Chapter 60: The Perfect Goddess
In the early morning of the next day, Quan Shiyi was received by Zhao Yan, because Zhao Yan only learned about Lu Dao in the morning.
Regardless of whether Quan Shiyi is talented or not, as the first person to take the initiative to ask for "joining", Zhao Yan feels that he should give others a chance.
If you can do it, it's the best, if you can't do it, you can buy horse bones.
However, after discovering that Quan Shiyi, the one who took the initiative to join the gang, was just an eleven or twelve-year-old bear child, Zhao Yan suddenly muttered a little in his heart.
"Little one, are you sure you really want to learn to speak?"
So the first thing Zhao Yan said to Quan Shiyi was this.
"Yes, Young Master Yan! I want to learn to tell a story, I want to learn very, very much!"
Kwon Shiyi showed a normal teenager, and when he saw his idol, his face turned red with excitement.
Fortunately, at least Quan Shiyi can still talk about it, otherwise Zhao Yan will give him an "inappropriate" evaluation at the first time.
"Okay, I understand your intentions, but you should still have a family, right? ”
Zhao Yan nodded towards Quan Shiyi with a pleasant face.
"My aunt and father, they both agreed last night, they said that I should learn some crafts, if I can follow Young Master Yan, you are a great creation, they will never object again!"
Quan Shiyi hurriedly replied, he seemed a little restrained, looking like he was afraid that Zhao Yan would not agree.
Oh, I hope that my son will be Jackie Chan -
Zhao Yan was a little emotional. Before the crossing, he was also expected to do this, but at that time, he had a lot of things, obviously he had a smart brain, but because he was playful, he didn't get admitted to a prestigious undergraduate school, not to mention, he actually went to a pheasant animation college to learn game production, and finally found a professional job......
Zhao Yan shook his head and tossed these memories aside.
The past is gone, and since it's all in the past, why don't you think it's not.
"Child, I want to learn to tell from Master Ben. It's not that it can't. But before you can learn to tell the book, you have to pass a simple exam, and if you can't pass the exam, you will be punished, so ...... now" Zhao Yan stared at Quan Shiyi's eyes oppressively: "You said to give up, it's still too late." ”
No doubt. Zhao Yan is actually just fooling. Of course, it is a test of the psychological endurance of the right eleven. Yes, too.
"I will never give up! Even if I am punished, I will never give up!"
Quan Shiyi shook his head violently, showing the momentum of breaking the cauldron.
Frankly. For a bear child of this age, Zhao Yan is quite appreciative of being able to show such mental maturity and resoluteness.
"Well, then, since you are not afraid of punishment, how can Young Master Ben not give you this opportunity?"
Zhao Yan nodded approvingly and smiled slightly.
"Come, read with me - eat grapes without spitting out the skins, and don't eat grapes but spit out the skins. ”
Zhao Yan started the test, because it was not the first time he had done this test, and this tongue twister made him speak quite smoothly.
"Eat grapes without spitting out the skins of grapes, and spit out the skins of grapes without eating grapes. ”
Quan Shiyi quickly repeated Zhao Yan's tongue twister, and his speech speed was about the same as Zhao Yan's, and his speech was quite clear.
"Not fast enough!" Zhao Yan was not satisfied, he forced Quan Shiyi's eyes again, and launched an evil psychological endurance test: "Hurry up! Otherwise, you won't have a chance to become a storyteller!"
Quan Shiyi obediently quickened the speed of his speech, repeating the tongue twister of eating grapes without spitting out the skin.
And Zhao Yan asked Quan Shiyi to speed up over and over again, until the fifth time he asked for acceleration, Quan Shiyi finally said the wrong word because he couldn't get around.
This lost item made Kwon Shiyi look a little frustrated, and he wanted to try again.
"No need, this question is over here, it's time for the second question, hear clearly!" Zhao Yan waved his hand to stop Quan Shiyi from starting to try again, and said the second test question: "The boy beats the tongzi, the tongzi falls, the boy is happy; ”
This tongue twister is much more difficult to say than grape skin, so when Quan Shiyi said it for the fourth time, he failed because he read the wrong tone.
So new tongue twister tests followed-
The third question is: "Look at a pile of ash from afar, a turtle squatting on the ash, and a ghost squatting on the turtle." The ghost has nothing to do to carry the water, wets the tail of the turtle, the turtle wants the ghost to pay for the turtle's tail, and the ghost wants the turtle to pay for the ghost's water. ”
The fourth question is: "Black fertilizer is gray, gray fertilizer is black." Black fertilizer will volatilize when it is gray, gray fertilizer will be black when volatile, and gray fertilizer will be gray when it is black and volatile. ”
Quan Shiyi was obviously a little impatient, and the more he wanted to say it, the faster he was wrong.
Perhaps feeling that he was about to lose the opportunity he had won so easily, Quan Shiyi bit his lip and shrugged his head with a face full of frustration.
"Right Eleven...... Your name is Quan Eleven, right?" Zhao Yan, who didn't issue a new awkward password, slowly opened his mouth again: "Do you think that with the results you just answered the question, you are qualified to become a storyteller?"
Kwon Shiyi hung his head, biting his lip and not speaking, but the depressed spirit had clearly shown that he was obviously completely hopeless about himself.
"Come, look up at me. ”
Zhao Yan ordered with great difficulty.
This order made Quan Shiyi finally raise his head slowly after struggling mentally for a while.
So Zhao Yan saw that Quan Shiyi's eyes were full of shame and ...... Tears are about to burst out of my eyes.
Sin, sin, making an older bear child cry This kind of thing really makes people - so happy physically and mentally!
"Cough!" Zhao Yan coughed heavily, and after successfully attracting Quan Shiyi's gaze to him, he showed a friendly smile towards Quan Shiyi: "Young man, congratulations, because you are qualified." ”
"What?!" Quan Shiyi's teary eyes and hazy expression instantly turned into surprise, and he blurted out: "Young Master Yan, aren't you really teasing me?"
"Is it fun to tease you? Or do you think I still don't qualify you? Isn't it better?"
Zhao Yan straightened his face.
"No, no, no, I didn't mean that......"
Quan Shiyi shook his head frantically, for fear that Zhao Yan would suddenly change his mind.
"I mean Xie Lu Xie! Xie Lu Xie Yan, Young Master Yan, I will not let you down, I promise!"
probably felt that it was not safe to just shake his head, so Quan Shiyi hurriedly made a guarantee again.
"Young man, go and sweat hard, and become a rising star in the storytelling world, Master Ben...... will always be watching you. ”
Zhao Yan stretched out his hand and patted Quan Shiyi's shoulder. Then he turned around and gave alms.
"Dou Jinli, since this kid was looking for you last night. Then during this time, his basic course will be guided by you!"
Before leaving, Zhao Yan didn't forget to give such an order.
"It's Hiko. ”
The first student named Dou Jinli was busy responding.
And. This bear child named Quan Eleven. It's quite good at worshipping the mountain gate. The Dou Jinli she was looking for was one of the few people in the thirty-eight first students who were willing to take care of the younger students.
Before leaving the camp of the gold medal storyteller's correspondence class, Zhao Yan thought secretly in his heart.
But this thing. It was quickly left behind by him - the storyteller's alliance plan was just one of the many things Zhao Yan was doing right now, and he still had higher priorities to do.
In the short term, the first priority in Zhao Yan's heart is the training of the white crow swordsmanship that he stole from the owner of the Zhu family.
That Zhu Zhuang mastered, although he mastered the high-level martial arts White Crow Swordsmanship, but his cultivation level of the White Crow Swordsmanship was very low, so it directly involved Zhao Yan, who copied his swordsmanship.
According to the information obtained from the "White Crow Swordsmanship", this White Crow Swordsmanship is divided into six levels.
The white crow swordsmanship is not easy to practice, so the white crow swordsmanship of the first layer is not much different from the martial arts of the rough and shallow wild road, it is purely a brute force-type hand-to-hand combat swordsmanship.
Cultivating to the second layer, the white crow swordsmanship is a little awesome, the momentum is strong and the external is still ingenious, and if the internal strength is strong enough at the extreme of the second layer of cultivation, it can even shoot out the faint sword qi like the phantom of the white crow!
That Zhu Zhuang's White Crow Sword Technique is the second layer is close to the peak, so Zhao Yan is also at this level now.
The third white crow sword technique, you can shoot the white crow phantom sword qi according to your own will to damage the enemy, the only problem is that the power is still not strong enough, and the strong enough enemy can even directly resist the attack of the white crow phantom sword qi.
But if you cultivate the fourth crow swordsmanship, you can basically walk sideways in the land of a state, and the endless and powerful white crow phantom can blast away most of the enemies like a magic cannon girl.
The fifth crow swordsmanship is no longer just swordsmanship, because the crow phantom that bombards the enemy will bring the damage of the "strong light attribute".
And this is also the real reason why the White Crow Swordsmanship is called the White Crow Swordsmanship.
As for the ultimate sixth crow swordsmanship...... In the information that Zhao Yan obtained, it was just a simple sentence: "Sixfold White Crow Swordsmanship, only by opening a martial arts master with more than six veins can you comprehend." ”
In other words, it's the sixth white crow swordsmanship, and it's a terrible mess that has reached the forbidden spell level?
Zhao Yan thinks so.
So since yesterday, when he accidentally learned this white crow swordsmanship, Zhao Yan has been practicing.
And Zhao Yan's so-called practice can actually be about the same as beating a child.
There's no way, who let Zhao Yan find out that the martial arts he learned can slowly increase his martial arts proficiency by fighting against others?
Therefore, Zhao Yan's bald gourd baby followers suffered once again - except for Chang Kaishen, who was in charge of inspecting and supervising the venue of the storytelling conference.
The second white crow swordsmanship that is close to the peak, coupled with the Cangxuan Snake that sometimes exerts its strength indiscriminately, bullying the three martial arts in general, and not daring to really ruthless followers, is too easy and too easy!
No matter how you say it, this white crow swordsmanship is also a high-level martial art......
Of course, Zhao Yan is also kind and generous, so after he beat the three followers yesterday, he made the three followers pose as picking up soap with their butts facing the sky.
Zhao Yan is not the head of state, so of course he has no interest in going to Hebei Province to engage in Billy, and he will not let the followers like King Kong gourd babies pick up his soap, so what he did next was just to kick the three henchmen with big butts with the method of opening the stele and cracking the stone, the fierce female cannon hammer, and the clothes pounding stick method.
The followers who were almost about to be turned into anal fissures, after finally waking up one after another, Zhao Yan was teaching them martial arts-just like teaching their leader Chang Kaishen, after teaching martial arts, they knelt on the ground with their buttocks and kowtowed to Zhao Yan to express 120,000 points of reverence.
Fortunately, this scene was not seen by other outsiders, and the onlookers were only the nervous big saint Sun Tianyang, otherwise...... God knows if there will be people in the Dao, and came to the conclusion that Zhao Yan came from Brokeback Mountain.
So the final result was not bad, because Zhao Yan not only gained the loyalty of the three followers, but also received a system prompt from Aina-
"Stupid Zhao Yan, you finally remember to pass on the martial arts! If you do it three times in a row, the next time you get the random permanent mastery of martial arts, the chance of obtaining light skills is already as high as 80%, and the chance of obtaining advanced light skills is also as high as 25%!"
The tsundere system named herself Aina is like this in Zhao Yan's mind.
Sure enough, if the system has a high favorability, can you get more information for free?
Zhao Yan, who came to such a conclusion, decided not to do such a stupid thing as complaining about the system when he was in a hurry in the future, and then being deducted from his favorability.
"Ahh......h
So Zhao Yan sang the praise of the system.
"Ahhhh......h
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