"Yo, it's been a long time! ”

As soon as he appeared, he said hello and held up the camera hanging around his neck to take a few pictures of me.

Fool, have you forgotten that the camera will never be able to take my picture?

"Oops!"

The girl suddenly put the camera down and patted her head in great distress.

Finally, she was not particularly confused, and finally remembered the incident.

"Damn, why can't I take pictures of adults?"

Shooting Maruwen kept tinkering with the camera in his hand and said indignantly.

Whether it is taken in person or taken secretly in hiding, it can't leave the appearance of Dongfang Yao. It's as if he just doesn't exist in the world, and there is no way to leave his traces in this world.

"Why do you want to take my picture so much?"

It's not the first time I've heard her complain like this, so I don't particularly care.

"Because I want to enlarge your picture and hang it in my room!"

"Uh......"

That's an unexpected answer.

"Aren't you shy to hang a picture of a man in your room?"

I couldn't help but shake my head, if this idiot really did that, others would definitely laugh at her.

"Why? I don't think it's a big deal!"

When I said this, the Shooting Pill Wen was extremely bland, and he didn't even blush in the face.

"Even the Great Tengu-sama wants to do this!" she said, "In this way, you can get your blessing from the East-sama." ”

The girl didn't care, and betrayed her boss.

If the dove Irin knew that she had told her about it, she would definitely not be able to eat and walk around.

"I'm still alive!"

It's really depressing, and the people who ask for shelter are all gods or the dead!

Isn't that a curse on me to die quickly?

"Oh, don't get me wrong, we're not cursing you to die soon. ”

Shooting Pill Wen also thought of this, and immediately waved his hand in a panic to explain.

"We just feel that under the gaze of adults, we are very motivated to work. ”

It's as if he's guiding himself by the side.

"Ah, okay, okay, don't say any more. ”

I pinched my aching temples and quickly interrupted her.

If I keep talking, I can't stand it anymore.

I am a staunch opponent of the cult of personality. Because that will lead people to inadvertently imitate each other, thus losing their own personality.

It's like a certain comic book says -

"Characters with no personality, no strategy to speak of. ”

I'm not interested in the Raiders, but I don't want them to be influenced too much by me.

They just need to maintain their own characteristics.

"If you really want to hang someone's picture, it's better to use her. ”

I patted Suwako on the head and said.

After all, she is a god, and she is more trustworthy than me, an ordinary person.

"Ah, no. ”

There was no need to think about it at all, and Shotmaru immediately vetoed my Jianyì.

"Hey, you guy, did you come on purpose to find fault?"

The face of the native god is dark, even if he doesn't want to, at least think about it seriously before refusing!

I didn't even think about it and said no, it was like I didn't trust these gods.

This makes them lose face.

"Because, even though she is a person I see every day, I feel a little disgusting to hang her photo in my room. ”

The girl thought for a moment and replied honestly.

"Isn't he the same? Why do you want to hang his picture again?"

Suwako poked the man next to her a few times, and it was this guy who became their enemy of collecting faith.

"Ah, my lord, he's different. ”

"What's the difference?"

"It's just different anyway. ”

I always feel that I am talking a little farther and farther away on indifferent topics.

"Alright, that's it!"

I put an end to their pointless arguments.

"You'd better sit down first. ”

"Understood. ”

Shotimaru was obedient and sat on the other side of me.

"Hey. ”

She took the camera off and placed it on her lap.

"Just now, you seem to be talking about the fish monsters in the Lake of Mist!"

The girl said suddenly, not expecting that she remembered what we had said.

"Hmm. ”

I nodded.

"Do you know what?"

"Whew. ”

The reporter covered her mouth and laughed softly, looking a little joyful.

"Please take a look at this!"

As she spoke, she pulled out a copy of "Wenwen" from behind her. News" and handed it to me respectfully.

"Let me see. ”

As soon as the newspaper arrived in my hand, it was snatched away by Suwako Suwako.

"I'm the first person to report on this! But it's no wonder, after all, I sued them for this matter. ”

For the first-hand information he obtained, Shotimaru Wen seemed very proud.

It's just that at this time, everyone doesn't bother to pay attention to what she's talking about.

"A giant fish monster has appeared in the Lake of Mist......"

The front page of the newspaper in black and white was a report about the strange fish, along with a photo.

In the misty lake, a huge black shadow looms, which looks quite scary.

"It turns out that there are really strange fish in zài!"

Suwako tilted her head and couldn't help but sigh.

Since she even has a photo, she can't help but not believe it.

"Well, it's realistically drawn. ”

I said to Shotimaru with a smile.

Although it looked exactly like the picture taken by the camera, I could see through it at a glance that it was just a hand-drawn drawing.

"Y-What are you talking about?"

The girl who felt weak turned her head slightly, not daring to look me in the eyes.

"Paintings!! are these all drawn?"

Suwako was stunned for a moment, only to realize this, and couldn't help but scream.

"How dare you fake, you black-hearted journalist. ”

Feeling deceived, the native god pounced on him and grabbed the other man's neck with all his might.

"No, there is no way! I went to the Lake of Fog a few times, but I didn't see the big fish in question, so I had to draw it with my own imagination. ”

Shotimaru is also very helpless, if you can really have a few more photos, the news will be more real.

"And if it's not fast, the other guys will be the first to publish it. ”

As the first speed of Gensokyo, the speed of gathering information and publishing news should also be the fastest, and it must not be left behind.

"It's terrible to publish fake news. ”

"It's not fake! Fumimaru really found something in the Lake of Mist. ”

The girl immediately protested, it was a trivial matter to damage her reputation, but if Wenwenmaru was suspected, it would definitely not be.

"I'm just adding a little ~~ of my own little ~~ speculation on the basis of the facts. ”

"You're still spreading rumors, bastard. ”

Suwako grabbed her neck and shook her vigorously.

It's too stupid to believe these nonsense.

"It's so hard, I'm going to be out of breath. ”

Shotimaru wanted to get the other party's hand away, but he couldn't do it, so he could only ask someone else for help.

"Lord Dongfang, save me. ”

"Alright, let's let her go. ”

It's true that Shotmaruwen's behavior is very helpless, but this is her personality, and there is no way to change it.

"Hmph, hmph. ”

Suwako's anger hasn't been completely extinguished, but he obediently let go of the shotmaru.

"Ahem, ahem, I was almost killed by God. ”

The reporter rubbed her neck and coughed incessantly.

"Oh, yes. ”

I don't know what came to mind, she suddenly tapped her palm.

"The murder incident at Shouya Shrine, this is also a good theme!"

"No, it's not a murder, it's a crow-killing tengu. ”

Seeing that she didn't have any repentance at all, Suwako took out the iron wheel and killed it violently.

"Ah, help. ”

It seems that the other party is really not joking, and the shooting pill was suddenly startled, and ran away with a scream, chasing after the god who lost his temper.

"Whoa!"

These two fools.

Watching them messing around on the side really makes people laugh and cry!

"Killing a god will damage the virtue of the gods. ”

Shotmaru shouted loudly as he struggled to dodge the iron wheel that flew around him.

"It's okay, I'm killing youkai. ”

Suwako grabbed the flying iron wheel and touched it a few times, making a crisp crashing sound.

"Ah, that's unreasonable. ”

"This is your punishment for making a mockery of God. ”

"Huh?"

"Accept God's punishment obediently!"

The two of them flew around, and the fight was extremely lively.

"What are they doing here?"

As soon as he came out, he saw Suwako and Shotimaru Fumimasa fighting hard, and Kanako Yasaka couldn't help but feel a little strange.

"Who knows?

I glanced her up and down, and once I went in, she changed into civilian clothes.

In her hands, she also held a wine bottle and two glasses.

"Really?"

Kanako Yasaka didn't ask too much, and this little thing wasn't enough to get her attention.

"Have a drink!"

She poured the bottle into the glass and handed it to me.

"Oh, thanks. ”

I thanked me and took it.

"Bear with me for the time being, the fish is not ready yet!"

"It doesn't matter. ”

If you drink alcohol, it's okay even if you don't have a side snack.

It's a bit light, but it's perfect for a time like this.

"The Divine Tool [Iron Wheel of the Leaking Arrow]. ”

"Spiral [Momiji Fan]. ”

The fight between the gods and the tengu has escalated, and the "spell" has already begun to be used.

"Be careful, don't break the shrine!"

Kanako Yasaka shouted casually, the battle between the two was nothing more than a farce in her eyes, and there was no need to worry about it at all.

"Kanako, I don't need your help, don't make a move. ”

Fearing that she would also join the fray, Suwako immediately woke up.

"Got it. If you even need me to make a move against this kind of opponent, then you're too useless, right?"

Kanako Yasaka waved her hand, signaling that she was worried too much.

"It's good that you know. ”

"Hehehe, if you underestimate me too much, you will be unlucky!"

With a wave of the fan in his hand, a strong air stream turned into a strong wind blowing, and the dust rolled and blew away, so that Suwako's eyes couldn't be opened.

"Oops!"

The native god only felt a chill on his lower body, and his skirt seemed to be blown up by a powerful updraft.

"Found panties, I shoot. ”

The unexpected gain made the reporter lady immediately happy, and she pressed the shutter of the camera sharply.

"I'm going to kill you!!!"

I don't know what just happened.

Just when the wind was blowing, Kanako Yasaka suddenly grabbed my head with both hands, and then twisted it hard to the side.

I don't know if it's a delusion, but I seem to hear the terrifying sound of broken bones.

"Whew...... A thousand shots, a thousand shots. ”

Kanako Yasaka withdrew her hand and wiped the sweat that did not have zài.

"Hello?"

"What?"

"My neck, it seems to be broken, help me turn it back. ”

"Wait a minute. ”

“...... Hey, I think I'm seeing Yamada again......"