Chapter 208: Xiao Qian
"Now?" Qin Lang sweated wildly, glanced at Meiqin, Dugu Meizi and Ximen Pseudo-Niang, and said, "No, to do that kind of thing, two people must be alone." β
Mai Trin's little sister couldn't help but ask......, "What are you talking about?"
Faced with Meiqin's little sister's questioning, Qin Lang was speechless, how should he answer?
"I don't want to wait, I can't help it, I want to start right away. β
Xiao Qian's words made Qin Lang quite troubled, why is this girl so impulsive? I'm not in a hurry as a big man, but you are even more impulsive than me, you are a big girl with yellow flowers, aren't you ashamed at all?
A dispute was turned into invisible by Qin Lang, but Dugu's words once again triggered the fuse: "Meiqin, how about we have two tricks, if you lose, you will disappear in front of my eyes." β
Qin Lang is a little inexplicable, this is the situation of Shenma, is Dugu girl rushing Meiqin away?
"Dugu girl, what do you mean by that?"
"It's not interesting, it's mainly because she's unhappy. β
β......β
Qin Lang opened his mouth but was speechless, what is this called, you and Sister Pao have never met, why do you see her unhappy for no reason?
"Well, give me a reason. β
"Because of my hair, I've always dreamed of having brown hair. Why does she have it and I don't?"
Hearing Dugu's words, Qin Lang rolled his eyes, I thought it was the reason. It turned out to be just for the color of the hair.
"I disagree!"
Qin Lang was very resolute and objected, joking: In this family, I am the master.
"I agree!" Meiqin's little sister sang a contradictory tune with Qin Lang who was extremely faceless, and she actually agreed to fight with Dugu girl.
"Why?" Qin Lang was depressed.
"Because I don't like her too. Mikoto replied unceremoniously - it's really ~ Mikoto, Mikoto, you won't make a joke or something, won't this meaningless fight be over?
"I'm also because of my hair, and I love black hair very much. Seeing her hair so black and bright, it's really infuriating~"
I really don't understand, these two girls' thinking is really weird, just because of the color of their hair. They each look at each other unpleasantly--women. What a strange creature.
Qin Lang was there touching his head and thinking about it, the two girls had already put on a posture, Dugu Girl's body exuded fierceness and sharpness, while Meiqin's body was restless and furious.
These two breaths are like two torrents rushing together. It's going to collide with each other in an instant......
"Smack-"
A loud bang came in with the sound of a window cracking. The floor of the hall immediately collapsed by half a foot. There was a bald old man with a strange smile standing between Dugu and Meiqin, only to hear him laugh and say, "Master, I finally see the master again." Great, great......"
"Thisβthis is the Fire Cloud Evil God!"
Qin Lang reacted immediately, and immediately shouted: "Dugu girl, Meiqin, why don't you fight with this senior first?"
Moreover, he had also promised the Fire Cloud Evil God that he would find a few opponents for him, and this time he could be regarded as fulfilling his promise.
"Hmph, a clown who jumps off the beam, and he also deserves this girl's hands?"
Dugu girl is quite unhappy, originally she was going to fight with Meiqin, but halfway through, she killed Cheng to bite the gold, uh, it's the evil god of Huoyun......
The Fire Cloud Evil God said in a strange voice: "Could it be... Do you think... You, can you fight me?"
"This girl has said that you are not worthy. β
"Oh?" the corners of the Fire Cloud Evil God's mouth cracked slightly, and said, "So that's what it looks like, then, are you ready to be killed by me, or kill me." When he said this, the expression of the Fire Cloud Evil God even revealed a hint of excitement, which made people shudder.
Qin Lang on the side was apprehensive in his heart, not knowing if the Dugu girl was pretending to be shocked, or if she really had the strength to kill the Huoyun Evil God.
Either way, though, it's worth looking forward to!
It is said that both of them are martial arts masters, but one has the atmosphere of the new era, and the other is ancient.
According to the laws in martial arts novels, the more advanced the era, the more powerful the martial arts:
For example, Lu Ding Ji is from the Qing Dynasty, and Xiaobao's Western spear can kill those so-called martial arts masters.
Condor shooting was in the Southern Song Dynasty (late Song Dynasty), and the master of a lamp would be promoted to one of the five uniques with a yang finger.
You must know that in the Northern Song Dynasty (early Song Dynasty) Tianlong Babu, the Yiyang Finger is just an abbreviated version of the Six-Vein Divine Sword.
And in the Eight Divisions of the Heavenly Dragon, that is not a mess of martial arts, Qiao Feng's Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descending Do not know how many times than Guo Jing's ox ? There are also some Northern Shengong and Ling Bo Weibu, I always feel a little nervous. Tianshan Tong's Eight Desolations and Liuhe are the only ones who respect their merits, and they rejuvenate once every thirty-three years, which makes the martial arts masters of this era clothed with a veil of mystery.
Oh, I almost forgot, it's the most mysterious and recognized nameless old monk of Shaolin Temple - sweeping monk. This girl is not martial arts at all, right? directly slapped Murong Fu's father and Qiao Feng's father to death (not really dead), and then rescued him, he has really reached the realm of Buddhahood.
So according to this, the martial arts of the Huoyun Evil God are really trivial, right?
In fact, this is really the case, Dugu Sister first broke through the martial arts routine of the Huoyun Evil God;"It's ridiculous, you seem to be a toad in half a tone, I don't know where your confidence comes from?"
The Huoyun Evil God was shocked: "You can even see my martial arts routines?"
This can't help but surprise him, generally speaking, two martial arts people fighting, if they are of the same level, they can't see through each other at a glance.
But now, before Dugu Meizi and the Huoyun Evil God have yet to fight, they have already broken through the martial arts he knows. How can this not terrify the fire cloud evil god.
"Ahh......h
Ximen Pseudo-Niang quietly blocked Qin Lang's body, which made Qin Lang not affected by this terrifying air current.
Qin Lang's face turned dark, Nima's, why is it like this? Do you say that you will beat it? My home is estimated to be demolished by you. Mai Trin's little sister was also surprised. He had already controlled the electromagnetic force to create an iron sand shield in front of him.
Dugu girl is a person who faces the evil god of fire clouds directly. But she didn't seem to be affected in the slightest, she still stood quietly in place, her loose robe surging with the air waves.
"Quack, quack, quack......"
The neck of the Fire Cloud Evil God swelled up all of a sudden, looking hideous and terrifying. The sound from the abdomen was like thunder. The air vibrates very regularly.
This is exactly the characteristic of him urging the toad gong. In fact, the origin of Toad Gong is not simple: it is that the brothers Ouyang Lie and Ouyang Feng were trapped in the White Camel Valley, and in despair, they obtained the Five Poisons Sutra left by Jiang Taixu, a real person with five poisons. Unexpectedly, a gust of wind blew away five of the parchment pages. Only seven pages. According to the above exercises, the Ouyang Lie brothers finally achieved a stunt. After that, Ouyang Feng killed his brother Ouyang Lie and succeeded him as the lord of White Camel Mountain. Then, Ouyang Feng created the original Toad Gong (how does Dugu girl know, feel the spirit?), and became one of the five masters of martial arts in the world during the Southern Song Dynasty, known as Western Poison.
Therefore, the predecessor of this toad gong is actually a fragment of the Five Poisons Sutra, and then Ouyang Feng borrowed it from ChuangzΓ o. The level of the Five Poisons Sutra is estimated to be comparable to the Nine Yin True Scripture, so even if the Toad Skill is not as good as the Nine Yin True Scripture, it can be regarded as a first-class divine skill.
At this moment, the Fire Cloud Evil God performed this toad skill, fully highlighting his deep internal strength, the ground was slowly collapsing, and the tables and chairs in the room were all squeezed and shattered, this kind of scene all made Qin Lang shocked-is this a martial arts master, it is really terrifying.
Qin Lang didn't dare to imagine that if there was no Ximen puppet mother in front of him, would he be crushed into meat paste?
"Quack, quack, quack......" The sound of the Fire Cloud Evil God's abdomen became louder and louder, and his neck and stomach seemed to swell like a leather ball, and the whole person was completely similar to a toad.
"Hmph, what you got is just a fragment of the Toad Gong, no wonder you are so reluctant to even launch the Gong. Dugu girl continued to hit each other.
It turned out that the face of the Fire Cloud Evil God at this moment was hideous and painful, and it was obviously impossible to perform the Toad Gong to a circle.
Speaking of toad gong, in fact, it is purely static braking, the whole body is full of strength and strength without spitting, as long as the enemy attacks, there will be a fierce and incomparably strong counterattack immediately.
It also means that the Huoyun Evil God is waiting for Dugu Sister to reveal her flaws, and then she will come up with a fatal blow.
But to his disappointment, Dugu girl stood in front of him like that, looking relaxed and harmonious, seemingly full of flaws, but in fact, there was no trace and no hole.
At this moment, an inexplicable sense of panic rose in the heart of the Huoyun Evil God, but it was more crazy: impossible, absolutely impossible, does such a yellow-haired girl have deeper internal strength than me? Absolutely impossible......
roaring in his heart, the Huoyun Evil God didn't want to wait any longer, and he couldn't control himself anymore, the whole person seemed to have all his strength, and he wanted to send the strongest blow in his life like a Dugu girl......
But at this moment, Dugu girl moved, her figure flickered and drifted, and at a short distance, she looked like a ghost, as if teleporting, so ignoring the time limit, she appeared on the top of the head of the Huoyun Evil God, and a jade foot directly stepped the head of the Huoyun Evil God into the mud.
The Huoyun Evil God was instantly restrained, and the violent internal force rushed, impacting towards Dugu Meizi's body, but it sank like a stone into the sea......
In the end, the Huoyun Evil God finally exhausted the internal strength of his body, and the whole person gave up struggling, and Dugu Sister took her feet back.
The Fire Cloud Evil God pulled his head out of the mud, his expression was slightly decadent, and said, "I lost." β
"I tell you a truth: those who create martial arts are always better than those who learn martial arts. Because everyone has their own martial arts, they just don't know how to discover them. β
Dugu girl said indifferently, in Qin Lang's opinion. This little girl really has the strength and realm of a peerless master.
It was at this moment that something miraculous happened......
Gone, just so suddenly.
Yes, in front of everyone's eyes, the Fire Cloud Evil God disappeared so abruptly, and there was no trace of him.
Just when Qin Lang was puzzled, he suddenly appeared in front of a table, he looked at it, and found that an old man dressed like an upstart sitting opposite was an old beggar.
"Dead old man......" Qin Lang was excited, where would he be polite: "You got me here." Tell me too! I don't know if this will scare people to death?"
After the roar is over. Qin Lang then began to look around, and found that he looked like he was in a restaurant, and the facilities and decoration looked relatively high-end. It's just that this is a hall, and it seems to be surrounded by dragons and snakes. Everybody. There are also some thugs and little sisters who are writhing in the middle......
The old beggar in his fuzi coat waved his hand. Looking at Qin Lang with a smile, he said, "I'm here to congratulate you, I didn't expect you to achieve your wish for the Fire Cloud Evil God so quickly." β
Qin Lang was stunned: "What do you mean." Have you fulfilled your wish for the Fire Cloud Evil God?"
The old beggar said, "Yes, the reason why the Fire Cloud Evil God came to this world is because he is dissatisfied with the status quo. Now, he has a new understanding, so he has fulfilled his wish. β
Dissatisfied with the status quo? Qin Lang seemed to understand a little.
The Huoyun Evil God's dedication to martial arts is estimated to be quite strong, so he should be pursuing the pinnacle of martial arts. Before Xiao Ah Xing became a peerless master, he was already invincible in the world, so he was very dissatisfied with the status quo.
But now, after the Huoyun Evil God was defeated by Dugu Girl, and then heard Dugu Girl's words, he must have a new understanding and understood his future martial arts path - innovation,
"Then where did the Fire Cloud Evil God go?" Qin Lang asked.
"He has returned to his own world and will never come to Earth again. The old beggar replied.
β......β
Qin Lang was silent for a long time, and suddenly said, "Could it be that all the people who have crossed over are dissatisfied with the status quo?"
From the Huoyun Evil God, it can be associated with Dugu seeking defeat and Ximen Blowing Snow, and the two are probably dissatisfied with the status quo, right? After all, they have reached the peak in a martial arts world, and they are naturally lonely, and the loneliness is unbearable.
"Neither nor ......"
The old beggar denied it, his old eyes were burning and shining, and he looked at a young woman on the left, staring at the swaying plump ~ breasts and fat buttocks, squinting and praised: "Oh, it's so big, it is estimated to be an E-cup ......"
"Where is the E cover...... Qin Lang subconsciously glanced at it, secretly scolded the old beggar for deceiving people in his heart, and said loudly: "Hey, old man, make it clear to me, don't change the topic." β
"Not all people who have crossed over are not satisfied with the status quo, some are accidents, some are unable to accept reality, and some are ......"
Seeing that the old beggar was chattering as soon as he opened it, Qin Lang said depressedly: "Okay, okay, then what are you looking for me this time?"
"Well, it's nothing, I just want to ask you, what reward do you need?"
The old beggar touched his chin and said, "Every character who has crossed over and is sent back to the original world by you, you will get a reward." β
"Faint ......" Qin Lang was embarrassed: "To put it bluntly, I am equivalent to doing a task, every time I send a person away, I will have experience points and equipment to upgrade my ......"
"Neither nor ......"
"It's not you, hurry up and give me a copy of the exercises to cultivate into a god!" Qin Lang shouted.
The old beggar's expression suddenly became stern, and he looked at Qin Lang with a solemn look in his eyes: "Are you sure? Do you really want to waste such a good opportunity to exchange for a copy of the exercises to become a god?"
"Young man, I think you should think about it, as the guardian of the earth, if you succeed, you will become a god sooner or later. Why waste your energy on cultivating any exercises?"
Qin Lang was stunned for a moment, a little unsure of what the old beggar meant.
"Don't be confused, don't be afraid, follow the truest thoughts in your heart, right?When you understand, you will appear in front of me again......" The old beggar's voice seemed to carry a magical power, causing Qin Lang to fall into deep thought......
Think about it, what am I missing now?
If it is strength, I am just an ordinary human on the earth, and my cultivation talent and comprehension of battle cannot reach the level of Dugu seeking defeat and Ximen blowing snow.
Even if I am given a book of exercises for cultivating gods, it is estimated that I will practice for a hundred years. I can't even beat the Supreme Treasure and Saiyan Goku who became Monkey King, right?
Strength, then, seems to be no longer important to me.
In other words, power has no real meaning to me - because no matter how much I cultivate, I don't seem to be as good as the 'guests' who come to the earth.
But what should I pursue besides power?
......
"Sir!"
"Hello sir!"
......
Several polite voices in a row woke Qin Lang up from his contemplation, and he hurriedly raised his head. I found out that it was a beautiful male waiter. He was smiling at him.
Qin Lang was puzzled: "What are you doing?"
"Sir, please pay. The waitress still smiled.
Subconsciously looked at the other side, Qin Lang's face turned black all of a sudden, and the old beggar had already taken the best step and slipped away.
Shameless old bastard!Qin Lang scolded fiercely in his heart. looked at the waiter with a dry smile: "That." How much do you want?"
"Sir. It's a total of 3,960, and I'll give you a 90% discount and charge you 3,600. β
"What!three thousand six hundred?" Qin Lang asked loudly.
The waiter handed the menu to Qin Lang. Said: "There are golden fish heads, Maojia braised pork, crystal shrimp, brine platter, nourishing duck ......."
"But these are only eight hundred and eight. Qin Lang interrupted his introduction.
"Sir, when your other companion was leaving, he packed these dishes: roasted sea cucumber with green onions, glutinous rice lotus root with honey sauce, braised lion's head, Sichuan-style fragrant and tender saliva chicken, Chaohu whitebait balls, orange juice chrysanthemum fish, ......"
The service quality of the male waiter was very good, and he was not at all displeased by Qin Lang's rudeness, and at the same time handed over a plus menu, which was full of packaged dishes.
Qin Lang was not interested in looking at them one by one, took out a card, and said, "I don't have so much cash on me." β
"I see, sir, please wait a moment. The waiter nodded and took the card......
Qin Lang, who came out of the Happiness Hotel, didn't feel happy at all, didn't that damn old beggar know that I was just a high school student? If I didn't have the money to pay the bill, it is estimated that the waiter's attitude would take a 180-degree turn, and I don't know where a few big brothers with knives would come out of nowhere -- this joke is really not made by people.
What's even more depressing is that Qin Lang still hasn't figured out what he should pursue?
"Lao Tzu doesn't even have a goal, all day long is a war of words with a group of perverts, and wiping his ass......"
Qin Lang couldn't help but sigh: "Is my life already a mess?"
"The road of life ~ beautiful dreams are like long roads, the wind and frost in the road ~ the wind and frost are dry, in the red dust, how many directions are there in the sweet dreams?
"Life is ~ beautiful dreams and hopes, vaguely in dreams ~ rare tears, where to go, to find the direction in my heart?
"The road in the world ~ happy boy, the road is rugged ~ rugged and does not see the sun, in the mud and dust, how many directions is happiness?
The heavenly sound that can be called a swan song rose in Qin Lang's ears, making Qin Lang burst into tears and looked at the chicken on his shoulder.
"Big brother, have you been touched by me? At this moment, this song is your heart, right?"
"When did you show up on my shoulder?"
"I've been on your shoulders since the beginning, and I've never come down!"
"That'...... Why didn't you say anything just now, I was slaughtered by that dead old man. β
"Oh, I spoke out and sang a ten-level song "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau", and the frequency is close to ultrasound......"
By the time Qin Lang returned home, it was already nine o'clock in the evening.
But a large family is still waiting for him, the ground in the middle of the living room has collapsed, and the walls on all sides are also full of cracks, but fortunately, modern reinforced concrete is still relatively hard, according to the physical mechanics explanation, this house will not fall for a while.
In short, it's safe for the time being.
The dust on the ground had already been cleaned up by a few girls, and they closed the door as well, discussing the reason for Qin Lang's sudden disappearance.
When Qin Lang knocked on the door, a few women came to open the door and asked what was going on? Qin Lang naturally smiled mysteriously, revealing his 'hidden strength' at all.
"I'm not an ordinary person, I'm the reincarnation of a demon lord. I think back then, I was majestic and peerless, moving like thunder, quiet like a lonely peak, commanding the world and pointing out the world!"
Qin Lang was not ashamed to speak, and his mouth was like a river: "Do you know the myth of hundreds of millions of years ago? That white hair is like snow for 3,000 zhang, the demon power has broken the world for nine days, and there is no god enemy in the world. Pointing out who is the country. Worship the gods and worship all living beings......
"I am the Great Demon Heavenly King!, I am the first person of the Ancient Martial Saints, in order to explore the secrets of the heavens, I established the other side with the Bright Martial Saints, and used the god sealing incident to promote the ancient martial saints to kill each other, trying to rely on the spiritual power of the dead martial saints to challenge the "sky". But he was killed by the Dugu Defeated Sky couple in the Hundred Saints War......
"But though my body is falling, my soul is immortal. In the Great Destruction. This demon lord used the reincarnation gate to lead the first batch of primeval gods back, and then embarked on the road to heaven and conquered the way of heaven!
"After the return of the second batch of primeval gods. and forcibly broke through the nine heavens and returned, the demon lord once again embarked on the journey of conquering the heavens, raised his palm to destroy the king of Youluo, the gods and demons shattered the nine heavens, killed their relatives and killed themselves in the decisive battle, severely damaged the way of heaven, and finally ...... heroically"
"Hmm, hmm......" Qin Lang's mouth was suddenly covered by Dugu Meizi's little hand, and at the same time, there was a coquettish shout: "I know, you are very powerful, but you have to eat, right? Hurry up and cook for me." β
This is the first time that Qin Lang and Dugu Sister are so close, although Dugu Sister is not short, but after all, she is only fifteen years old, only one meter six, so she has to cover Qin Lang's mouth, and her whole body is pasted......
Qin Lang complained in his heart, does this little girl not know her charm, or is she questioning whether she is a young man with strong blood?
I'm a carnivorous person!" Qin Lang roared in his heart, the intoxicating musk smelling in his nose made him hot, and his hands immediately wrapped around Dugu Meizi's waist.
Qin Lang's five fingers of both hands were slowly pressed into the loose clothes, and at this moment, he deeply realized that the Dugu girl really had that small waist that could only be grasped......
Just when Qin Lang was about to clasp the slender waist of the girl in front of him, one of his arms was grabbed by a pair of small hands, uh, it was pulled away, Qin Lang subconsciously turned his head in annoyance, and found that Meiqin's little sister was glaring at him dissatisfied: "You guy, you are really dishonest~"
"......" Qin Lang suddenly came to his senses, and secretly scolded himself in his heart for being too excited, how could he be so involved in the presence of others?
Just when Qin Lang was reflecting on himself in his heart, he found that his other arm was also grabbed by a pair of small hands, Qin Lang was embarrassed: "Even Ximen Pseudo-Niang protested, but this is a good thing, if he hates me, it will be better." β
But Qin Lang immediately found out that something was wrong, because Ximen Pseudo-Niang was behind Dugu Girl, his hands couldn't be so long, right?
There is a fifth person!
This thought suddenly popped up in Qin Lang's mind, there were only four people in this room, one by himself, and three of Ximen Pseudo-Niang and Dugu Girl, plus Meiqin.
Now, Dugu Sister is in front of her, Ximen Pseudo-Niang is behind Dugu Girl, and Meiqin's little sister is pulling her left arm...... But now, his right arm seems to have been pulled by someone, which means that there is a fifth person. Who the hell is it? Dad and Mom? Cao Jian......
Qin Lang's heart flashed, and he immediately turned his head, only to find that he didn't see anything, nothing in general......
No way, Qin Lang is sure that this is really two little hands, similar to the feeling of Meiqin's little sister, what does this mean......? Ghosts, uh, female ghosts!
Qin Lang's heart suddenly came to this conclusion, goosebumps all over his body, the cool air in his chest was constantly surging, and the muscles in his little feet were spasming unconsciously......
"Childe, are you afraid?"
As if to confirm the conjecture in Qin Lang's heart, a soft voice came, not from the mouths of Meiqin and Dugu sister Ximen Pseudo-Niang, but from Qin Lang's right hand.
"Ahh Qin Lang was depressed: This line should be mine, right? I really came into contact with ghosts.
Also, Dugu girl, take your hand away quickly, don't deprive me of the right to scream~ Damn!
After the three girls shouted, they looked at Qin Lang's left hand side at the same time, all full of interest:
"I didn't expect there to be a ghost in this world, and this is a female ghost~" This is the voice of the lonely girl.
"Yes, I don't know if this female ghost is beautiful?
"It is said that the female ghost's hair is blood red. I don't know if it's true?"
Qin Lang: "......"
Is this the time to sigh? You don't think of me too much, right, uh, you think of me too much as a demon lord?
"It's so thick, Childe, can I suck it?"
That soft voice came again, but in Qin Lang's ears, it was so harsh!
Yang Qi inhales?
This is called the Shenma situation, it's just that you're a female ghost, it's a big deal that I'll suffer a little loss, and I'll have a shot with you. You're cool, I'm cool, everyone's cool, it's over. Why are you sucking my yang energy?
"Since Childe doesn't speak, that's a promise? Childe is really good, people like a man like you the most, with courage and courage. The legendary majesty is peerless. Thunder. Quiet as a lonely peak, a man who commands the world and directs the world. If you don't die, Xiaoqian will repay you with her body~"
β......β
Qin Lang burst into tears, Dugu girl, hurry up and take your hand away from my mouth, I want to reason with this female ghost...... What, Xiaoqian, she said that her name is Xiaoqian, could it be ......
Bastard, damn chick, who told you to sing "A Chinese Ghost Story" just now?
Faced with the danger of being sucked out of yang energy, Qin Lang's potential exploded, and he twisted his head infinitely close to 180 degrees at once, and finally saved his mouth from the clutches of Dugu Girl.
"Xiaoqian, let's not mention such a trivial matter as sucking my yang energy. β
Qin Lang turned his head to look at Xiao Qian, although he couldn't see anything, his expression was full of heroism: "Why don't you make a promise first?" As a girl, love is the greatest!"
"Make a promise first?" Xiao Qian asked in a daze.
"Yes, let's make a promise first, your happiness is the most important thing. I am the legendary majestic and peerless, moving like thunder, quiet like a lonely peak, commanding the world, directing the world, if you are absorbed by yang energy and die, you will never find a second one. β
Qin Lang's eyes were full of sincere emotion, and he said, "If you can't be with the person you like, you won't be happy even if you become the Jade Emperor, right?"
"Oh, yes. Xiao Qian replied, and then asked, "But I'm a female ghost, and I can't be the Jade Emperor." β
β......β
Qin Lang's cheeks twitched, and his expression still contained enthusiasm: "So, have you ever loved?"
"Little girl, I'm here to tell you, what is the first love, right?"
The chick finally appeared at this moment, cleared the throat of the chicken, looked at the sky at seventy-nine degrees with corns, and sang: "Gray sky ~ Your face, after loving and crying, laughing and hurting, there is only goodbye, my tears ~ wet face, the person who lost his first love turned out to be this feeling, always thinking that love is all the heartbeat, and if we lose love, we will ~ die slowly little by little." When I lost you for a second, my heart suddenly grew old, thedayyouwentaway, the noisy street didn't find that my tears were forgotten in the ......
β...... One day maybe I can heal myself, and once again I think about how I should laugh, the first time I love his bad and his good, but like a tattoo on my chest is an eternal mark, follow my breath until my heart stops. β
After listening to the song "The First Time to Love", Qin Lang and Dugu Ximen Meiqin all had great affirmation of the chick's affectionate singing, and they all burst into tears - the chick is really a well-deserved god of songs.
"Oh, is this the first love?"
Xiao Qian muttered in her mouth, and asked again: "But what does first love have to do with being the Jade Emperor?"
β......β
The four people present, including the chicks, were all dizzy, and if they wore glasses, it was estimated that they were glass slag on the ground.
Qin Lang laughed dryly and said, "That, Xiaoqian, let's not mention the Jade Emperor first, okay? In the song just now, did you feel the charm of your first love?"
"Oh, it just sang 'If we lose love, we're going to ~ die little by little', but I'm already dead. β
β......β
Qin Lang's cheeks twitched again, and he glared at the chick fiercely: "Can't you sing another song, don't you know that Xiaoqian is a female ghost? β
"Also, what does it mean by the 'thedayyouwentaway' it just sang?"
"Is that the meaning of 'the day you left' in English?" Qin Lang patiently explained.
"What is English?"
"English is ~ is a kind of writing that is different from Chinese. β
"Why does 'thedayyouwentaway' in English mean 'the day you left' in Chinese?" asked Xiao Qian again. This time, the question seems to be very profound.
Faced with Miss Xiaoqian's shameless questioning, Qin Lang's head hurt a little.
"Well, Xiaoqian, let's not mention English and Chinese, okay? We're talking about first love now, right?"
Xiao Qian suddenly realized: "Oh, I understand, first love is something that will make people die slowly." But I'm dead......"
β......β
Qin Lang couldn't even laugh, he glared at the chick fiercely again.
In the end, Qin Lang finally decided to use his true kung fu, and after he cleaned up his mood. said to Xiao Qian: "It was all a joke just now." Now, I'm going to tell you what your first love is. β
Qin Lang took a deep breath, his expression became more solemn than ever, and his eyes were full of memories and sadness: "The most unforgettable and unforgettable thing in a person's life is his first love. The feeling of first love is like seeing flowers in a fog. The moon looks like a moon in the water. Hazy but relaxing. It's intoxicating~
"The first love is unforgettable. Unforgettable first love, because it is full of enthusiasm in that youth, and hides innocence in that carefree. Innocence is evident in that love. Unforgettable first love, because the former mountain alliance and sea vows are still lingering in my ears, because the sound and smile of the past are still in front of me, because the heart of the past has not been dispersed so far~"
......
"I want my first love!"
Xiao Qian was silent for a long time before announcing loudly.
"It's a success!" Qin Lang was overjoyed in his heart, and sincerely thanked him for a novel he had read, with his literary talent, how could he say such a standard of words?
"Hurry up and give me my first love. Xiao Qian stretched out her hand directly.
"......" Qin Lang sweated wildly, it seems that this girl still doesn't understand, what have you been doing for decades, why don't you understand anything?
There was no way, Qin Lang could only patiently explain again: "First love is such a thing, it's not just about giving it, first of all, the first step is to make a personal promise, and then you can move on to the next step." β
"Oh, the first step is to make a personal promise, so, what is the second step?" Xiao Qian chased after him.
Qin Lang's eyes rolled and said, "The second step is, yes...... Promise with your heart. β
"What is a promise with a body, and what is the difference between a promise with a heart?"
"Don't you understand what it means to make a promise by body?" Qin Lang asked depressedly, and said, "You still mentioned this word." β
Xiaoqian was very innocent: "I don't know, I just often hear what people say...... There is no retribution, only a promise with one', that's why I ......"
"I understand, but I can't say this for a while, I'll tell you slowly when I'm free. Qin Lang hurriedly did a Tai Chi and looked at Xiao Qian: "By the way, I still can't see you, can you show up?"
"Oh, yes, but you have to absorb a little yang energy~" Xiao Qian replied.
Qin Lang's face turned blue all of a sudden, Nima, after talking for a long time, you still have to suck my yang energy, how many sins have I done in my previous life?
"I've said it, if you want to suck it, just suck it, this kind of trivial matter ......" Qin Lang didn't care.
However, he couldn't help but add: "You said it was a little, don't suck too much, otherwise if I die, you won't be able to experience your first love." "Nima, why did you feel so uncomfortable when you said this?
In Qin Lang's depressed mood, Xiao Qian's voice was slightly twisted: "Because people's strength is too weak, if you want to absorb yang energy, you must do that kind of thing......"
Qin Lang was stunned, he remembered that in A Chinese Ghost Story, those female ghosts seemed to be tempting men and cultivating with men to absorb essence.
Could it be that if Xiaoqian wants to absorb yang energy, she must be OOXX with me?
Thinking like this in his heart, and seeing Xiao Qian's 'shy' tone again, Qin Lang thought that it must be like this.
"Xiaoqian, is it the first time you have done that kind of thing?"
"Oh, it's the first time I've done ......"
Qin Lang breathed a sigh of relief, and it seemed that he didn't suffer a loss: "It's also my first time, and I may be very impulsive, so please be mentally prepared." Also, I repeat this: don't smoke too much, or I'll die. "The fate of the exhausted people is not what Qin Lang wants to see.
"Okay, I'm not going to suck too much, can I start now?" (To be continued......)