Zhou Yiyu drove the Black Lightning No. 2 down the streets of New York City like a turtle, the one they got from the steel factory, the No. 1 was gently driven out, and the Flood King Kong used a wild horse. Shen Yi sat in the No. 2 co-pilot, guiding the direction of travel from time to time.

The view from the window slowly recedes to the endless queue of cars ahead.

Although this is not the first time to come to the United States, the United States in the Transformers world is obviously different from other worlds. Instead of the chaos and chaos of the X-Men, nor the dead and desolate of the Terminator, it truly recreates a modern American metropolis in a period of peace and prosperity, bustling and vibrant.

And a strong New York is also bound to be a crowded New York.

A New York city with congested roads, traffic congestion, and traffic jams every day.

"Drive!You dog/mother's turtle/son!" Zhou Yiyu put his hand on the horn and pressed it non-stop.

In front of a row of cars, countless drivers are desperately honking their horns and roaring.

"What the!" Zhou Yiyu angrily knocked on the car body: "When I didn't come, you were crazy in New York, USA, and when I came, you had to enjoy the treatment of traffic jams in the same New York! I'm a race car driver, not a/traffic jam!"

"Don't worry, you know that America is this virtue, in fact, this is the real America - called life

In countries on wheels, almost every American has a car of their own. In a sense, the original intention of the Transformers cartoon was to advertise American cars, but no one expected that the advertisements would sell better than cars. In such a country, traffic jams are commonplace. Shen Yi persuaded Zhou Yiyu.

"The problem is our mission, we've been driving for half an hour and haven't found it yet......"

"Don't worry about the mission, Yiyu. Shen Yi interrupted him: "This is not a movie after all. An hour and a half is enough time for the entire Transformers movie to enter the epilogue, but here, it's just getting started. Relax and say hello to the beautiful girls outside, you're driving a top-notch car. ”

"It's a pity that it's almost no longer ours. Zhou Yiyu muttered: "Are you really sure you want to do this?"

Shen Yi laughed: "Don't you like bumblebees?"

“...... Actually, it's not bad. Zhou Yiyu smiled.

"That's the end of it, turn right and we'll be there...... Lo and behold, there he is. ”

A green convertible appeared in front of him, heading ahead.

"Are you sure that's Sam Wikki? He doesn't look like an actor in the movies. Zhou Yiyu was a little confused, it seems that this time they finally met the protagonist who is not like the original actor.

"ZWAQ233, that's them. Shen Yi shook the crystal pendant: "It can also be proven." ”

"How many times have you watched Transformers? ”

"Three times, I memorized every line...... Although it's mostly nonsense. ”

Because he was prepared to enter a world like Transformers in advance, Shen Yi memorized almost every plot in the movie.

"Keep up with them. Shen Yi said.

The green convertible drove all the way forward, and inside sat an old man and a young man, who were none other than Sam Wiki and his father.

It looks like he's just out of school and should have sold his glasses and failed miserably, and is now on his way to buy a car with his father.

They came at the right time.

As the convertible passed by the Porsche store, Sam Wicky exclaimed, "No, no, no, Dad! Oh, are you kidding?"

"Yes, it's a joke!" Sam Wiki's father, who has always maintained a naughty childlike heart, drove past the store and laughed, "I won't buy you a Porsche, boy!"

Sam Vicky is like a deflated ball: "Do you think it's funny?"

"Yes, it's funny, do you really think I'll buy you a Porsche for your first car?"

"I'm going to ignore you again this week. ”

"Hahaha, come on, I'm just kidding. ”

I have to admit that Michael Bay, a big director known as "selling copies", in addition to the characteristics of empty plots and gorgeous scenes, his movies also have a feature of gags and funny dialogues.

This quintessentially American character is taken to the extreme in Michael Bay's hands, making the film full of many elements of entertainment. But these entertainment ingredients and those gorgeous action scenes are also the culprits of the lack of plot tension, and entertainment factors occupy too many positions, just like the 2012 Spring Festival Gala stage, gorgeous, grandiose, in addition to the content, everything is available.

And in the mission world created by the bloody city, the empty plot means that the film's plastic space is high, so there are more variables, more places that are difficult to master, and the hot scene means greater risk, as for the lines, the only meaning of its existence in this world is to facilitate water injection.

Black Lightning followed the green cabriolet around the Porsche boutique and towards the gas station where the part-time used car was sold.

Before the green convertible entered the dealership, a yellow car entered the parking lot silently.

It's Bumblebee, the protector sent by the Autobots to Sam Wiki.

Of course, in this mission, Bumblebee alone is destined to not be able to protect Sam Wiki, otherwise why bother the adventurers.

Zhou Yiyu parked the car in a corner outside the car dealership, got out of the car, and walked towards the car while coldly watching the black fat Uncle Bobby who was talking to Sam's father and son at the gas station to start the plot.

Uncle Bobby is walking towards the parking lot with Sam and his son, and as he goes, with his unparalleled sales enthusiasm, he shouts jokes that Chinese cannot understand:

"Listen to me, Sam, your free life awaits you on wheels. ”

"People don't pick cars, and cars pick people. ”

"There's a mysterious connection between people and cars, kid, you can say I can do anything, but I'm not a liar! Especially in front of my mother, you see she's there, that's my mother. ”

Uncle Bobby pointed at the old lady in the distance and shouted, "Hey, Mom!"

The old lady replied with an incomparably sharp middle finger.

Bobby yelled, "Oh, don't do that, I'll break your head, old witch." ”

Looking back at Sam, "Sam, she's deaf, you know? ”

Sam was clearly overwhelmed by the fat black man.

Uncle Bobby had already put Sam in his arms and entered the parking lot: "Look, here are all the cars that men need. ”

Sam took a fancy to Bumblebee at a glance: "This car is good, the body has racing lines. ”

Bobby replied, "Yes, the body has ...... Hell, what's going on? I've never seen this car at all. Manny, come and see the car. ”

A young man at a gas station in the distance showed his head: "I don't know what's going on, I haven't seen this car at all!"

Uncle Bobby shouted angrily, "Don't pretend to be a ghost for me!"

Little Sam had already gotten into the car to check, his fingertips running over the steering wheel, and the symbol representing the Autobot mark flashed before Sam's eyes, and Sam said to himself, "It feels good." ”

As if to see that Sam was quite interested in the car, Sam's father asked, "How much?"

"Five thousand dollars. ”

"If it's more than $4,000, don't buy it. Sam's father shook his head.

Next, there is one of the more brilliant and interesting scenes in the movie.

When Uncle Bobby tries to recommend other cars for Sam and his son, Bumblebee first hits a nearby car with the door and then shatters all the car glass in the parking lot with a woofer.

Bobby watched the scene dumbfounded, and just as he was about to shout the classic phrase "four thousand dollars", a turning point finally appeared.

"Five thousand dollars, I want it. ”

Zhou Yiyu strode over.

The yellow car jolted visibly, just like the convulsions of a human when they were taken aback.

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took out five thousand dollars from his pocket and handed it to Bobby: "I want this car." ”

"No, you can't do that, we bought this car first!" exclaimed Sam.

"Actually, you didn't buy it. Uncle Bobby neatly collected the money: "This car belongs to you." ”

Zhou Yiyu walked towards the yellow car.

Just as he walked to the car door, the car door suddenly opened and slammed into Zhou Yiyu. Zhou Yiyu stretched out his right palm and grabbed the car door.

Bobby yelled, "Oh, there's something wrong with this car, but it's okay, you can fix it and ...... it"

Zhou Yiyu said lightly: "It looks more intense, but it doesn't matter, I just like wild cars, that's enough to taste, isn't it?"

Uncle Bobby laughed, "That's right. ”

Zhou Yiyu sat down in the car, and just as he was about to sit down, the seat suddenly rose upward, and the force was so great that it could almost throw people out of the car.

Zhou Yiyu propped the car door with his left hand and pressed the car seat with his right hand: "Be honest, man, you don't want to make a big fuss in this city, right?" ”

The seat of the car failed to turn over under the control of Zhou Yiyu's powerful big hand, and Zhou Yiyu sat on it.

At the same time as he sat down, the gear lever in the car smashed towards Zhou Yiyu, but Zhou Yiyu grabbed it like lightning, and stepped on the accelerator by the way, but it failed to start, but a spring popped out of nowhere, shooting directly at Zhou Yiyu, but Zhou Yiyu flashed his head.

Sam's father looked at this scene in amazement, and said to Sam, who was still reluctant: "Son, it's a good thing you didn't buy this car!"

Zhou Yiyu laughed: "I bought you for 5,000 US dollars, and you have to drive it honestly for me!"

With a hard slap on the steering wheel, the metal control started, and the yellow car suddenly spun around on the ground, and flew towards the outside of the parking lot in a backward form, and disappeared in an instant.

"Oh, he's on!" exclaimed Sam.

Sam's father cried out, "Hell, why don't I see the wheels move? Why don't I see the wheels move?"

"Oh...... Probably...... Drift?" Uncle Bobby was stupid too.

"Have you ever seen someone drift without starting or running?"

The engine didn't start? So how did he get started?

The two of them shivered at the same time.

As for Sam, he was still immersed in the moment when the car drove away, and for some reason he had a feeling as if the car was still looking at him before it was driven away, and a pair of headlights were full of reluctance like human eyes......

This made Sam shudder.

However, his attention was soon drawn to a black sedan driving into the parking lot.

A young man in a trench coat got out of the car and said loudly, "Hey, is this a used car market?" I guess you're here to buy a car, and I have a car for sale. The young man pointed to the black luxury sedan next to him with his thumb: "It's only 4,000 dollars." ”

"Four thousand dollars?" exclaimed Sam, "this is a luxury car, it looks like brand new! it's worth at least four hundred thousand dollars!"

"That's right. The young man in the trench coat replied, "I'm going to sell it and buy an iPhone." ”

"Are you crazy about selling cars and buying apples?" all three screamed at the same time.

"What's this. The young man shrugged: "There are also those who sell their kidneys to buy apples, just say if you want to." ”

"It's coming!" the father and son looked at each other and shouted at the same time.