Chapter 243: Hard King Eight Shells, Hot Oil Fried Dirty Turtle
"I'll go to your uncle, will you become a sperm?"
"You are the emperor, and this young master is your uncle!"
The little white turtle spoke amazingly, opened his mouth and closed his mouth The true martial emperor himself, Shaofeng was stunned for a moment, holding the Heavenly Star Sword, he cautiously approached the little white turtle, and when he was only one step away from it, he slashed towards the little white turtle.
It's not that he hasn't seen the emperor, but he doesn't believe in such an obscene little white turtle.
His own ancestor is Emperor Ling Tianwu, that is called a majestic and majestic, how can there be such an emperor?
", ruthless!"
The little white turtle didn't expect Shaofeng to really kill it, so he shrank his head in fright, and turned into a barrier with the emperor-level Xuan power, shrouding the turtle shell, and then his limbs quickly shrank into the turtle shell.
"Boom!"
However, at the emperor level, Shaofeng slashed through the barrier of Xuanli with a sword, like cutting melons and vegetables, and slashed directly on the smooth turtle shell.
Unexpectedly, the turtle shell was extremely hard, and his sudden sword did not even leave a trace.
Moreover, it shook his hand to the point that it was slightly numb.
Although the Heavenly Star Sword was refined by a meteorite outside the sky, however, the strength he used before, Shaofeng himself knew very well, it was a boulder that could be split, and if he happened to encounter such a hard object, he was really afraid that the Heavenly Star Sword would be cut out.
Therefore, Shaofeng's pale blue eyes were full of surprise, and he anxiously looked at the Heavenly Star Sword in his hand, which was intact, and relaxed slightly.
Then, Shaofeng carried the sword, lowered his head and surrounded the little white turtle, thinking while spinning.
"What a hard turtle shell!"
"Looking at it, it's just an emperor's three-grade cultivation, but why can't I use the power of a half-step saint?"
"Could it be that it is really the Emperor?"
"Little doll, but I didn't expect you to be a scumbag in the middle stage of the emperor, you can actually hit such a sword, it's a bit extraordinary!
Similarly, Shaofeng's sword was also unexpected by the little white turtle, seeing that Shaofeng even had people and weapons intact, and some of them were tasteless, he stretched out his white head again and carried it upright, intimidating Shaofeng.
"Without further ado, this emperor once again, solemnly tell you that this emperor is the Emperor Zhenwu, little scumbag, you still don't kneel down?"
"Little scumbag, do you want to die?"
Shaofeng had never heard of a tortoise emperor on the Tianxuan Continent, and it was really an existence like the Great Emperor, under one palm, Shaofeng would definitely die without a whole corpse, how could he talk to him for a long time?
It was concluded that the little white turtle was bluffing.
"Hehe, little green turtle, you're right!"
Then, as soon as he finished speaking with the little white turtle, he was still arrogant, and when he looked at him, Shaofeng slashed at the slender white head of the little white turtle with a faster and more fierce sword.
", ruthless, your ancestors are on board!"
The little white turtle looked directly at Shaofeng, and when he saw that it was another sword, he was so frightened that he scolded and retracted his head, never daring to come out again.
"The eighth king of the dead who is so green that it shines, if you have a kind, you will shrink by 10,000 years!"
Disappointed, Shaofeng was a little annoyed, scolded, sat on the ground, and studied the weakness of the little white turtle.
At this time, the little white turtle knew that Shaofeng couldn't cut the turtle shell, so he simply didn't need to protect it with Xuan Li, so he shouted vigorously in the turtle shell.
"Little scumbag, I can't imagine that you are not very old, but your attack is so dark, what if the emperor shrinks by 10,000 years?"
"But can you little scum live that long?hahahaha!"
"The turtle shell is up to you, you come to beat me, you come to beat me!"
"If you have the ability, beat me, otherwise you will be the little grandson of Bendi!"
"Hahahaha......"
"Master Daoist, do you have any tricks?"
Shaofeng couldn't bear it, he clenched the Tianxing Sword, and wanted to jump up and chop the little white turtle to pieces, but he really couldn't do anything about the turtle shell, so he had to ask the wooden Taoist who was more shameless than himself.
After he left the Yun family, he was bullied for the first time, and he was bullied by a little white turtle covered in green.
Shaofeng didn't think about anything at this time, just get it.
And Mu Daoren is really an old Jianghu, and there are indeed a lot of tricks under his hands, so he immediately gave Shaofeng a move.
Burn the fire, set up the pot, put the oil fried!
When Shaofeng heard this, he suddenly became sad, smiled, and stood up.
He was afraid that the little white turtle would run into the sewage pool again, and it would be difficult to catch it, so he used the tip of his sword to play with the body of the little white turtle and went to the exit of the black hole, preparing to take out oil, salt, sauce and vinegar there, pipe bowls and pans, burn the fire, fry the turtle, and then stew the soup.
The little white turtle found that his body was constantly calling, as if it was rolling on dirt and gravel, so he poked his head slightly to see what was going on.
And Shaofeng's eyes and hands are fast, as soon as he stretched out his head, he cut it off with a sword, so shocked that the little white turtle didn't dare to show his head, and felt that Shaofeng seemed to have thought of a way to fix it to death.
The little white turtle had no choice but to be inside the turtle shell and asked urgently.
"Hey, little scumbag, what do you want to do to Bendi?"
"Don't force Bendi to get angry, when Bendi gets angry, he will slap you to death with one palm!"
"Hey, hey, you can shoot me to death, Young Master Ben is so scared!"
"Let's shoot the dead young master!"
"If you can't die, this young master is your ancestor!"
"No, how can I have such a turtle grandson?"
"Little green turtle, listen, this young master just wants you to stew, if you have the ability, you can use it!"
"If you don't have the ability, don't beep Lai!"
Shaofeng is now refreshed, as soon as the little white turtle shows its head, he will cut it, and if he doesn't show his head, he will continue to play with the turtle shell, and he will keep mocking in his mouth.
When the little white turtle heard Shaofeng's words, he panicked.
It's not afraid of fighting, it's afraid of fire and water!
If Shaofeng really stewed it, the little white turtle would not be dead, and he wouldn't even have a leg.
So, the little white turtle was silent for a while, and his attitude changed.
"Graceful son, don't be angry, it's all a joke!"
"It is said that there is a meeting in the mountains and rivers, life is too hurried, and the emperor suddenly has a feeling of acquaintance and hatred for the son...... The more you talk about it, the more you lose your temper, God-given fate, let's meet here, let's worship!"
"Bendi is the eldest brother, you are the younger brother!"
Shaofeng smiled at this, ignored it, and continued to play with the turtle shell, and increased the force, making the turtle shell roll faster.
The little white turtle was almost stunned inside, and its mouth was even more flattering.
"Hey, don't mess around, Brother Gongzi, Gongzi, Gongzi ancestor, listen to Bendi, listen to me!"
"Do you lack women? If you don't have a baby, how many will Bendi introduce to you?"
"It is guaranteed that the warbler is fat and thin, each with its own flavor, Gongzi, listen to me, there is an empress in the Shangguan family, with the figure of a witch and the face of a goddess, let's grab it, can we be a bed warmer for you?"
"Don't think she's old, mortals say that a female junior, hug the gold bricks! The empress doesn't know how many tens of thousands of years she has, what a blessing it is!"
"I heard that she is not married yet, she should be an old virgin!
"Hey, don't get out, Lord, if you don't like it, you still think that the empress is old, I can take you to the overseas ocean bordering Nanhuangzhou, there is a Star Island, and there are groups of wild elf girls on it, which are full of riot and enchanting ......."
"Fuck, your ancestors have said so many words, your uncle, don't get out, I'm going to vomit!"
"You know a lot!"
"But, Son, I'm even hotter, I must stew you!"
"Before stewing, it will blow you up thoroughly, so that you can reach Bliss as soon as possible!"
Shaofeng pulled the little white turtle to the bottom of the black hole at this moment, and saw that a huge stone fell down with him, and with a force, he picked up the stone and pressed the little white turtle to prevent it from escaping.
The turtle's shell was hard to say, and Shaofeng was not worried about the little white turtle being crushed to death.
Subsequently, he began to find a bunch of combustible objects nearby, and took out the hanging pot and oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and urged a wisp of flame from his fingertips to burn.
Originally, Shaofeng's heart was not full of anger, how could he think that the little white turtle had pulled the Empress Zihua in, how could Shaofeng spare it again?
Shangguan Feixue is Shangguan Xueji's grandmother-in-law, and he and Shangguan Feixue shouted together, isn't that what is it?
Shaofeng blushed when he thought about it, and his stomach was full of anger.
The little white turtle didn't know this, it just wanted to escape from the palm of Shaofeng's "demon" now.
So, after thinking about countermeasures, it spoke again.
"Son, please have a lot of them, let the little turtle go!"
"Look at how pitiful the little turtles are, buried in a black hole and never see the light of day, for thousands of years!"
“......”
"Childe, as long as you are willing to let go of the little turtle turtle, what do you say, what do you say, what does the little turtle turtle listen to!"
"The little turtle turtle is so pitiful, I haven't even touched a female turtle after living for thousands of years, I want a female turtle!"
"Woo woo woo ......"
"Oh, are you serious?"
"What did my son say, what did you listen to?"
Shaofeng was increasing the flames to make the oil heat up as soon as possible, and when he heard that the little white turtle was willing to be a free thug, he suddenly became interested, put down the work in his hand, and turned around and asked.
Indeed, this little white turtle is very obscene and lewd, but it would be a pity to kill it.
Besides, Shaofeng is now short of people, and he urgently needs subordinates who can fight and carry.
The little white turtle is the best candidate!
The turtle shell, Shaofeng guessed that Xiao Chokong personally shot it, and he was afraid that it would not be able to be cut.
The little white turtle was asked by Shaofeng, stopped crying, and was stunned.
After a few moments, it resolutely refused.
"This emperor is the Emperor Zhenwu, what kind of existence! How can he be a thug of a junior little doll?"
"And it's still unpaid work, and you won't get any benefit!"
Shaofeng rolled his eyes and calmly tempted, like coaxing a child.
"Follow this son, there is meat to eat, there is a female turtle, the kind with a supple luster and a hot body!"
"There's meat to eat, there's a female turtle, and she's still in hot shape?"
The little white turtle wanted to say a few more words, but when he heard Shaofeng's seductive words, its round little eyes released a few rays of fine light, and then quickly disappeared, and then responded to Shaofeng in a serious and unfathomable tone.
"The meat is not delicious, forget the female turtle, the emperor is dedicated to the Tao, not the second heart, your wishful thinking is used on the emperor, it is in vain!"
"Orcs will never be slaves, you know?"
"Hehe, orcs will never be slaves, unless they are fed and sheltered, do you know?"
For a while, Shaofeng was so angry and funny by the words of the little white turtle, shook his head, said something, moved the boulder that was pressed on the shell of the little white turtle, picked it up with his hand, prepared to throw it in the pot, and fried it.
"Since you are willing to die with your body, then this son will fulfill you!"
"When the oil is hot, get out of the pan and fry it!"
"Slow, little turtle turtle promise!"
"I just don't know, what the prince said about finding a mother turtle for the little turtle turtle is true?"