Chapter 0134 Birds Occupy Nestle
"Erlang, it seems that we let Miss Wan'er learn any nine chapters of arithmetic, it's all in vain."
"With the help of this computer, the nine chapters of arithmetic can be learned or not."
Li Shimin also laughed when he heard this.
"However, this is also our heart for Su Fu, Miss Wan'er will only be grateful to us in the future, it is always beneficial to learn more knowledge, let her continue to study."
"But Yuzhi went to where Chu Gongzi, I don't know if this girl can grasp the opportunity. How about a bird to occupy the nest? ”
Li Shimin's words made Guanyin purse her lips and smile.
She naturally knew the meaning of Li Shimin's words just now.
"Erlang, on the way there, the concubine explained everything to Yuzhi, this girl is very smart, and the concubine believes that she will not let go of such a good opportunity."
"This lonely man and widow live together, there is nothing to do for a day or two, and it is impossible not to spark a little after a long time."
"What's more, Miss Yuzhi is also an extremely handsome little girl."
After listening to Guanyin's words, Li Shimin also smiled and nodded.
Chu Sheng and Yuzhi cleaned up the mansion inside and out, it was getting late.
In the mansion, Chu Sheng began to cook by himself.
Miss Yuzhi insisted on helping, saying that this cooking should be a woman's job.
made Chu Sheng's heart warm.
"Yuzhi, if you really want to learn cooking, start learning today."
"But you are really wronged when such a beautiful little girl enters the kitchen."
Chu Sheng's words made Yuzhi's heart feel happy.
Chu Gongzi actually praised himself for being beautiful.
"Childe is serious, Yuzhi was originally here to serve Childe, let alone cooking, even if Childe asks Yuzhi to do anything, Yuzhi will agree."
Good guy, as soon as these words came out, Chu Sheng's heart began to flood.
It's okay to do anything.
Isn't this the day I dreamed of before?
However, Chu Sheng still didn't show his big-tailed wolf.
Two people in the kitchen, looking happy.
For a moment, Chu Sheng even felt that there was a kind of warmth of home.
This kind of warmth is vividly reflected when eating.
Yuzhi personally served rice and soup to Chu Sheng, and personally served vegetables to Chu Sheng.
This girl is eating rice for the first time, and it is also the first time she has seen rice.
However, I have heard too many words from His Majesty and the Empress Mother, and Prince Chu is absolutely extraordinary, so it is not strange to these Yuzhi.
"Childe eat more meat to replenish his body."
"Yuzhi, you also eat more to replenish your body."
The two of them were sandwiching each other, and even the temperature of the room was rising sharply.
"By the way, today we can be regarded as a housewarming, and Miss Yuzhi is also a member of this mansion today."
"On such a good day, why should we drink several times to celebrate."
Chu Sheng's voice landed, and it happened to reach Miss Yuzhi's heart.
The queen mother explained today that she must get Chu Gongzi drunk while he was drinking.
Men, once you get drunk, you get impulsive.
"Childe, Yuzhi is going to fetch wine for Childe."
Yuzhi stood up happily, but suddenly found that she didn't know where the wine was.
Chu Sheng immediately laughed when he saw this, and in order to live up to the little girl's enthusiasm, Chu Sheng spoke.
"Yuzhi, the emerald green bottle in the refrigerator is beer."
When Yuzhi heard this, she immediately walked over happily.
I opened the fridge and pulled out all the emerald green beers inside.
Chu Sheng couldn't cry or laugh for a while, it seems that this little girl has a good amount of alcohol.
I even brought out a case of beer I had put in.
Chu Sheng acted like a trick, and while Miss Yuzhi was carrying beer, two goblets appeared on the table.
Turn on the energy-saving lamp and the whole room will be enveloped in soft light.
Yuzhi's eyes widened.
What happened in the mansion today was completely beyond his knowledge.
"Childe, what kind of lamp is this? It's much brighter than candlelight. ”
Chu Sheng smiled at this little girl's question and said.
"This is an electric lamp, and in the future, I hope that this electric light can illuminate all the land in the entire Datang and illuminate thousands of households in the entire Datang."
"Childe is so powerful!"
Miss Yuzhi slapped her hands happily when she heard this, cheering for Chu Sheng's ideals.
The little girl's happy appearance also completely stimulated Chu Sheng's joyful mood.
Put the tape into the cassette recorder, and a melodious music is heard.
It really scared Miss Yuzhi.
"Yuzhi, don't be afraid, it's singing."
Chu Sheng slapped the tape recorder behind him and said.
Let Yuzhi beat her little heart hard.
She couldn't have imagined that such a black rumbling thing could sing, and it sang very well.
Lights, wine, plus music.
Chu Sheng and Yuzhi's body temperatures were rising sharply.
Especially Chu Sheng, today is simply drunk and everyone is drunk.
Miss Yuzhi had a bottle of beer, her cheeks were already crimson, and her eyebrows were flirting.
Only let Chu Sheng on the opposite side be a horse.
"Yuzhi, to celebrate our move into a new home, let's have another drink."
Chu Sheng gave the goblet in front of Yuzhi and continued to pour it full of wine.
"Childe, come and do ······"
Yuzhi's tongue was a little tighter when she spoke, but it didn't delay her to continue to fight with Chu Sheng.
This girl, who has never drunk alcohol since she can remember, is already out of her strength.
However, even so, Yuzhi still persisted.
Because she was so happy today, she was finally free today.
Although she still follows Chu Gongzi as a girl, this girl is completely different from the palace maid.
Every day in the palace is cautious and fearful.
And every minute here makes Yuzhi feel extremely happy.
It can be said that I have never been happy.
"Childe, keep doing ······"
The glasses of the two men clashed.
After drinking this glass of wine, Yuzhi lay on the table and fell asleep.
Looking at this little girl who was too strong to drink and still fought with herself, Chu Sheng felt very distressed.
So Chu Sheng picked up Yuzhi and walked to the bedroom.
The little girl strangled Chu Sheng's neck with both hands.
Never separated again.
Chu Sheng's hormones are being secreted rapidly.
In the end, the sable cicada on her waist couldn't hold back any longer.
Chu Sheng saw the red on the sheets, and knew that this girl was a complete woman.
For the first time, I even completed the first transformation.
Yuzhi naturally knew what was going on, but she didn't dare to open her eyes to see all this.
But after piercing the last layer of paper.
Yuzhi has nothing to be shy about.
The two hugged each other and slept until dawn, when Chu Sheng got out of bed lightly.
He was going to get up and prepare breakfast for Yuzhi.
In the Xiande Hall of Taiji Palace, the military generals of Wenchen began to arrive at the Xiande Hall one after another to participate in the government affairs.
Suddenly, Dangdangdang was silent continuously, which surprised everyone.
"Xuan Ling, the time of the early dynasty has arrived, and all the officials who have not arrived at the Xiande Hall are recorded as late."
After Li Shimin finished speaking, he pointed to the clock.
"It's a clever thing that can record time accurately, and the error will not exceed ten breaths per year."
"In the future, if you do not arrive at the Hall of Virtue after five o'clock, you will be treated as late, starting today, I will give you three days of adjustment time, and if you dare to be late again after three days, you will be severely punished."
At this time, three or four percent of the officials were still on the way from the Taiji Palace to the Xiande Palace.
What's more, he has not yet arrived at Taiji Palace.
After all, the concept of time in this era is still not very accurate.
Li Shimin's hand caught the officials off guard.
Prime Minister Fang Xuanling naturally carried out according to His Majesty's instructions.
All latecomers were recorded by him.
Then it's time for Li Shimin's performance.
Li Shimin asked the chamberlain to place the clock in the middle of the Hall of Virtue.
The benefits of this clock are carefully explained.
And from time to time I raised my wrist and looked at my watch.
Good guy, the hundred officials can be regarded as seeing that there is an unknown object on His Majesty's wrist.
All of them had fiery eyes.
Where did Your Majesty get this thing from?
Only Fang Xuanling, the eldest grandson Wuji, Cheng Yanjin and others have a little bit of spectrum in their hearts, and the others are all thinking about it.
Just when everyone was still completely shocked by His Majesty's words, they didn't digest it.
Another big killer came out.
"Xuan Ling, pick out ten officials who are good at arithmetic, and I want to try arithmetic with them."
After listening to His Majesty's words, everyone looked at a loss, and even Prime Minister Fang Xuanling was confused, what happened to Your Majesty today?
You have to test your arithmetic skills with ten officials who are good at arithmetic?
However, Prime Minister Fang Xuanling only muttered in his heart, and immediately did what His Majesty requested.
"Each of the ten of you has a book of accounts, and I will count the ten books."
"Do your best to calculate, don't be lazy, don't let me go, and finally see who calculates quickly and accurately."
Li Shimin's words frightened all the officials of the Xiande Palace, Your Majesty took the wrong medicine today, right?
I have nothing to do today, who doesn't know that Li Shimin's arithmetic is very unreliable.
I don't know where Your Majesty's confidence and courage came from today, and he actually wants to fight ten against one.
And he looks like he is winning.
The ten officials are all people who have achieved a little in arithmetic, and today they were so underestimated by His Majesty, and they were a little unconvinced in their hearts.
But since Your Majesty has said it, and you can see the real chapter under your hand, let's compare and compare.
It is delusional for one person to defeat ten of our arithmetic masters.
"Xuan Ling, auxiliary machine, two Aiqing come over to check, these account books, don't think that I have done something from them."
Prime Minister Fang Xuanling and eldest grandson Wuji didn't dare to slack off, and after careful review, they both nodded.
"Your Majesty, there is nothing unusual about these books."
"Okay, in that case, I also invite all Aiqing to supervise the arithmetic competition between me and these ten Aiqing."
"Wait for Xuan Ling to announce the start, let's start immediately."
Li Shimin can't wait to hit these self-righteous guys hard.
Your little arithmetic isn't even a fart in front of my computer.
With Prime Minister Fang Xuanling's sentence began.
The ten officials who participated in the competition immediately began to take action.
I saw Li Shimin, you took out the computer in a hurry.
Then he counted them one by one, without writing or using paper.
It's just holding the computer and typing non-stop.
And ten account books, he turned them faster than the books.
"Alright, I'm out."
"Xuan Ling, you can record this result and verify whether it is accurate."
Li Shimin's words made everyone dare not believe it.
The ten officials who were nervously calculating shouted that it was impossible.
Because they haven't finished counting a single account book yet, how can they be convinced.
So, there's definitely something greasy in this.
His Majesty must have calculated the answer a long time ago to deliberately make fun of them.
Li Shimin also knew that these officials would definitely not be convinced by such a competition.
So he didn't really expect to shock these officials this time.
"Hubu Shangshu, take twenty of your Hubu account books, I still want ten, give each of them one, so that all Aiqing will have no more objections."
Li Shimin said with a smile, still with an expression of victory.
"Your Majesty, let's go and get it in person, and the minister will be a notary today."
Imperial Doctor Wei Zheng came out of the class and said.
Everyone saw that it was Wei Zheng who spoke uprightly, and they all acquiesced in their hearts, after all, Wei Daring was not afraid of offending His Majesty.
Seeing this, Li Shimin also agreed.
"According to what Aiqing said, Xuancheng will go and get it himself."
Wei Zheng received the order, and immediately left the Xiande Hall with the same household Shangshu.
Soon the two of them sent the selected account books to the Hall of Virtue.
These account books were personally selected by Wei Zheng.
So he is very confident that His Majesty will never cheat this time.
It's still the same as last time.
Li Shimin himself had ten account books, and each of the ten officials who participated in the competition had one.
With the beginning of Prime Minister Fang Xuanling's sentence.
Li Shimin continued to take out the computer.
Clicking on the computer non-stop.
is still the same as last time, Li Shimin's speed of flipping through the account books is faster than flipping through the books.
"Xuan Ling, this is the final result, wait and check if it's accurate."
Everyone was stupid, they didn't know that the secret was in the small object in His Majesty's hands, then they would be mixed up in the court of this Hall of Virtue.
Now what they are most concerned about is whether His Majesty used that small object to calculate accurately.
Ten officials sat on the ground one by one, and none of them could finish the calculation, and His Majesty had completed the calculation again.
This time, no one has any reason to say that His Majesty cheated.
After all, this was an account book that Wei Daring had taken personally, and according to Wei Zheng's temperament, he couldn't have any selfish intentions.
Prime Minister Fang Xuanling led a group of people to check the numbers calculated by His Majesty several times.
Everyone's eyes were on the boss.
It turned out to be foolproof and accurate.
This is also too counterintuitive.