Book 744 The End and New Adventures
After staying in the First World for almost two months, Zhou Shu is also preparing to leave here and return to the Eighth World to do his own serious business. =.
He is now a half-prophet, and he knows some of the future world situations, such as the fact that the Mori Nation took the initiative to tear up the armistice and jump, and the two countries entered a state of war again. This hasn't happened yet, but it's coming soon, and he also asked the sick princess to prepare in advance.
The sick princess already knew that Zhou Shu had played time travel again, and she understood this kind of thing very quickly, after all, magic was something she would often come into contact with, and it was not a big deal to have magic that could make people go back to the past.
Zhou Shu actually didn't plan to explain what happened to him this time, it was too embarrassing, he killed himself with a broken cup, and let a little girl exchange her life for her life. In fact, he really didn't explain this matter in detail, and he didn't even want to mention it if it was possible.
There is no way, because he needs to explain the method and principle of the time magic array to the witch magicians of Turrell and them, Zhou Shu must explain the situation he encountered on a certain course. He just talked about the problem of smuggling, describing himself as a poor man who was caught smuggling and denied entry, and said nothing else.
The Gray Witch has been with Zhou Shu for too long, and she knows that this guy must be hiding something. Zhou Shu was also not polite to her, "Tell you the truth, I really didn't tell you everything, what can you do with me!"
For this guy's righteousness, the gray witch said that there was nothing she could do. She didn't have any way to go against Zhou Shu, she just owed a huge favor, that is, about the Time Magic Array.
Although that thing was in the future world, she forced Zhou Shu to memorize it and transfer it to her in the past world, it stands to reason that the gray witch only needs to thank herself. However, the future self is really a bit nihilistic, even if the gray witch understands the reason, she still counts the favor on Zhou Shu's head. It was he who sued this thing to himself.
Yu Feiniao has been avoiding Lu Xiaoshuang in the past few days, and Lu Xiaoshuang asked her for a phone after seeing Yu Feiniao before. Yu Feiniao didn't think much about it at the time, so he gave it, after all, it was Zhou Shu's affair, and he saved Zhou Shu with his life in the future. Although Yu Feiniao was unhappy, he still understood this. After all, the two can only be regarded as an ordinary bed-partner relationship at present, and they can't stop Zhou Shu from engaging in her life-saving benefactor.
As a result, after Lu Xiaoshuang got the phone, he harassed the second lady of the living human race day and night, hoping that she could help with a cosmetic surgery or something. Yu Feiniao didn't want to take people casually, and he was also bored for a while, so he threw his anger on Zhou Shu and asked Yang Xi to punch him a few times.
Zhou Shu was beaten, but it didn't matter, he was very grateful to Yu Feiniao for not giving Lu Xiaoshuang a random knife to operate, and he was touched by Yu Feiniao. Basically, there is no one who can still call it a human, all monsters, including Yang Xi and himself.
Before leaving, Zhou Shu handed over the book that the black-backed jackal had found before to Yu Feiniao. Since there is no such thing as being expelled, Zhou Shu no longer needs to ask for anything from immortality, and he does not need to use books as a price. However, he decided to keep the promise he had made in the future world and take out the book and give it to the living people.
Yu Feiniao grabbed the book and took Zhou Shu's hand and dragged him to his room. In broad daylight, they pushed it down on the bed. Women love surprises and gifts, and this thing is also the best aphrodisiac. Zhou Shu has been quite tired recently, and he was forced to hold on for a few more hours.
Lu Xiaoshuang is much more satisfied than Yu Feiniao, after all, his body is different. After getting Yu Feiniao, Zhou Shu went to find Lu Xiaoshuang again, and reported what he was about to leave, saying that he was going to a far away place. None of the phones can be contacted.
"Huh, can't get through on your mobile phone?" Lu Xiaoshuang looked suspicious, "You are going to heaven in rhythm." β
Zhou Shu shrugged, "Yes, I'm going to the West Heaven, I'll burn paper for me if I want to in the future." Farewell. β
"Are you serious?"
Zhou Shuhan one. "Is that possible?"
"Are you still leaving?"
"Is it possible not to leave?"
Hearing this unquestionable tone, Lu Xiaoshuang asked with a sad face, "Is it because of business?"
Zhou Shu nodded, "There are both public and private matters." β
The problem girl Lu Xiaoshuang asked a bunch of questions, but none of them were on point. In order to stop grinding with her, Zhou Shu was also very embarrassed to explain things clearly to her.
"I came to this world for a vacation, and now that the time has come, I have to go back. β
As soon as these words came out, Lu Xiaoshuang was even more incomprehensible.
"Why do you seem to say that you are dead, this time it is just as if you asked Hades for a leave, and now the time limit has come again?"
Zhou Shu was also helpless about this guy who cursed himself to death, grabbed her face and rubbed it for a while, and made her makeup flower. If it weren't for the fact that the two of them could touch up their makeup at any time when they stayed at home, Lu Xiaoshuang would have been angry, thunderous anger.
I finally made it clear that I was going to go on a business trip, and I didn't know when I would come back. The girl who received the notice put on a desperate face, "You...... You're going to take me on a business trip, aren't you?"
"How is it possible, don't be funny. β
Hearing this, Lu Xiaoshuang became angry. She and Zhou Shu will be in her vacant house, which is a secret base for the two of them to live in the world.
"I need an explanation. Lu Xiaoshuang, who couldn't accept that his lover was going to travel far away, got angry, sat on the sofa with his butt in his arms, and puffed out his mouth.
"I can't give you anything to say. Zhou Shu turned into a scum mode, sat down next to her and promised with a smile, "I will come back at most once a month, and I can accompany you for a day." Probably. β
Lu Xiaoshuang glanced at the people around him, "I said Zhou Shu, is it because I usually mess with you, do you really think of me as a fool?" I'll ask you now, what do you think of me?"
The atmosphere is wrong. Master Zhou knew that the conversation would go on to this point, and he was mentally prepared, but he was still a little weak-hearted.
"I think of you as a girlfriend, what else can I think of?"
"When you see me in a month, you call it a girlfriend?" Lu Xiaoshuang laughed with his nose, "What's the difference between this and you pay your salary every month and find a lady and a girl?"
Zhou Shu saw that she was really angry, and resolutely backed down, "Oops." Can't you think about romance, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl or something. β
"Cowherd and Weaver Girl, Zhou Shu, can you be more mature? If you are really a fairy, you can tell me directly, if you want me to be a Weaver Girl for you, it's no problem, give me a name first." β
It's very normal for a woman to want fame. Zhou Shu didn't tell Lu Xiaoshuang about the things that would happen in the future world. Anyway, that thing won't happen again, it is like something that happened to someone else to Lu Xiaoshuang in front of him.
Zhou Shu had told Turrell about this situation before, and Lu Xiaoshuang and Tourel also encountered Zhou Shu who came back from the future world with strange memories.
Turrell said that when she heard the things described by Zhou Shu, she was actually not in a very good mood, because it had nothing to do with her, but was made by another Turrell. In her opinion, it is basically the same as Zhou Shu having an affair, but the object of the affair is also Turel.
Zhou Shu has no idea of poisoning Turrell at the age of eleven or twelve. He had done it to this kind of young girl who was two years away from even Lori, and he was full of guilt, which was a stain on his life, and he would never do it again. Not until the taste becomes heavier.
Due to the experience of Turrell, Zhou Shu will not mention the future to Lu Xiaoshuang, nor will he say how he and Lu Xiaoshuang in the other timeline are in love, and Cheng DΓΉ, who is so affectionate that he can change his life for the other party.
Faced with questions, Zhou Shu broke the jar and broke. "I can't give you a name, but I can give you a promise. I will not abandon you. β
"What do you mean, don't marry me, but come to me once a month?"
Zhou Shu nodded guiltily, "That's pretty much what it means, but it wouldn't be so explicit if I said it......"
"Scum. Lu Xiaoshuang briefly summed it up, making the scumbag bow his head in shame. "Alright, we're done. Fuck off!"
At this time, Lu Xiaoshuang was basically completely disheartened. She had been prepared for this before. Following Zhou Shu to capture bad magicians, fight with superpowers, and save the silly children of the Wang family and his wife, the more Lu Xiaoshuang came into contact with this guy, the more he felt that he couldn't keep up with this pace. She believes. The two parted ways sooner or later, and she was also full of a sense of crisis, and she was always worried that today's events would happen.
Zhou Shu looked at his little sister who was talking angrily, and began to take off her clothes without saying a word.
There are some things that you can't understand in clothes, and if you want to communicate in depth, it's better to go deeper in the literal sense first. It's like men talk about things at the wine table, talk about serious things with their girlfriends, and never let her wear clothes, which will make men fall into passivity.
Lu Xiaoshuang basically finished it with the last mood, and he had tears while enjoying it, and he had already sorted out in his heart what he was going to say when he broke up.
Zhou Shu didn't plan to let this guy who had given his life to himself once slip away from his life.
"I come to see you every month until I conquer the whole world. What do you think?"
"What kind of plan do you say......" Lu Xiaoshuang was lying in his arm at this time, his heart was clogged with depression, and the whole person was about to be driven crazy by the depressing atmosphere. She was very happy that Zhou Shu could tell a joke, but this one was not funny.
"I'm busy conquering a world, and my goal is fifty years, but I don't think it will take two generations. β
Zhou Shu said this, took out his mobile phone, and took out the photos he took in the White Moon Country and the West Country when he was idle.
Lu Xiaoshuang stared at the photo, believing that this guy had traveled to Europe.
"It's very much like Europe, yes, but not quite. Zhou Shu found a few photos of people in exotic costumes, "Do you think Europeans wear this thing to buy papaya in baskets on the street, and buy it on a wooden cart?"
It took a while, and Lu Xiaoshuang forced himself to believe Zhou Shu's words. In the past month or so, she has been forced to accept a lot of strange things, magicians, superpowers, strange doctors Black Jack or something, and it seems that it is not a big deal for her own man to become a king of conquest.
"In other words, I am one of your concubines, and you plan to arrange for me in such a palace in my old age?"
Zhou Shu could hear that Lu Xiaoshuang was mocking herself, but what she said was really what Zhou Shu was thinking.
"Don't worry, I can rejuvenate people, you won't have old age. β
Zhou Shu thinks that he doesn't know women at all, although the yin and yang around him have become more powerful than Brother Bao, but he is very sure that there are very few serious women among them. All of these are special cases, and there is no way to use them as references.
It turns out that Lu Xiaoshuang, a slightly normal and limited woman, is the same as the legendary 'woman', and she likes surprises very much.
"Rejuvenation?!Twenty again?!"
Lu Xiaoshuang, who is just in his early twenties, already feels that he is old, and he very much wants to return to the perfect ** of his twenties more than two years ago.
"Don't act like an old monster. β
After talking a little about Lu Xiaoshuang's returning of the twelve-year-old magic array, Lu Xiaoshuang didn't have any opinions. Her whole body will stick to Zhou Shu's chest. Rubbing his cheeks constantly.
She had no doubts about Zhou Shu's words. She was very sure that if she followed this man, she would be able to stay young forever. As long as he can really do it, Lu Xiaoshuang doesn't care how many times he sees him a month, he can always be beautiful, this is the most important thingββ
Zhou Shu didn't expect that it would be a disastrous goodbye, but in the end he discovered Lu Xiaoshuang's powerful side, which made him a little unhappy.
In the past month or so, he has tried his best to create some romantic memories with Lu Xiaoshuang. The result is still not enough, in Zhou Shu's opinion, Lu Xiaoshuang has some material needs for himself, so he will come to be his girlfriend. Although there is an element of love, it is not the main body.
In general, when a man uses money to make a woman fall in love with him, he should not complain that the woman only loves his money.
In order not to happen to this kind of thing, Zhou Shu has already used his strength very restrainedly. As a result, in the end, Lu Xiaoshuang actually compromised because of Turrell's magic array...... Or rather, she was glad that something like this happened.
The revolution has not yet succeeded, Zhou Shu confirmed. He is still a little short of the real strategy Lu Xiaoshuang. Now he doesn't have time to continue the strategy, so he can only put it here for the time being, and then think of a way when he has free time-
When Tiddlerum and Tourel heard that Zhou Shu would return, they stayed in the palace garden early in the morning and looked at the sky, hoping to see a small black dot flying in front of them.
The two of them really miscalculated, and after Zhou Shu returned to the West Country, he stayed with Nati in a small inn for three whole days. Only then did he say that he would meet Her Majesty the Queen. He has been in the Western Capital for three whole days, so he will not fly back in a hurry, but go directly to the main gate of the palace.
In fact, it has been a week since Zhou Shu returned to this world, and he has been accompanying the sick princess before, although he is a little worried. But Zhou Shu admits that this is the most reassuring period for him in months.
The sick princess is a smart woman who knows how to maintain her image in Zhou Shu's heart. Although Zhou Shu has always been afraid of her, when he really communicates with her, he only feels warm love, and the feeling of being in love makes people unbearable to be separated. Lu Xiaoshuang can't do this.
Then he came to comfort poor Nati, who had been lonely and bad for the past two months, and had gained a little weight. Life in the palace is comfortable and the food is good, and there is some soft meat on her belly, which feels great to the touch.
Zhou Shu was already very sure that he had harmed two women, Lu Xiaoshuang and Nati. Although there are some other victims, they are not strict and not a big problem. In the face of these two people, he felt that he couldn't do it in his life, so it was better to take one step at a time.
Tiddle and Turrell, as the less strict victims, restrained their joy when they saw Zhou Shu and behaved very decently.
Tiddlelem, as the queen, can't let others guess likes and dislikes, and can't even have too many expressions, otherwise it will make the courtiers and servants who have been observing her speculate wildly, which is very troublesome.
Turrell put on a polite face in order not to arouse her best friend Tiddlelem. When she, the queen, was still fantasizing about giving birth to a baby with black hair and black eyes and skin close to yellow in the same week, Turrell was already one step ahead, holding his hand and kissing his mouth, already far ahead.
Zhou Shu tried his best to stop taking care of these troublesome things, and turned into a serious combat hero, kneeling down to the queen and pleading guilty.
He really played the queen for nearly two months, and he made up a story of 'fighting with a strong enemy in an enemy country, being seriously wounded, being treated for thirty years, and now returning to the dynasty after being healed'.
Tiddlelem cried at the mention of this, she thought that Zhou Shu was gone for the first few weeks, she hadn't eaten properly for a week, and she almost fell into the lake and drowned.
As soon as Zhou Shu mentioned this, Tide also forgot the queen's reserve, and rushed to Zhou Shu crying, shouting 'I was wrong. No more wars'.
Tiddlelem is obsessed with war, a condition that Zhou Shu discovered two months ago.
She was a little girl who didn't understand what war was all about, and didn't think about the sacrifices and effects of war, but only about the benefits and glory that could be gained after victory. Such a person is very terrifying, Tiddlelem was not far from calling on the people of the whole country to sacrifice their lives for the royal family, and Zhou Shu also used his fake death to teach her to be a human being. made her an anti-war king.
"Tid, you are really a ...... queen" Zhou Shu helped her up and hugged her purely. "Don't cry, your tears come faster than mine. β
Tiddlelem really didn't want to fight anymore, and there was really nothing left for the East and the West to fight.
The patronus is almost dead, the sun god and the moon god are finished, and the patronus gods under them are also gone**, and there are not many people left alive. And these guardians have declared that they will no longer participate in the battle of humans.
They can't afford to fight anymore. In peacetime, the two countries are at war, and the dead are ordinary people. It's their believers, and that's enough to make them hate war. Now that they have finally survived from the battlefield, they don't intend to send themselves to death again.
The Patronus refuses to go to war, relinquishing his position and privileges in the army, something that has not been done for hundreds of years. The army didn't know how to fight without the participation of the patron saint, so the two countries had already begun to make peace-
Zhou Shu has been back in the Eighth World for a while, and the weather has entered a hot August. Although it was only the beginning of the month, it was still very bad. Tomorrow he will do what he agreed. Going back to his hometown to see Lu Xiaoshuang once, it's not a big deal.
The Grey Witch and Aleusha have been given the Temporal Magic Circle. The two of them were already crazy with joy, and they had to look like a nervous disorder all day long, smirking endlessly.
Zhou Shu has reason to believe that they have already tested the effect of the magic array, and it is estimated that they have done a lot of bad things in the future world, and then re-read the archive to erase these bad things. No matter what they do. It is true that the two owe Zhou Shu a favor, and Aliusha also promised to be a taxi once a month in the future to take Zhou Shu back to his hometown.
Regarding the two witches and the time magic array, Zhou Shu really guessed correctly.
The two of them are in the future world. Basically, I've done all the pranks I can do, and I've done some very excessive things. If there is no magic array to help them wash away the future, it is estimated that Zhou Shu will have united with the living human race and started a war against these two guys. Yang Xi would be very happy to kill, twist off the heads of the two with his own hands, grind them into mud with a stone grinder, and then pour them into the pigsty.
The two witches are still measured, although they almost didn't toss the people around them to death in the illusory future, strictly speaking, they have actually tossed to death, but they can still distinguish between the virtual future and the real present, and every time they get into trouble, they will read the file very accurately, so that a qiΔ will return to peace.
The two of them are actually tired of playing now, except for still being very interested in ripping off Yang Xi's pants and shooting her ass with a pistol, other games are too lazy to do. The two of them have also seen enough of Zhou Shu's crying and begging face, they are very satisfied with his sexuality, and they also admire his sincerity to the sick princess, in order to save the princess who was captured by them, Zhou Shu is really willing to do anything.
As agreed, Alyusha ran over to pick up Zhou Shu and go to the Two Realms Gate of the White Moon Kingdom, and when she saw Zhou Shu's face, she couldn't help but giggle, remembering how she was playing tricks on him in the future world where there was no zΓ i.
That's how the witches are, crazy but measured. The poor Iron Princess was also calculated by the Gray Witch and Aleusha before, and was played badly with her sweetheart, but she still survived.
"Neurotic, giggling every time I look at you. Zhou Shu was a little numb from laughter, and his instinctive feeling was a little bad. "Let's leave tomorrow, I have something to do today, Her Majesty the Queen explained. β
Aleusha nodded vigorously in understanding. "Your Majesty, okay, her orders must be obeyed, then let's set off tomorrow." β
In the future, Aleusha will also do bad things to this queen to test her reaction. She now knew the Queen's sensitivities very well, and if she was given a minute, she would be able to use a twig to get Tiddlelime to Gaochao. In short, almost all the people who have been in contact with the two of them, and whose combat effectiveness is not as good as the two of them, will be miserable and undignified in the future, and several people will commit suicide among the non-undead.
Zhou Shu received a small task from His Majesty, and it was no big deal. Now the East and the West are trying to make some good contacts, but neither side has good intentions. Zhou Shu needs to be a hero in the next few days to make the border. You don't need to fight, you can just run if you find that the problem is wrong. Today's Zhou Shu is also going to the court tailor to sew new uniforms to wear in talks with enemy countries.
His task now is to find a tailor, and he needs to get out of the palace-
After the chapter
A prank about the future of two witches...... I guess there is no way to write it, unless the scale of the pen fun pavilion www.biquge.info enlarged to the same as that of the retention. So if you want to understand the content, it's more reliable to pay attention to the 1024 literature area than to stare at the text, and maybe one day it's okay to write and send it. (To be continued......)