Chapter 47: The chickens and rabbits are smashed in the same cage
Xiangling thought about it for a long time, and finally thought of the most common problem of chickens and rabbits in the same cage in modern times, the simplest equation solution, which is a nirvana artifact that crosses the master to stump the ancients.
Xiangling asked confidently: "It's my turn: I have chickens and rabbits at home, and there are sixteen of them and forty-four of them." Q, how many chickens and rabbits do I have? ”
Looking at the light in the girl's eyes, Yang Qingyue felt funny, and asked indifferently, "Are you asking about domestic chickens or pheasants?" ”
Chickens and pheasants don't have two feet, is there a difference?
Xiangling replied in a daze: "Chickens and pheasants are counted." ”
The man pouted and shook his head, "You don't have any rabbits in your house, only a pheasant, cooked, with one head and two feet." ”
Following Yang Qingyue's eyes, Xiangling successfully saw the pheasant that was burned under the stove, half-wrapped with dead leaves, and had not had time to eat, as well as the empty chicken nest, Xiangling finally understood what Yang Qingyue meant, this is a sarcasm that his family is too poor, except for the roasted pheasant, there are no other rabbits and chickens at all!!
This is a blatant contempt! Moreover, why doesn't this man play his cards according to common sense?
"Am I not right? You're asking 'my home', not someone else's. There are really no other rabbits and chickens in your house. The man asked, full of interest.
“.......”
These words are not very hurtful, and they are extremely insulting.
Xiangling won the first game, and Yang Qingyue lost the scoundrel in the second game, so she had to find a way to win the third game.
was racking her brains to think about whether the third game was Godmacher's conjecture or Archimedes' law, Xiao Xianglian walked over with her little short legs, pulled the corner of Xiangling's clothes, and Xiangling lowered her head.
Xiao Xianglian pointed to the pheasant on the stove, and said in a sweet voice: "Sister, our pheasant has no head!" Didn't you feed the dog yesterday? ”
Xiangling suddenly remembered that when she was fighting with Sanfang yesterday, in order to scare Chu Dong, she chopped off the head of the chicken, threw it outside the courtyard, and was taken away by a stray dog.
Xiangling happily picked up Xiao Xianglian, kissed her on the face, then put down her sister, ran to the stove, and held the roast chicken in front of Yang Qingyue like a flower, and smiled so much that she couldn't see her eyes and said: "Look, my pheasant has no head, only two legs, you answered wrong." ”
Sure enough, there was no head.
Yang Qingyue took the roast chicken, her expression was colorful, her mood was complicated, she hugged the pheasant, turned around and left!
Xiangling hurriedly said: "Leave my roast chicken behind!" ”
Yang Qingyue didn't reply: "The most expensive roast chicken in the cheap shop is only 20 wen a piece, your family has less chicken heads, give you 18 wen, and count it together when you take the clothes." ”
What a man who must be compared, one less chicken head will save two pennies!
However, a headless roast chicken does not suffer at all in exchange for eighteen yuan, and besides, the man said that when he takes the clothes, it will be counted together, which means that the laundry work will not only not be investigated, but will continue to let the Chu family do it.
For this result, Xiangling is still very happy.
Yang Qingyue, who stepped on the carriage, unconsciously raised the corners of her mouth slightly.
After sending Yang Qingyue away, Liu Lizheng also breathed a sigh of relief, and his tense face relaxed.
Xianglinghu asked: "Liu Lizheng, who is this person?" So dragging? ”
Liu Li was looking at the silly girl with a ghostly face, and said in surprise: "You don't know him? Dare to bet with him? Don't be afraid of him......." Liu Li looked left and right, and quietly gestured with his palm on his neck.
Xiangling was a little confused and said: "I saw him when He Hua'er and I were picking mushrooms, he broke our mushrooms and lost us money, maybe it was my slingshot that I picked up at that time, and I didn't want to return it, it's really hateful." ”
Liu Li is categorical: "Anyway, it's not someone you can afford to mess with, the county master has to nod when he sees it, stay away from him in the future." ”
Liu Lizheng didn't want to talk nonsense with Xiangling, and told He: "Don't think it's a good thing to snatch the job, the money for laundry is too much, but once there is a mistake, it will also be a big disaster." Remember! Be careful, be careful!! ”
Xiangling really wanted to know the identity of the man and who his surname was, but Liu Lizheng replied that the donkey's lips were not the same as the horse's mouth, and he only knew that the other party's surname was Yang, and he was a master who could not be provoked.
However, Xiangling saw him these few times, except for the two subordinates who were fat and thin, there were no other subordinates behind him, and he even did things such as tiger hunting and deer hunting himself, it seems that this power is not very big, it must be that Liu Lizheng has never seen any big officials in his life, and he is alarmist.
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There was a whip and the sound of a donkey screaming in the distance, and the donkey cart suddenly stopped at the door of the Chu family's old house.
The donkey cart arrived.
Chu Chun jumped out of the carriage first, and cautiously stretched out his hand to help Lin Yue, who got off the carriage behind, Miss Lin Yue avoided his hand and jumped off the donkey cart neatly. turned around to help her aunt Lin get out of the car, and the last one who fell behind was a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy, who should be her younger brother who changed relatives.
Xiangling saw that she couldn't miss the opportunity, and immediately flashed out of the door, showing her white teeth at Chu Chun and smiling: "Big brother, did you bring your daughter-in-law and your brother-in-law back?" ”
Chu Chun gasped in fright, if he was in normal times, he would have stretched out his feet and kicked away the little fool, but today is different from the past, the little daughter-in-law who has not passed the door is by his side, he doesn't want to lose his daughter-in-law because of a fool.
Chu Chun squeezed out a smile and said without a smile: "Xiangling, don't make trouble, wash your face well." ”
Xiangling held the pink silk petals with her fingers, and smiled at Miss Lin Yue stupidly: "Sister-in-law, this is what my aunt bought for me, saying that it looks good to wear." Look, am I good-looking? ”
Lin Yue couldn't help but take a step back, looking at the stupid girl who suddenly appeared in front of her, and it took a long time to recognize that this girl had a relationship with her at the gate of the courtyard a few days ago, and because of a jar of bone broth, the Chu family chicken and dog jumped.
Seeing that the little daughter-in-law's face was cloudy, Chu Chun'er was so angry that the corners of her mouth twitched, but she could only endure it, and explained to Lin Yue, Lin and Lin Peng with a stumbling face: "This is my cousin, who burned out her brain when she was a child. Usually it looks quite normal, but today I may be too happy to get sick. Don't be afraid, she's very good and doesn't hit people. ”
It's just that the three words "very good" make Xiangling feel like she is gritting her teeth when she listens to it.
Chu Chun let the three of them into the courtyard, and Lin Yue, who was behind him, secretly slapped her aunt Lin's elbow, and the two glanced at each other, and saw a trace of worry in each other's eyes.
Xiangling was far behind, without too much entanglement, just staring at the two boxes of pastries in Lin Peng's hand, her eyes were about to fall to the ground, and her mouth was suspicious and drooled.
Lin Peng's hand trembled, and the pastry almost fell to the ground.
The faces of Chu and Liu, who greeted them in the courtyard, were not enough to describe them with the bottom of the black pot.
But there are outsiders here, to Xiangling, beating, beating, scolding, scolding, scolding, can only break the silver teeth and swallow it in the stomach.