Zhao Lingwu said impatiently: "My aunt and grandmother love to sit like this, why do women have to do that, I like to eat like this, comfortable or not, and I do this bald donkey to give him face, or let him beg me I won't do it." ”

Feng Chenyu covered his face a little speechlessly, he really wanted to say that he didn't know this person, Zhao Lingwu was just like a man, he didn't look like a woman at all, it is estimated that he just looks like a girl's body, except for a girl's body, he is almost like a man.

Feng Chenyu didn't want to say anything, he was already used to his friend's character, the so-called habit was good.

Feng Chenyu looked at Zhao Lingwu eating a lot, and said a little angrily: "Hey, hey, didn't you bring me food, why did you eat it yourself?"

Zhao Lingwu wildly threw out a basket from behind him and said, "Here you go, eat it yourself." ”

Feng Chenyu honestly took the basket, when he opened the basket, his face turned black, and it was all meat, pheasants, rabbits, or whatever, all of which were unique to the mountains.

Feng Chenyu said in disbelief: "Did you tell me to eat this?"

Zhao Lingwu shrugged her shoulders and said innocently: "Otherwise, if you don't eat this, you will eat the basket?"

"Damn, I didn't mean that, what about the dishes I wanted, why are they all meat?" Feng Chenyu said slightly angrily Zhao Lingwu jumped down from the top and said: "I brought meat for you to eat, you must know that you will be very tired from practicing every day, if you eat vegetables every day, your body will not be able to hold it, you should thank me." ”

"Ridiculous, how can I be like you, I am a principled person, I said on the first day I entered the temple that I would not eat meat. Feng Chenyu said slightly angrily again, Zhao Lingwu pursed her lips, and said angrily: "If you like to eat or not, you deserve to starve to death." ”

Feng Chenyu snorted coldly and said, "If you don't eat, you won't eat," after speaking, he turned his head and turned his head away, and went to chant the scriptures cross-legged alone.

After a few seconds of stalemate, Zhao Lingwu was a little unhappy, pouted, went over and stabbed Feng Chenyu in the stomach, and said jokingly: "What's the matter, old pendulum, do you pose again?"

Feng Chenyu turned his back to Zhao Lingwu and ignored him, and snorted coldly, "I didn't swing, I just suddenly felt that I wasn't hungry." But before the words were finished, Feng Chenyu's uncompetitive stomach immediately screamed~~~Goo~~, which made Feng Chenyu a little unable to get off the stage, and lowered his head with a little blushing.

Zhao Lingwu laughed evilly, this old pendulum, he wants to save face, he is obviously hungry but his mouth is hard, how can he have more face than me, a woman, so Zhao Lingwu's eyes turned around and shouted: "Look, there are flying saucers, there are UFOs!"

I have to say that this deceptive trick is simply old-fashioned, it was not used decades ago, and the most fatal mistake at the moment is that the two of them are in the hole, how can they possibly watch the flying saucer! If anyone believes this thing, it is estimated that the IQ is not enough.

But at the moment, there is really a person whose IQ is not enough, Feng Chenyu is like a very foolish child, hearing Zhao Lingwu shouting flying saucer, he immediately turned his head, and the previous poker expression on his face has become happy.

Feng Chenyu hurriedly shouted: "What about then? I want to take a photo with ET." ”

Before the words fell, at the moment when Feng Chenyu opened his mouth, Zhao Lingwu showed an evil smile, he took out a chicken leg from behind him with a wicked laugh and quickly stuffed it into Feng Chenyu's mouth.

Feng Chenyu was caught off guard, and was stuffed, and a chicken thigh was directly stuffed in, and in the panic, Feng Chenyu subconsciously took a few bites.

Zhao Lingwu smiled wickedly and said, "You have broken the vow now, so you can eat chicken legs with confidence." ”

At this moment, Feng Chenyu's expression had become embarrassed, he screamed, spit out the chicken leg violently, and ran and screamed in a panic throughout the hole, looking as if a mental patient had run out.

Zhao Lingwu lay on the small Buddha statue heartlessly, watching with interest Feng Chenyu's performance of the madman's actions, Zhao Lingwu knew that she had to give Feng Chenyu a buffer time, so she watched from the sidelines.

Feng Chenyu went crazy back and forth for about half an hour, during which he was like a psychopath, making some unreasonable movements, which were funny to watch.

When Feng Chenyu finally turned tired, he kept Harazi, pointed at Zhao Lingwu tremblingly with bloodshot eyes, and stammered angrily: "You, you, you"

Zhao Lingwu replied: "What are you, it's time for the kid to accept his fate, you have already broken the rules, so you can also break the jar." ”

Feng Chenyu gritted his teeth and said angrily: "I'm going to take you."

Zhao Lingwu covered her chest and pretended to be very scared and said, "Are you going to rape me?"

Feng Chenyu was so angry that he actually spewed out a bloody arrow from the sky, from which it can be seen how angry this child is, and even if his father dies and his mother runs away, his wife remarries, his brother betrays, his business goes bankrupt, and he is raped by a man on the side of the road, it is not so miserable.

Zhao Lingwu said with interest: "Chen Yu, now that the raw rice has been cooked, you can admit it." ”

Listening to Zhao Lingwu's tone, people who didn't know the way of Lu thought that Feng Chenyu had been fucked, and he was forced to follow him after the end.

Feng Chenyu knelt beside the shadow of Bodhidharma, crossed with both hands, and shouted to the sky: "Amitabha, master, I'm sorry for you."

Zhao Lingwu couldn't help but scold: "Damn, do you believe in Buddhism or Jesus, you actually have a cross in your hand, looking up to the sky and shouting Amitabha, you are really hopeless." ”

However, after Zhao Ling Wugang finished speaking, Feng Chenyu was no longer finished, he turned his back to Zhao Lingwu, and lowered his head with a black face.

Seeing this scene, Zhao Lingwu couldn't help but feel that he was a little too much, but then he completely denied the idea.

Feng Chenyu was silent for a few seconds, then suddenly stood up, sat directly down to the basket, took out a chicken leg and began to eat it in a big gulp.

Zhao Lingwu couldn't help but be a little scared when she saw the scene at this moment, thinking that this child wouldn't be hit, so she couldn't think about it.

Therefore, Zhao Lingwu said with some embarrassment: "Senior brother, that one was really right just now."

Before he finished speaking, Feng Chenyu directly interrupted: "Needless to say, I don't believe in Buddhism anymore, from now on I will convert to Jesus, and since I believe in Jesus, then as a Taoist priest, I can eat meat." After saying that, I began to eat meat without heart and lungs.