"Who am I?"

Fei Yi sat on the top of the highest palace in Biyun Palace, looking at the sunset like a red salted egg yolk, rippling slowly and sinking down the horizon, with a blank face.

That's him, who dares to climb onto the roof of the county king's palace to bask in the sun?

There is a "female minister" concubine, the clan sister, to cover for him, and a simple and silly image favorably covers most of his eccentric behaviors, and his demonic and weird talent is also classified as "childish", as for why this is so, it can only be "jealous of talent".

But Fei Yi herself understands that since the "transformation", her spiritual intelligence has been a little crippled, and she only vaguely remembers that she is not a human, but she doesn't know what she is.

The only thing that impressed him seemed to be a beautiful city, a strange valley, and a few vague figures, and then a terrible old blind man who had taken him here, and the woman who claimed to be her sister had tied herself to a strange restraint.

As time passed, his sanity gradually recovered, and his brain seemed to be slowly clearer, and he could remember more things, but this did not make him figure out who he really was, because those strange memories in his brain caused him a headache.

For that woman's ban, Fei Yi didn't have much disgust, after all, people are in charge of food...... Well, the one that manages the rice is more important.

As her wisdom grew, Fei Yi also knew how to avoid evil, maintaining a stupid image on the surface, but secretly thinking about how to get out of the woman's forbidden control, this woman really regarded herself as Guanyin and raised him as a monkey......

Wait

Fei Yi looked at the salted egg yolk on the horizon that had only melted and was half of it, and puffed it for a moment, who is Guanyin? Why do you want to raise monkeys?

Unconsciously rubbing her chin, Fei Yi pondered for a while, and heard the woman say, what kind of "fierce beast" is she in shape, could it be that her original form is a monkey?

Fei Yi nodded thoughtfully, is it really possible, or can he become a human for Mao? But he doesn't like to eat fruits, but he loves meat, are monkeys carnivores?

The brain is in a mess, the memory loss is too serious, it seems that it will have to wait for a while to get better, as for now, anyway, there is a "clan sister" to raise this meal ticket, and Fei Yi doesn't mind being a pet for a while.

"Let's click" her mouth, estimated that it was time for dinner, Fei Yi decided to go to the dining room to charter the room first, and think about it later, stood up and patted her buttocks, and picked up a chick that rolled out of the bird's nest and stuffed it back into the bird's nest under the roof tile of the palace, jumped down from the palace that was more than ten feet high, and swaggered towards the imperial general's office.

Some of the imperial generals on duty saw Fei Yi passing by, and their bodies stiffened involuntarily, standing still like a statue of a wood-plastic clay tire, and only after he passed by did he breathe a sigh of relief, squirming his lips, I don't know if Lu Dao was secretly cursing, although he didn't belong to the same general, but the murderous reputation of this demon was outside, and he really couldn't afford to provoke it.

There are hundreds of generals, more than 10,000 people, not to mention the one where the murderer is, it is the other nine generals, and there have been many conflicts with this murderer over the past few days...... Nima, when have you ever seen a royal general who can wander around the county king's palace?

This one does

At the beginning, the imperial generals on duty did not drink him as an assassin, and they fought a few times without saying a word, and made a lot of trouble, and almost demolished the Biyun Palace.

With such a tough backstage as the Black Nightmare Secret Guard, the generals naturally dare not speak out, but the problem is that this thing has been taught repeatedly, and the skin is thick, so he is not afraid of fighting, and the generals who can't bear to kill him can't bear to sue him jointly, and impeach the general where Fei Yi is located for poor management.

But there is the protection of the Black Nightmare Secret Guard who does not explain, the intercession of the female minister in front of the king, and the fact that this product was originally the imperial general's position promised by the king himself, in the face of the complaints of the generals of the town palace, Master Sun Mi only said a few times, and taught a lesson: "The boy is naughty" is gone.

As for the damage to the palace building caused by this trouble, the female minister directly used the favor of her own envoy to Yanhuang Kingdom to attract a Tiangong construction team of Yanhuang Kingdom, which not only quickly repaired the damaged palace building, but also renovated Biyun Palace up and down for free

What kind of face does this have to be? I almost didn't take Da Wang Le's promise: "Tear it down at will."

It is necessary to know that the road is located on the Biyun Pingding Mountain丨Biyun Palace丨, after several dynasties, it is the palace of the county king of the Zhongrong Dynasty, covering a huge area, not to mention, there are many palace buildings, almost covering the area of the entire Biyun Mountain.

Even with the wealth of the county king, it is impossible to invest a lot of money and manpower to renovate the county king's palace every year, after all, the county king's family has no surplus food

Over the years, there are countless palace buildings in disrepair in the county king's palace, and old and dilapidated houses abound, that is, the one on the façade is quite passable.

This 丨Yanhuang Guo丨 looked at the face of the female minister, and promised to renovate Biyun Palace free of charge, according to the repair fees of previous years, I am afraid that I will not be able to pay taxes for a year in Zhongrong City, this must be a lot of wealth?

Of course, the people of Yanhuang Kingdom are willing to bleed to renovate Biyun Palace, and it is not really completely on the face of the female appearance, most of them are still to befriend the prince of the county, after all, the relationship between Zhongrong County and Yanhuang Kingdom is the honeymoon period, and it can be regarded as a kind of goodwill feedback from Yanhuang Kingdom to Sun Mishi and allowing "Tiangong Group" to operate in Zhongrong City.

And the face of the concubine is obviously also very important, and the lord of the Yanhuang Kingdom doesn't know what's going on, so he let the second concubine hold the country and take charge of state affairs.

Maybe it was by mistake, the envoy is the daughter, and the woman who holds the country is the heroine, and after a very happy conversation, they actually got married, and invisibly covered this grassroots woman with a halo.

These multiple interests and identity involvement have made Master Sun Mishi have to pay more and more attention to Concubine Ji, and he can't be regarded as an ordinary female official in the inner court, and Concubine Ji has become more and more confirmed in the name of this "female appearance" who has no power.

In this case, it is obviously impossible to get the king to punish this person who is not good at beating his brain, considering his "childish heart", the king Yu Crisp gave him the privilege of a palace parade, and he can enter and exit all parts of Biyun Palace at will, anyway, the real secret places in this Biyun Palace are guarded by Black Nightmare secret guards, and he is not worried about what trouble this kid will do.

(Ma note: There is no concept of "temple people" that is, "eunuchs" in the Great Wilderness, most of the palace servants used in the imperial palace are normal men, only female servants such as female officials and palace ladies are used in the residence of concubines, and there is no taboo of "men and dogs are not allowed to enter" in the management of the palace. above)

This goods is a "dog is suspicious", fortunately, after a long time, everyone has slowly figured out the temperament of this goods, as long as they don't deliberately provoke him, follow the hair, he is still very honest, this can be seen from those palace ladies and female officials, take a small cake, you can coax him obediently and obediently...... In other words, this product is only gentle to women at all.

Because his clan sister has become the idol of the female officials, the female officials in the Biyun Palace are very close to this product, because they see that his mind is roughly similar to that of a boy of a few years old, so they often take some cakes to tease him.

Occasionally, he playfully taught him to go up to the tree to catch a cat, go into the water to touch a fish or something, and he was not angry, and he was stupid and played with a group of women.

You must know that Lu Dao, Fei Yi still has the title of the imperial general of the town palace, although he is not on duty and does not patrol, but the king is full of words, and no one has dismissed him as a general who is not doing his job.

Female officials and palace ladies, these people in the inner court, have never been regarded by the imperial generals from the family, and they are so arrogant that they are consciously superior, and the women of the inner court can make some harmless jokes about the concubine who holds the title of imperial general, which can be regarded as a small breath of relief.

Fei Yi's powerful female sister didn't care about this, and even entrusted her young sister to the care of female officials and palace ladies, but Fei Yi's behavior of ruining the image of the imperial general made the gentlemen from a family feel ashamed, but they dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak.

Don't think that this person is stupid and foolish, who is good and who is evil, he is very keen, if anyone wants to treat him as a fool to tease and play, the best end is also he in the grove next to the imperial pond in the palace, digging a pit and burying it head-down, and after burying it, he has to pour a soak of water, for which I don't know how many people hate the palace who taught him to plant flowers.

Last time, there was a strategist of the outer court, and I don't know if it was because of the recent unhappiness of the various new decrees issued by the female minister, or the deliberate humiliation of someone instigating, he took a piece of food to coax this beast to learn the dog to climb, and he was stuffy without saying a word, and dragged along the road to the imperial pool in Biyun Palace in full view of everyone, and dug a pit to bury him.

The official was almost scared to pee, he couldn't escape, and no one dared to go up when he called for help, although there were familiar generals who went up to the rescue, but it was just two more pits for this cargo.

Attacking the officials of the outer court is a big deal, the Sima and Situ of the five divisions of the trouble have come in person, but it is useless for anyone to persuade him, you don't listen to the order, whoever comes up and pulls him will fight with whom, to the imperial pool to say that he threw the hundred and ten imperial generals, if the strong teeth are coming, he will make a gesture to step on the crotch of the strategist buried with his head down, and the frightened people dare not step forward.

Although the official is only a low-grade petty official, he can be on duty in the Biyun Palace, how can he also be the descendants of the 丨 Shi clan丨 everyone, and the imperial generals of the 丨 Rong clan 丨 faction will not dare to kill one of them because they want to forcibly subdue this thing.

Fortunately, there was a female official who was usually close to him trembling and went up to tell him that such a big head down buried the official would suffocate to death, this donkey thought about it very seriously, and broke a thin bamboo next to the imperial pond from the goodness, cut the pit open and inserted it in the mouth of the officer, and then buried it again, and a circle of people who watched him commit murder next to him, who said he was stupid on the spot?

This thing was stunned for a day and a night, and then he left because he was hungry, and when everyone hurriedly dug out the policy officer, his little face was suffocated purple, and it was thanks to the strong physique of the Great Wilderness, so he didn't suffocate to death.

This incident tells everyone, it is not illegal for a fool to beat someone, you don't have to provoke a fool, especially a fool with strong force and a strong background, it is definitely looking for a ...... It's such a trivial matter, you can't go and ask the king to solve the siege every time, right?

So, when this kind of thing happens again, even the bosses of the Fifth Division and the generals of the General Office are too lazy to take care of it, why don't you recruit him?

Fei Yi swayed back to the general丨, Leyang Dashi leaned on the door like a resentful woman who was looking forward to her husband's return, and looked at it with fear for a long time, but no one followed to "complain", so she breathed a sigh of relief and quickly led him to eat.

Attentively personally served all kinds of food to the munching concubine who was munching on the case, and sent him as a father to serve the sheep Dashi, and said cautiously and gently: "Shaoyi, where did you play today?

Fei Yi ignored him, buried his head in eating, and next to him was a circle of 100 hungry yellow-faced and thin-skinned generals, looking at him from a distance, seeing that this thing ignored himself, Le Yang Dashi suddenly burst into tears, is it easy for him to be this tooth?

Since this goods were assigned to his name, it was like inviting a father back, and he didn't have a day of peace, and he couldn't wait to look up to the sky and roar: You were sent by the One God to punish me, right?

Finally, when he was full of food and drink, Le Yang Dashi hurriedly took out a small wooden box from his arms, and took out a black glowing 丨 Black Nightmare Pill丨 Lai, this is the Forging Body Pill of the Black Nightmare Secret Guard, and it is easy for non-members of the secret guard not to pass it on, and it is many grades higher than the Thousand Grain Pills taken by these imperial generals.

Originally, the Black Nightmare Secret Guard gave him a one-time supply for a year, that is, twelve, but this goods are probably also known to say that this thing is a good thing, and on the day it was sent, after eating, he ate it all at once, and almost scared everyone up and down to death

Can this thing be used as a jelly bean without trouble?

I don't know how much it took to refine the treasure, and even the tooth general of the JT realm of the young prison has only heard of it, and the qualification is almost good, it is estimated that if you take one and die on the spot, this product is just a piece of the JT realm, and I swallowed twelve in one bite

Is this a rhythm to die for?

At that time, the king and the female prime minister were alarmed, and even the deputy commander of the Black Nightmare Secret Guard rushed over, but a group of people stared at him for half a night, and there was nothing wrong with it, and he had a supper in the middle of the night...... Well, after that, no one will worry about the life or death of this demon, you just give him a piece of dark iron, and it is estimated that he can digest it

But this product seems to have eaten smoothly, and if you don't eat the thousands of grain pills distributed by the generals, you will take the Le Yang Dashi to eat "jelly beans" when it comes to the meal, and you will cry several times when you are stunned.

But because the Black Nightmare Pill is too precious, even the Black Nightmare Secret Guard does not dare to let him spoil it at will, in order to prevent him from having a stupid meal again, he will issue thirty Black Nightmare Pills every month, and hand them over to the Le Yang Dashi for safekeeping, one after dinner every day.

grabbed the Black Nightmare Dan丨 threw it in his mouth and chewed it down, and looked at the Le Yang Dashi with blank eyes, and wanted to eat it

Le Yang Dashi suddenly sweated, not to mention this 丨Black Nightmare Pill丨, it is the common folk 丨Baigu Dan丨, it is also as solid as a stone, can it be chewed and eaten?

Feeling that he was about to become a full-time "mother" of this cargo, he shook his head heroically with tears: "It's gone, you chew and eat one a day."

glanced at the haggard Le Yang Dashi very seriously, probably thinking that he was serious, Fei Yi patted his ass and prepared to find a place to sleep and eat.

Seeing that he was leaving, Le Yang Dashi hurriedly stopped him: "Shao Yixiu has something to discuss."

Fu Yi turned around, and Le Yang Dashi hurriedly accompanied him with a careful sneer: "Tomorrow is the military exercise of the four guards, eight institutes, and twelve armies of Zhongrong City, and I want to arrange for you to go, do you think it?"

The imperial generals next to him all breathed a sigh of fear, but Fei Yi didn't say anything, just stared at Le Yang Dashi, and he explained in a cold sweat: "If you perform well in this martial arts, it is a good chance to be selected for the four guards."

Fei Yi still didn't say anything, Le Yang Dashi was about to cry, and said tremblingly: "Okay, it's okay if you don't want to go......

Before he finished speaking, Fei Yi thought for a while: "I don't know the way." ”

Le Yang Dashi was stunned for a moment, and was overjoyed: "Are you willing to go? Okay, if you don't know the way, you might as well go alone, each general must choose five people to go, I will send... I send..."

His eyes swept to the circle of imperial generals who were watching, and everyone collectively took a step back, pretending to look up and admire the moon I was very busy, and highlighted a few imperial generals who did not react, including the second son of the Hakuno family, Hakuno Yuan.

The faces of several imperial generals who were slow to react for half a beat changed greatly, but it was too late to retreat, and Le Yang Dashi immediately shouted: "Just send a few of them to escort you forward."

"General"

Several imperial generals wailed in shock, and Kele Yang Dashi waved his hand domineeringly: "It's so decided to set off early tomorrow morning and go to the Dingjun Mountain Martial Arts Field."

After speaking, he turned around and left without giving everyone a chance to react, and two lines of tears trickled down: "Dad, please go and harm others"