"Master, this is to be regarded as compensation, usually you use it to wrap around the Ice Crack Blade, and call it if you need anything else." When the system saw that I was funny, it looked courteous.

"Barely enough." I didn't expect to get two babies at once, and the harvest was still good.

"Since the master is so happy and has received the rewarded gold coins, do you want to buy them?" As the system speaks, it displays a screen of product purchases.

"Don't buy it." I resisted the desire to buy, the money had to be spent on the blade, not in a lavish manner.

"Uh......h This month's KPIs are not finished. I saw the system with an aggrieved expression.

……

"Sympathize with you for three seconds, but I just won't buy it." I grimaced at it.

"Alas, it's too difficult for us to make a system." The system looked unhappy.

But I think it's harder to be fat!

Who the hell is it! I put a banana peel on the road, causing my feet to slip and lose my balance and eat a mouthful of mud.

If I were skinny, I would have been able to stand firm.

Painful to death...... I struggled to get up and rubbed my knees in pain, although I have a lot of meat, but I really can't bear to fall~

I thought I was stepping on a banana peel, but when I picked it up, I realized that it was a piece of jade that looked like a banana peel.

Crystal clear, shining in the sun, still in the shape of a banana, this time it must be a baby.

"System, how much do you think this can be exchanged?" I showed it to the system.

"Master, this is the treasure of Cangmin Kingdom, worth 100,000 money, and congratulations on starting a new task, banana."

Listening to the name, it has something to do with bananas.

"If I exchange this treasure for money, will it affect the mission?" I counted the amount of this treasure again, 100,000 yuan, not a small amount.

"It will increase the difficulty of the task, and you will have to add interest if you want to redeem it again." The system replied earnestly.

It's better to put it first, anyway, it's not very short of money at the moment.

Along the way, I picked up some bottles and cans and exchanged money with the system, a total of more than 100, and now I can see that everything in my head can be converted into money.

This is not hungry pills have a good effect, I have lost more than 20 pounds without eating oil and water during this time, the melon seed face is just around the corner, and the current body shape is called plump, which should be very popular in the Tang Dynasty.

After half a month of traveling, I finally came to the border of Cangmin Country.

The people here are really strong, and most of them are men. It's too rare to see a woman come out, presumably she is teaching her husband and children at home, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, right?

The men here speak rudely and behave uninhibitedly, not like the men of Biluoguo, who are clear and beautiful, and give priority to courtesy.

I heard that there are few women in Cangmin country, so monogamy is implemented, and violators are severely punished, so women have become rare treasures here, and most people don't let women go out, for fear of being robbed by others.

It's just that these people look at me a little strangely, as if they have never seen a woman.

"It's the first time I've seen a woman as strong as we are."

Suddenly, the voices of two men came, and they did not shy away from suspicion, and spoke loudly.

……

I was said to be fat in Biluo country, and I was said to be strong in Cangmin country, do I still have a way to live?

"What are you looking at, haven't you seen a beautiful woman?" I gave them a blank look.

"This temper ...... I like it! I heard another man say.

They want women to go crazy, right?

I walked away quickly, and for the sake of convenience, I went to buy a set of men's clothes, which is more convenient in a country full of men.

There are very few restaurants where literati and scholars drink tea and gather, most of them are taverns that sell wine, and people here like to come here to fight for wine when they have nothing to do.

I sat down at a restaurant with a storyteller and wanted to hear what gossip was going on.

I saw that this place called "a tavern" was full of guests, and an old man who was close to his sixtieth birthday was telling stories on it, which caused a wave of onlookers.

"It is said that our monarch married a woman in the Lingnan land of Biluo Country as his wife, but this woman can only speak the Lingnan dialect, and the most she says is this sentence, banana, come and read it to me, banana."

"Banana ......"

I saw the onlookers below following with serious faces.

I just smiled and didn't speak.

"When the monarch asked about the meaning of this, the woman drew a sample on the drawing, like a certain fruit, but the Cangmin country did not, so the monarch sent people to Lingnan to look for it, only to know that this thing is called banana, which is very delicious."

The old gentleman paused and continued.

"Since then, the monarch has spent a lot of money to pay tribute to bananas from Lingnan, and gave the woman the name Lady Jiao, and used the unique yellow crystal jade to create a banana-shaped jade pendant for Mrs. Jiao, but it was accidentally lost on the way."

Madame Banana became more and more unhappy, so the king decreed that as long as she could find a jade pendant or make Madame Banana laugh, she would be rewarded with a reward of 100,000 yuan, and if she did both, she would be rewarded with 200,000 yuan plus the fulfillment of a wish. So the whole people began to hunt for treasure or find funny jokes, the fields were not planted, the business was not done, and the officials were not appropriate, and the country of Cangmin became a miasma, and the monarch decreed that the deadline would be three days later, and the reward would be invalid once the deadline passed, but unfortunately, no one has completed one of them so far. ”

The storyteller shook his head, and the others sighed.

"Hahaha......" I couldn't help but laugh, it was a task that was tailor-made for me.

When they lose, they lose out on bad luck and lack of dialect.

"Boy, what are you laughing at?" The others looked at me as if they were going to beat me up.

"I can do both of what you say." I glanced at them defiantly.

"You're so inflated, it's all bragging, right?" Others were dismissive.

"We'll see." With that, I got out of here.

There are still three days to go, so you have to get to the Imperial City before this, which is quite far from the Imperial City.

While hurrying, learn about the imperial city of Cangmin and the monarch.

The imperial city of Cangmin is located in the center of the territory, which is the confluence of the three rivers, mainly in the plain, and is called Jiling. Jiling has fertile grass and the best quality horse breeds.

Cangmin people love to ride horses, love to live in tents, the style of the tent can be seen the strength of the family, the king's tent is the largest and most unique, iron-blooded man, like tender women, it is the story between the monarch and Mrs. Jiao.

Maybe it's because I'm used to seeing the heroic and uninhibited women of the Cangmin country, when the monarch sees the beautiful woman of the Biluo country for the first time, he can't help but feel the spring heart rippling and marry home. However, due to the language barrier, the monarch didn't know what she wanted, and he didn't know how to make her happy.

When I came to Jiling, I was shocked by the scene. In a green grassland, all kinds of tents are located on it, adding brilliant colors to the grassland.

It is surrounded by four mountains, which are known as the guardian saints by the locals, guarding the safety of Jiling. Each mountain has an entrance, and it is heavily guarded, and it is difficult for the enemy to enter it.

What's even more shocking is that these four mountains are steep mountains, cliffs, and it is impossible to go over the mountains, it is really a miracle of nature, as if these four mountains are born to protect this land, which is also the only four mountains in the entire Cangmin country, and the others are grasslands.

After explaining his intentions, he successfully entered Jiling.

It's really lively here, selling food, most of them are beef jerky and milk. The jewelry is sold with various ornaments woven with flowers and plants, and some are specially made into dried flower styles to prevent wilting. Those who sell weapons mainly use bows and arrows, which are light and easy to carry. There are also on-site custom tents, selling cattle, sheep and horses, so it's not lively.

There are still mostly men, and occasionally one or two women can be seen, and there is a real shortage of women here.

However, it is true that the living habits here are very different, and long-term residence may not be able to adapt to it.

The two soldiers took me to the king's residence, this tent looks very dignified, and it is also printed with the totem of the Cangmin country - the eagle, which means yearning for freedom, so the people of the Cangmin country naturally do not like to be restrained.

The tent is very large and tall, with a space of 1,000 square meters, and when you walk in, there are many different small tents inside, which also have their own characteristics, but these small tents are far away, and it is not easy to hear each other.

I'm wondering if this is the tent of the monarch's concubine, which is equivalent to the emperor's three palaces and six courtyards, and which concubine can enter which tent he wants.

"Are you the one who can make Mrs. Banana smile?" I heard only a rough voice, and I quickly and respectfully bowed to the people here.

"Yes, Your Majesty." I raised my head and glanced at it, this monarch is slightly more refined than others, and if you put it in modern times, it is also a very popular uncle in Korean dramas.

"Lady Banana, please." I only heard the monarch say to a servant girl beside him.

The servant girl nodded, and walked away.

A few minutes later, I saw only a beautiful woman.

Bright eyes and bright teeth, waist like a willow, skin like clotted fat, black hair like a waterfall, a pair of peach blossom eyes are coquettish, as if to hook people's souls, no wonder the monarch is so favored.

I saw her lightly open her red lips.

"You're on the side?" She didn't care if I understood it or not, and asked directly in dialect.

"The one who makes you laugh." I replied to her in tongues, only to see her stand up excitedly.

"You...... You ......" she was speechless with excitement.

The monarch was stunned, the first time he saw Madame Banana's reaction like this, it showed that he knew that Madame Banana understood my words.

Three women went to the tea restaurant to sigh for afternoon tea, three husbands on the left of the place, two cups of milk tea, and a cup of frozen lemon water. And then...... A waiter who can barely speak Cantonese recounts it and repeats it: "You want three husbands to be sick, C to pull firewood, and one to freeze to death; Rock or not? ”

When Madame Banana heard this, she burst out laughing, and the monarch laughed too.

The language advantage of Xueba is reflected at this time.

"Bananas, you." Madame Banana said while laughing, and the monarch did not understand what Madame Banana was talking about and continued to laugh.