My mood is messy, my worldview is broken, after all, when you find out that a woman you know believed that the other party was a magical girl who represented love and justice when she was a child, but when she grew up, she thought it was just a second disease, and when she was about to get used to it, she was shocked to learn that she was a real horse monkey soju, I believe you will not feel much better than me. Actually, we're already wallowing around with our hair on the ground at the moment - but just as I put my hands on top of my head, I happened to touch a small, fluffy thing, and ......

There is no then.

"Mi (second sound)?" Furball was obviously surprised by my caress without warning, and couldn't help but let out a puzzled cry.

"It's nothing, it's just habitual movements. With the help of the little thing, I pressed the urge to roll on the ground, and I looked at Mengyun next to me with an indifferent expression with tears streaming down my eyes, "What, my dear little sister." Do you mean that our mom is keen to dress up as a magical girl not out of personal hobbies or brainstorms, but because she's a genuine product?"

"To be precise, she's not a real magical girl. The baby sister raised her index finger and corrected seriously, "I only did it out of interest." ”

Seriously, I couldn't help but get even more messy when I heard this: "Bridge bean sack, why do I sound so familiar with this word? Could it be that when my mother was a beautiful girl, she wore a strange mask every day, wearing clothes that were almost shameful, showing off the fat under the short skirt and destroying the villains on behalf of the moon on behalf of the moon, and she defeated all the enemies with a single spell?

Mengyun looked at me with a look of great disdain in his eyes: "What about Dad's methods of attacking Mom back then, do you plan to use it on Emilina? Stupid brother, you are really too superficial, and I don't want to think that with Dad's character, if he used some kind of superb method to get Mom, he would have turned the world upside down and told you unintentionally, but in fact?"

I can only shake my head and say that there is no such thing.

The baby sister sighed deeply with an unexpectedly expression, "I also told me when I was chatting with my mother on the phone after I recently entered the academy and was exposed to magic. The truth is very cruel, and even then do you want to know?"

"Please be sure to tell me!"

"OK, then listen carefully. The reason why the couple decided to date in the first place. It's just that the mother who was dressed as a magical girl on that fateful night happened to be seen by her father, who was passing by with soy sauce when she finished cleaning up the thieves who attempted to burglarize, and saw her true appearance after taking off her mask. ”

To say that we are not embarrassed at the moment and feel that a group of crows are flying overhead with a happy cry, it is definitely a lie, and the whole person is wrong on the spot: "Sack sack sack, what do you say? Did my mother really wear any strange mask back then!?"

“...... Why do you pay attention to that kind of thing?" the sister with black lines on her head shook her head and said, "Didn't I say it, my mother is not a real magical girl, in other words, she can't turn around three times and dance in the same place to sell a cute show and benefits." In order to hide your true identity, you naturally have to wear a mask. ”

"I always feel that it seems to be a little different from the imaginary horse monkey shochu, which is very disappointing. ”

Mengyun immediately pointed at the tip of our nose and glared angrily and shouted: "That's not because you are used to using Emilina as a standard! If only those who are about the same strength as Emilina can be called a magical girl, most of the horse monkey soju in this world except for tyrants and round gods will be unemployed, okay!"

I suddenly laughed: "It's really irrefutable." ”

However, the angry little sister did not intend to let me go, and continued to point to the tip of my nose and said, "Don't change the topic casually. In the past, I always wondered why stupid brother, you are obviously just a battle 5 scum, but why are you so good at playing soy sauce around magical girls who are out of specification, and after listening to my mother's narration of the romantic history of the year, I instantly understood everything - your characteristic is inherited from your father!"

I was almost frustrated, and I hurriedly raised my hand in surrender and said with tears in my eyes: "This is also irrefutable, but little sister, can you stop hurting your poor brother?

After all, even if she married and retired, a woman named Situ Yiyue had made a small contribution to the peace of Yucheng, not to mention that she met her father because of this. There's no reason or need to hide it from your children, right?

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT MENGYUN'S ANSWER IMMEDIATELY BROUGHT US ORZ TO THE GROUND: "OF COURSE YOU KNEW IT WHEN YOU WERE VERY YOUNG, AND BESIDES, MY MOTHER ALSO TOLD YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IT LATER." ”

"Please, please wait a moment. Thinking of a possibility, I almost hit my head on the ground, but I held back when I thought that the furball was still on my head, "My dear little sister, are you saying that my mother dressed up as a magical girl when we were children and did not do it for fun, but for serious......ness?"

"Of course you're trying to train me, after all, we have a good talent for magic. Mengyun said and suddenly shrugged his shoulders in pain. "It's just that I wasn't interested in magic at the time, so I ended up quitting. ”

Hearing this, I immediately wondered: "How so." Magic that seems to grant any wish to a little girl is a very magical and attractive thing, why wouldn't you be interested? Maybe it's because I insisted on dragging you to play all kinds of computer games?"

Fortunately, Mengyun didn't get angry this time, but she didn't say anything, just raised her hand to the ground not far away, and then whispered in her mouth, as if she was holding a spell. Accompanied by the little girl's incantation. Suddenly a black circular light appeared on the ground, which looked like some kind of hole, and out of this hole came a white flower, which should have come out of it upwards to be precise, like a fighter plane on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier.

It was a human skeleton that could be carried directly to the medical university as a teaching tool, wrapped in a few pieces of torn armor. In his hand he held a badly rusted short sword and a round shield. It feels like a baseball bat will fall apart if you hit it casually. However, it was this strange thing that would fall crookedly at any time, but he took a few steps forward and half-knelt in front of himself in a frustrated forward bending state and opened his mandible.

"Harrow. ”

A huge cold sweat immediately ran down the back of my head, and I bet with five lollipops that the hairball above my head must have broken out on its little head.

"Huh (fourth tone) ——!!"

"Mi (Fourth Tone) ——!!"

Seeing this, Mengyun next to him couldn't help but kick me angrily and funny: "Stupid brother, what are you playing with your pet, will you die if you are a little serious?

I was able to calm down, jumped up and sat back in my chair, pointed to the human skeleton specimen in front of me, and said loudly, "But that's in the game." Oh my God, it's not true, because Mao didn't pay serious attention to our precious sister for a while and became a necromancer!?"

"Necromancer Mengyun, well, it feels like a pretty good look. The little girl stroked her chin and squinted her eyes, nodded thoughtfully, "Very good, it's decided!"

"Don't just decide on such a non-scoreful thing, how can you fix it——! "I still couldn't resist a hand knife and smashed a pair of goose-yellow cute cat ears (a racial buff bonus given by the Creator God) on the top of Mengyun's head, which also made the skeleton soldier fall apart on the spot and disappear into countless black points of light, "But wait a minute, why did you deliberately summon this thing?Masaka!?"

The baby sister pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed, "That's right. It's that Masaka. Dear Mother, in front of me, who was still Lori at the time, I made a skeleton soldier and showed it, and asked if we were cute, would you like to learn the magic that could control it, and what kind of answer would you give?"

After a few seconds of silence, I resolutely grimaced and said, "Go back and wash and sleep?"

Mengyun angrily slapped away the hand we pressed on her head: "Get out." ”

"I'm sorry, it's natural to get used to it. I sneered and withdrew my right hand, and then said, "But Mengyun, why did my mother choose to show you necromancy in the first place?"

"It's said that mom isn't a real magical girl, don't you understand?" said the baby sister and suddenly paused. "She's a witch. Don't worry, it's different from those evil witches who are completely swallowed up by negative emotions and are everywhere causing trouble to the world. Mom's consciousness has never been eroded by any dark energy. Of course, I didn't either. Maybe it's because of your special constitution, the dark energy doesn't have any effect on my mother and me, but in you, the stupid brother, it suddenly becomes more exaggerated, and you are simply immune to most magic. ”

In addition, when I was boarding at my house, why did Emilina always show respect to my mother, I finally understood, it turns out that the blonde girl has long found out that her mother is a witch.

With my worldview refreshed, I suddenly felt that nothing mattered, and I casually followed my sister's words, "I see. Mommy is showing you what she does best. So, ask a serious question, how strong is our hidden mother?"

"At least in terms of maintaining a youthful appearance and figure, it is already out of specification. The little girl raised her index finger and put on a serious face, so that even Senior Sister Blue Feather could see that she was talking nonsense, and said loudly, "If it's okay, dress up as a magical girl to tease Dad and roll the sheets with her, and after getting moisturized, convert it into some kind of energy to maintain her youth or something." Well, this can have! It hurts, it's going to fall, it's really going to fall off!"

However, even the cry of tears in my precious sister's eyes couldn't stop me from going crazy, and I desperately grabbed the dumb hair on the top of her head and shouted angrily: "This can't be had! In addition, what's going on with this eager face, don't forget that you are not yet an adult, how can you cultivate! Damn, even if she is our mother, I can't help but say, this kind of education is definitely problematic!"

"That, stupid dude. Actually, I learned it from Emilina's mother......."

In an instant, the five thunders hit the top and the person who was scorched and tender was silent for a long time, and finally retracted with tears streaming down his face: "I'd better go back and wash and sleep." ”

The little sister pouted very unhappily: "It is forbidden to wash and sleep or anything." Returning to the previous topic, my mother is naturally not as strong as Emilina, but it gives me the impression that she is at least no weaker than the teacher who is responsible for teaching me. This answer is satisfactory, at least she is not of a medium level, and whoever dares to trouble her will definitely not be able to eat and walk around. ”

But one problem was solved, and more questions came up, such as where did my mother practice magic from? Is her mother's home, which she rarely goes back to, a legendary magic family? Is my grandfather, who occasionally visits us, some kind of big boss? About this, my mother never mentioned in my memory, maybe because the marriage she chose deviated from the will of the family?

Anyway, since Mom didn't say it, it must be that she didn't want to say it, and it's better to put away her curiosity here.

"Mengyun, do you know that the more I say this, the more curious I am about how my father got her hands on her back then?" I said with a slightly painful expression in my laughter, "Why didn't Mom turn him into a zombie? ”

The baby sister nodded her lips and tilted her head to think about it for a moment, and said decisively, her eyes shining: "Because she is not Sanwu?"

It's still irrefutable, hey!

I opened my mouth to say something, but I was interrupted by the loudspeaker of the hall. It looked like the first plane had arrived during the time I was chatting with Mengyun, and it looked like it was preparing to land.

"Looks like the guests have arrived. I said and reached out and patted Liu Tao who was lying on a nearby chair, "Get up, how long are you going to pretend to be asleep?"

"Ah, because I accidentally heard something very interesting, so I ......" Good Jiyou (self-proclaimed) immediately got up and scratched the back of his head with a smile and said, "Husband, I won't just talk nonsense." ”

Mengyun came to Liu Tao with a dark face: "Ah, this is maybe." I think only the ones who hang up can really keep secrets, and maybe we should make you an undead now-meow. ”

After knocking on the top of my sister's head, I coughed and said, "Don't make trouble, it will become very lively in the future." Keep their eyes open, maybe the people of the Seven-Colored Holy Dragon will be mixed in. (To be continued.) )