Chapter 18 Eating the Forbidden Fruit Right Under My Nose
Shao Jimei is never reluctant, she must get my consent; she is disappointed again and again, and she is not cold, why?
I was hungry, and it wasn't very obvious, so I took down the mouth of the queen mother, threw it, "whew", and disappeared without a trace......
Shao Jimei didn't say anything when she knew it, and took me to fly towards the rising sun......
The sun slowly crept up from the lowest clouds, and a round halo enclosed us in it, and a man chanted in the air:
Oriental Warm Lover; Mind Dilemma; Morning Watching the Red Sun, Dyed Autumn in the Sky; Monologue Life Journey; Looking Forward to Spring; Southern Geese Crossing the Sky; Hurriedly Thinking of Sweet Kisses.
The voice came from nowhere—high-pitched and round, like a young man......
Shao Jimei and I looked around, and there was nothing? Needless to say, he was a guy who pretended to be crazy and stupid, and he didn't take a fancy to the beautiful women around me.
The sun's halo is large and small, and the lightning speed is very fast, and it actually turns into a melody of a meandering dance, like a beautiful poem, full of charm in a thousand forms.
Shao Jimei hugged me tightly and circled, suddenly let go, threw out a hundred meters, and before he could freeze, a god's mouth flew in the air and knocked heavily on my mouth.
I didn't eat anything, and I was very depressed! I took all my resentment out on it; "What kind of god's mouth, it's better than a dog's mouth, what's the use of flying for so long?"
Shao Jimei could hear it, drifting like the wind, opening her arms and embracing me tightly, and a beautiful woman's mouth was pressed against my mouth.
I thought I was going to kiss deeply, but I didn't expect to feed the food in her stomach into my mouth.
I was nauseous at first, but I felt good after eating it, and I ate all the food before I let go......
I'm full, she's hungry, and I don't know how to find food.
The magic show began: she turned her mouth into a horn, tugged it with her hand, grew tenfold, and sucked it violently into the sky......
The white clouds turn into flowers and fly into their mouths, and their bellies become round, like pregnant women, and they retract their mouths......
She was so heavy that she couldn't stand, she was tumbling in the air, and she wanted to teach me how to dance.
I don't know if it's uncomfortable or not? What is it that I have eaten, and I actually have nasty butterfly spots on my face, just like a pregnant woman.
I looked with a magnifying glass and saw the young man standing faintly among the clouds, and I couldn't help but exclaim, "Hey—it's not too late to say it!"
I was depressed, and I suspected that the pregnancy had something to do with him.
The young man recited the broken poem, and I remembered that the dog voice was made by him, which was more disgusting than that of the flower prince, and he glared at his eyes and shouted, "Hey—you have the ability to come down!"
He didn't answer, he flashed and disappeared, and I looked around with a magnifying glass and saw nothing.
I couldn't help but look at Shao Jimei's face and asked, "What's going on?"
She had a secret in her heart, and said awkwardly: "This is what you saw with your own eyes, and I didn't do anything." ”
Oh my God, how could such a thing happen, and I ask, "Eating, will make people ...... That's ridiculous, isn't it?"
Sure enough, there was another person's voice, muttering for a long time, but I didn't understand a word, and as soon as I shouted, the voice was gone.
I had to cast a confused gaze on Shao Jimei's face and ask, "Is there anyone in the sky?"
The answer was surprising: "Yes, and a lot." ”
It's strange? Why didn't you see it? Isn't the sky empty? There's nothing.
Shao Jimei can answer lightly: "Completely invisible, maybe there are people around us, but you can't see ......"
"It's terrible! Who has the ability to impregnate you?"
This question, Shao Jimei squeaked or not, and finally didn't say it.
I'm going to fight with him! Under my nose, someone actually steals the forbidden fruit; I really don't have long eyes!
Now Shao Jimei has something to say: "People want to marry you, but ...... Who do you blame? What is the use of complaining about the good youth, staring at someone who has stolen it?"
I can't wait to smash the sky into a hole: "It's not that I don't marry, I haven't figured out my identity yet;
Shao Jimei said: "When you figure it out, the daylilies are cold! Do you know? Women will get old! Youth will pass by in a flash!"
It's really harmful! I still want to have three wives and four concubines, and I can't even look down on the only woman around me, isn't it funny?
I'm going crazy, I'm flying in the east and west......
However, Shao Jimei lay sideways in the air, floating around.
I really can't stand it! I shouted into the distant sky: "Queen Mother, Guifei, where are you?"
There was a sound of "whirring", but the queen did not respond.
Shao Jimei is like this, what should I do? Where will the child be born? A man doesn't understand anything! No matter how many times he frowns, he can't solve the problem.
The wind blows harder, the sun rises higher and higher, and all the auras disappear without a trace.
Shao Jimei put a gentle gaze on my face and said, "Carry me and go to the divine doctor?"
I looked at the sky and shouted, "God—"
Shao Jimei smiled: "It's disrespectful to people like this, and they won't come if they know." ”
What to do? Don't you know everything? Lead the way, we'll find it.
Shao Jimei nodded, I hadn't squatted down yet, she flicked her legs and leaned on my back.
How do I carry this? How should I live upstairs?
Shao Jimei will say: "You can hug as much as you want." ”
I didn't dare touch her, I half-bent over and flew forward, and she pointed in the direction with her finger......
In addition to the white clouds in the sky, it is a dark cloud, where is the divine doctor?
Shao Jimei flicked her leg and flew off my back, looking into the distance and shouting, but no one responded.
I looked around with a magnifying glass, but there was nothing, and I wondered, "What the hell is ......?"
Shao Jimei said without exaggeration: "I can see the invisible, but I can't see the miracle doctor." ”
I've never seen a miracle doctor, I don't know if it's a man or a woman, is there a sign?
Of course, Shao Jimei has seen it, otherwise, how to depict it? It should be "a person wearing a fairy hat, engraved with a cross, wearing a fairy robe, pedaling fairy shoes, and not carrying a medicine box." ”
The more I listened, the more confused I became: "Myrrh box, how to administer medicine?"
She couldn't tell, she had to rely on her own understanding - time flies so fast, the sun seems to fly, unconsciously westward.
I wasn't hungry, and I couldn't figure out what she was feeding me with her mouth.
Shao Jimei is different, she didn't eat anything, her body is still round, it's really funny!