Chapter 42: The fool is stunned
Xiangling hurriedly put away the clothes hanging on the clothesline, and Jiang Shi was a little worried: "Xiangling, you won't really take the mouse drug, what can you do if you provoke the officials?" ”
Jiang frowned, seemed to have made a lot of determination, pulled Xiangling's hand and said: "Xiangling, from now on, you must not admit that it was you who gave the medicine, just say that it was your mother, after your mother leaves, you have to take care of your brother and Lianlian......."
Jiang's eyes turned red.
This wave of operations caught Xiangling a little off guard, she thought that after she deceived Sanfang into taking rat pills, the Jiang family would beat her and scold her, but she didn't expect that this weak woman would think that if her daughter provoked official trouble, she, the mother, would take the blame for her daughter.
Xiangling stuffed the clothes that had been dried into her mother's arms, and said with a smile: "Mother, what do you say?" Although Chu Dong hurt me, I can't kill him all at once. I only put croton flour on the fish balls, just like I ate the Epsom Golden Formula, just make a few more trips to the thatched house. ”
"Then you just said rat medicine? Surprise me! Jiang glared at his daughter with disgust, and the heart hanging in his throat finally fell.
Xiangling smiled: "I don't say that, can my third uncle and third aunt leave so quickly?" They suddenly went crazy, and we were unprepared, and we would definitely suffer a big loss. Your daughter and I have a good appetite and eat everything, but I refuse to suffer, so I prepare well to meet my dear third uncle, third aunt and fourth brother. “
Jiang finally understood why his daughter wanted to collect the clothes hanging in the courtyard, because he was afraid of a conflict with the third room, and he would not be able to explain if he damaged the clothes of the military master.
After cleaning up the things in the courtyard, let Xiao Xianglian hide in the house and tie the door from the inside.
Xiangling put her hand into her arms to take the slingshot, and took out a bag of mud balls, only to remember that the slingshot was snatched away by the unknown man on the mountain, and she forgot to come back because she was afraid.
"Bad guy!" Xiangling couldn't help but scold.
Xiangling glanced at the direction of the room, and the stove had been replaced with a new large iron pot, and a kitchen knife with an open blade on the stove.
Jiang was so frightened that he hugged Xiangling all of a sudden, and choked up: "Xiangling, we, we can't beat them, we will definitely suffer, go to Lizheng to administer justice." ”
The corners of Xiangling's mouth rose, walked to the stove, filled the stove with firewood, added water to the pot, and said with a smile: "Mother, can a living person suffocate urine?" I can fight them when I'm sick with a big belly, let alone now? ”
Now Xiangling, because she always climbs trees on the mountain, has a strong body; Plus this time it's another prepared battle, how can it be a complete defeat? Looking for Li Zhenglai, wouldn't it cheapen her lovely third uncle and aunt?
Xiangling burned the stove vigorously, poured the water in the pot open, filled the large and small pots and buckets in the house, and placed them in the center of the courtyard like a array.
Jiang was so frightened that he stammered: "Xiangling, but, don't make a fuss.......
Jiang looked at the boiling water, feeling as if he was being scalded, and his whole body hurt.
Xiangling said with a smile: "Mother, I have a sense of proportion, when they come back, these boiling water will be almost dry, it will not burn people, but it will not be too comfortable, after this time, I guarantee that if they want to steal things again, they have to weigh how many catties and taels they have." ”
Xiangling moved the wooden sash and cutting board for chopping firewood, the kitchen knife stood on the cutting board, and the big horse golden knife sat on the wooden sled, looking at the gate of the courtyard with cold eyes, like a female bandit in the cottage.
After a while, the donkey cart suddenly stopped, the door was kicked open, and Chu Dong, who was still paralyzed on the ground when he left, came back alive and vigorous, and saw Chu Xiangling sitting in the courtyard, stunned for a moment, and still rushed to Xiangchu like crazy.
said that it was too late, Jiang bent down and lifted a large bucket of boiling water, and splashed it on Chu Dong's lower body, making Chu Dong scream.
Xiangling couldn't help covering her face, at the critical moment, her weak mother was really more frantic than herself, although she was still the same kindness, she only poured Chu Dong's lower body, not his face.
Chu Shilai and the Wang family saw that their son was scalded into a soup chicken, rolling in the yard and shouting in pain, and rushed to the Jiang family with red eyes.
Xiangling poured a bucket of water on Chu Shilai, Chu Shilai was mentally prepared, only the corners of his clothes were drenched, and he continued to pounce on Xiangling.
Xiangling simply threw the bucket over, and Chu Shilai quickly retreated to the door frame of the courtyard gate, barely dodging the bucket attack.
The man was about to rush over for the second time, only to feel a flash of silver light in front of him, a loud "bang" in his ears, and a brand-new kitchen knife was inserted into the door frame next to his ear, buzzing in his ears, and Chu Shilai was so frightened that his whole body trembled.
Xiangling played with the mud projectiles in the water, and said coldly: "Third uncle, are you still playing?" ”
"You....... You ......." even said several "you" words without saying the next word.
It is said that in war, the weak are afraid of the strong, and the strong are afraid of death.
Chu Shilai wanted to seek justice for his son, in his expectation, he would just slap Jiang or the little fool a few times, and then slap a pheasant, which Cheng thought that this second room would not die, first take boiling water to scald, and then use a kitchen knife, this is to kill people!
Where is this fool, this is clearly a wolf, a jackal!!
The Wang family, who was holding his son, was also dumbfounded, struggling to fight with the Jiang family, and the two mud projectiles hit her forehead accurately, making her a little dizzy, and when she saw that it was Xiangling's mud projectiles, she instantly howled and cried: "The fool is crazy, the fool is going to kill!" Come on!! ”
Xiangling walked to the door frame, pulled down the kitchen knife, took out the pheasant tied in the basket, and carried it to Wang and Chu Dong.
Xiangling held a knife in her left hand, pressed the pheasant to the ground with the back of the knife, and said slowly: "Fourth brother, your sister now has the ability to hunt, do you remember the wild boar that Uncle Changlin hunted?" I have not told you that I hunted the pig, and the money sold it gave my brother to heal his leg. They all say that wild boars are not easy to hunt, how can I think it is easy to hunt, as long as I use a wire to strangle the neck of a wild boar........"
Xiangling stretched out the palm of her right hand violently, and suddenly pressed Chu Dong's neck, so frightened that Chu Dong instinctively shrank behind Wang.
The reason why Xiangling told about hunting wild boars was because there were rumors in the village that were unfavorable to the Jiang family recently, saying that the things that Xiangling's family added were all given by Ge Changlinbai, and she had to let everyone accept her character of hunting to stop the spread of this rumor.
Wang's strong and middle-class man said angrily: "Stupid....... Chu, Chu Xiangling, you, don't move, killing, killing is, it's a crime......."
Xiangling said regretfully: "What did the third aunt say, it's too late for me to be good to my fourth brother!" Isn't my fourth brother sick? I have to make up for it, and I'll give my brother some pheasant. ”
Three people in the third room, you look at me, I look at you, I don't know how to answer, I just feel that the little fool in the second room is a little stunned.
Chu Xiangling's hand rose and fell, the chicken head fell in response, and all the chicken blood was sprayed on Wang's face, Wang's "whoop" ran up, and ran home directly, not even caring about his son Chu Dong.
Xiangling handed the chicken head to Chu Dong and said, "Fourth brother, the old man said that you don't seem to have a good brain.......
Chu Dong was so frightened that he screamed and ran home.
Chu Shi snorted from his nose, and also left the second room's house, but it was Chu Lizheng's house that ran to Chu Lizheng's house, probably to sue Lizheng.