"Boss, whether this car can be sold for 200 yuan. Feng Chenyu pointed to a mountain bike and yelled.

The price on the bicycle was 1,500 yuan, but Feng Chenyu auctioned two copies of Grandpa Mao shouting in front of the shopkeeper.

"Sir, I think you should have forgotten to take your medicine, you should go back and take your medicine quickly. ”

The shopkeeper was a polite and glasses young man, and when he heard Feng Chenyu bargaining like this, he was not angry, and directly stretched out his right hand and made a gesture of inviting guests.

Feng Chenyu was helpless, so he had to compare the middle finger with this guy and left.

............

"Boss, this car can't be sold for 200 yuan. Feng Chenyu's other store pointed to the identical Giant mountain bike at the door and yelled.

This time, the owner of the bicycle is a female shopkeeper.

When he heard Feng Chenyu's shouting, he calmly picked up his mobile phone, checked things, and then said: "Sir, you go out and turn left and keep walking forward, just go to the nearest psychiatric hospital, have a smooth journey, don't send it." ”

Feng Chenyu: "......"

In the end, Feng Chenyu was still kicked out, he wore a suit on his shoulders, and walked on the side of the road dejectedly.

He ran all the way, and he couldn't find a bicycle that could be bought for 200 yuan.

He was speechless, people either said that you were sick, or that you forgot to take medicine, it seemed that it was impossible for him to buy a mountain bike for two hundred yuan.

After a few moments, he returned to the first boss car shop.

The boss looked at him with a frustrated look and said, "Didn't you buy it?" ”

This boss is the one who bet him, at that time, Feng Chenyu wanted to buy a mountain bike for two hundred yuan, but he was refused, and he was angry and released cruel words, and the boss also released that as long as you buy a bicycle exactly like me for two hundred yuan, I will give it to you.

Originally, he didn't believe that he couldn't buy it, but after turning around, he found that he was thinking too much.

Looking at the weather, Feng Chenyu estimated that it was more than one o'clock, he really didn't have time to mess around, so he just bought a bicycle that could be ridden and dispersed.

So, he looked at the boss and said, "I didn't buy it, can you find me a bicycle shop for two hundred yuan?"

The boss looked at him with an embarrassed face and said, "I'm all brand-name bicycles, where can I find you two hundred yuan." ”

Feng Chenyu frowned, and said impatiently: "You can just find me one, as long as you can ride it, the classic car itself will also recognize it." ”

When the boss heard this, he scratched his head, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and said, "I remember, I really have one at home, but it's too old, don't you mind." ”

"It's fine, but can you ride?"

"Isn't this nonsense, I don't have anything to ride in my store. ”

"Then you go and push it, I'm still in a hurry. ”

The boss answered and ran inside, while Feng Chenyu had to wait in the store.

Boredom standing in the room waiting, he looked around.

The decoration of the house is still very good, and the bicycles are placed in a pile, which is worthy of selling bicycles.

Suddenly, Feng Chenyu's eyes froze, and he looked at the TV on this one in a daze.

The central one that is being broadcast on the TV at the moment is a national channel.

"Damn, is the Celestial Empire going against the sky?" Feng Chenyu was stunned in front of the TV.

Do you know what he saw?

Square dance, the Celestial Empire, and Jin Kela.

Let's start with the square dance, and the female reporter who broadcast live on the TV began to report.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am in Paris, the capital of the French Empire, and now behind me is the French people dancing square dance, a few years ago the square dance of our Great Celestial Empire swept the whole world, and now the square dance has become the theme of the new century. ”

The female reporter was reporting excitedly in front of the camera, and behind it was indeed a group of foreign uncles and aunts dancing in the square.

Foreign aunts and uncles have occupied Notre Dame Cathedral, and they dance a square dance at the gate of Notre Dame Cathedral, with a small speaker in the middle of the Celestial Divine Comedy "The Most Dazzling National Style".

Uncle and aunt can rely on a stereo and dance from morning to night, which is really amazing.

In recent years, square dancing has swept all over the world like an infectious disease, and at first, it was just some uncles and aunts of the Celestial Empire dancing in foreign countries.

Later, the gringos also joined their team, resulting in the square dance movement swept the world, and the "Phoenix Legend", which created the most dazzling national style, became even more popular, and they created an undefeated square song that even surpassed the listening rate of Fox Cry and Jiangnan, and became the first divine comedy in the world.

The movement of square dancing originated from the Celestial Empire, and now it has opened the doors of all countries in the world, which is comparable to a miracle.

After the live broadcast of the square dance was dialed out, the latest live broadcast of the event was broadcast.

The female reporter came to the boxing championship competition in various parts of the world.

The female reporter excitedly looked at the camera and said: "My country's boxers have entered the finals, and now they are fighting with the boxing champion of the American Kingdom, now let's..."

Before the female reporter finished speaking, there was an uplifting cheer behind her.

"Oh my God, my Celestial Dynasty won, we defeated the American boxing champion who won fifty in a row"

"Oh my God, it's not a dream, it's so exciting. ”

Subsequently, all the Chinese present stood up and shouted deafeningly Long live the Great Heavenly Empire, long live the Great Heavenly Empire.

The female reporter then put the picture out of the ring.

In the ring, a thin, yellow-skinned Celestial Dynasty man stepped on a huge, muscular foreigner cheering.

The female reporter stepped forward and handed the microphone to the winning champion, wanting him to say something, the yellow-skinned man picked up the microphone, looked at the camera, and said excitedly: "You foreigners listen to us, we are no longer the sick man of East Asia, because Lao Tzu knocked your boxing champion down." ”