Chapter 12: The Best Rotten Eggs
On the evening of this day, Yang Xiong and Mu Wanqing hugged each other and lay down. Mu Wanqing said: "Husband, I have practiced the Northern Spiritual Skill and Ling Bo Weibu. The Northern Shengong only needs to absorb the internal force of others. Give me swordsmanship, I still like to practice swordsmanship. ”
Yang Xiong's heart suddenly moved, and he said seriously: "I know that a set of swordsmanship is quite powerful. ”
Mu Wanqing said happily: "What kind of swordsmanship is that?"
Yang Xiong said: "It's called the Jade Maiden Sword Technique, the Tomb Sect." ”
Mu Wanqing said: "Tomb Sect, I haven't heard of it, you give me the sword technique." ”
Yang Xiong said: "Well, I don't have that set of swordsmanship, but I know one of the tricks - making jade blow flute." ”
Mu Wanqing was slightly disappointed, but she thought that her husband's trick of knowing the Tao must be good, so she said, "Then you teach me." ”
Yang Xiong smiled: "Okay, I'll teach you, just like this, like this!"
Yang Xiong's original form was revealed, and he smiled.
Mu Wanqing's face was shy, and two pink fists hammered Yang Xiong's shoulder, and said with a sneer: "Husband, you are so bad, you are so bad! I don't want to practice this trick!"
She said that she didn't want to practice that trick jade blow flute, but her actions were unambiguous and tried to play with it
Although Yang Xiong was still a junior brother who had not been "personnel" in his previous life, he still knew a little about some things under the distance education of Teacher Yuki Guocang and Professor Yui on the Island of Ten Thousand Evils. Well, just a little understanding, a little understanding!
After the event, Yang Xiong was surprised to find that the cool points had increased by 25 points. Xin said: "It turns out that the excitement can also be artificially created!
On the second day, the two husbands and wives discussed and decided to go down the mountain to find Black Rose first, and then sneak to the Valley of Ten Thousand Tribulations to meet Mu Wanqing's master, Youguke.
The two of them came down the mountain and went along the road to the Wuliang Mountain.
It was noon, the scorching sun was in the sky, and a few wisps of white clouds were wandering leisurely above the blue sky.
In the middle of the line, the sound of hooves in front of him was suddenly heard, and two officers and soldiers galloped towards him.
Mu Wanqing said: "Husband, avoid it." Xu is a spy of the Dali royal family. ”
Yang Xiong smiled: "No need, if I dodge like this all the way, I will be extremely unhappy." Now that you have practiced the Northern Spiritual Skill and Lingbo Microwave, my husband and wife dare not say that they are invincible in the world, but they can still do it. It's still easy to escape. ”
The two horses galloped in, came to their side, slowed down slightly, staggered, and went to the rear.
Yang Xiong didn't care, and continued to hurry with Mu Wanqing in his arms. He has a loose temperament, likes comfort, does not like to be tired, and is a good swimmer, and his speed is not fast.
After walking for about half an hour, he suddenly heard the sound of horses galloping behind him.
The two of them looked behind them and saw a large group of officers and soldiers in bright armor chasing after them.
Although the Duan family is a royal family, they regard themselves as a martial arts family, handle martial arts affairs, and rarely use soldiers and horses. But this time, the prince of Zhennan was killed, and the murderer killed the four major guards of the royal family, so the Duan family sent a large number of soldiers and horses to search in this area.
"Husband, you must be coming at us! Flee or kill?" Mu Wanqing pulled out her long sword and asked.
Yang Xiong thought, even if he wanted to escape, he had to take the horse and escape, otherwise even if he could escape, he would definitely be tired to death! Yang Xiong didn't like to be tired. Seeing Mu Wanqing's face showing a fierce look, he was eager to try.
This kind of expression appeared on Mu Wanqing's beautiful face, and the cuteness was fully displayed, which had a unique taste. Yang Xiong knew that Mu Wanqing was very murderous in his bones, and it was the perfect combination of wildness and simplicity that made him very fond of it.
Yang Xiong looked around, checked the terrain, and saw a small hill near the left, so he said: "There can't be many masters in the army, let's go over there, fight against the mountain, go!" said and pulled Mu Wanqing, and ran towards the hill.
The cavalry numbered about three or four hundred men, and before they could get closer, a round of bows and arrows came at them.
Yang Xiong heard the sound of the collapsing bowstring mixed with the sound of hooves, endlessly. When I looked back, I saw horses like meteors and arrows like locusts. The arrows are shining in the sun.
Yang Xiong immediately pulled Mu Wanqing behind him and carried the turtle shell gong.
Mu Wanqing was sweet in her heart, and said in her heart: "He always protects me everywhere." "Look at the rain of arrows, although it is dense, but with his own Ling Bo micro steps, there is no reason to be hit by arrows. So he said: "Husband, it's important for you to dodge by yourself, I can easily avoid it with Ling Bo Weibu." ”
Yang Xiong said: "Okay!" let go of Mu Wanqing, standing motionless on the ground, stunned.
"Husband, flash up!" Mu Wanqing was shocked.
I saw Yang Xiong grinning, and a rain of arrows shot down, and several arrows directly hit Yang Xiong's body.
Ding, ding, those arrows shot at Yangxiong's body, and there was a sound of metal impact, and then it fell weakly, leaving only some small holes in Yangxiong's clothes.
Yang Xiong only felt that the arrow was shooting on his body, numb and itchy, very comfortable. So just a slight swing of the head, waving the limbs, avoiding the arrows.
But seeing Mu Wanqing unfolding the Lingbo microwave, she was really like a Lingbo fairy, dancing, her body was flying quickly, and she was as light as a god. In the gaps of the rain of arrows, it is interspersed with flickering, and it seems to be at ease.
The cavalry approached, and Yang Xiong shouted: "Come and don't be rude!" The mind quickly entered the system space, and the item-hidden weapon-the best rotten egg.
Yang Xiong consumed 10 cool points at one time and exchanged for ten rotten eggs.
In the system space, a sentence floated in the sky: to use the best rotten eggs, the host must wear an anti-odor mask!
Yang Xiong had no choice but to consume 6 cool points and exchange for two anti-odor masks. But this time, it may not be needed, because Yoo intends to attack from a distance with rotten eggs.
Yang Xiong moved a superb rotten egg out, and with a wave of his hand, threw it straight towards the front of the cavalry ranks.
"Pop" The rotten egg hit the forehead of a young general, the blackened eggshell burst open, and the green and green viscous substance stained the person's face.
When I boarded, an extremely disgusting stench permeated, and the stench was ten times more disgusting than the "dog Xiang" and the fart that ate garlic!
The young general, who was already weak in internal strength, was directly covered with sticky substances, and vomited on the spot, vomited several times, and fainted directly on the horse's back.
The horse team rushed forward, and the sergeant around the young general vomited. Moreover, centered on the young general, the stench spreads at an extremely fast speed.
Then, the foremost horses fell to their knees with their front hooves, and with a pause, the rear team rushed up, and the landing was in a mess.
"Ha Lu Ha Ha This superb rotten egg can't even stand the horses! It's really cost-effective!" Yang Xiong Ha Lu Ha Da laughed.
I saw that the horses vomited regardless of the impact from behind, and the appearance was very humane, with their eyes closed, snorting, making a disgusting appearance, and vomiting.
At this point, the rain of arrows stopped, and Yang Xiong moved another rotten egg out and threw it towards the middle of the team.
A soldier in the team flew a broadsword, trying to knock the "hidden weapon" away. But just listening to the snap, the green slime spilled down, and the disgusting stench suddenly permeated the area, and the scope was even wider!
Some people hurriedly raised their clothes to cover their mouths and noses, but their stomachs turned upside down, and the filth they vomited on the placket of their clothes made them even more disgusting.
These ordinary sergeants have extremely weak internal strength, poor concentration, and can't hold their breath, so their resistance to this superb rotten egg is extremely weak.
Yang Xiong's hands were raised, and the remaining eight top-notch rotten eggs were thrown at different parts of the army.
Bang bang bang
The whole army was completely chaotic, and Yang Xiong saw the embarrassed and funny appearance of the sergeants, and his heart was very happy and extremely comfortable.
"Ding, cool points increased by 30!"
Yang Xiong subconsciously looked at the information and saw that the cool point had increased to 81.
"Husband, let's kill it!" Mu Wanqing shouted.
"No, no!" Yang Xiong said with a smile and a wave of his hand.
He had already reaped the benefits, and he didn't want to be slaughtered.
At that moment, he removed a deodorant mask, put it on his face, ran into the middle of the group, and pulled back a healthy horse with a mild vomit. Then he walked away with Mu Wanqing.