It's not good to always let Emilina cook dinner, and most of the time my parents will come home on time in the evening to cook for us, and the same is true today. As usual, after dinner, the whole family sat on the sand and watched the news, and it was a good opportunity for everyone to ask for permission from others to ask for permission or to share what they had seen today.

I decided to tell me now that I was going to go shopping with Senior Sister Blue Feather this Sunday.

"Dad, Mom, I'll tell you something. After being mentally prepared, I turned my head to face my parents and said seriously, "I'm going out shopping this weekend, and I won't be eating at home at noon." ”

"Oh, with Emilina?" Dad obviously didn't care too much, and asked casually while reaching for the teacup, "What, I don't think I have enough pocket money left for this month?"

"Don't talk about people as if they can only live to the next month's salary through other people's relief!" I couldn't help but say angrily with black lines on my head, "I have carefully arranged my pocket money every month, and I have saved a lot of it now." ”

This was a very positive thing, but when my father heard this, he suddenly frowned, and he didn't even bother to put the teacup he had just picked up to his mouth, so he immediately said in a serious manner: "It's absolutely not allowed to save money to buy an inflatable doll, bring me a real girl home." Of course, if the shape of that doll is night, it would be a different story......"

"Night and night, your sister, is this a normal line that a father would say to his son!?" I even had the idea of smashing the coffee table with my fists, but in view of the fact that there were still a lot of Mengyun's girl's snacks on it. In order to avoid breaking them up, I had to give up, "And the real girl I have already brought home and lived in temporarily, what else do you want?"

Emilina, who was pointing to the tip of her nose next to her, expressed her helplessness at being shot innocently.

"How about bringing it back just for a temporary stay, what's the difference between that and a regular tenant? Of course, let her help you free your right hand...... I'm sorry for my wife, but I got carried away by accident. ”

Grabbing the ears of my father, who had shrunk his head and looked like a good baby, my mother glared at him fiercely, and then turned her head to look at me and said, "Don't worry about this guy who has lost his temperament, I will use more intense movements to educate him on corporal punishment at night." ”

Are you sure it was really a punishment and not some kind of act to make him happy?

Of course, I didn't say anything, just nodded lightly with an embarrassed face, and as for Emilina and Mengyun nearby, they even put on a silent look.

Speaking of which. Sunday Tsubasa, where are you going to take Emilina to play?" Looking at me and asking seriously, "If you're really short on money, it's okay to ask me for sponsorship?"

"Well, I think you guys misunderstood something. Secretly glanced at the golden girl next to me who was leisurely drinking tea with a face full of irrelevance and an expression on her face, I stretched out my index finger and scratched the bridge of my nose and explained embarrassedly. "The person I'm going to go shopping with her on the weekend isn't Emilina. It's the blue feather. A senior sister in the school club. ”

My father still couldn't taste the cup of tea, because as soon as I finished speaking, the teacup in his hand fell on the thick carpet at the same time, spilling all the liquid inside, and Mengyun's reaction next to me was also exaggerated. She choked on the potato chips and coughed desperately and even burst into tears, while her mother's face was relatively normal, looking back and forth at me and Emlina with thoughtful expressions.

I've never mentioned Senior Sister Blue Feather in front of my parents, and my baby sister hasn't mentioned it either, so they don't know that this black long straight is natural. Therefore, the first person to react and speak must undoubtedly be Mengyun. I saw this girl panting fiercely and straightening out her breathing, casually dropping the potato chips and rushing directly to the front and pulling my collar and yelling: "You stupid and idiotic brother was deceived by the woman named Lan Yu in the end?

"So what does this have to do with Senior Sister Blue Feather's figure, although her boobs do feel very good......"

This time, Rao was as calm as Emilina, and she couldn't help but squirt out a sip of tea, and when I came back to my senses and realized what I had just said, I was even more embarrassed and couldn't help but burst into tears on the spot.

"Nani ——!?" Mengyun's scream almost shattered the ceiling of the living room, grabbed the collar and shook my body desperately, exclaiming, "What did that woman with fat boobs do to you when I didn't know, and sure enough, she used that pair of breasts to tempt you with all kinds of [beep-] and [beep-] and [beep-] and then the old brother who has unlimited immunity to the mouth didn't hold it, right!?"

"I really can't hold it anymore when I hear my sister who is still a junior high school student say so many silent words, hey! Which of these terrible things did the soul teach you, how can you ——!?cultivate it?"

"Nafuga told me. Mengyun nodded and replied with a straight face, "When I was playing with my phone in class." ”

"Listen carefully to me in class!And it really doesn't matter if you say this kind of thing in front of your parents!?"

The baby sister decisively stretched out the index finger and middle finger of her right hand and put them next to her eyes, slightly tilted the corners of her mouth and smiled: "Kukukuku." Stupid old man, don't compare the genius Miss Ben to you. Even if I don't pay attention in class, I can be ranked in the top 1o in the whole grade in the results of each exam. You, okay?"

I know that Mengyun's learning is very good, but I never expected that the little girl would show off at such a time. I lost in an instant, and I suddenly lowered my head with black lines, hugged my head, and said with tears streaming down my face: "I'm sorry, I can't do it." But sister, I don't care if you play with your phone in class, but what's going on with the second full poss just now?"

"What's so curious about this, I'm a junior high school student. ”

I'm speechless.

However, Mengyun didn't plan to let me go just because she won the daily complaint, she patted my head and continued to ask, "Hey, you haven't made it clear yet, what did Lan Yu do to you before?"

"Actually, there really wasn't anything, it was just an accident. I hurriedly and seriously explained to my precious sister, "You also know that Senior Sister Blue Feather often falls when she walks on the ground, but it was just a pure accident. ”

"I guess that's how it should be. According to the personalities of the two of you, it is absolutely impossible for Lan Yu to take the initiative to tempt you, and it is absolutely impossible for you to force others. Mengyun sighed and spread out his hands in a helpless gesture, "Ernie sauce is really sad. ”

Wait, why am I pitiful to you? Anyway, your poor place seems a little weird, huh!?

At this time, my parents also learned about the conversation between me and Mengyun, and showed their expressions one after another. My father even gave me a thumbs up on the spot, and said with admiration on his face: "It's worthy of being my son, well done." You've done what I wanted to do but wasn't able to do, Dad, I'm so proud of you from the bottom of my heart!"

"Well, though I would normally be very happy to receive my father's compliment at such times, I'd better ask first just to be on the safe side. I was embarrassed and tried my best to pat my cheek to calm myself down and then said, "May I ask my father, what is it that you wanted to do but were not able to do?"

"Stepping on two boats at the same time and brazenly opening the Hou (Divine Beast) Palace!" replied Dad immediately without hesitation.

I knew it was going to be this!

Glancing awkwardly at Emilina, I was surprised to see that she didn't seem to care, and without thinking too much, I turned my gaze back to my father, who was being grabbed by my mother, who was covered in black gas and looked very terrified, and said, "Anyway, it's not what you think. Besides, it's not like I'm shopping alone with Senior Sister Blue Feather, and her guards will also go along. If I dare to do even the slightest strange thing, that woman will definitely kill me on the spot. ”

"Tsk, looks like you still have a long way to go. My father, who was already extremely skilled in how to deal with the blackened mother, put his arms around his wife in front of all of us and gave him a wet kiss, and only after she was paralyzed did he turn to me and squint his eyes and say, "When was that obstructive light bulb driven away by the girl named Blue Feather, when will you be considered a successful strategy?" ”

Even if Senior Sister Lan Yu, who was successfully attacked, really drove Sister Mei away and wanted to be alone with me, that female man would definitely do everything possible to secretly track and monitor us in various ways...... Well, anyway, as long as I don't get shot in the head by her on the spot, I should be really thankful.

With black lines on my head, I raised my hand weakly and waved, "It's not like that." Anyway, I'm going out to go shopping with Senior Sister Blue Feather on Sunday, and I'm not at home at noon, and I have enough money on me, so you don't have to worry about it at all. With that to say, I went back to my room and did my homework. ”

"Shy, boy. My dad stroked my chin and said with a bad look on my face as I got up, "It's okay, we'll support you." ”

"Speaking of support, I think about a very important thing. As I was about to leave, I turned around and said, "All of you have heard clearly, and you are absolutely not allowed to come by quietly to watch the excitement!"

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