How long have I been here?

Hou Xiye squatted on a peach tree, looking in the direction of Taniguchi with melancholy eyes, and tried to think about the answer to this question.

It doesn't seem to be long? It seems like a long time?

I can't remember it at all......

It's so strange, why is that golden retriever stupid who hasn't come to play with me for a long time?

The golden retriever was stupid, but he should have known how long I had been in this valley, remembering the first time I saw it...... Hmm, what happened when I first saw it?

Hou Xiye scratched its back, and it felt as if there was some kind of parasite, hiding under its fur and sucking blood.

Hou Xiye has a shiny light black fur and a proud figure that matches the aesthetics of most monkeys - a hairy face, a full round breast, a sturdy bucket waist, a fat big butt, and a long, flexible tail.

Yes, Hou Shioba is a female water monkey, or more specifically, a beautiful female water monster monkey......

I can't catch it!

If you rely on yourself, you can't catch it behind your back!

The itchy feeling made Hou Xiye very uncomfortable, and it was so uncomfortable that it forgot what it was thinking about.

So Hou Xiye reached out and picked a big peach, broke the peach in half, and took out the peach pit, and threw away the sweet peach without hesitation.

Puff, puff –

The discarded peaches fell into the wine lake one after another and made a popping sound, so that the amber wine lake rippled, and then there was a burst of sweet wine mist that smoked people wanted to get drunk. It fluttered around.

Hou Xiye took a deep breath of the wine mist, and it felt that its original irritable mood had calmed down a lot, so it carefully picked up the peach pit that had just been dug up, and began to mumble words in its mouth.

Soon, Hou Xiye finished reciting the incantation, only to hear the sound of the peach pit in the palm of his hand, like a lit firework, releasing a burst of milky white smoke.

But the smoke was like a living thing, and after it spread to a certain size, it stopped spreading, and then gave birth to a head and limbs......

The smoke finally cleared. One is the same as the golden retriever gorilla Sun Tian, and the same as the golden retriever gorilla. Appeared in front of the waiter, it stood sluggishly.

"Stupid! as stupid as that guy, why don't you hurry up and get behind my back and tickle me!"

Hou Xiye grumbled. He began to scratch his back again.

And under the order of waiting for Shijiba. Sun Tianyang, who was transformed by the peach pit, finally took action. It went around the back of the Greeter and crouched down, and then tickled the Greeter with a dull movement.

Under the vigorous scratching of "pseudo-Sun Tianyang", Hou Xiye finally felt comfortable. It comfortably narrowed its eyes, which were too slender for ordinary monkeys.

When he finally felt that his back was not too itchy, Hou Xiye reached out and pulled a peach branch, and then pulled the peach leaves one by one-

"It's coming today...... It won't come today...... It's coming today...... Won't come...... Will come ......"

Every time he pulled off a peach leaf, Hou Xiye would whisper.

Soon, the leaves on the peach branches, only the last one was left, and if the tide leaves were to pull it again, the words that matched it could only be "will not come".

This result didn't seem to be acceptable to Hou Xiye, so after reaching out and withdrawing his hand three times in a row, it finally chose to let go of the hand holding the peach branch.

"Oops, I accidentally fell into the water, so let's do it all over again!"

After being surprised, Hou Xiye happily folded the peach branch again, and repeated the whispered chant just now: "It will come today...... It's not coming back today...... He's coming today...... Won't come ......."

Maybe it's bad luck that accumulates, or maybe it's something else, when the leaves of this peach branch were also pulled by Hou Xiye to the last piece, Hou Xiye stopped his movements again with a dark face.

"Damn! Damn, shit!"

Hou Xiye dropped the peach branch with the last leaf left, and cursed fiercely, destroying the peach tree branches around his body.

"Damn! I've had enough, why should I be stupid here?

Hou Xiye, who vented some of the fire in his heart, suddenly made this decision after finally calming down a little.

Of course, in fact, this decision is not too abrupt for Hou Xiye, but it is a natural thing.

After all, the golden-haired fool in Hou Xiye's mouth, that is, Sun Tianyang, who was fooled by Zhao Yan into signing a quasi-worship contract, has not been to Pantaoao for half a month.

A beautiful and gentle water monster monkey likes a tall and mighty golden retriever monkey, what's the problem?

There must be no problems!

Oh, the only problem is...... That guy is an idiot who doesn't know what romance and love are!

Even if it's a piece of wood, you should have understood my love a long time ago, why didn't that golden retriever fool still understand?

So if I go to the Rift Valley now, will the golden retriever fool still not be enlightened, and then he won't understand my love, and let me be laughed at by his stupid macaques?

The thought of being ridiculed by those stupid macaques who had not yet opened their minds, Hou Xiye, who had already mustered up all his courage and planned to go to the rift valley to find Sun Tianyang, was immediately deflated.

The peach branch broke off again, but just as it was about to start pulling the leaves for the third time, its slightly narrow eyes, the smart eyes suddenly became dull without warning.

Poof-

The "pseudo-Sun Tianyang", which had been waiting for the back of the tide leaf and scratching its back, turned into smoke in the pop, and a peach pit fell from the smoke, and finally fell into the lake where the ripples had subsided in the ding dong sound of hitting the trunk of the tree.

After standing there for at least two or three minutes, the glazed-eyed Hou Xiye's body shook violently, and then it began to gasp violently.

"Damn! again! Damn, I didn't do anything wrong. I'm going to be tortured like this for what!"

By grasping the trunk of the tree beside him, he managed to maintain the balance of his body and did not fall, and cursed loudly.

After a long while, Hou Xiye finally returned to normal, but after looking around blankly, it regained its smart eyes and showed doubts.

"Strange, shouldn't I be looking for the Bacchus Golden Bottle underwater?"

Suspicious, he muttered to himself.

I don't know if it's because the tide leaves don't realize it. Or does it simply not want to be aware of it. It's clearly — a lost memory.

Hou Shioba didn't get confused for long, as it quickly noticed a noise coming from Taniguchi's direction, as well as the sound of conversation.

Pushing aside the peach tree branches that blocked part of the view, Hou Xiye was pleasantly surprised to see a familiar figure.

"Hey. Golden Retriever Fool!"

Originally in the confusion of the tide leaves。 Instantly elated. It happily jumped more than ten meters and jumped onto another fruitful peach tree.

The tide leaves are extremely dexterous, and they can move through the lush peach trees with staggered branches. However, in just a few breaths, it has jumped from the eighteen peach trees that enveloped the entire Jiuhu Lake to the peach trees that only bloom but do not bear fruit on the periphery.

"Golden retriever stupid, you finally came to me again, I thought that the fat beating last time would make you recuperate for at least a month before you can get up alive again, you are really strong beyond my expectations. ”

Hou Xiye stood lightly and skillfully on the treetops, squeezing his eyebrows at Sun Tianyang, the golden haired gorilla who led the way under the tree, as for Zhao Yan and Song Twelvezhang, who followed Sun Tianyang, it was as if they were two clouds of transparent air.

"Demon monkey, don't think that this time, you will be able to succeed as before, and defeat this king by relying on this king's water as before!"

Sun Tianyang, the golden-haired gorilla who was brave enough to avoid water droplets, reprimanded Hou Xiye for his serious provocation.

"Yes, yes, very imposing, this is what a man should look like, much better than those idiots who break their backbones after being beaten. ”

Hou Xiye, who had enough psychological advantages, stared at Sun Tianyang with a blurred look, looking like Wang Ba had the right look at the mung bean.

This scene was naturally seen clearly by Zhao Yan, who was standing behind Sun Tianyang.

Therefore, Zhao Yan didn't need to think about it, and came to the conclusion that the plump female monkey in front of him had affection for the golden gorilla Sun Tianyang.

It's funny......

It turns out that youkai also talk about love!

Zhao Yan watched it with relish, and he felt that it was more interesting than all the domestic fantasy films he had seen before he crossed over.

The only problem is that the head of the golden gorilla Sun Tianyang doesn't seem to be very bright.

This guy has all the fruits and muscles in his head, so he doesn't know what it means to be romantic?

Also, the plump female monkey that ran out of the way is too mid-2, right? It thinks that it is a little boy in junior high school or elementary school, so can it use the way of bullying little girls to express its admiration for little girls?

When Sun Tianyang, the golden retriever gorilla who didn't speculate for more than half a sentence, finally couldn't help the anger in his heart, opened the wrong way of expression, and started a big fight, Zhao Yan couldn't bear to turn his head and look at Song Twelvezhang, who was quieter than him.

"Twelve, what do you think of this?"

Zhao Yan lowered his voice and asked for his opinion.

"The shortest answer is to ambush them all, then bring them back and slowly train them. ”

Song Twelve Zhang glanced at Zhao Yan and made a suggestion on how to look at the feasibility, and then quickly moved his gaze back to Sun Tianyang and Hou Xiye, who were fighting together.

"Oh, what a trick to steal peaches from the bottom of the leaves...... Hit it, hit him, hit him...... Hey, use a bird's feather left hook and a straight punch...... Idiot, actually gave people time to release witchcraft, and disturbed the stupid people who couldn't do it...... Ouch, this magic is a bit interesting, those peach kernel soldiers are not illusions......"

Song Twelvezhang was more elated than Zhao Yan.

Zhao Yan also turned his head to watch, and the battle situation was even more intense than Song Tshizhang's live broadcast, you circled Sun Tianyang and Hou Xiye, who even used their teeth, sometimes twisted to the point of being entangled and rolling all over the ground, sometimes you knocked me away, and I kicked you down...... It shows the purest "ape war".

Whether it is Sun Tianyang or Hou Xiye, they both have extremely wild and huge strength, and occasionally if they hit the ground, the poor Earth Lord of the Other World will be beaten out of a huge pit.

And the constant misuse of your punch and kick caused the ground to tremble incessantly, as if it was an earthquake.

Zhao Yan and Song Twelve Zhang, the two had to retreat a little farther away in order to continue to sit comfortably on the mountain and watch the tiger fight.

The two great apes who seemed to have hit the real fire invariably used their penance magic in unison.

Sun Tianyang let out a roar of rage, and its body glowed red in the roar, and then its body also increased in a large circle, directly advancing from a gorilla to a King Kong giant ape capable of tearing apart the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Hou Xiye spilled a handful of peach pits, and recited an extremely awkward incantation through rapid recitation, turning these peach pits into dozens of "pseudo-Sun Tianyang".

"Twelve, did you find out?"

Zhao Yan suddenly turned his head again, and said a little cluelessly.

"Found what?"

Song Twelvezhang obviously didn't find anything. (To be continued......)

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