The school celebration is coming, the playground and the small lawn are also very lively, and the activities of each class and club are also full of tricks.

"Eh, Liu Meng! Come on, come on, help me get it, remember where the office is, 418 on the fourth floor. Thank you for your hard work, let's have a good chat in the center canteen later. ”

Liu Meng looked at the guide who was not much older than himself, his neat short hair covered his boxy face, and the gold wire glasses on his face neutralized the guide who was full of flesh and black circles like a panda, and almost picked his son and left, out of humanitarianism, plus someone invited him to dinner, he also took over a large pile of documents and the heavy laptop.

"Viagra, you just finished a meeting?"

The instructor's name is Li Wei, and among many students, Viagra is the most popular and the most familiar with it.

"Hey, isn't this a school anniversary, I have to have a meeting, and it's not over if I send a notification on my phone, if I want to say that the school leader is a lot of things."

Li Wei is notoriously short-tempered, but he is still very steady in doing things, and he has gotten used to it over time.

"Isn't this also to ensure that everyone receives the task of the superior completely, Anla-la-la."

Liu Meng pretended to persuade him.

"Put the stuff on me, I've got to send a notice to the student council here. I'll come to the Tai Chi playground to help later. ”

Li Wei walked out without looking back, urging him like a time bomb like a notice in his hand.

"Viagra! Don't forget to buy a bottle of Coke! ”

Liu Meng shouted loudly at Li Wei, but he didn't know if he heard it.

"The layout of your school is very interesting, the stars and the moon are intertwined, and the talents are gathered."

Liu Meng's sudden voice made Liu Meng stumble,

"Miss, make a suggestion, can you suddenly make a sound every time, it's scary, especially when your voice suddenly appears empty in your head."

Liu Meng said angrily. Holding the documents and continuing to go upstairs, this office is also wonderful, it has to be arranged in the most corner of the teaching building, every building is like this, there is no elevator, Liu Meng did not gain weight during college thanks to these designs.

"Shall I talk to you like this in the future? Xiao Meng ~ Meng. The AMSR-like sound that appeared lightly in his ears made Liu Meng's feet soften.

"Ah~! Ahem, Miss Liu, don't be like this, I'm a decent gentleman, it's not suitable, it's not suitable. Liu Meng glanced at his pants and found that there was nothing unusual, so he continued to walk up.

"Didn't Xiao Meng say that people scared you, so that it wouldn't scare you, right~" The soft voice in his ears continued, and Xiao Liu Meng seemed to sense something and raised his head.

"Miss Liu, spare me, let's get down to business, what's wrong with the layout of this school."

"Phew, nasty." Liu Meng noticed Xiao Liu Meng's abnormality and scolded coquettishly, "The longer you live in this school, the more talented you will become, especially in that building." The graduate building in Liu Meng's field of vision lit up.

"It should have been built with the guidance of a master." Liu Meng's voice reappeared in his mind from his ears, empty without a trace of emotion, "If you destroy it at will, it is easy to have unexpected accidents." ”

"There seems to be a legend in the school that the subsequent construction of the teaching building and the laboratory building have been stopped due to major accidents. Just the red one next to the shop. Once the school was planning to expand, but it turned out that a senior sister who was going to graduate school had an accident, and the school made the entire dormitory go to graduate school in order to prevent the situation from deteriorating. It makes sense. ”

Liu Meng recalled the gossip he talked about on campus.

“···”

"Knock knock knock..."

A message rings on the phone

[Photo]

Towards a better future, rush!! ”

The old classmates in the photo are riding bicycles on the side of the road, as if they are chasing something.

"It seems that I have to advance my weight loss plan, this body is really cumbersome." Liu Meng wrote in a memo on his phone

*Emergency*

Weight loss program

Morning run, evening gym !!

I also used big red notes, memos that I hadn't used once in a month, filled with dozens of records, large and small

"Sauce Cake Sauce"

"Fast Memory Method"

"Good Shoes Recommendation"

"Classic Quotations"

···

I vaguely remember that I saw my favorite sauce cake on the Internet at the beginning of last month, copied the recipe with hard work, bought the ingredients with great interest, and finally lay quietly in the refrigerator.

It's not lazy, it's just that there are always all kinds of things that will block the process when it comes to the hands-on link, in short, none of the things written on Mr. Liu Meng's memo have been completely used on himself.

"Did you use that body refining technique as a comic book?" Liu Meng looked at this fat man who was hot for three minutes angrily, "Next time there is thunder, just go to the roof and split twice." ”

"Big guy, that's thunder, and none of the medicinal materials recorded on it can be understood, but the picture is tall and tall, and I can't afford it at first glance."

"Your Spirit Stone Mountain has been forgotten by you?"

Liu Meng is even more sure that this fat man's neck is a tumor and has no brains.

"No, no, I really don't do this thing when I am struck by lightning, it's too scary." Liu Meng kept shaking his head

"Then wait for you to cultivate for another seven days and collect nine parts of purple qi to open up your own small world. Storing the heavenly thunder in the small world and releasing it little by little can also refine the body. Liu Meng thought about it and said a way.

"And this good thing? Isn't that so you don't have to be hacked? Liu Meng was ecstatic.

Liu Meng looked at this fat man who was afraid of being struck by lightning but dared to compete with heaven and earth, he might die if he was struck by lightning, and the purple qi was careless, and there was not even ash left. Liu Meng didn't plan to tell Liu Meng, so be it, anyway, he is cultivating well now.

"I can only guarantee that you will not be hacked to death, and the pain in your body will not be less at all."

"That's fine, as long as you don't die, that's fine." Liu Meng breathed a long sigh of relief, and after solving the problem of the century to lose weight, it seemed that nothing mattered.

When I walked to the Tai Chi playground, I found that all the students were doing all kinds of things in full swing.

"Liu Meng, here, move this drum back to the equipment room, and then take out the tug-of-war rope placed next to the ladder."

“···”

Liu Meng wiped his sweat, and finally finished his work, and the time was noon, and the students were scattered like yellow birds.

"Let's go, I'll have a treat, and I can eat as much as you want in the center cafeteria." Instructor Li Wei put down the manuscript in his hand and walked down from the podium.

"Viagra is atmospheric, do you really eat it casually?"

"Sweet and sour tenderloin, braised fish, and this shredded green pepper pork, that cumin rabbit, and this water spinach..."

"Enough is enough, you really want to make me poor, you, the salary you just paid can't withstand your tossing like this."

Li Wei hurriedly grabbed Liu Meng, who was still about to order.

"Then let's do it first."

Liu Meng was holding a hill-like dinner plate, and the students waiting for food next to him avoided it one after another, for fear of bumping into him.

"Thank you viagra for your hospitality."

Liu Meng clasped his hands together and said to Li Wei, who was twitching at the corners of his mouth.

"Eat, it's a shame that it's the school cafeteria, and if it's outside the school, my wallet can't stand your toss like this."

Li Wei sandwiched a pair of chopsticks, fish-flavored eggplant, and ate it mixed with rice.

"I heard the class leader say that your class didn't have a group activity in the morning, why didn't you go, and went back to school."

"They went on a ride, and I haven't been in good health lately (referring to fat, not kidney deficiency)."

Liu Meng buried his head in destroying the hill, and the spirit of Yugong moving the mountain was vividly exerted here, the mountain did not move, and the people did not stop.

"How is the work, are you satisfied, your grades in your major class were not good at the beginning, go out and suffer."

"That's not true, it's just a bit inhumane to work overtime." Liu Meng wrapped rice in his mouth and said, "Eat first, eat first." ”

Li Wei looked at this former student, and the wrinkles in the corners of his eyes seemed to have a few more.

Time, what a pig-killing knife.

"Hiccup~~~"

Liu Meng wiped the food scraps from the corner of his mouth with a tissue and gave a long full burp.

"Viagra, you said that you are not too young, why are you still single, have you ever considered that it is your own problem? Like cutting two knives or something? ”

Li Wei originally thought about how tragic the beating of this student was by the society, but he didn't expect that his mouth was still so poisonous.

"You still care about me, look at yourself, what has been swollen after leaving school, where is the mighty gentleman who used to show off his muscles in the Tai Chi playground?"

"Oh, it's not impossible, I work overtime every day, I'm hungry when I get off work, and I have to eat when I'm hungry, and my amount of food hasn't changed, who knows that the more I eat, the fatter I get."

Liu Meng spread his hands helplessly

"Instructor, look, the calluses on my hands are almost smoothed out."

"Take the time to go to the hospital and see you, if you continue to eat like this, sooner or later there will be problems. Full? Let's go! ”

Liu Meng and Li Wei got up, put the cutlery in the recycling area, and left the cafeteria.

"One?"

Li Wei, who had just stepped out of the cafeteria, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and asked.

"Viagra I don't smoke, you quit early, smoking affects the success rate of blind dates."

", I would have quit earlier, besides, do you care if other girls like you or not? It's really eye-catching, and she likes it when you smoke firecrackers. ”

Li Wei lit a cigarette and said in a foggy voice.

"Hey, people nowadays, they don't think about how to start a family, and they wish they had as little responsibility as possible."

Liu Meng was about to refute, when he suddenly saw several girls in cheerleading clothes walking by, including the one who called uncle just now.

"Viagra, do you know this girl?"

"There are magicians among those people, and the elemental fluctuations are too abnormal, so they shouldn't have stabilized the realm."

The cold girl in her mind sounded first

"You're out of society, why are you still staring at the girls in school, can you be a little promising. Those are exchange students we pulled from Aoki University.,Excellent in character and learning.,Because they're all women.,When you came, the students of your software department also privately pulled a banner to welcome it.。 ”

Li Wei snuffed out the cigarette butt in his hand and threw it into the trash

"Tell me about you, you don't do this useless work every day. Isn't it good to have that time to brush up on the question bank and do a few high-math test papers? ”

Liu Meng tried to divert the topic of learning from Li Wei's mouth.

"There must be a lot of people chasing this kind of girl."

"How do I know this, the most lively girl named Ouyang Qing applied for the establishment of a cheerleading club just after entering the school, what to say to encourage the enthusiasm of athletes, I think I just want to rub credits."

Li Wei looked at the sky

"Anyway, it's been cloudy for so many days, and there is no rain or thunder, so I always feel that it's not a good thing."

Liu Meng retracted his gaze at the group of women, also looked at the sky, and said jokingly.

"Instructor, what if this is a harbinger of the end of the world?"

"What can I do, wait for death, what can we ordinary people do. Okay, the meal is finished, what should I do? ”

Li Wei waved his hand and said that he didn't continue to see this 'Mr. Weimei' who ate his week's food expenses.

"Then viagra I'll go first, remember to quit smoking, really, find us a sister-in-law as soon as possible."

The anomaly that Liu Meng had noticed before turned out to be not a hallucination.

"Magician? Isn't this not too realistic? ”

Liu Meng asked the big guy in his mind suspiciously

"What's wrong with magic? It's just that the way of communicating with the world is different, and when you open a small world later, you will understand everything."

The cold female voice didn't seem to explain much.

"Magic, how cool is that." Liu Meng's expression was full of envy.

"Don't think about it, you don't have a talent for the communication element."

"Okay, at least you can still cultivate immortals."