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As soon as I heard the old man resolutely talk about the price, I was curious, and looked at the dog carefully, but I really couldn't see what kind of expensive breed this dog was, and it was dirty and smelly, and I really couldn't see where it was worth so much money......

"You can't afford this dog! You can't afford it!" Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Don't bb,, I said I can't afford it!!I'm taking out a loan today, I have to buy it for him!" Wang Mumu had a stalk in his neck, and he was going to make two mistakes.

"Haha!"

The crowd of onlookers around was stunned for a moment, and then they all laughed, looking at Wang Mumu's statue, they had never heard of it, who took out a loan to buy a dog, and Zhen Nima looked like it.

“... Brother Mu, this thing is a bit impossible...!" The chicken intestine whispered.

"!!Old man, you dog, can you go up the tree?" asked Wang Mumu with red eyes.

"No!" said the old man, still succinctly.

"Can you kill an elephant??" Wang Mumu's mind jumped, and he asked a question that was not related to the wind and horses.

"I haven't tried it, I don't know!" said the old man, a little impatiently.

"Then there has to be a reason why it's so expensive?" asked a strong man in the crowd.

"It can bite three strong men!" said the old man quite calmly.

"Uncle! Let's not brag B is still friends!!This dog can't take a breath, it's easy to suffocate to death, and it's hard to be a strong man??It's hard to do polio!!" Wang Mumu glanced at the sick earth dog and said disdainfully.

"Believe it or not!" the old man said angrily until Wang Mumu looked down on his dog.

Wang Mumu stared at his ignorant eyes, blinked, glanced at the old man and the dog again, and then looked at the chicken intestines, and then said lightly: "Brother chicken!!It's time for you to behave!!Go, this dog!!"

Wang Mumu stabbed the chicken intestines cheaply, and prepared to send the chicken intestines, a dog-killing warrior......

"I'm not going, I don't have a grudge against it, what am I going to do with him!" said the chicken intestine very reasonably, he meant that if the dog had a grudge against him, he wouldn't the dog all at once.

"What's the matter, don't you listen to what the eldest brother says?" Wang Mumu was unhappy because his fans did not respond to his call.

"Mumu, hurry up and leave, don't be ashamed!!" Lord Wei drank a fruity milk tea and kicked Wang Mumu from behind, meaning to let him leave quickly.

Is Wang Mumu a person who can listen to persuasion??Is he a normal person?? Obviously not, it's okay if Lord Wei doesn't persuade him, and as soon as he persuades Wang Mumu, he immediately becomes perverted.

Wang Mumu just wanted to speak, and suddenly felt Dudu move, and then he suddenly remembered, if the chicken intestines don't go, let Dudu go!

"Old man, pinch it!" Wang Mumu squinted his eyes and pointed at the earth dog, his left leg on tiptoe, trembling, not ordinary.

"Don't pinch!!!" said the old man, shaking his head.

", strangle me to accompany you for money!!" Wang Mumu said brightly.

"I'm afraid that your dog will be bitten to death!" the old man glanced at it, his body was snow-white, and he said disdainfully.

“... Really jb kidding, I'm going to this dog to be bitten to death, I won't let you pay for it, right?"

"Grass, don't jb the calf, Hong Xin should scold me when he comes back, hurry up!!" I watched the excitement for a while, but I didn't expect Wang Mumu to be a fool who wanted Dudu to fight with the dog, this dog is Hong Xin's lifeblood, if he knows, he will have to chop me up when he turns around.

"It's okay!Look at his dog, obviously he won't survive this year, Dudu can't lose!!" Wang Mumu insisted.

In fact, I'm also idle and the egg hurts, because I haven't seen a pinch dog, so I want to see, I'm talking about the dog opposite, it's really old-fashioned, and the spirit is not good at all, as if it will burp at any time.

Forgive me for my wickedness......

"Oh well... Let's do it!" I replied with difficulty.

"If you want to lose, give me 2,000 yuan!!" the old man was unwilling to gamble in vain, and said some vegetables.

"Okay!!You're going to win!!I'm going to sleep with chicken intestines!!" Wang Mumu said without hesitation.

"Is it really dripping??Brother Mu!!" The chicken intestines suddenly became excited.

"Get out...!" Wang Mumu was still angry that the chicken intestines didn't fight with the dog and the chicken, so he turned the chicken intestines white.

When Wang Mumu heard that the old man agreed, he was immediately very excited, his ignorant eyes were scorching, Mu Mu farts unleashed the dog's chain, and then patted Dudu's ass and said, "Son, bite him!!bite him!!"

Dudu lay on the ground, looked at Wang Mumu with sleepy eyes, and then stretched out his tongue and ignored Wang Mumu.

"Go!!" Wang Mumu was anxious.

"Wang!!" Dudu bared his teeth and glared at Wang Mumu.

"I didn't let you bite me!!!I let you bite that dog!!Bai spent money to buy you dog food!!" Wang Mumu felt a little embarrassed and scolded.

"Wang!!" Dudu began to wander on the ground, ready to look for an opportunity to bite this cheap man who took advantage of it every day.

"You're a mutiny!!Traitor!" Wang Mumu kicked Dudu.

"Wang....!"

Wang Mumu muttered Dudu for a long time, but Dudu didn't pay attention to him, but he could only say to the anxious old man: "Let your dog do it first!!

“... This dog is old, if you don't tease it, it doesn't like to move!" the old man said lightly.

"You mean, do you want it to be a little angry?" Wang Mumu's ignorant eyes were rolling around, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Yes!" said the old man succinctly.

"**!That's easy to do!!" Wang Mumu let go of the tudu, then rummaged through his body, and then took out a tube of green liquid from his trouser pocket, all of which were written in Japanese characters, and I didn't open them clearly.

Wang Mumu stepped on his small clogs, took a big stride, bared his teeth and ran excitedly in front of the earth dog, and then touched the dog's hair.

The earth dog seemed to be asleep, he didn't open his eyes, and he didn't pay attention to Wang Mumu, Wang Mumu didn't care, he would rather open the lid of the green liquid, and then squeeze out a little bit of toothpaste.

That's when a classic scene emerged!!!

After Wang Mumu finished squeezing, he suddenly took the tube and poked it at the anus of the earth dog, and then squeezed it hard, and half of the green liquid in the tube was instantly squeezed out!!

"**Your mother!!This stupid b is holding mustard oil!!" Lord Wei finally saw what was in Wang Mumu's hand.

"Whew!!!!!!!"

An earth-shattering roar came out of the mouth of the earth dog, and then his eyes opened in an instant, and a pair of cold and somewhat green eyes swept towards the crowd, and then froze on Wang Mumu, who was stunned.