For a long time, Zhou Shu lived as a literary and artistic youth. He has a book and a guitar at home, which are the most basic props for young people, and he also plays the harmonica, looking like a young student in a white shirt like in an old movie in the 80s.

Now he is muscular, and at first glance he looks stupid, and he is willing to make himself a carnal rather than a brain. Despite this, he has not been able to give himself an exact position, he is neither a young man nor a home, what should he be?

Master Zhou, who is fluent in the three Chinese, feels that the word prodigal son seems to be somewhat similar to his current living situation, but it is a little too strange and a little ashamed to position himself as a prodigal son.

And most importantly, the prodigal son in the general impression is the one who gets up in the morning and can't think of the name of the red-striped girl lying next to him. I can't think of it when I wake up, and I won't think about it. Gathering and dispersing overnight is the state of life of the prodigal son.

Zhou Shu got up early in the morning, and he really forgot the name of Ada, who was naked next to him. I sniffed the smell of her hair for a while before I remembered the short-sounding word.

Zhou Shu, who was forcibly pushed by Midali to move the tent to live, was very unproductive here and Ida had a double score, and now he was a little more awake in the noise and footsteps of the military camp in the early morning, and the headache that had not been relieved because of the constant troubles appeared violently again.

There is such a thing as a one-night stand, and both the literary youth and the prodigal son often appear in literary works. If the girl who has been caught for a one-night stand is the heroine of the story, then the two male protagonists will be separated from them in two different ways and reunited again.

Wen Qing was probably haunted by it after a reluctant breakup, and then struggled to find it. In the process of searching, I found self-realization.,Finally, I drank some fake wine on a night when I was in a bad mental state.,After waking up, I became mentally ill.,Reunited with the heroine in consciousness.。

As the prodigal son, he lost interest in the separated woman, met by chance, found that she fell into a disaster, and was finally killed in a pit.

Zhou Shu has helped a lot of girls who have fallen into disasters, but fortunately they haven't been killed yet. Unfortunately, he felt that he seemed to have a mental problem and was about to be forced into a nervous breakdown.

He remembered that he had given up the bed to Ida yesterday, but he slept on someone else's girl again after half of his sleep, and he had no self-control at all.

Ida was now clutching one of Zhou Shu's arms with a ruddy face, a little nervous by the footsteps of the mercenaries outside the tent, unable to settle down.

Zhou Shu was lying on the bed, and his buttocks were smacked by something in the quilt. He often feels this way, and the culprit is basically the key with countless iron chains around his neck.

"Is this the key to your house?" Ida asked last night, which made Zhou Shu feel like a primary school student living alone, and he had to make his own noodles for dinner when he came home from school.

This time it was something else that struck him. It's the size of that jujube. A small bead that shakes up after being infused with magic. Zhou Shu remembered that he was at Ada's request last night. I was on her again, no, it was in my body that I played with this obscene thing. Although the use of props symbolizes that men pay attention to the quality of life, this seems to be a bit ahead of the time for Bai Yueguo.

Zhou Shu remembered that he had once visited that kind of store with the sick princess. I regret not taking her to the first world again.

Now he grabbed the bead that had obviously been caught by Ada all night and had just fallen out, and he was worried.

Zhou Shu has been paying attention to the remaining magic power in his body in the Book of Summoning when he injected magic into this guy, right?

The demand for magic for this thing is still quite large, and it consumes a lot of electricity, so people in this world should not be able to afford it.

"Even if the Gray Witch wants to play, it is estimated that the magic will bottom out before feeding herself, and she will definitely not be able to play......"

Zhou Shu was talking to himself while grabbing the wet thing on the bed, when he suddenly heard a voice outside the tent grinning, "What can't I play with?"

It was the voice of the Gray Witch.

Zhou Shu thinks that he has no problem talking to himself. He made up his mind that even if he wanted to speak to himself in the future, he would use his native language, and never use the lingua franca!

The Grey Witch came, just outside the tent. She had just gone around in the sky. was discovered by Midali, who was lazy in the sky after waking up early, so she pointed out the direction to her and let her find Zhou Shu.

She didn't give Zhou Shu time to change clothes, and went directly into the military tent, and the curtain swept up a burst of dust.

"Oh my God, what should I do with Yu Feiniao!"

When the gray witch saw Zhou Shu and the lovely girls beside him, she suddenly felt that she was like a street aunt, and she had to care about everything, otherwise her life would not go on.

Zhou Shu said to the gray witch in English with a regretful face: "You are a Westerner, why are you as conservative as a ......Chinese?"

"No, loyalty to the family is a universal value, how prejudiced are you against the West, besides, I am Russian, and it is not the Western world in the general sense, why can't you be like an ordinary Chinese!"

Ida on the bed was startled by the appearance of the Gray Witch, which seemed to her to be a drama of catching rape in bed. As a village girl, she had never experienced such a thing.

"Zhou Shu!" the gray witch's small body let out a stern tone, "I think you should pay attention, you should remember the identities of Yu Feiniao and His Highness Nalolo. ”

As soon as the gray witch said this, the person who was taught a lesson suddenly felt inferior. The gray witch hadn't finished counting, and she didn't care about the two people in front of her who were naked and covered their bodies with blankets, and kept shaking her head with her hands on her forehead, "Zhou Shu, you are not the kind of person who can maneuver between women very well, and it is not fun to go in the playboy style at all." If you want me to say that you should be honest, this hundred years with this His Royal Highness Nalolo, and a hundred years later, go to Yu Feiniao......"

Zhou Shu opened his round eyes and was shocked by the words of the gray witch, "Blah, blah, blah, blah !! a hundred years!?, do you know about me and Yu Feiniao?!"

The Grey Witch shrugged, "I heard it by chance." ”

"How could you hear that!" Secretary Zhou had to talk about this by himself, and every time he was very private.

The gray witch was questioned, her eyes wandered, and finally she said weakly: "After the incident, I gave you a new magician mobile phone......"

Zhou Shu took out the mobile phone from under the bed and stared at this thing in disbelief, it turned out that there was a listening device inside.

"That's not right!"

He reacted again, he and Yu Feiniao, two Chinese, spoke in Chinese, how could a gray witch understand?!

"No, the magician has props. It's easy to understand a foreign language. The gray witch said, casually conjuring a bead the size of a red date, "The spiritual literal translator is not very effective, the translation strength is average, but it can probably be understood." "She couldn't afford this thing when she was poor, but now she can be regarded as surviving and using advanced magic props.

Zhou Shu saw that the gray witch took out something, it was a little familiar, and he raised his hand to take out the unknown magic props in his hand.

A little bit of contrast. The two things are slightly similar. But the difference is still huge. The thing in the Gray Witch's hand seems to be made of jade. Zhou Shu's one is a little more plastic.

Zhou Shu, the gray witch's listener, felt that it didn't matter, anyway, he didn't have any secrets from this woman. Not to mention monitoring, she has even taken candid shots, so let her go.

"Will you forgive me?" said the Grey Witch showed off her housekeeping skills as a witch. stared at Zhou Shu with a charming attitude and begged him.

"Yes, you can do whatever you want. Master Zhou threw the strange bead that vibrated in his hand to the gray witch, and then asked, "I picked up this thing, I don't know what it is for, you can help me take a look." ”

Ida was on the bed, her chest pressed against Zhou Shu's back. When she saw Zhou Shu throw the thing that made her very comfortable to the woman in front of her, her head immediately wanted to tilt something, and her face immediately turned red. I thought that Zhou Shu also had a physical relationship with this woman who spoke a language that she couldn't understand.

Zhou Shu and the Gray Witch had been speaking English, and the latter grabbed the bead and injected magic to test it, but he also couldn't understand what it was.

"It looks like a magic bomb. The Grey Witch muttered, "I'll take it back for you and take a look, I don't have any testing props with me." ”

Zhou Shu even handed over the Boundary Breaking Ring to her casually before. Now he naturally won't pay much attention to a small bead. What he needs to worry about now is the work he is about to complete.

"I'm here today to help you kill people. The Grey Witch shrugged, "I heard that there are 50,000 people, and I can't do it." ”

"Aren't you a witch who kills people without blinking? ”

The gray witch sighed, "What's wrong with the witch, the witch also believes in God." If we had really killed people without blinking, the wizarding world would have locked us up long ago. ”

Zhou Shu knew that the mythological system in the Gray Witch's belief was God's, but today was the first time I heard that she believed in God. Whether she was a Christian or a Catholic is unknown, and it is possible to worship God and some of Solomon's Seventy-Two Pillars at the same time.

There is no doubt that the Grey Witch came here today to help the sick princess deal with the five enemy armies. The sick princess was willing to help the eagle killer, mainly to weaken the prestige of her adoptive father, the Knight King. As long as this old man does a few more big mistakes, the royal court will force him to abdicate at that time.

In Zhou Shu's view, Bai Yueguo is a joint-stock company, the members of the royal court council are all shareholders, and the Knight King is just the largest shareholder plus the executive president. If the president is too messy, the other shareholders have the right to remove him from decision-making.

Zhou Shu pressed the joints on his fists, and then asked the Gray Witch how she was going to slaughter today.

"This ......," said the Grey Witch, who had not yet thought it through, "and when Midali comes, we'll talk about it." If she can get her people to put on a decisive battle with the enemy, we can fly directly into the sky and bombard the enemy, anyway, gather the enemy in one place first. ”

Zhou Shu nodded, grabbed his clothes and got up from the bed. He didn't mind changing his clothes in front of the Gray Witch at all, anyway, she had seen everything when she secretly photographed herself and Yu Feiniao before, and now she had nothing to hide.

The gray witch stared at Ida on the bed, pinched her waist and asked Zhou Shu angrily: "What are you going to do with the woman on the bed?" I can help you grind her into a filling and make a sausage. ”

"Why don't you get along with her all the time? leave it there, an ordinary little girl, and I'll arrange a good place for her. Zhou Shu's statement seems to treat Ada as a large piece of garbage that is very troublesome to dispose of.

"I am friends with Her Highness Nalolo, and it is my duty to help her supervise you. ”

"Friend?" Zhou Shuxin said that if you want to treat her as a friend, don't use the garbage of your magic world to earn her magic potions. "By the way, you won't talk to her about this too much, will you?"

"Not necessarily, if you throw this woman away, I may not pursue it. ”

Where am I going...... Zhou Shu is also enjoying the bitter fruits of his own work now. "Forget it, this side is done, I'll throw her there, what do you think?"

Mention the word Iir. The Grey Witch held back her anger and didn't scold.

Although the mainstream view in the wizarding world is not to pursue the responsibility of Il, a person from another world, there are also a lot of people who hate him so much that they want to cut him with a thousand knives, such as the Gray Witch.

The death of the Aleusha family and the demise of the Rasputin family, although this account has to be counted on the head of Baiyousha, Il-Il cannot escape the involvement.

Now the Baiyou Society is being arrested by the powers of the magical world, and since it involves members of the living human race, the three forces are dealing with this matter, which can be regarded as joint law enforcement. I believe that it will not be long before these people will be put in prison. As for Il, the culprit. The Grey Witch didn't mind finding a chance to kill him. But it's clearly not time yet.

"Okay. You can do whatever you want. The Gray Witch sighed, "Actually, I understand you, there is no girl around you when you go out." If you don't mind...... "The Grey Witch tugged down at the collar, "I can comfort you in place of Your Highness." ”

The current Zhou Shu pediatrics is not the Zhou Shu who is ignorant of the magic world. He'd heard about other forces while interacting with Asuka, and he had learned that witches were able to manipulate the men they had slept with. Therefore, no matter how attractive the Gray Witch is, it is impossible for Zhou Shu to look at her chest more at this time, and it is not something worth desperately seeing.

He is also used to this kind of harassment now, and he is too lazy to pay attention to it.

"Ada, get dressed and wait here, I'll have breakfast for you later." I'm going to do something now. ”

Ida clutched the blanket to cover her body. nodded shyly and watched Zhou Shu and the strange woman leave.

Zhou Shu washed his face a little at the place where he drew water, his hair was a little itchy, and he wanted to rinse it with cold water, but he thought that he didn't have shampoo. After rinsing, the hair will be sticky, so I don't bother to do it.

"Eh, Grey Witch, do you have any shampoo over there?"

"Yes!" The Gray Witch took out a USB flash drive from her pocket and conjured up a bottle of pink packaged strawberry-scented one, which was her newly purchased space prop.

"Forget it. Zhou Shu couldn't stand the smell of strawberries coming from his head.

Midalie's morning exercise was still going on in the sun, and her amount of exercise this morning had caught up with the amount of ordinary people in two or three days. Zhou Shu stopped this sports-loving guy and asked her to send someone to take care of Ada, and then discuss the massacre with her and the Gray Witch for a while.

The Grey Witch grabbed her USB flash drive and played with it in her hand, and asked Midali, "Do you have the ability to lure all the enemies out for a general attack?"

The enemy has five legions, and it is almost impossible to gather them together in the middle of the first battle. The enemy usually spends a lot of time gathering intelligence and sending small forces to raid and harass, which is not usually the case with Armageddon.

"It's so difficult...... the gray witch was ready to kill all the other party in one go, when she flew here just now, she took a look at the opponent she was going to kill in front of her, those people's barracks were very scattered, and there were more than two percent of the soldiers patrolling the barracks within a radius of about one kilometer at any time. That is, they are now very scattered, and there is probably nothing to annihilate them in one fell swoop, except for the atomic bomb.

Midali also found this question a little difficult, scratched her head, and the gray witch took out her own shampoo and asked her to wash her hair.

Half an hour later, Midali, who felt that her hair smelled strange, returned from cleaning her personal hygiene, and she came up with an idea, but she didn't know if it would work.

Zhou Shu had already called the sick princess to ask her about this problem, but she didn't call back, as if she was busy with other things.

"If there is any way to say it directly, it is best to solve it in one go today. ”

Midalie said that she could split her army into five ways to force a breakthrough of the enemy's blockade, pretending to want to escape, and luring them to chase her. Then the five groups of men and horses gathered in one place to draw the enemy together.

"It's useless, right?" Zhou Shu sighed, "You have 2,000 people all the way, and the other party may not chase 10,000 people." And this kind of pursuit battle, your army will also be damaged, right?" Zhou Shu didn't think this was a good idea.

Midali shrugged and said that there was only one way for her, "I really can't do it, so I can only make a decisive battle and ask them out to fight hard." ”

"Decisive battle sticker?" Zhou Shu muttered the unfamiliar word, "What does that mean?"

"That's what it means literally. Midali spread her hands, "It's to write a letter to the enemy boss, scold them at Xinli, and then ask them to find a place to fight him." ”

"Radical method?" Zhou Shu suddenly thought of the joke of the single knife meeting in traditional opera, and Lu Su wrote the book to stimulate Guan Yu. "Anyway...... Can this thing work?" Zhou Shu didn't think that the generals of this world were so simple. Mr. Kuroki, whom he had dealt with before, was basically a cheeky neighbor brother, so it was strange that this kind of thing could be useful.

Midali only has this one trick, "Try it, you can do it, less verbose." She waved her hand and told the pawn to find the head of the family and discuss with them how to write a letter and curse.

It's not difficult for mercenaries, or that's exactly what they're good at. None of them agreed to Midali's idea of fighting an enemy five times their size.

"Legion Commander, we're sending you to death!"