Chapter 4: Brother, our family is rich
"No wonder I always feel a little stuffy these days, and I sweat a lot, I see."
"Well, people take off their clothes when it's hot, and I haven't found a sweater for so many days, so logically I can't make sense at all!" Paimon stamped.
"Maybe the mission wasn't designed." The traveler speculated, though it was clear that she didn't want to delve too far into the logic.
"I was overworked in those days, so it's normal that I didn't notice a sweater on my body." Guanhai yawned and explained.
"What are you up to?" Paimon's little face was full of curiosity.
"Smoking, drinking, and burning at night, sleeping during the day, day and night are reversed, and irregular life and rest lead to blurred thinking." The traveler's words surprised several people, especially Paimon.
Guanhai nodded.
"Wow! That's amazing, but how do you know that, traveler? Paimon became a curious baby.
The traveler's face was calm, but there was a hint of impatience in his eyes, but instead of showing it, he replied earnestly, "As a qualified Teyvat hoeing expert, I have traveled every inch of Liyue and Mondstadt, measuring the mountains, rivers, plains, and lakes with my feet. In order to gain an in-depth understanding of the customs and customs of various places, from the Knights of Favonius to the hilichurl tribe of the "Good Sleepers", whether it is the high-flying Earl Bunny or the bard of the street performers, I have had serious academic discussions with them, and deeply understand the development potential and tourism prospects of Teyvat......
"Isn't this the Mondstadt travel advertising slogan where you're going to exchange three adventurers' experiences with Captain Jean?" Paimon asked.
"Paimon, you know how to eat, that's why you don't understand what I mean." The traveler glared at Paimon. "Everywhere I go, I talk to local NPCs, and some of them will give you gifts."
"Delicious!"
Paimon gets excited.
"And Mora." The traveler added.
"Mora!"
Paimon gets excited again.
"And holy relics."
"Traveler, let's go eat something delicious, you have a treat." Paimon swallowed.
"So I've talked to all of Liyue and I've gotten a lot of information from it, so it's not surprising to know about his routine."
"Delicious!" Paimon tugged at the traveler's dirty sleeve.
"What's wrong with me feeling choking so often?"
"You're wearing a belt around your neck."
"And what's the matter with my heartache?"
The traveler pushes Paimon away and grabs the sea-watching arm, his eyes narrowing slightly. "According to the pulse, you have a hereditary heart condition."
"Nonsense! My dad was infertile. ”
"That's what your grandfather inherited from you, have you ever heard of intergenerational inheritance?" The traveler asked seriously.
"Although I never met my grandfather, my father's infertility was inherited from my grandfather. This is the only disease in my family that can be inherited! Guanhai continued to retort.
"That's what your grandfather inherited from you."
Guanhai scratched his head and said, "I don't know about this." But how should this disease be cured? Because of this disease, I can only drink three jars of wine a day, and the status of the little prince in the night market has been coveted by many people. ”
Bell –
The traveler pulled out a large sword and made a "zizi" sound on the ground.
"It's going to take a minor operation." The traveler smiled.
Guanhai was frightened and took a step back.
"No, no, no...... I'm not going to have surgery! Guanhai's voice trembled.
"The commission has been accepted, and you can't refuse it. Don't be afraid, I'll gently gently slice open your chest with this wolf-filler, take out your heart, and replace you with the heart of a powerful hilichurl thug...... Hey, hey, hey, hey"
The traveler tilted her head and grinned, her voice was gentle, but it sounded like falling into an ice cave in the sea.
"No, no...... No need. I'm cured, and my heart doesn't hurt at all......" Guanhai hurriedly spoke, and the next moment of his life, he cracked.
"Really? Do you want...... I'll check it for you? The traveler said as he took another step forward with the wolf's end.
"Really, really. I don't feel tired even doing ten push-ups now. If you don't believe me, I'll show you now. Guanhai felt that his heart was beating violently, even if he wasn't sick before, he was about to be scared out of his illness now.
"Then you don't need to." The traveler put away the wolf's end and showed a warm smile, like a well-behaved sister next door, which made people feel like a spring breeze.
[Request Completion]
Traveler: F!
Liang Jiu no longer understood the traveler's strange behavior, and directly put the one hundred and sixty rough stones into the traveler's hands.
"The next task is...... Huh? Before the traveler could finish his sentence, he froze in place.
This, this, this...... Is the quest for the world of one hundred and sixty primordial stones that simple? Don't even need to teleport?
Liang Jiu didn't know what the traveler thought, but she was stunned, thinking that it was because there were too few rough stones.
After much thought, the traveler finally made a decision that wasn't too difficult.
"You take Paimon away, or I won't be at ease with all these rough stones."
Liang Jiu: ???
Paimon: "Huh? ”
The bright moonlight shone on the ground, reflecting the docks of Liyue Harbor as white as jade, and the girl stood alone on the shore, the gentle sea breeze blowing the hairs on her sideburns, as if telling the story of the land's long history. Occasionally, small waves would rise on the calm water, lifting the girl's reflection and lowering it.
"Brother, our family is rich. I sold Paimon, one hundred and sixty primordial stones, and when I graduated from all my roles, I'll help you redeem yourself from the Abyss Order. If you wait for me, I will definitely go to you, brother. ”
"Traveler, don't you want to get rich overnight? It's been a long time since Paimon has opened a treasure chest with his own hands. Paimon tugged at the traveler's hair.
"Paimon, there's no such thing as a feast, you're a good dish, but it's not what I want. I thought about it for a long, long time, if we continue to be together, we will only torture each other, and this kind of relationship is destined to not last long. Therefore, we should all think carefully about whether we were too willful and impulsive when we chose to be together in the first place. Let it go, I'm tired, without me, you have to learn to take care of yourself, you will definitely find a more suitable diner than me, I wish you happiness. ”
……
Liang Jiu: "Hey, I said should you ask my opinion first?" And what's going on with this prefix? ”
"Don't worry, she's been like this since the last time she drew seven wolf ends from the weapon pool. After the 160 rough stones have been drawn, it will return to normal. Paimon is no longer surprised by this kind of scene, in fact, the traveler is in the late stage of paranoia, and every hundred and sixty rough stones are thought to be in the soul.
Once this shot draws out a three-star weapon, the Traveler will take Paimon to eat lots and lots of goodies!
Today is eating carrot fried meat with honey sauce? Or do you eat sweet stuffed chicken?