Burst!!

Feng Chenyu spit out a mouthful of broken phlegm, which was as if he was coughing up his heart, which was extremely uncomfortable.

"Ahem" Feng Chenyu bent over and kept coughing, angry at Gao Zilan's actions.

Gao Zilan rolled her eyes, stepped forward and patted him lightly, shook her head and sighed: "Don't call you godfather, even godfather, you see that you are like an old man, coughing is about to cough and bleed." ”

"You're embarrassed to say that it's all your fault, I'm so angry, buy me a bottle of water, I'll moisten my throat." ”

Gao Zilan nodded, turned around and ran to a nearby commissary, holding a bottle of the legendary "Nongfu Spring" and handing it to Feng Chenyu.

Feng Chenyu didn't even look at it, unscrewed the lid, and just poured it into his mouth, and spit it out.

Feng Chenyu was almost crazy, and pointed at Gao Zilan tremblingly, and said, "You even give me a bottle of water?

What? Copycat, Gao Zilan looked at him innocently, shrugged her shoulders, and said that she didn't know what to do.

Feng Chenyu handed him the water silently, and Gao Zilan immediately laughed when she saw it.

This bottle of water is supposed to be called "Nongfu Spring", but it says "Farmer's Three Fists" on it, no wonder Feng Chen's feather trembles, if he is excusable.

Gao Zilan nodded after seeing it, shrugged her shoulders indifferently, and said, "Even if it's a copycat, water is a taste." ”

What Gao Zilan said is very reasonable, basically the water is the same taste, there is no big difference, even if it is a copycat, it is not much worse.

Feng Chenyu pointed to the bottle and said, "You drink it yourself and see if you're talking to me." ”

"You've drunk it all, I hate you. Gao Zilan looked annoying and said mischievously.

Feng Chenyu nodded, a trace of loneliness flashed in his eyes, and said: "You dislike me, don't say anything, there is no way to deal with it, our friendship has come to an end, let's get together and disperse." With that, he turned around and was about to leave.

When Gao Zilan saw him leaving, she didn't react, pouted and said, "What a good friend, we probably haven't known each other for a few hours, and you take yourself too seriously." ”

Feng Chenyu waved his hand coquettishly and said, "Girl, I'm leaving, everyone will gather and disperse in the future." ”

"Hey!!You're leaving, I'm kidding you. ”

"You say I take myself too seriously, and I dare not leave. ”

"Uncle, no, Shangguan Chenyu, I'm joking you, don't worry, I'll drink it now. Gao Zilan began to pick up the bottle in her hand and pour it into her mouth.

When Feng Chenyu saw this, he came back with a smile, and the moment he saw him drinking water, a look of schadenfreude flashed in his eyes.

Burst!!

As soon as the water reached Gao Zilan's mouth, he squirted the water in his mouth several meters away as if he had eaten a hedgehog.

"What the fuck does this smell like, this smell is like revenge on society, the water is actually salty?" Gao Zilan rarely burst into a foul mouth, gritting her teeth and clenching the farmer's three fists in her hand.

Feng Chenyu smiled, he had tasted this water just now, the taste was really indescribable, there was a fishy smell, just like the smell of soaking in a dead fish for a long time, and the taste was salty, that feeling was really like beating a dead salt seller.

"Hehe, if the deity is not mistaken, this bottle of water should be filled with seawater, and it is the same seawater that has been polluted and dead fish. Feng Chenyu gloated and explained.

After Gao Zilan heard this, she dragged her palm to her face helplessly, took a few steps back tremblingly, and said in her mouth: "I was defeated by the copycats of the Celestial Empire." ”

"No, you yin me, you already know that the water tastes like this, do you dare to let me drink it?" Gao Zilan glared at him angrily.

Feng Chenyu trembled, waved his hand a little weakly, and said, "Don't care, I'm just joking, I want to see how you react." ”

"You fool me, I ignore you. Gao Zilan was angry, twisted her little head aside, and ignored him.

"Don't, I'm joking with you, can you forgive me?" Feng Chenyu scratched his head in embarrassment and bowed to him apologetically.

After speaking, he bowed very sincerely at 90 degrees to express his strong apologies.

"Hey, there's no need for this, as for bowing?" Gao Zilan helped him up and asked.

Feng Chenyu changed his normal state, revealing a rare seriousness, and said, "Of course, it's a man's sin to make a girl angry." ”

"Alright, alright, I forgive you. Gao Zilan showed her little tiger teeth, and a wisp of approval flashed in her eyes, this man really impressed him.

After a while, Gao Zilan and Feng Chenyu began to rent a house side by side.

"Hey, I'm going to ask you a question now, and you're going to answer me truthfully. Gao Zilan, who was walking on the road, frowned and looked at the man next to her.

Feng Chenyu said categorically: "Say it, I will tell you everything I know." ”

"How old are you? ”

"The deity is seventeen years old. ”

"Really? That's too old. ”

"It's nothing, that's the reason for growing a beard, and if you shave it, you'll be young. ”

"Then you shave, I look like you have a beard. ”

"You think too much, it's impossible to drop. ”

On the way, no matter how Gao Zilan asked, he just refused to shave his beard, unless he said that this was a symbol of a man, he couldn't lose it, otherwise his soul would be gone.

During the conversation, Feng Chenyu righteously asked him to change his name and let him call himself Chenyu, Gao Zilan nodded and agreed, saying that he would no longer call him uncle.