Chapter 521: Naruto's Super Brain Hole

"Jiraiya-sensei, why do you say Sasuke has to leave the village?"

Naruto Uzumaki couldn't help but ask Jiraiya, the teacher next to him, who still couldn't figure out this question.

"Naruto, Sasuke's child has the responsibility of reviving the family on his shoulders, and he must leave the village, and the Uchiha no longer belong to Konoha!"

Sighing, Jiraiya didn't know what to say about this matter.

He had heard about the Uchiha, and in the end, Uchiha Itachi's performance proved some things, obviously the Uchiha extermination incident was not so simple, and Sarufei Sensei and others must have played a disgraceful role in it.

Although there are problems on both sides of this matter, and it is a big problem left over from history, Sarutobi-sensei did not do well enough in this regard, and even Konoha was weakened too much during his reign.

Not to mention that compared with the World War I period, compared to the World War II period he experienced, Konoha has weakened too much, especially after the Nine-Tails Rebellion, the regression has been faster in the past ten years, if it weren't for the emergence of a new generation like Naruto, Konoha would be ironclad.

And the reason why Naruto and the others were able to achieve this is thanks to that guy's teaching, no matter how much he dislikes that guy in this regard, people have indeed done a great thing for Konoha.

With Naruto's juniors, the next Fourth Ninja World War was enough to keep the village and keep the village for at least fifty years, which can be described as immeasurable.

It can only be said that Mr. Ape Fei is really not a qualified superior!

As for the Uchiha, it really doesn't belong to Konoha anymore, and it's not anymore after the night of the Uchiha's extermination.

Sarutobi-sensei left Sasuke Uchiha in the village, I'm afraid it's more to continue to clamp down on Uchiha Itachi as a hostage, and to make the Uchiha family's extermination incident less ugly, which is the true thinking of ninjas.

"I know, it must be that I can't give Sasuke a child, so he chose to leave me and leave the village, if I can become a real woman, I will have a child, and the child born will follow my surname Uzumaki, and when Sasuke enters my Uzumaki house, according to tradition, I have to have my surname Uzumaki, called Uzumaki Sasuke, so that Sasuke can stay in the village forever!"

Naruto Uzumaki had a very bold idea.

"Jiraiya-sensei, do you have a ninjutsu that can turn me into a woman? It's not temporary, I want to be able to really become a woman, the kind that can have children. ”

staring at Jiraiya with hope, those cute big eyes, coupled with the girl's version of the dress, almost broke Jiraiya.

"Ahem...... I really don't know about this, and I haven't heard of it! ”

Hurriedly twisted his head to the side, and Zilai also coughed dryly to say no, and he didn't know, and at the same time secretly sighed that the way back to break this disciple was a long way to go!

Oh!

Hanging his head in disappointment, Naruto Uzumaki is now very confused, thinking about how to chase his friend back, and he can't let Sasuke make any more mistakes.

He can't live without Sasuke!

In the past few days since Sasuke left, he felt that something was wrong all over his body, thinking about that guy all the time, and it seemed that with Sasuke's departure, the growth rate of his chakra volume had slowed down a lot.

"It's here!"

I don't know how long it took, Jiraiya stopped in front of a city, and he had already sensed Tsunade-hime's chakra fluctuations, apparently the latest information he got before was correct, Tsunade was indeed here.

"Jiraiya-sensei, what kind of person is that Tsunade mother-in-law you are talking about? After leaving the village for more than ten years, he can be elected as a Hokage by so many people? ”

Naruto Uzumaki, who had finally come to his senses, asked curiously and dissatisfiedly.

The Hokage is what he's been fighting for, and he hasn't seen a shadow for so long!

A woman I've never heard of, and hasn't been back to the village for more than ten years, is going to be a Hokage?

This made him very unconvinced!

"Tsunade! She's a very powerful woman, you have to be careful not to mess with her! ”

Recalling the experience of getting along with Tsunade in the past, Jiraiya instinctively raised his hand to cover his chest, and I don't know how many times I have been smashed by that violent woman.

……

"Tsunade-sama, we've won!"

In a gambling hall, Shizune Kato watched the winning gamble with an incredible expression, followed by ecstasy.

They actually won money!

God is pitiful, he has never seen this adult win money in the past ten years of following Tsunade-sama, and today is a miracle!

"Mute, let's go, quick!"

With a change in complexion, Tsunade hurriedly beckoned Mute to leave, not even ready to ask for the chips she had won at the table, and left the gambling house.

"Shadow Clone Technique!"

"Tsunade-sama, wait for me!"

Kato Shizune hurriedly chased it out, but he didn't forget to separate a shadow clone and take those chips away for money.

They really don't have any money in their hands now, and even the food and accommodation connected to it have become a problem.

It's just that Tsunade-hime, who was speeding ahead, didn't go far before she stopped, because she saw an acquaintance.

"I knew it wasn't going to be good!"

Raising his hand to support his forehead, Tsunade Ji knew that trouble was coming, and something big must have happened.

His gambling luck has always been very bad, although there are times when it comes and goes, but every time something bad happens.

The grandfather died when he won the first bet, and when he won the money for the second time, there was bad news about the second grandfather's thousand hands, the third time was the younger brother rope tree, and the fourth time was the boyfriend Kato broken.

"Tsunade, long time no see, you're still so young and beautiful!"

Looking at Tsunade Ji in front of him, he was also emotional.

"Jiraiya-sensei, this is what you call Tsunade's mother-in-law? You look so young, huh? You're not looking for the wrong person, are you? ”

Naruto Uzumaki wondered, feeling that this Tsunade mother-in-law was too different from what he thought, and it was completely different painting styles!

This young girl's face is no problem being his sister.

"Mother-in-law?"

Tsunade, who was already in a bad mood, was immediately annoyed when she heard this title, and directly smashed her fist at Jiraiya, who taught bad children, but was stopped by a palm.

"Why did you attack Jiraiya-sensei, you bad woman? It's a shame that Mr. Jiraiya is still going to take you back to be the Hokage! ”

Staring at the woman opposite with an angry face, Naruto Uzumaki felt that this woman was really not suitable to be a Hokage, at least he Naruto Uzumaki didn't approve.

"To be the Hokage? It's a fool to be the Hokage! ”

Feeling the power coming from the palm of that hand, Tsunade Ji was slightly stunned, and then said disdainfully.

She also had a Hokage dream back then, but then it was shattered, and everyone around her who aspired to be a Hokage would not end well, her younger brother Rope Tree was like this, and so was her boyfriend Kato Tsuna.

That dream has long been abandoned by her!

"What did you say!"

Naruto Uzumaki was furious by these words, and he would never allow anyone to insult his dreams.

"Naruto, calm down!"

Pressed on Naruto Uzumaki's shoulder, Jiraiya raised his eyes to look at Tsunade Hime, and said with a smile: "I haven't seen you for more than ten years, why don't you go for a drink?" ”

"Naruto?"

Ignoring Jiraiya, Tsunade Ji looked at the girl in front of her with a complicated expression.

When my cousin Uzumaki Kushina was pregnant, she wrote to her, mentioning that the child would be called Naruto, and it should be this girl.

It's just that this girl grows up so fast, she should be thirteen years old in terms of time, but this is enough to compete with a sixteen-year-old girl.

Without saying a word, Tsunade Hime walked to a hotel not far away and took a shower first.

I spent the night in the gambling hall, where the smoke was filled, and my body was tainted with a smell.

"Mute, you go take Naruto for a bath!"

Glancing at Naruto Uzumaki's dusty appearance, Tsunade knew that this girl had been on the road for a long time, and she was still the kind of sleeping in the open, and waved her hand to take her down to take a bath.

She did it at the wine table that had been arranged a long time ago, eating and drinking, and she was already hungry before the rice had been eaten until last night.

And since it happened to Zilai, then there is no way to escape that bad thing, so it's better to eat and talk about it.

Zilai was also very hungry, and he also picked up chopsticks to eat and drink, but not long after eating, a scream suddenly came.

As soon as their faces changed, Tsunade Ji and Jiraiya rushed out, and they both heard that it was a silent voice, and something must have happened.

Bang!

Opening the bathroom door, Tsunade Hime was shocked by the scene in front of her.

I saw Naruto Uzumaki standing there with his upper body naked and a cute face, while Shizune covered his eyes with his hands and turned his back to them.

"You...... Are you a boy? ”

Blinking her eyes cutely, Tsunade Ji looked at Naruto Uzumaki's upper body in a daze, this is not a woman's body, but a teenager.

It's just that this kid is dressed like a woman, and he still wears that kind of energetic double ponytail.

"Mute, let this kid wash first, and then you will wash later!"

"Bang!"

With an explanation, Tsunade Ji closed the bathroom door, turned around and went back to continue eating.

Since it wasn't an accident, then it's fine, as for the kid's women's clothing, I'll talk about it when I'm full.

After a while, Naruto Uzumaki, who had been simply cleaned, walked briskly, staring at Tsunade Hime with a look of hope and flattery.

"Little ghost, just say something, no one ever told you that it's rude to look at others like this while eating?"

Looking up and glaring at the little ghost in front of him, Tsunade Ji felt that there must be something wrong with this kid's brain.

"Sister Tsunade, I heard Sister Shizune say that you are the best in the medical ninja world, you can see if you can turn me into a woman, I want to give Sasuke a bunch of children, so that Sasuke can stay in the village forever."

Naruto Uzumaki was a straight man, and he didn't hesitate to express his request, and if this Tsunade mother-in-law could do this, he would recognize this woman as qualified to become the Hokage.

“……”

It's just that these words made Tsunade Ji stunned, and he was silent for a while, and decisively smashed Jiraiya next to him out of the hotel with a decisive fist.

Before, she thought that this kid had a problem with his brain, but now it seems that even the three views have been distorted.

"Little ghost, tell me what is going on with that Sasuke, and give me an honest explanation from beginning to end!"

Pulling Naruto Uzumaki to his side, the nest fire in Tsunade Hime's heart!

Uzumaki Kushina is her distant cousin, and she treats her as her own sister, and she also received the news of Kushina's death after the Nine-Tails Rebellion, but she didn't dare to face this reality, so she didn't go back to the funeral, but it doesn't mean that she doesn't care about this sister.

Naruto Uzumaki is Kushina's child and the only relative she has now, and how can she not be angry when her only loved one is twisted like this?

At this time, Jiraiya jumped back from the big hole in the wall that had been smashed out, and continued to sit down with a calm face.

He knew he was going to suffer as early as Naruto Uzumaki opened his mouth, so he hardened his body with the Earth Escape Ninjutsu in advance, and the punch from Tsunade Hime just now didn't hurt him much.

And seeing that Jirai was fine, Naruto Uzumaki was also relieved, and hurriedly opened his mouth enthusiastically to explain everything about himself and Sasuke.

"Bang!"

"Ape Flying Sun Slash!"

Before he could finish listening, Tsunade Ji couldn't help but smash the table with a punch, and the anger and murderous intent in his heart rose.

"Tsunade, the teacher is actually doing this out of no ......"

"Shut up!"

Jiraiya weakly opened his mouth to explain his teacher, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Tsunade Ji's angry opening, followed by a series of questions.

"You still say good things about the old immortal? Are you so right about Watergate and Kushinai? They entrusted Naruto to you before they died, and that's how you taught Naruto?

Do you still have the face to see Watergate and Kushina after you die? ”

Tsunade Ji is really angry, and he can't wait to rush to Konoha right now to kill the old thing of the three generations of Hokage.

Zilai was also speechless when questioned, and he was quite distressed about this matter, and it was indeed his own teacher who did not do it authentically.