!

Han Bing twisted his fingers, took the paper tiger, and said expressionlessly: "Disgusting!!You pervert, you dare to play with us policemen, you have to be prepared!!"

Han Bing is also very busy, it is not easy to be a policeman, and he finally waited for a big case that is rare in a century, and Han Bing even imagined that after solving this case, he could be promoted and make a fortune.

However, in the end, he was deceived by this actor and amateur actor.

In the case of exposure, the great god of comic once again challenged Han Bing's bottom line, completely humiliated him, and if he didn't beat him hard, he was sorry for the people in the whole world.

As Han Bing twisted his fingers coldly, Feng Chenyu had no intention of acting, stood up and patted his pants, and consciously opened the door of the house, intending to leave.

"What are you doing? Come back to me!!"

Feng Chenyu held the handle, looked at Han Bing suspiciously, and said, "What are you doing?"

When Han Bing heard this, his angry face was about to cramp, and he played them in vain, and he actually consciously planned to leave.

Han Bing was furious, and suddenly became angry, and shouted: "Do you want to leave? If I don't beat you up today, I'm sorry for the people in the whole world!!"

"Hey!!Hey!!Beauty, are you sick? It seems that the law doesn't say that acting is illegal, is it possible that because you have a grudge against me, you have to declare a personal vendetta? Are you right about the national emblem on your head? Are you right about the uniform on your head? As a policeman, don't you feel ashamed of knowing the law and breaking the law?"

Feng Chenyu roared at Han Bing with confidence, his words and deeds were straightforward, as if it was Han Bing who made the mistake, and he was hurt.

When Han Bing heard this, the small universe was about to explode, and his anger was almost smoking, and he dared to scold himself if he played himself? And what he said was so reasonable.

The angry Han Bing really wanted to skin him alive, but Han Bing reluctantly said, "You... You're right, as you said, I've changed my mind!!"

Hearing this, even Feng Chenyu was inevitably taken aback, thinking that this girl had changed her sex, and she was so gentle, but with this thought, Feng Chenyu still nodded, looking very optimistic about you.

"The girl is good!!If you know your mistakes, I'll change them, I'm optimistic about you!!I'll reluctantly let you go if we misunderstood before!!"

Feng Chenyu showed a great appearance, waved his hand, and pushed open the door to leave, but before he could get out, Han Bing suddenly stepped forward and slammed the door shut.

"Hehe!!Mr. Shangguan Chenyu, did you misunderstand something? I didn't say I wanted to let you go, I said I wanted to change my attention because I found that beating you with my fists alone doesn't relieve my anger at all, so..."

Han Bing sneered and took out the paper tiger from behind him, moved his neck, put it on his hand, and said, "I think that this can only relieve your anger by beating you up like this!!" There was a sneer in his mouth, but there was no expression on his face, which was very terrifying.

"Girl, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil, you are a policeman, beating people is a violation of the law!!"

Han Bing clenched his fists with a sneer, and said, "It's off work now, I'm just an ordinary girl, not a policeman, it's not negotiable to beat you!!"

"Wait!!Wait!!Even if you beat me up, can you give me an intermission, let me rest for a while!!"

"Hmph!!Mr. Shangguan Chenyu, you are really stupid and naïve, we are not boxing, we took it for intermission!"

"Wait a minute!!Wait a minute!!I have something to say, when I'm done, kill or chop whatever you want!!"

"You despicable and obscene fellow, I won't fall for you, let me die obediently!!"

"Stop!!Stop!!Death row prisoners have last words to say, can I say something? Be kind!!"

When Han Bing heard this, he frowned, and felt that it made a lot of sense, so he said: "Hmph!!! After saying your last words, then resign yourself to being beaten, remember, if you dare to play any tricks, I will let you walk around without eating!!"

"OK!!OK!!" At this time, a touch of cunning suddenly flashed in Feng Chenyu's eyes.

He coughed, looked up at the ceiling at forty-five angles, and his melancholy eyes and haggard face suddenly flashed the brilliance of the actor Yu.

"Others laugh at me for being crazy!!I laugh at others for not being able to see through it, I can't imagine that the deity has been wise all his life, but it was ruined, which reminds me of my childhood, that season of cherry blossoms, that year!!!that day!!!that moment!!"

"I looked at the world world with deep eyes and a haggard face, and when I noticed the people walking past me, I suddenly found that the whole world world was changing, all changing!!"

Hearing this, Han Bing really couldn't listen to it anymore, and said slightly angrily: "What are you talking about? Do you talk so much nonsense about your last words? Do you write too many essays in elementary school!!?

Feng Chenyu shook his head and said, "Girl, is it okay for you to give some respect to the last words of the deity, I have accepted my fate, Lang is too much to spend a few minutes on you?

"Cut!!Hurry up and finish talking to me, and you'll die for me when you're done!!"

Feng Chenyu nodded, coughed, looked up at the sky again, and said: "I remember, in my childhood, I watched the classic cartoon, which cartoon seems to be called "Nozha vs. Robot Cat", which cartoon I will never forget..."

Hearing this, Han Bing couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, Nozha vs. the machine cat? This guy is obviously ruining his childhood!!

At this moment, just when Han Bing was momentarily distracted, Feng Chenyu suddenly grabbed the handle behind him and rushed out directly with a bang.

Just when Han Bing was messily "Nozha vs. Machine Cat", Feng Chenyu in front of him had already disappeared without a trace!!

"Damn!!This kid dares to play tricks on me!!!

Han Bing gritted his teeth and roared, opened the door directly and rushed out.

Constantly shuttling in the corridor of the police station, Feng Chenyu stepped on the Hot Wheels, as fast as he was about to fly, and disappeared at the end of the corridor.

Han Bing gritted his teeth and chased after him, but he couldn't catch up with him with his high heels, so he could only look at Feng Chenyu's back as he kept moving away.

Feng Chenyu looked at Han Bing behind him triumphantly, and actually had the leisure to turn his head and make a grimace at him.

Feng Chenyu's plan to attack the west is very successful, you must know that "Nozha vs. Robot Cat" is not a pure spoof, the attention is to divert attention, and this method has also been confirmed, it is indeed very effective.

Just when Han Bing was messing with this thing, Feng Chenyu had already disappeared without a trace, poor Han Bing was tricked again, looking at Feng Chenyu's appearance, his angry teeth were about to be crushed.

"Ha Lu Ha!!Little Silly Girl!Come and Chase Me!!"

Feng Chenyu, who could have escaped a long time ago, obviously began to die, and made a grimace at Han Bing not far away, provoking him.

"You bastard!!Keep playing me!!Dare to challenge my bottom line, you're finished!!All the police on duty come out for me!!!"

It's okay to play Han Bing twice, at this juncture, Feng Chenyu actually dares to challenge his bottom line, what do you say this is not death?

With Han Bing's roar, with a bang, a bunch of policemen suddenly walked out of the originally empty corridor.

"Sister Bing!!What's wrong?"

It was the first time for all the people in the police station to see Han Bing so angry, and they couldn't help but start asking.

Han Bingqi's face was about to cramp, pointed at Feng Chenyu in the crowd, and said angrily: "Catch this bastard for me, I'm going to beat him up!!"

In an instant, Feng Chenyu's face became very exciting, and he roared unwillingly: "Girl, don't you play like this, you are a group beater, you have the ability to fight me alone!!"

"Your sister alone, you don't want to play tricks on me, everyone just needs to catch this bastard for me, and I'll watch a movie with her!!"

This sentence is simply more lethal than a nuclear bomb, and the male policemen who were a little lazy just now, when they heard Han Bing's most angry roar, they suddenly boiled hot, and their bodies were like being beaten with chicken blood, and they screamed loudly.

Han Bing is the police flower of the entire police station has long been known to everyone, with her cold appearance and sharp and cold eyes, she is the goddess in the hearts of all men in the entire police station.

More than once, there were tall and handsome male policemen who invited Han Bing to eat and watch a movie, but they were all coldly rejected by Han Bing, now is a good opportunity, how can you not seize it!!

All the men were like taking viagra, and they all burst out of the small universe, and they began to move closer to Feng Chenyu like a tide.

Now Feng Chenyu finally understands the true meaning of "if you don't die, you won't die", if it weren't for the provocation he made to Han Bing, he wouldn't have fallen to this point.

With all the police on his left and right sides, he was faced with only two choices.

One is to pass through the crowd and run directly out of the gate like lightning, but there are too many people, if the speed is slow, it is inevitable that you will not be caught, but if the speed is fast, you may fall in the face of a trip under your feet, and the situation is even worse when you swarm up.

The last one is to squat on the ground and hold his head to protect his face, and he can only pray that Han Bing will be lighter and not hurt his handsome face!!

However, Feng Chenyu decisively chose the former, heading towards the gate at lightning speed.

In front of him, the police were crowded with people, and if they wanted to cross the human wall, in addition to strong speed, they also needed to have strong reaction ability.

"!!The deity fights!!"

So far, Feng Chenyu has no choice, stepping on the hot wheels, as if he was about to fly, and suddenly plunged into the crowd.

In an instant, all the policemen stretched out their arms in unison, wanting to hug Feng Chenyu.

However, how could our comic god and actor Yu be killed so easily, that would be too shameless, he was like a loach, dodging left and right and began to pass through the crowd.

"Fuck!!This kid is as slippery as a loach, how do you catch it!!"

"Pig, you, you won't trip him, can he take care of his hands and feet?"

Right now, it's a combination of a basketball game and a football game, with the police officers playing a basketball game in their hands and a football game at their feet, which is more exciting than you can imagine.

However, in this way, the victory or defeat seems to be obvious, Feng Chenyu's eyes are limited, when he looks at the movements in his hands, he will ignore them in his feet, and when he pays attention to what his feet are, he will ignore them in his hands.

Seeing this scene, Han Bing obviously knew that Dao Shengjuan was in his hands.

Sure enough, within a few seconds, the comic god accidentally tripped over because of a small mistake, but it was only a few seconds slower, but the people behind him had already firmly controlled him, and dozens of people controlled him solidly.

The current situation is very critical, what should we do, is it difficult to defeat them one by one?

However, will we tease the great god only to resist? At critical moments, he will also use his brains.

At such a time of crisis, Feng Chenyu suddenly shouted: "There are dozens of you, and there is only one person in the deity, have you ever thought about how I should distribute it?"

This short sentence instantly changed the situation of the battle, although it is good for Han Bing to accompany him to watch the movie, there is undoubtedly only one place, and there are dozens of people at the moment, and Feng Chenyu has only one, how to distribute this opportunity?

"You get out of the way!!Lao Tzu touched him first!!"

"Nonsense!!Obviously I tripped him first, and I was the one who wanted to accompany Sister Bing to watch a movie, where was your turn?"

"What are you kidding? If I hadn't subdued him, would you have had a chance to overwhelm him?

In just a few seconds, Feng Chenyu's little discordant plan broke out in an instant, and his distribution problem undoubtedly became a point of conflict between them, and the scene was very chaotic for a while, and some people even fought.

Seeing this, Feng Chenyu knew that the opportunity had come, and hurriedly passed under them, using his explosive ability to connect five people.

You must know that Feng Chenyu's most powerful ability is not his strength and special moves, but his reflexes and skill analysis.

After the strength was sealed, Feng Chenyu instantly lost his heyday, but the most valuable thing was the reaction speed and chassis kung fu, and the hard work of the Great Compassion Temple was all rewarded at this moment.

Using powerful reaction speed and skills, Feng Chenyu's feet are fast and can't be seen clearly, even Messi can't keep up with the speed under his feet, in the case of a sea of people, Feng Chenyu's speed is actually fast to fly.

It is really incomparably powerful, and at a rapid speed, lightning rushed through five people, and lightning passed through the gate through the cracks of people.

In front of him was the gate of the police station, only a few steps away, but at this moment, a fat policeman with a large body and fat head and big ears blocked the middle of the gate like a mountain.

"A bunch of stupid hats, as long as they are blocked at the door, he has seven wings and doesn't want to run out!!"

The fat cops are obviously much smarter than those people, rather than arresting and fighting, or fighting for a spot.

Blocking at the gate is the right thing, smashing Huanglong, no matter how powerful you Feng Chenyu is, the purpose is also to rush to the gate, I will wait for you here, can't I?

"Ha Lu Ha!!The opportunity to date Sister Bing was finally gotten by me, and my dick is going to counterattack!!"

The fat policeman is as fat as a mountain, blocking the door tightly, he can't rush through at all, and it is useless to use his skills, and the stronger moment of crisis is that the policemen behind him obviously found that Feng Chenyu had already escaped.

was behind like a hungry tiger pounced, and rushed towards Feng Chenyu like crazy, that is to say, even if he was dragged by the fat man for a few seconds, the people behind him would rush up, and at that time, he would not be able to return to the sky.

But....how can we make the aura of the protagonist of the great god stronger?

Faced with this danger, Feng Chenyu decisively took out Tianyu from his sleeve, slashed through the air, and only stabbed the fat officer at the door.

Although the fat policeman is a little fatter, he is worthy of being born from the police, and his reaction speed is also very good.

Tian Yu slashed through the air, swished directly into the air, and flew out.

"Ha Lu Ha! Boy, you have nothing to do!!Accept your fate!!"

"Hmph, you're too happy too early, it's not over yet!!"

The moment Tianyu flew out, Feng Chenyu suddenly bent down, and rushed straight to the fat police officer at the door with all his strength, now is the time for Superman's little fist, as soon as the little fist comes out, I have it in the world!!

It was impossible for the fat man who was attracted by Tian Yu's attention to dodge at all, and when he reacted, Feng Chenyu had already come to his feet.

With all the strength of his body, he kicked his feet back, and his body threw himself at him, not bumping into him.

With a loud bang, he was as fat as a hill in an instant, as if he had been knocked down by a cannonball, and he was knocked out of the door with a bang.

The moment he rushed out of the gate, Feng Chenyu decisively stood up from him, picked up the Tianyu on the ground, and ran towards the road, disappearing directly at the end of the road.

Han Bing, on the other hand, watched him disappear on the road in amazement, and said to himself unwillingly: "One day, I will definitely catch you!!"

In just a short period of time, Feng Chenyu's series of battles, passing people, and the most rearly collision were already so handsome that they had no friends, which also made Han Bing and them play happily together, you must know that after only a few minutes of events, Feng Chenyu used the discord meter, striking east and west, and transferring the most rear**.

used "Nozha vs. Robot Cat" to successfully turn Han Bing's attention away, took the opportunity to escape, used the discord trick to make them infighting, successfully escaped by taking advantage of the chaos, and used the most rearly Tianyu flying spur to follow Superman's small fist, and successfully rushed out of the police station with serial cannon tactics.

His combat analysis index and skill tricks are already bullish to the point of bursting, and he will have no friends if he goes on like this!!

PS: Two in one, lazy separated!!