The beggar festival that couples have been looking forward to has finally arrived as scheduled.

In addition to being lively, I want to express my love more through this situation.

And a single dog like me is different, I was addicted to cram school in my previous life, and I didn't have the opportunity to fall in love at all, and I didn't even hold a man's hand. In this life, because he looks like a fat maggot, he will not be liked by men.

So for me, the Begging Festival is the day of eating dog food, the kind of fullness.

With my sixth sense as a woman, something big is going to happen today.

In order to gain Madame Jiao's trust, I decided to offer Huang Jingyu, and then take the opportunity to debunk their conspiracy, not to let the Cangmin monarch keep his head green all the time, and not to let their selfishness cause misery.

"Madam, I've found Huang Jingyu." As I spoke, I offered the jade with both hands.

After seeing Huang Jingyu, her eyes lit up.

"Great, with this, we can execute the plan today." She said excitedly, her eyes already having a vision for the future after leaving here.

"Madame, have you ever been in love with someone?" Today is the Begging Festival, and I suddenly want to ask a question that is appropriate for the occasion.

"Loved." She replied briskly, and there was sincerity in her eyes at this moment.

I don't know who she's talking about, is it Cangmin Guojun or Ah Le? Or neither?

"This yellow crystal jade can gather half of the soldiers in Jiling, and it can take Jiling in an instant." Erasing that trace of sincerity, only power and desire are left in her eyes at this moment.

"You're going to rebel?" I asked her in surprise.

"You know too much, but it's okay, you're useless." As she spoke, she took out a dagger out of nowhere, and was about to stab at me when I called out "Xiaobai", only to see Xiaobai come out of the Ice Crack Blade and firmly bind Madame Banana.

"You green tea, green monarch, and now you still want to kill me?" I pinched her chin and gestured the Ice Blade to her face.

I am a person, I will repay him, and whoever wants to get me, I will deal with him first.

"Who are you? What do you want to do? She looked very frightened, afraid that the next second the knife would cut her face and ruin her beautiful face.

"You're so beautiful, what bad can I have?" As I spoke, I winked at her and discharged.

In the next second, I knocked her unconscious and hid her, and I have to borrow her face today.

But the height is a little difficult, the girls in the Lingnan land of Biluo Country are generally not tall, around 160 cm, I, a big man of 175, do I want to practice bone shrinking skills?

"I regret it." I called out the system.

"Master, don't talk, I understand." Before I could speak, the purchase page of the bone transformation pill appeared on the system interface.

"Are you still bothered by height? Are you still envious of those long-legged beauties? Are you still sorrowful about looking down on all beings? Buy it, buy it! If you want to grow a few centimeters taller, you can just a few centimeters, and if you want to shorten a few centimeters, you can do a few centimeters. Let you get rid of the embarrassment of the ostrich and the person, let your CP object get rid of the trouble of abducting minors, this year's popular bone pills, a must-have for crossing, don't miss it when you pass by, miss it and wait for the next life. ”

The system is already talking passionately about its advertising slogan.

"A 50 yuan, four hours? Do you want to get beaten? "This time I learned to be smart, I looked at the price, and after reading it, I was a little tight on my hand, because I wanted to hit someone.

"Don't be angry, master, given that you spent 1,000 money to buy face swapping equipment last time, and you have been automatically upgraded to VIP, the bone transformation pill only needs a member price of 38." After the system finished speaking, it also sold a cute.

"Who do you say 38?" I couldn't help but raise my little fist.

"You're 38."

"Give you a chance to reorganize the language."

"I'm 38."

It would have been nice to say that earlier.

The system breathed a sigh of relief when it saw me put down my fist.

After buying a bone transformation pill, I began to disguise myself as Mrs. Banana to do things.

I wanted to explain the situation directly to the king, but I was afraid that he would kill me in a fit of rage, and wouldn't that be a substitute for the dead.

So I decided to go to Ah Le first.

I still asked him out at the place where the two of them often dated.

"Ah Le, let's leave tonight." I told him.

"Are you really willing to come with me?" Ah Le looked a little excited.

"Yes, let's go away." At this moment, I really hope that Mrs. Banana will make such a decision as I did.

"What about the monarch?"

"No matter."

"What about military power?"

"Don't."

I play Mrs. Banana, who is in love, and I don't know if she will be angry to death when she finds out.

"You ......" At this moment, a sudden voice startled me.

It turned out to be the monarch of Cangmin, presumably he had heard the conversation between me and Ah Le, although I also wanted him to know the truth of the matter, but I really didn't want it to be in this way.

"I'm going to kill you." The monarch has gone from stunned to furious.

What man can tolerate being cuckolded? Not to mention the monarch.

Don't be impulsive!

Afraid that my life would be in danger, I pulled Ah Le and quickly escaped from the palace.

This labyrinth-like tent was a real test of my physical strength.

Finally threw off the pursuers and escaped from the palace, so he found a corner and said breathlessly.

"It's good that I'm running fast." I patted my chest.

"May I ask girl, what are you doing with me?" Suddenly, a familiar voice sounded in my ears.

I was so frightened that I looked back and saw that it was him.

Bai Xiuya.

To add insult to injury, I was holding his hand at this time, but fortunately I was now disguised as Mrs. Banana, and he didn't recognize me.

Presumably he accidentally caught the wrong person when he was just evading the pursuers.

"I'm sorry, I caught the wrong person." I quickly let go of his hand and ran away.

It's a shame.

I guess the monarch shouldn't want Mrs. Banana and Ah Le, after all, it's a cuckold thing, and he doesn't want everyone to know about it, but he may be secretly arrested.

Mrs. Banana was temporarily hidden in a safe place by me, and as for Ah Le, it shouldn't be so easy to catch.

As soon as the medicinal effect of the bone pill passed, I changed back to the clothes of Wang Gongzi, took the clothes customized by Alejia's store, and changed into women's clothes.

It's really comfortable, or women's clothing is loose and comfortable.

I saw myself in the mirror and was a little fascinated by my beauty.

Wearing a black skirt, the gauze and black leather are perfectly combined, flowing and thin.

Although the material is not as expensive as silk, it is already very good to be able to make it like this.

I pulled a ball head at will, and I wouldn't have a hairstyle that was too difficult anyway.

I haven't eaten meat these days, and sometimes I just eat some soup and don't get hungry pills to fill my stomach. Now it looks at least more than 20 pounds thinner than when I first came here, although I can't lose weight into a big beauty, but the outline of my face has gradually appeared.

There is already a trace of charm between the eyebrows and eyes, it turns out that fat people are potential stocks, and they are definitely a big beauty when they lose weight.

Suddenly I became a little expectant.

I went out and was looked at by people with strange eyes, am I too beautiful? Or are you dressed like a mourner? Swept away their Valentine's Day interest?

No matter, I'm willing, bite me.

On the Begging Festival, when others show affection, I still do my old job - picking up garbage.

Life is not easy, plus the profiteer in the system, always thinking about cheating me out of money, I don't know how much garbage I have to pick up to get rich.

"This girl is very good-looking, but it's a pity that she is a fool." Someone saw me picking up garbage and whispered in the back.

"I call it contributing to environmental protection, you know?" I glanced back at him.

Why life is so hard.

"How did you get mixed up like this?" That familiar voice rang in my ears again.

Oh! Damn, it's Bai Xiuya again.

"I'm self-reliant, I don't steal or rob, what's in your way?" I ignored him and continued to rummage through the garbage heap.

"Here you go, go eat something good." I saw him hand me a money bag.

It's not very hurtful, and it's extremely insulting.

"You're asking for food?" I like money, but I don't want everything!

"How can you give so much to send away the food." He laughed.

"Uncle Bai, please go and do your business, leave me alone, I like to pick up garbage, I want to pick up garbage in my life, I feel uncomfortable if I don't pick up garbage!" I wonder if the other four Venerable Masters are all as idle as him and don't have to work? Leave me alone picking up trash.

"You don't know what to do." He was by me.

Why do I like to disagree with him so much? Is it disdain for power or do you want to attract his attention in another way? No, it's all not, it's because it's cool!

I feel so good to see him angry! Maybe I'm sick!

The garbage I picked up this time was exchanged for a few hundred dollars with the system, which was the motivation for me to become a rich woman.

The Qiqiao Festival is really lively, the lights are colorful, the bridge meets, you and I are nong, the dog food is really fragrant.

I stood on a bridge and looked at myself in the water.

I'm so good-looking.

When he was narcissistic, a white figure appeared next to him, in the eyes of others, he was a humble gentleman, with a graceful demeanor, which made the girl feel spring.

In my opinion, he is a psychopath, who follows wherever he goes.

"Bai Xiuya, are you sick?" I questioned him.

"I'm afraid you won't be able to jump down and scare others." He said calmly.

I was about to open my mouth to continue scolding, when fireworks set off not far away, and spread out in the air, beautiful and charming, holding back the words I was about to scold.

I have never seen such beautiful fireworks in my previous life, and I am intoxicated at this moment, I don't know if I have been poisoned by the begging festival, and I actually want to fall in love?

Handsome guys on the side, romantic fireworks, ambiguous atmosphere, and insanity.

For the sake of being a big brother's woman, should I throw him to the ground at this moment?

Thinking like this, his hand was unconsciously raised, directly in front of his chest.

"You're not trying to insult me, are you?" At this time, Bai Xiuya looked self-protecting.

I withdrew my hand in embarrassment, as if someone had exposed the conspiracy.

"Am I blind?" I gave him a blank look, so I had to use this way to relieve the embarrassment.

If you insult him, you can't be in public.