Kevin had read a lot of similar situations in books, and there were a lot of books left to him by his father, some of which were indescribable. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 I have also seen it, when Kevin traveled before, he had seen a few strong men dragging a village girl into the woods, where the war in a small country was basically unmanaged. Sometimes not to mention the living, not even the corpses. Of course, Kevin's low strength didn't dare to talk nonsense, and he was afraid of being discovered by the strong men, so he didn't dare to look more, so he left in a hurry.

Looking at it now, Kevin just felt very embarrassed. Although it is a gorilla, the posture is almost the same as that of a human, and it is really impossible to say that there is no association at all. In fact, Kevin doesn't feel anything when he looks at this kind of thing alone, and there is an old scholar lying on his stomach, which is the main reason for the embarrassment.

Kevin tried his best to keep his mind on normal, serious academics and not slip into something more indescribable. Of course, no matter what, Kevin still felt that this trip was worth it. There are many reasons for this trip, so I won't explain much.

Compared to Kevin's embarrassment, the professor was very excited. After all, this research went very well, and such an opportunity is indeed rare and quite rare. The professor is well-informed, and his age and experience are placed on it, so he will not have any special emotions because of this kind of thing.

In a moment, the two gorillas got up and staggered into the distance. Throughout, Kevin and the professor were not found. Further behind, two Smittainers were still lurking, they couldn't see the gorilla, and they were puzzled by Kevin and the professor lying on their stomachs for a long time without moving, but they still waited patiently.

Judging from Kevin and the professor's movements, the strength will not be too strong. Even if the two Rank 6 powerhouses were empty-handed, they should be enough to deal with them. And because it is enough to deal with, it is not in a hurry. Looking at Kevin and the professor, it was obvious that they were looking for something. This made the two Smecta people think of themselves for a moment, could it be that these two people came to the Fierce Poison Forest to find an artifact?

If so, then attacking in advance and making them stop looking for the artifact, isn't it equivalent to a big loss? Only when they find the artifact, they can snatch it with their hands, so that the benefits can be maximized.

The two Smecta people are very calm, they are domestic elites, and the two have been working together for some years, and they have quite a tacit understanding, although they have been in Lou Baole for a relatively short time.

On the other side, Kevin and the professor saw the gorilla go away, and immediately slowly retreated, and then found a tree to lean on, the professor sat up, took out a pen and paper, and his expression was still excited: "I want to draw a dynamic picture of the gorilla's mating!"

Kevin: "......"

Without saying a word, the professor began to draw quickly with a pencil. Concentrate on the nib of the pen with a sound. Kevin was watching from the sidelines, even dazzled. Although it is only a sketch, it is still vivid with a few simple strokes, and the professor really deserves to be a professor.

This painting was painted until the evening, and the work was basically finished. This thing is painted by memory, and it can only be started immediately after reading it, otherwise once you go back, the memory will be blurred after a long time.

Seeing that it was getting late, the two immediately returned to the camp to rest, but still did not find the two Smittains, and the two Smittains were still lurking nearby.

In the camp, the professor has gained a lot today, and he has talked more, and the two chatted casually, and the professor has studied gorillas and made a lot of interesting stories, and he doesn't feel bored to say it at this time. It is said that once the professor was robbing a cup by a gorilla during his research, and as a result, the gorilla did not use it to drink water, but peed in it, and the professor did not want to return a cup with a urine smell, so he gave it to the gorilla.

Many people think that it is useless to study animals, and that masters can easily kill them with fighting spirit and magic, but in fact, in the early days, people had to learn hunting and fighting skills from animals. Even now, the actions of some Warcraft are similar to the animals of their original subjects, but Warcraft is not easy to find, and high-level ones are even more difficult to find. In the professor's view, the study of animals is indirectly the study of Warcraft, and even the study of people.

It's a pity that most of the young people are now obsessed with personal strength, and those who are willing to learn these are some people who have difficulty achieving results in personal strength, and the professor can only shake his head and sigh.

After a night, Kevin and the professor once again set out on a journey to find the gorillas, and today they were not so lucky. At the end of the day, nothing was gained. After that, for three days in a row, neither of them found anything.

The professor thinks that the gorillas may have spotted us and deliberately avoided us with the group. But no matter what, there is still a lot of dry food that I came out with me this time, and I can go back when I have almost enough to eat, so I can look for it now.

It wasn't until the sixth day that Kevin and the professor finally discovered it again, near a spring in the woods, where two orangutans were drinking. In a moment, an orangutan walked up to a raised rock and peed hard down.

The rock is more than a meter high, the gorilla stands on it to pee, it looks free, and the precise bird is on a container under the rock, this thing is so exquisitely made that it could never be the work of a gorilla, and the more the professor looks at it, the more it looks like the cup he once lost.

Of course, a cup can't hold a gorilla's urine, and it spills all over the ground in a moment. But the gorilla didn't care too much, and after urinating, he jumped off the rock to find his partner, and the two orangutans grinded and began to do indescribable things again.

Kevin couldn't help but be surprised, could it be that the gorilla has been in heat recently, but this time the professor is no longer interested in the indescribable, but pays special attention to this "urinal".

The professor gestured to Kevin, and the two sneaked around the two orangutans and came behind the rocks. The professor was not afraid of getting dirty, so he directly picked up the "urinal" with his hand and nodded. It's really the cup he once lost, the bottom of the cup is cracked, and the mouth of the cup is missing, whether it is a cup or a urinal, it has lost its value.

The professor was in deep thought holding the cup, he had thought that the gorilla had deliberately peed in the cup in order to get revenge on him. But now, after all this time, the gorillas are still in this habit? Why is that? Or is this the gorilla's toilet? Are the gorillas capable of planning their territory?

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew through the professor's hand, and the cup in the professor's hand was snatched away. A man with a hooded head and face instantly appeared on the rock, and this person laughed in Lou Pauler's Chinese with a strange accent: "Hahaha! This urinal is now ours!"

There was a momentary pause for the people and animals present, and Kevin reacted quickly, hurriedly drew his long sword, and blocked in front of the professor: "Who is it?"

The two gorillas also woke up from a dream, hurriedly turned over and ran, and let out a bunch of "oh roar, oh roar" calls.

"You don't need to know who we are. The other party replied coldly, playing with the urinal in his hand over and over again. Although it smells of gorilla urine, it must be an artifact. Otherwise, it is impossible to explain that a vice-principal came all the way to meditate for a long time with a urinal.

"Tell me! How do you start this urinal?" asked the masked man in front.

Kevin and the professor looked at each other and didn't speak for a moment.

Suddenly there was a chill behind them, and Kevin and the professor barely reacted, and ice cubes flew behind them. Ping-pong froze Kevin's and Professor's joints in their hands and feet, and there was an ice chain necklace in the middle. The two of them suddenly felt cold in their hands and feet, and the sword in Kevin's hand couldn't hold it and fell to the ground.

Medium-tier water spells, shackles of ice. It is also a throwing attack, throwing out the shackles, and automatically freezing the opponent when encountering the enemy, and the cold air penetrates the bone. Although it is mainly used to lock the enemy's movements, it is enough to frostbite the opponent and even leave sequelae after a long time.

The mid-level spells are really beyond the scope of Kevin's response, and the opponent is extremely proficient in using them, which is obviously the opponent's specialty. The release speed is almost the same as the fireball technique, and it is a sneak attack from behind, and Kevin can only be helpless.

"It's useless to just talk about it," the magician came out from behind, "and you must give them some color if necessary." ”

Kevin knew that the two people in front of him were too much stronger than him, so he could only repeat a useless line: "Who are you?"

At this moment, the professor was still calm, still looking in the direction of the gorilla, and muttered to himself: "The gorilla mating was suddenly interrupted, you say...... Can males become impotent?"

Everyone: "......"

"Let's take the two of them back to camp first. The masked man reacted and gave Kevin a push.

The two had no choice but to walk all the way back to the camp with cold ice shackles. After being shackled for a long time, his hands and feet gradually lost consciousness, Kevin knew that he was a young man who couldn't bear it, and the professor on the side was even more difficult to support, and his whole body trembled uncontrollably, and he immediately reminded him.

"Two, the professor is already a handful of years, anyway, he doesn't have much strength, and he can't run away, I hope you can have a little mercy and untie his cold shackles. Kevin spoke.

The two masked men looked at each other, but nodded, and the mage waved back the professor's shackles. The professor was immediately relieved and often let out a sigh of relief.

Kevin was speaking, "Since you have given a little mercy, why don't you give a little more mercy and unshackle me?"

"Shut up for me!" angrily at the mage, "If you talk nonsense, I'll freeze your JJ and make you hard for the rest of your life!"

Kevin was a little scared and could only keep walking.

Back at the camp, Kevin and the professor were standing outside, with the mage supervising them behind their backs. Another man slipped into the tent, seeming to rummage through something. It is said to be a camp, but in fact, the tent is very small, only half a person high, just for sleeping.

"We don't have any money on us, and we don't have anything of value. The professor began, "You can't find anything. ”

The two of them didn't pay attention, still rummaging non-stop, and after a while, they pulled out a stack of manuscript paper from the tent, and officially drew the gorilla mating picture drawn by the professor yesterday.

"What is this?" asked.

"Gorilla mating diagram. The professor replied truthfully.

"What's the use?" the other party looked at in surprise.

"Take it back and do research. The professor replied.

"Haha!" the other party laughed, "Who can't do this? and still have to learn to cut!" After speaking, he pulled it casually, tearing up the manuscript paper and falling it like snowflakes.

At this time, the professor was really angry: "You are not anti-pornography, why did you tear up my dynamic picture?"

"Shut up, you dead old man!" the mage roared, "do you know that you are already our prisoners?"

"Then do you know that this is Lou Pauler?"

"What's the matter?" the other party sneered, "It's a pity that there are few people here, and no one will come to save you if you cut your throat." Hahaha!"

Kevin sighed helplessly: "Professor, it's a pity that I'm really not a qualified guard. ”

The professor also sighed: "Next time, I really want to get more commissions, at least a master." ”

"Hmph," the other party sneered, "Among the mercenaries, even if the regimental commander is here, he is not our opponent. ”

"You don't have weapons. Kevin said it all.

"What's wrong, I'm going to kill you like I'm empty-handed!" the mage sneered.

"Who said no, I still have an axe!" the other warrior also sneered, and then reacted, "Isn't your sword mine?"

"Don't talk nonsense," the mage pulled back the subject, "say, what else is valuable on you?"

"No, really no. Kevin and the professor replied helplessly.

The two searched again, but there was no one, so they could only take out the urinal again: "Say! What the hell is this?"

The professor told the truth: "It's my old cup." ”

"You lie!" The other party didn't believe it at all, the opponent's warrior directly burst out of the danger of fighting spirit, and it was directly a yellow fighting spirit, a 6th-order warrior, Kevin was indeed not an opponent.

But what was even more amazing was that the cup in the other party's hand actually emitted a shining white light with the explosion of fighting energy.

"Oh!" exclaimed, "Sure enough, it's an artifact." ”

"It's ...... The gifts that my students gave me in the past can indeed shine with Douqi, but other than that, there is no other use. The professor had no choice but to pour cold water.

"Hehe, I want you to be honest, or we'll kill your guard!"

Kevin's face was black, and no matter how he looked at it, he felt that he was a dispensable person to them, which was not good. Kevin immediately spoke again: "Actually, I know a lot of myths and legends about urinals. ”

"You know, what do you know?" disdain the mage.

"Actually, I have been following the professor for a long time, and I am half of the professor's student. This time, I was taught to take other students without me, which shows my importance. Kevin replied.

The two foreigners looked at each other, and the mage came up with an idea: "Separate the two of them, you take the guard to the other side, and the two of us will interrogate one by one, and we will confess together in a while." ”

"Good. The other agreed, and immediately pulled Kevin out of a dozen or so meters, "You can say it." ”

Kevin coughed dryly: "It was once rumored that every sixty years, a urine handed down from the primeval world would reappear in the world. Legend has it that the person who gets the urinal can fulfill a wish. Whether it is domestic or foreign, whether it is continental or otherworldly, whether it is angel or devil, or even whether it is past or future, this urinal is all included. ”

"In order to get the urinal, the Church of Light has made it a rule that only 7 people with special qualifications can be granted. Through special mediums, powerful Heroic Spirits can be summoned, either from the ancient primeval god kings, or from an invincible powerhouse of a certain era, or from the future time and space travelers, or from the other world's famous general rangers. The strength of these Heroic Spirits far exceeds that of the Sword Master Grand Magus we know, and it is almost impossible to guess with common sense. Kevin's tone was calm and serious.

"Seven special mages with the Heroic Spirits they summon will fight a war. This is very famous...... Urinal War!" Kevin replied.

The other party was dumbfounded: "Why haven't I heard of it before?"

"These things can only be known at the very high level, and I have been following the professor for a long time, so I only occasionally hear a little. Kevin replied calmly.

On the other side, the mage was still interrogating the professor, "Say, what's the use of glowing urinals?"

"This ...... It's just that at that time, the students learned a formation diagram, and I engraved it in a cup for filial piety. The professor explained, "It's useless." ”

"You're lying, tell me the truth, or I'll freeze your JJ!" the mage threatened.

The professor was helpless: "I'm probably just afraid that I won't be able to find water after drinking water in the middle of the night, and I can see it as soon as I let go of my fighting spirit, so I don't need to turn on the lights." ”

"Don't you know how to be vindictive?" the mage asked.

"Yes, I'm not vindictive, but ...... But that's what the student intended, that, that's what it meant, right?" the professor explained very reluctantly, and it was really a small thing to say.

"Isn't this a urinal?" the other person asked, "Do you think it's a urinal or a cup?"

"Cups. The professor replied.

"Then you can take a sip and try it?"

"That, that, that urinal. The professor changed his tune.

"Then what did you just say drinking water?" the other party couldn't understand.

"Well, I mean, the urinal glows at night, so you don't need to light the light, you can see it, and you can urinate into the pot accurately. That's it, nothing else. The professor gathered his thoughts.

The other party looked at it suspiciously, feeling that the professor's preface did not match the afterword, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that the professor was deceiving. On the other side, Kevin was gushing, throwing the names of all kinds of god kings, kings, and demon kings, as well as lofty terms such as the inherent enchantment and the king's treasury.

The other party was really shocked, and you must know that it takes the ability to deceive people. A huge lie, where can it be told in such detail in an instant? And a lot of plots and plots in it are extremely delicate, as if it were a long novel, wonderful. This feels really unbearable for the other party not to believe.

After a while, the mage took the professor to find Kevin and them, and the professor just said a few lines back and forth, and he couldn't judge anything, but Kevin's side was talking endlessly, and this would just be the beginning.

As the sky darkened, the two men lit torches and continued their interrogation. The professor listened for a moment, and his reaction was also quick: "Shut up, you, how did you say all this?"

Kevin was silent for a moment and looked away: "I'm sorry Professor, I want to live." ”

"You, you...... Alas!" The professor sighed, fortunately, because there are many mosquitoes here, everyone has been covering their heads and faces, and their facial expressions don't need to be paid too much attention. The test of acting skills is relatively simple.

The two foreigners looked at each other, and the mage asked, "How is it? Do you know how to open the urinal?"

"Now that you know the first step," replied the warrior, "first choose a night with a good moon, and throw the urinal over the moon, as close to the moon as possible." Let it absorb the essence of the moon!"

The two looked up: "The moon is good, so try it first?"

No one present objected, and the soldier immediately burst out with yellow fighting energy, and the urinal in his hand suddenly emitted a white light, and he threw it up suddenly, and the four people watched the glowing urinal rise all the way, through the woods until it climbed to a very high place, and then slowly fell.

In the distance, outside the Poison Forest, many patrol parrots immediately reported to their contract mage: "An unknown glowing object has been found in the Poison Forest!