Chapter 42 Ten Spices and Soft Tendons
A few people went ashore, crossed dozens of feet of green willow avenues, and came to the main house of Qinyun Xiaozhu. The guests and hosts sat down, Ah Zhu offered tea, and Ah Bi went back to the room to get an old robe of Murong Fu and handed it to Ben Yin.
Because the acupuncture points were pointed, he couldn't use his true qi, and he couldn't speak, and he was naked, which was embarrassing. He put on his robe and gave Abi a grateful look. But his body was fat, and his fat was so bulging that his robe was bulging on the left and on the right, and his bald head looked nondescript and ridiculous.
Yang Xiong exchanged a few words with Haruma Zhi, and his mind entered the system space, and he searched carefully in the list of medicines.
"Broken intestines, blood seals the throat, but there is a peculiar smell, no!"
"The leopard fetus I Ching pill can't be effective immediately, and even if it does, it won't lose its combat effectiveness, no!"
"The Three Corpse Brain Divine Pill, you must take it in pill form, Gu Mozhi won't be so stupid!"
"Hey, these ten fragrances are soft and scattered, colorless and odorless, and the internal strength of the middle one is completely lost, yes, this is it. ”
At the moment, Yang Xiong consumes 88 cool points, and the exchange is confirmed, and there are 279 cool points left. In the task bar: consume 88 cool points, this task also needs to consume 212 cool points, countdown: 24 days and 9 hours.
Two porcelain bottles appear in the system space, one with poison written on it and the other with an antidote.
Yang Xiong was overjoyed and confessed his sin to Gu Mozhi, saying that he was going to go to the thatched house. Haruma smiled knowingly, showing understanding. These two more hours of waterway, on the boat is a lot of inconvenience, generally the first thing to get off the boat, is to go to the thatched house. And when Gu Mozhi fell into the water, he urinated in the crotch of his pants by the way, so he was not in a hurry yet.
Yang Xiong turned into the back hall and found Ah Zhu. Pour out a little of the ten spiced soft tendons, wrap them in paper, hand them to Azhu, and say, "Put a little bit of all the dishes tonight." ”
Ah Zhu said: "Master Hou is not afraid of poisoning?"
Yang Xiong said: "Ben Hou is extremely talented, his internal strength is profound, even if it is a highly poisonous peacock gall, Ben Hou often drinks it as a tea soak! Alas, this Suzhou pepper is really not spicy enough, do you have Heding Red, the taste is spicy enough, or he will bring me a stack as a dipping sauce!"
Ah Zhu only said that he laughed, made a grimace, and scattered with the ten-spiced soft tendons. Xin said: "What kind of internal strength is profound! It must be an antidote taken in advance." ”
Yang Xiong finished going to the thatched house, returned to the hall, and praised Gu Ma Zhidao: "The internal strength of the national teacher is really profound, just these two hours of waterway, there is no internal urgency, this is what ordinary masters can't do!"
Old Gu Mozhi's face flushed slightly, and he smiled awkwardly: "Xiaodao, this is just Xiaodao." ”
When Yang Xiong saw his expression, he already knew in his heart: "Well, yes, there were some unscrupulous classmates in the previous life, who were too lazy to get up in the swimming pool, so they peed in the swimming trunks! As long as you don't catch a cold and get sick, the urine is not yellow, and it is not easy for others to find out." The bald donkey must have been in his crotch when he was in the water. ”
The two chatted for a while, and Ah Zhu came out of the back hall and said, "Childe, Su Xi is ready." ”
At that moment, Yang Xiong stretched out his hand to Su Ke, led Gu Mozhi and Ben Yin, and walked out of the back hall. Walk down a cobbled path to an open pavilion by the lake. The banquet was full of vegetarian dishes, and Kumachi nodded secretly.
Gu Mozhi sat on the first lake and sat down, and Yang Xiong played horizontally to accompany him. The abbot sat down, and he thought to himself, "Maybe tomorrow will be the last meal of the five turbid evil worlds!"
Although Gu Mozhi was not very wary of "Murong Fu", he was still cautious and only ate the dishes that Yang Xiong had eaten.
After a while, Ben Yin had eaten rice for three nights, and suddenly heard Yang Xiong say loudly: "Present the dishes I specially prepared for the national teacher." ”
Cui Baiquan bowed down and said, "Yes!"
After a while, Cui Baiquan brought a big bowl and put it in front of Gu Mozhi, with a lid on the bowl.
Yang Xiong said: "National teacher, please! This is a famous dish in my Gusu, called Sanba soup." ”
Gu Mozhi smiled slightly, and said in his heart: "The dishes specially prepared for me, I have to let him, the master, eat them first." He immediately said, "Let me guess, which three bars are these? If this seat guesses incorrectly, this dish will be eaten by the son first! Hmm, it can't be a medicinal soup made of croton, fenugreek, and plantain, right?"
He pretended not to care, lifted the lid of the bowl, and his face changed color.
I saw that in the bowl was a soup dish, and a pig's mouth, a pig's tail, and a pig's whip were faintly visible in the soup. It turns out that Samba is the mouth, the tail and the chicken*
Gu Mozhi pondered in his heart: "Since I came to the island, I have not done anything rude! How dare he do this to me? Well, yes, this three-bar soup may really be a famous dish here, but he was careless for a while, and he did not expect that I would not touch the meat! Then, how could he open a vegetarian meal? Could it be that there is some mystery in this, deliberately testing me. ”
At that moment, Gu Mozhi held back his anger, folded his hands, and said: "The son is gracious, this seat has received it! But this seat is a monk, and he does not get involved in meat, but he is not blessed!"
Yang Xiong smiled and said: "Dove bald donkey, do you still know that you are a monk? You bully the weak, cheat and abduct, kill people like grass mustard, rape adulterous female believers, and raise dozens of private children outside the temple! You deceive the white clothes, pretend to be a sand gate, and after death, you will be the destruction of a thousand Buddhas, and you will fall into hell forever, and you will not be able to be reborn! You have to eat this samba soup, and you have to eat it if you don't eat it, otherwise Benhou will beat out all the vegetarian dishes you just ate. ”
The abbot was stunned, and stopped opening his mouth wide, and there was still a large lump of half-chewed rice in his mouth. Xin said: "Did this Murong Gongzi suddenly lose his mind and go crazy? Why did his attitude suddenly change sharply? This Gu Mozhi bullies the weak, and the killing ring must have been broken, but he is also a high-ranking monk, how can he rape a prostitute and raise children privately?" He didn't know that at this time, Gu Mozhi had become a pie in Yangxiong's eyes, and he kneaded it as much as he wanted.
Gu Mozhi was so angry that he immediately wanted to make a move of the flame knife and smash the nonsense and flying up and down the table from the table. Let the three-bar soup have one more bar, and it will become a four-bar soup.
But as soon as he raised his breath, he was shocked. He suddenly noticed that the dantian was empty, and the internal force was actually missing! His mind turned sharply, and he thought about where he had caught the people's way. Could it be that the dishes and chopsticks are up and down?
Yang Xiong smiled and said, "Don't you know that Ben Hou has been ordered out of thin air?"
At this time, Ah Zhu and Ah Bi were standing not far away, and Ah Zhu said: "Your husband is also flashy! Obviously, he is poisoning people, and he has to say that he has set up other people's acupoints in the air!"
Ah Bi laughed and defended: "Where is my father-in-law flashy again? He just likes to tell jokes! I... I'm so happy with him!"
Azhu stuck out his tongue and said, "It's only been a few days, and you're protecting your man like this?"
Gu Mozhi found that his internal strength was completely lost, and immediately thought of countermeasures, and he couldn't bear it. Xin said: "He calls himself Benhou, could it be that he has taken refuge in the Great Song Dynasty and dealt with me because I am the national teacher of Tubo, and each is his master?"
But I heard Yangxiong say to Ben Yin: "Master Ben Yin, the disciple is Hou Yangxiong of Dali Tianji, and he is here to rescue the master!"
Ben Yin was ecstatic in his heart, but he had never heard of any Tianji Hou, and his eyes naturally showed a look of doubt.
Seeing this, Yang Xiong said, "Duan Zhengchun, the king of Zhennan, is my father-in-law!"
When I heard this, I remembered the sentence I heard above the restaurant, "North Qiaofeng, South Murong, Dali Wangfu has Yangxiong".
When Abi heard this, his heart was dark: "He... He has a father-in-law, that's a wife! I... Alas, it seems that I was born to be the life of the girl who had sex with me, as long as he was good to me..."
Gu Mozhi was furious, and said in his heart: "I see! I see!" At that moment, he couldn't bear it anymore, overturned the table, and punched Yang Xiong in the chest. Although his internal strength is lost, his fist skills are still there.
Between his moves, there are more than a dozen implied changes, but they are false moves. As long as Yang Xiong avoids it, he will immediately pounce on the original cause and take him as a hostage before he can escape and ascend to heaven.