Chapter Fifty-Five: The Dalles

Lao Tzu was stunned for a moment and asked, "What else do you want, in addition to money, I can try to help you get it." ”

Fang Fang smiled and said: "You're right, I actually just want to ask you to borrow some money first, please old man, we are all poor now, you can't bear to look at the future of our war immortals, and you will be hungry after going down the mountain, right?"

Lao Tzu haha smiled: "It's okay to tell a story, do you want money? I'm sorry, no! You have the ability to go down the mountain to earn it yourself, my old man has to save some money and keep it as a coffin book in the future." ”

After he finished speaking, he hurriedly pulled Zitong and said with a smile: "Zitong, today's weather is really good, the scenery of the back mountain must be very good, let's go to the back mountain to see the scenery." ”

As he spoke, he took Zitong's arm and ran away without a trace, looking at his speed of running away when he dodged asking for money, but he couldn't see that he was old at all, leaving only Zitong's warning in the distance: "You, be careful all the way-"

Fang Ke was furious, and shouted in a loud voice: "This stingy old guy, you can give some first, but he turned around and ran away without pulling out a dime, you told us to go down the mountain empty-handed, and drink the northwest wind?"

Guo Jing walked over and comforted him: "I think the teacher is also very tight, so there is no money to lend us, let's stop being embarrassed for him, we have lived here for so long to eat and drink for nothing, I'm afraid it has cost a lot of money." ”

Ouyang said in vain: "What Brother Guo said is good, presumably the teacher must be strapped for money at the moment, he is so old, he is alone in the mountains, where can he get money for us to spend?"

Mimi Aoi also echoed and said: "That's right, we are so young, and we all have hands and feet, why don't we make our own money, but we only know how to reach out to the old man to ask for it, then we can't talk about it." ”

Youyou nodded heavily and said, "Well, Sister Meimei is right, we shouldn't ask the old man for money." ”

All four nodded in agreement.

Fang Ke squinted his eyes and said: "Well, it seems that you are all quite noble, ha, I am a shameless and despicable villain, okay, Lao Guo, you get me some money first, let's go down the mountain and have a meal first." ”

Guo Jing was stunned for a moment and said, "I, I don't have any money on me." ”

Fang Fang said: "Oh, it turns out that you don't have any money, so you can take some out of it, I think you look like a son, you should always have some money, right?"

Wash Bai Bai said: "This--when I was in my hometown, I still had plenty of money, but--since I came to this firmament, I have never been under the Yunhai Dream Mountain, I am ashamed to say that what kind of money is in the sky, I haven't seen it until now." ”

Fang Ke was almost angry, and turned his head to look at Aoi Meimei, who frowned and said, "Look at what I'm doing, I haven't seen money either." ”

Fang Ke looked at them one by one with an impatient look, and said angrily: "You said that you people who have never even seen what money looks like, what kind of pure young man are you pretending to be here! You even worry about that old miser, everyone has lived for thousands of years, and any savings can crush you to death, and it is your turn to worry about it here?"

Meimei Aoi was unconvinced and said: "No matter what, we should also rely on our own efforts to earn money, we just know that reaching out to the old man to ask for it is a worthless behavior!"

Fang Fang said angrily: "That's good, Sister Meimei, you have a chance, then you can help me think of a way to earn some money first, so that I can solve the problem of everyone's dinner first." ”

Mimi Aoi frowned and said, "I'm ...... What can I do, you are boys, you should be the one to figure it out, and now that you are the captain, you should naturally be in charge. ”

Fang Fang said angrily: "Ah, when I have no money to eat, I thought that I was your captain, why am I so unlucky!"

"Well, since it's up to me to come up with the idea, then the only way I can think of now is to sell you and Yoyo to the heavens and the earth to do odd jobs for a few days, so that everyone can fill their stomachs, you and Yoyo have such beautiful faces, it must be easy to attract customers. ”

Youyou stared at his big eyes and asked, "Brother Fang Ke, what kind of place is there in heaven and earth, do you need a diploma to work there?"

Fang Fang smiled and said: "If you go with Mimi Aoi, you will definitely be hired without a test, but since you don't know what place it is, then don't ask, don't ask if the child doesn't understand, it's easy to be laughed at and ignorant." ”

Qing'er lowered her head and let out an "oh".

Guo Jing scratched his head and said, "Actually...... I don't know where it is on earth or on earth?"

Fang Fang smiled and said: "Lao Guo, you don't know, you're in your twenties, haven't you ever been there?"

Guo Jing said: "No, I haven't heard of it, Brother Baibai, have you ever been to heaven and earth?"

Wash Bai Bai waved the folding fan in his hand and muttered: "Well, I seem to have heard of this, but since Brother Fang is so respectful, it must be a wonderful place to appreciate both the elegant and the vulgar." ”

Fang Kehaha smiled: "Haha, Xiaobai is not wrong at all. ”

Bai Bai Wei hugged his fists and thanked: "Prize, prize, uh...... Brother Fang, in the next whitewashing, not Xiaobai. ”

Fang Keyi hugged Bai Bai's shoulders and said with a smile: "I call you Xiaobai, doesn't this mean closeness? ”

Guo Jing smiled and said, "Well, Xiaobai's name is really good, very real." ”

Wash Baibai touched his nose and muttered with a wry smile: "Xiaobai, Xiaobai, is this name really so good?"

Aoi Meimei looked at Fang Ke with a malicious smile, frowned and said: "Who knows what the hell Fang Fang has in mind, if you guess what kind of world it is, it's not a good place, Yoyo, let's not go, why sell me and Yoyo there, if you want to sell it, you boys!"

Yoyo said, "Well, Sister Meimei, I listen to you." ”

Fang Fang smiled and said, "Sell us, what are we going to do? Do you want to be ducks?"

Yoyo asked again, "What is a duck?"

Aoi Meimei said angrily: "Yoyo, don't ask if the child doesn't understand, before you can say it, it's definitely not a good thing." ”

Fang Kehaha said with a smile: "Being a duck is a jishu job, it's really not good if you don't have any ability, Lao Guo has rough skin and thick meat, and the appearance is not amazing, it is definitely not good to do this, there are no customers to come to the door, Xiaobai......"

Fang Ke showed an evil look in his eyes, and said with a smile: "Xiaobai looks like a little white face with fine skin and tender meat, Xiaobai can do this, eighty percent of them can do it." ”

Wash Bai Bai only felt that he was a little chilled all over, and said in a cold sweat: "This ...... I'm afraid I don't have much experience, so don't delay other people's big things. ”

Aoi Meimei said angrily: "Why do you want to sell other people's white brother, you are a person, you don't want to sell me and Youyou, or you want to sell Guo Jing and whitewash, why don't you sell yourself?"

Fang Fang smiled bitterly: "Sell me, what can I do? I'm afraid I can't be a duck, if you have to sell me, I can only sell chrysanthemums." ”

Mimi Aoi said loudly: "I don't care what you sell, anyway, you are our captain, you have to take the lead first." ”

Qing'er walked to Fang Ke's side at this time, comforted Fang Fang and said: "Brother Fang Fang, don't be embarrassed anymore, don't sell your chrysanthemums, in fact, I have a little money here, but I don't know if it's enough for everyone to spend." ”

Fang Fang was stunned: "You have money?

Qing'er took out a very small rusty bag from her arms, which was bulging with a bag of gold coins, and said: "I have more than 30 gold coins here, which was given to me by Sister Zitong when I accompanied Sister Zitong to the city to buy daily necessities. ”

"She gave me time to buy a few beautiful clothes to wear, but then I never had the opportunity to go to the big city again, so I never spent it, and I don't know if the more than 30 gold coins are enough for everyone, but now that everyone is in difficulty, let's take them out for everyone to eat first." ”

Fang Fang smiled and said: "Ah Yoyo, your contribution is too big this time, whether he has enough or not, as long as he has a little money, he can afford to buy clothes, and naturally he can use it to eat." ”

Of course, you don't know what the prices of the firmament shijie are, so you don't know what you can buy with these thirty gold coins, but anyway, if you can take out a little money, it's better than having nothing on your body.

Therefore, he took the money bag in Youyou's hand and said loudly: "Okay, if you have money, it's easy to do things, let's go, let's go to the city for a big meal first." ”

Youyou clapped his hands and smiled: "Okay, Brother Fang Ke, where do we go first?"

Fang Kewei pondered for a moment and said, "Let's go to one of the main cities of the Twelve Kings Temple of the Divine Realm closest to Yunhai Meng, Dales City. ”

Guo Jing daxiao said: "Okay, let's go to Dalles City, open up!"