【113】You can show off

"Not good!" Lu Yan secretly exclaimed on the side.

Because Lu Yan saw that the tree where Luo Wei was located was not thick.

Yes, when Luo Wei chose a tree to hide, he didn't think that it would be such a big tiger, so he only chose a waist-thick tree, because a tree that is too thick is not easy to climb.

But, now it seems that this tree is too ~fragile~ for a big tiger with claws as thick as a human waist~.

When Luo Wei fired that shot just now, he only thought that he was safe enough from the height of the tiger, but he didn't expect the tiger to jump high at all.

The mutant tiger was like crazy, and with a single pounce on its claws, the multi-ton tiger crashed directly into the trunk of the tree like a heavy truck.

"Bang!"

"Click!"

"Boom~~"

The waist-thick tree couldn't withstand the blow at all, and it broke off in an instant.

As the saying goes, 'the tree falls and the tree falls', but the tree fell too fast, and it was completely smashed down by the big tiger, and Luo Wei, the monkey on the tree, fell to the ground with the big tree before it had time to disperse.

As if the sun was coming, Luo Wei followed the tree to the ground.

Fortunately, the branches of this canopy are dense enough, and when they land, the branches of the canopy have a fixed buffer, so they didn't break Luo Wei into a meatloaf.

However, Luo Wei, who was smashed to pieces, had not yet happily celebrated his immortality, he had already smelled a violent smell of bad breath, as if he had not brushed his teeth for tens of thousands of years.

As soon as he looked up, a mouth as big as a door opened, and the 'bloody mouth' was rushing towards him.

Luo Wei was stunned by fright! He saw that the long teeth that were thirty centimeters long, the cold light on the tips of the teeth, the stains on the roots of the teeth, the big tongue that was half a person high, the barbs on the tongue, the fluid on the base of the tongue, everything was so clear and vivid.

... Finished...

Luo Wei's mind quickly flashed such a thought, what else could he think when he was already in the tiger's mouth?

... zaijian...

Luo Wei closed his eyes, he even thought of his parents, he was thinking that he could finally live with his parents.

Suddenly...

"Wow~~"

A strong tiger roar sounded in Luo Wei's ears.

This loud noise almost broke Luo Wei's eardrums, because Luo Wei was tantamount to sticking his head into the tiger's mouth and hearing the tiger roar.

Then, the powerful air flow that erupted from the tiger's mouth blew Luo Wei's head out of the tiger's mouth again.

Luo Wei's head brushed the tiger's fangs and swept by.

"Hum~~"

Luo Wei immediately felt that the world was spinning in his head, and the loud noise shook him and he rolled his eyes and fainted.

Of course, this tiger didn't have time to bite Luo Wei again in the end.

Because, Lu Yan made a black hand in the back.

As soon as Lu Yan saw the mutant tiger pounce on the big tree in the distance, he didn't know it well, he used all his strength and rushed in the direction of the mutant tiger like lightning.

The sound of the big trees breaking and the branches breaking around was chaotic, and the big tiger was red-eyed, eager to find the person who had broken his nose.

And Lu Yan used this noisy sound to rush over, and it can also be said that it was this noisy sound that covered up Lu Yan's hurried footsteps.

"I have to give this mutant tiger an attack with enough damage, otherwise Luo Wei is quite dangerous!"

Lu Yan also knew that with his current Liliang, if he slashed the mutant tiger's body, it would be impossible to give the mutant tiger a fatal blow, he could only cut a wound for the mutant tiger at most, in that case, the mutant tiger would bear his own knife, and it would be enough to bite Luo Wei to death.

Now there is only one place, which is where the tiger must be saved.

As the saying goes: a tiger's ass can't be touched.

This just shows that the tiger's butt is its weakest link, and when Lu Yan was helpless, he remembered the trick of 'popping chrysanthemums'.

The tiger was looking for Luo Wei in the canopy, so it happened to put its butt in the direction of Lu Yan, in fact, this tiger didn't expect that the person who was chased by himself just now would rush back so quickly.

The mutant tiger has found the person who hit him in the nose, and at this time, the anger of revenge has completely overwhelmed the mutant tiger's vigilance and reason, and it only wants to use its long teeth to tear that person to shreds before it can relieve the hatred in its heart.

Lu Yan was shocked to find that the mutant tiger had rushed to Luo Wei's side and opened his mouth.

"No, give me death!"

Seven or eight meters away, he jumped up violently.

The long knife is in front, both hands are clenched, aimed at the softness of the mutant tiger - explode your chrysanthemum!

Like a boring cannonball, Lu Yan shot towards the back of the mutant tiger.

The 'cannonball' hit the target, and it was the 'Ten Rings', right in the middle of the 'Jurui'.

Because Lu Yan rushed too quickly, his hands were inserted, the knife was gone, and the entire knife remained in the body of the mutant tiger.

Then, a strong tiger roar rang out, and the mutant tiger jumped almost to the height of the canopy in pain.

Lu Yan was not happy, when he touched the tiger's buttocks, he was also swept away by the mutant tiger's tail as thick as a ** leg.

"Bang!"

"Plop~~"

Lu Yan was pulled out by the tiger's tail more than ten meters away and fell to the ground.

When Lu Yan got up from the ground again in a daze, he only saw the big mutant tiger jumping towards the forest as if it was stepping on a trampoline, accompanied by a wail.

Patting the hand that had just touched the tiger's buttocks, Lu Yanxi said, "It feels okay!"

"But, when will this big mutant tiger die?"

Lu Yan knew that compared to this big tiger that was more than three meters tall and six or seven meters long, his one-meter-long knife only stabbed a few sections of the mutant tiger's intestines at most, and did not hurt the mutant tiger's internal organs at all, so the mutant tiger would have to suffer for a while before dying.

"No, my knife is still in the belly of the tiger! I don't have a weapon, I can't even think of this forest, chase!"

... Since I have inserted you, I will also chase you...

Lu Yan hurriedly picked Luo Wei into the car, and then drove the car to chase in the direction of the tiger.

This time there is no need to worry about anything, there is a tiger roaring in front of you, leading the way, it is really a cow, and you don't have to worry about other animals coming to your own trouble.

So Lu Yan turned on the bright lights, drove the car at full speed, and chased it at full speed in the direction where the mutant tiger ran away, running in the depths of the forest like this, it was really arrogant.

This is the 'fox fake tiger might'.

After chasing two kilometers away, I finally saw that the tiger finally fell to the ground and could no longer stand up.

Combat OVER.

......

"Luo Dana, wake up!" Lu Yan patted Luo Wei's face and woke him up.

Luo Wei finally shook his head and glared at his swollen eye bubbles with difficulty, glanced at Lu Yan in a daze and asked, "I, where am I?......?" Why, have you been eaten by a tiger too?"

"Shit, don't pretend to be a ghost, help me carry this tiger's carcass, this guy is too big for me to handle alone. Lu Yan gave Luo Wei a heavy punch in the shoulder, then jumped out of the car and said.

"Yo!"

Luo Wei rubbed his shoulders in pain, felt the pain, and made him sure that he was still alive, he looked around and looked again, and when he saw the big tiger, he let him take a breath of cool air, and after looking at it for a long time to confirm that the tiger was really a dead tiger, he cautiously got out of the car: "You, how did you kill it?"

Boring question! Lu Yan knew that Luo Wei's memory only stayed at the moment when his head stuck into the tiger's mouth, and he didn't know anything else. So Lu Yan kicked with his foot, and the mutant tiger that... Bloody... The ass simply said, "Thank you for attracting it in front and fucking it in the back." ”

"Wow! You've got a lot of interests. ”

Luo Wei smiled weirdly, but after a while, his eyes suddenly changed to the appearance of two copper coins, and he began to calculate the account to himself: "I attracted the tiger?...... In this way, my role is not small, if we sell this mutant tiger, can I get 20% of this mutant tiger?...... Twenty percent of a million is 200,000, and now it's ready. ”

"Fifty percent, your two shots and Zuihou's act of sacrificing one's life are very important. Lu Yan said with a smile, Lu Yan knew that Luo Wei was going to marry his daughter-in-law with money, and he was not in a hurry, so he suggested dividing the tiger equally.

"No, I'll only get 20%," Luo Wei said with certainty, and then he went up and grabbed the tiger's tail and pulled hard, but the tiger didn't move.

"Okay, when you get married, I'll give you a big red envelope!" Lu Yan didn't bother with Luo Wei, and after speaking, he went to pull the tiger's hind legs, and the two dragged the tiger into the car.

Fortunately, their current car is a 'Humvee', this kind of military jeep is still very 'resistant', a tiger weighing three tons is put on the car, and the car is still moving freely.

Tonight's hunt is ready to go home.

The two of them drove the stereo in the car, sang songs, and returned with a full load.

On the way back, I saw that the mutated viper that had been skinned did not have a mutated beast to eat a big meal, and it was estimated that the surrounding beasts were frightened by the tiger roar tonight, so they all hid far away.

Now, for Dr. Xu's scientific research, Lu Yan and the others needed all kinds of mutant beast corpses, so they dragged the long snake into the car, and in this way, they happily returned to the community.

......

Lu Yan slept beautifully.

However, at six o'clock in the morning, Luo Wei got up and hurriedly reported his merits while humming a little song, as if he was in a hurry to marry his daughter-in-law, and called his future father-in-law.

"Uncle Liu, it's me...... By the way, Uncle Liu, how many chainsaws do you have there?...... Two handfuls, bring those two, there is a 'big job' today. ...... Hee-hee, you'll know when you're here...... See you later. ”

Yes, they still have to buy tiger skins, tiger bones can be used for scientific research, tiger skins are used for scientific research too much, they still have to make a lot of money.

After that, Luo Wei whistled and dressed up in the mirror.

Lu Yan yawned on the bed, glanced at him, and said angrily: "One works for the tiger skin, and he is not marrying a daughter-in-law, who are you dressed so handsome?"

"You don't understand that. ”

Luo Wei combed his oily hair proudly and said, "Do you think, Uncle Liu will be surprised when he sees this tiger, at this time, can he not take a look at you and me as heroes of fighting tigers? At this time, when he sees my image, it will be extremely important, so I must leave a good impression on Uncle Liu at this time." ”

"I think you're thinking about your daughter-in-law, and you're crazy. Lu Yan said angrily, got out of bed, washed up briefly, and went downstairs.

When Liu Shi's 'Beijing Jeep' drove into the community, Luo Wei took the lead.

"Gah!"

After the car stopped, Liu Shi really got out of the car with a shocked look, because he had already seen that the huge mutant tiger in Lu Yan's car, the tiger that was the size of a small mountain, even if it died, it still made people look chilling.

Liu Shi looked at the tiger in surprise, and then turned his face again, his gaze bypassed, Luo Wei, who was holding his head high in the front row, looked at Lu Yan, who was standing in the back row as if he was an outsider.