245 Crazy Sword's 'Happiness'!
"Excuse me, can I sit here?"
As Xiao Tian and Ling Yueling spoke, the young man walked over and said humbly and politely.
"No way!"
Ling Yueling immediately replied angrily, "Didn't you see that we didn't welcome you?
"This young lady, it seems that I didn't provoke you, right?"
The young man was a little embarrassed, waved his hand to stop the four people behind him who were about to make a move, and smiled, "Besides, this place is full, and there is only one vacant seat on your side, why don't I sit here?"
"Then you won't change places, do you have to join in the fun here?" Ling Yueling rolled her eyes and said with disdain.
This kind of oily guy with a smooth face is not a good person at first glance.
must rely on his identity to be not simple, and he has a handsome face to deceive those women who are ignorant of the world!
Who is she Ling Yueling? Not to mention that she already has a place in her heart, even if she doesn't, she definitely won't fall in love with this kind of guy......
Xiao Tian also put down his chopsticks at this time, and said with a cold face, "Your Excellency is not welcome here, please leave!"
"Why does Childe refuse people thousands of miles away like this?"
The handsome young man actually sat down directly on the idle chair on the other side, and said with a smile, "I'm just here to make a table, why bother?
"Not leaving?"
Xiao Tian's eyes narrowed slightly, he was very dissatisfied with this kind of swinger, if it weren't for the fact that there were many people around, he would have to do it directly.
"Don't go!"
The man nodded firmly, but then his eyes rolled for a moment, and he suddenly covered his mouth with a folding fan like a woman and chuckled, "Giggle...... You think I'm in love with this young lady, don't worry, I don't!"
“......”
Hearing this, Xiao Tian and Ling Yueling were suddenly a little stunned.
Is this guy a man or a woman?
Although he was a little more handsome, he had a man's face, and there was an Adam's apple in his throat, but his actions and words were so feminine, especially noticing that there were still four people standing behind him, Xiao Tian and Ling Yueling were even more puzzled.
"This big brother ......"
At this moment, the handsome young man suddenly looked towards the mad sword, and a pair of Danfeng's eyes, which were comparable to any peerless beauty, were filled with strong peach blossom feelings, "You are really strong and strong......!" The younger brother's name is Zhao Yan, what is your name, eldest brother, can you tell the younger brother?"
As he spoke, this Zhao Yan also stretched out his hand directly towards the mad sword, and the mad sword, which had been focusing on eating and drinking, was caught off guard and was actually touched to his chest by him......
At this time, Zhao Yan's appearance is almost the same as a young girl, if it weren't for the man's face, just the shyness and slight blush, I am afraid that I don't know how many men will be moved, but this guy is a man......
"Poof......
The mad sword was full of excitement, and the wine he had just fed into his mouth spurted out directly, but fortunately, he turned around in time and didn't spill it on anyone......
Hurriedly dodging away, the mad sword glared and said, "Get out of here! I don't like men!"
"Haha......"
Xiao Tian and Ling Yueling only realized at this time, it turned out that the reason why this Zhao Yan was looking for them to join the table was not because Ling Yueling was beautiful and glamorous, but because people had taken a fancy to the big man of the Crazy Sword!
This Zhao Yan actually likes men!
For a moment, Xiao Tian and Ling Yueling glanced at each other, only to feel that their backs were straight hair.
"Big brother, don't you refuse so quickly!"
Zhao Yan pouted, and said coquettishly, "People are no worse than any woman! Look at it, except that people don't have a woman's big breasts, how can there be anything that can't compare to a woman? Big brother rest assured, people will have a lot of methods, and they will definitely let the eldest brother enjoy it very much in bed!"
"Puff puff ......"
At this moment, the surrounding diners vomited out one after another, and their eyes looking at Zhao Yan and the mad sword were full of weirdness.
"Shut me up!"
Crazy Sword trembled, stood up suddenly, and said angrily, "I don't like men!
"Big brother, don't say that! You hurt people's hearts like this! I don't believe you touch it, you're scared of people's little hearts and their livers are fluttering and jumping......
As he spoke, Zhao Yan pinched his orchid finger and stretched out his hand towards the mad sword again.
The speed was extremely fast, and I saw a hand shadow passing by, and it was already in front of the chest of the mad sword.
This scene suddenly made Xiao Tian's eyes shrink, this Zhao Yan is not simple!
The mad sword quickly flashed, dodged the viper-like hand, and said angrily, "I'll tell you to get away from me!
"Big brother, what are you doing!"
Zhao Yan said very sadly, "People really fell in love with you at first sight with your eldest brother! Brother, you must know that women are very bad and bad, and they will only deceive men! Unlike me, I will feel very sorry for you, eldest brother!"
“......”
Everyone vomited in their hearts when they heard it, this guy was too shameless.
Even if you like male style, it's unbearable to show it in front of so many people.
Xiao Tian was even more amused while secretly gagging, he didn't expect the happiness of the Crazy Sword to come so suddenly......
Not only was he chased by two women, Qingmei and Bailian, but now he is favored by a man, is this really happiness?
Ling Yueling had a cold face, and said coquettishly, "What do you say? women will deceive men?"
"Sister, people are just making a metaphor!"
Being glared at by Ling Yueling like this, Zhao Yan suddenly pouted aggrievedly, "People didn't say that sister, you, sister, don't sit in the right seat!"
"You ......"
Ling Yueling was even more angry, saying that she was seated in the right seat? Doesn't that mean that she will only deceive men?
I'm afraid that if you change a woman, you will also be angry.
"That's it!"
Xiao Tian was furious, and hurriedly grabbed Ling Yueling and said, "What's that, I've eaten almost enough!Xiao Er, there's hot water in the room, right? I want to take a bath!"
"Ah...... Yes, yes!" Xiao Er hurriedly replied.
"Okay, let's go, Yueling, go back and wash up and sleep!"
Xiao Tian hurriedly pulled Ling Yueling towards the staircase, and the mad sword hurriedly said behind him, "Young Master, what about me?"
"You...... I can't take care of it!"
Xiao Tian waved his hand, ignoring the mad sword's almost crazy expression, and walked away quickly with Ling Yueling, while the two who returned to the room and closed the door couldn't help but laugh out loud the moment they looked at each other, and the laughter came down from the upstairs very clearly, so that many diners couldn't help it, and laughed one after another.
At this time, I'm afraid that the only people who can't laugh are the mad sword and that Zhao Yan.
In other words, not only can't he laugh, but he even has the heart to cry now......
"Big Brother ......"
Zhao Yan was about to say something, but the mad sword immediately glared and reprimanded, "Shut up!"
"I ......"
Zhao Yan opened his mouth, but he was obedient and didn't say much, but in the eyes of Danfeng, which was comparable to any peerless beauty, there was more and more strong emotion, as if Zhao Yan had identified the mad sword in his life.
This scene was even more speechless in the eyes of everyone.
It's good for a man to make such a look and not let people spit it out directly!
"You're not leaving, are you?
The mad sword walked towards the staircase, but he didn't see any movement of Zhao Yan, he actually blocked in front of the mad sword in the blink of an eye, and the speed of his body was staggering, making everyone around him secretly exhale, they understood until this moment, this Zhao Yan's strength is definitely not low.
For a while, the original ridicule of Zhao Yan was much less!
In this world, everything is respected by strength, as long as you have strength, don't say that you like men, even if you like young girls, no one dares to say it.
Crazy Sword's pupils shrank, he was not a stupid, Zhao Yan's performance at this moment made him vigilant.
"Humph!"
After snorting coldly, seeing that he couldn't go upstairs, the mad sword suddenly turned into a violent wind and ran towards the gate, and in an instant, he was already far away.
"Big brother, wait for someone......"
Seeing this, Zhao Yan immediately chased after him, and the four people who followed him couldn't help but look at each other, but as subordinates, they could only follow quickly, and they didn't dare to say anything.
............
"Brother Tian, would he really be moved by the mad sword?"
In the room, Ling Yueling said with a wicked smile on her face, but she quickly giggled.
I have to say that today's scene is indeed too funny.
Looking at Ling Yueling's gloating expression, Xiao Tian couldn't laugh or cry, and just as he was about to say something, Ling Yueling actually wrapped his hands around his neck, put his red lips to his ear, and exhaled like an orchid, "Why do you say that Zhao Yan can't look down on Brother Tian......?"
"Uh......"
Hearing this, Xiao Tian couldn't help but tremble, thinking that Zhao Yan's appearance was even more exciting.
"Little girl, what a boldness! I dare to even arrange it at will, uncle?"
Xiao Tian pulled a little harder, and immediately let Ling Yueling lie on his thigh, and gently patted the plump buttocks a few times, "You dare to talk nonsense again, look at how I clean you up, uncle?"
"Oops......"
Ling Yueling snorted lightly, but with the slapping of Xiao Tian's big hand, Ling Yueling's pretty face became more and more flushed, and the original light exhalation turned into a sigh, and the spring in her eyes spread......
Noticing this, Xiao Tian's heart suddenly became full of evil fire, and he picked up Ling Yueling without hesitation and walked towards the bathtub.
"Haha...... Let's take a mandarin duck bath first, and then I'll teach you a hard lesson, uncle!"
Nearly two hours passed in this bath, and the two of them hugged each other and lay on the bed, talking quietly, of course, they still couldn't escape the special happiness that suddenly fell from the sky of the mad sword, and at this time, somewhere outside Linhai Town, the mad sword was chased by Zhao Yan and couldn't get out, panting heavily, and scolding in his mouth, but Zhao Yan didn't seem to let him go, chasing him vigorously, but Zhao Yan's four subordinates couldn't keep up in time because of a slight lack of strength......