675 Books Sweet Honey
Some people say that skins are for use, not for serving. As a laborer who serves people with his own skin, Zhou Shu quietly listened to the root of the wall in the water vapor in the bathhouse, and finally learned something useful to him.
All along, Zhou Shu has been using his good luck to do things for his eldest lady, and he is always able to passively find some interesting information as a breakthrough to solve the incident.
He admits that he went to the bathhouse to experience the exotic bathhouse and clean it by the way. In this world, taking a bath is one of the things that makes him feel the most happy.
Zhou Shu didn't know how many such baths there were in this royal city, in short, in the pool he was soaking in now, there were still a large number of five big and three thick soldiers, who seemed to be the high-ranking soldiers in this country. Although it is true that they are still big soldiers, they serve in the royal city, and the gossip they are talking about is the content of the palace.
Zhou Shu bet that what these guys said must have violated their team's non-disclosure agreement or something, and a group of people soaked in the pool and caused the water level to rise by a full three centimeters, talking about the time it took for the princes of this country to crusade against the enemy. Two days later, in the early morning.
The team of 20,000 soldiers that Zhou Shu saw before, with dozens of guardian gods of the East Kingdom, had already set up camp around the royal city after two days of detouring, at least that's what the thugs on the street had heard. In addition, there is an army of tens of thousands of people who are coming from another direction.
Obviously, these troops of the East Kingdom want to encircle the point and send reinforcements, and then trap the royal city. The population of the western capital is 600,000, and the daily consumption of 100,000 troops is extremely considerable, and there are tens of thousands of refugees outside the city who do not have enough to eat.
These things are the most fatal weakness of the city, as a war in the age of cold weapons. Attacking cities with hundreds of thousands of people while the inhabitants are still struggling. If one is unlucky, he will be crushed to death by the 100,000 people who were instigated by the royal family to go to the battlefield. The prestige of the kingdom of Ezhi, such a trivial matter is not worth mentioning.
As a besieging party. In the absence of a highly efficient thermal weapon to kill a large number of people, it is necessary to kill 100,000 people. Just cutting off the head and arm has to be exhausted and broken, let alone fighting. Therefore, besieging a city is always a priority over storming, and Tonokuni is planning to do so.
Zhou Shu has heard a lot of messy things in this country in the past two days, such as the price of the women in the prostitute hall has been reduced, the singers are not allowed to sing pessimistic stories, and His Majesty the king has found a strong helper. Together, these things are not as useful as they are heard at this time.
He had already decided to wait for the king to follow him and see if he could help. If this king's actions were a qiē shun lì, he would not mind setting a fire to burn them to death in the thousands. Then go deep into the fire to rescue His Majesty.
This method of being a bad guy first and then being a hero he likes very much now, although it is particularly untechnical to always use the same trick, but as the old saying goes, one trick is eaten all over the world, and the easiest way is the best way.
Back at his residence, Master Zhou told Nati and Liberty about his discovery.
Nattie was obviously not a good person to talk to about such things, and she kept her head down for a long time before saying that she had no problem with the action.
Freedom Eagle was a little worried, she was worried that if it was really Zhou Shu's turn to set fire, it didn't seem to be very good, and it would prevent him from showing his flame ability in the future.
"It's okay, now we have two AOE skills. Zhou Shu glanced at Dinglan in the hands of the Freedom Eagle. Talking happily, he doesn't care if others can understand what he's talking about.
Because of the useful information, Zhou Shu had no interest in continuing to go out to listen to the news. In the house, she was learning how to control the pebbles from her tutor, and Nati stared at the flying pebbles like a frog on the side, as if she would stick out her tongue and roll away one of them at any moment.
Early in the morning of the second day, Zhou Shu got up before the two girls as usual and went out to fetch water and wash his face. As soon as I came out of the courtyard to the mouth of the well, I saw a large number of people beating snakeskin drums on the street outside the courtyard wall, and gathered around a procession coming from the end of the street.
"What the hell?"
Master Zhou carefully distinguished the voice in the noisy voice, and then slapped himself in the face.
Ahead came a troop of troops, who had gone out of the city about six hours earlier to kill the enemy. A surprise attack was launched on the enemy, and the king himself led the army. The king unusually promoted several warriors as generals, and killed the enemy's 20,000 troops.
These are in the ranks that returned to the Western Capital. In one of the carriages sat the king. A small part of the victorious army pursued the remnants of the enemy, while the rest returned to the camp outside the city, while the king returned to the city with his own guard to report the good news to the people.
Zhou Shu looked puzzled, and wondered if he had slept for more than thirty hours, but now it was actually the early morning of the next day. After making sure that his body would not have such problems, he believed that the news he had heard in the shower earlier should have been a false military information that had been deliberately spread by someone in order to make the actions of the early morning more secretive.
Natty and Liberty Eagle still listened to Zhou Shu's movements and then got up, the two of them didn't sleep very deeply, mainly because they were worried that the man in the room would turn into a pervert and do something to him, and they were always on guard.
When they came to the courtyard, they saw the procession on the street and heard the rapid and cheerful beat of celebratory drums, and the two stared at the face of the man they had been guarding against.
Nati pressed down a handful of hair on Zhou Shu's head and asked, "What's wrong?"
"I was lied to ......"
"How much is the loss?" asked Freedom Hawk.
"I don't know. Zhou Shu didn't bother to explain to them, "Anyway, the situation is not good." ”
Depressed by the disappearance of a rare opportunity, Zhou Shu took his girls out and marched with the victorious king's procession and the rejoicing citizens.
They seemed to have made the right choice to go with them. Stopping and stopping along the way, occasionally cheering with the crowd, they soon reached the central square of the royal city, where the king seemed to have something to announce.
Zhou Shu came to this place when he was wandering around two days ago, and he also fed the pigeons here, and there were already vendors selling their own feed on the side of the road, which were actually some fried corn kernels, which could also be eaten. Strictly speaking, there are children who can't eat and pick them up from the ground and stuff them in their mouths.
For this city with a fairly developed economic environment, Zhou Shu, as a modern person, still has a good impression. He couldn't remember the first time he had been dragged into a square by a crowd and waited for some big man to make an announcement.
The king soon appeared on a stone platform in the square. Three soldiers armed with huge transparent crystal shields were guarding the left and right, presumably ready to help the king with his gun.
Through the shield. The king could be seen to have black hair, and his face was somewhat similar to that of the Oriental, but his skin tone was biased towards those white Europeans who had sunbathed too much, but this guy's skin color should be natural.
Master Zhou thought that the current scene of the guards holding explosion-proof shields and surrounding the head of state was very interesting, so he took out a pistol from his pocket and aimed at the king with a smile. He just wanted to play with the assassin of the president, and he didn't plan to really get into trouble. As for the king's appearance, it was basically his expectation, and this king was just an ordinary human being. The Book of Summons can conjure up a whole bunch of him at any time.
Just as he was having fun, his nose suddenly smelled a sweet smell, like a honey-colored sweet bread coated with honey that had just been baked, and it was appetizing.
This smell Zhou Shu had smelled, and it didn't really come from food, but from a girl's finger. At that time, he was slapped in the face for patting the girl on the shoulder, and the strength of the female magician's hand did not hurt him at all, but made him feel the somewhat sweet aroma.
I checked the Book of Summons, and sure enough, the guy was there.
looked around, just under Zhou Shu's nose. A small, honey-skinned girl was looking up at the high platform where the king was.
"Honey Tea Turrell!" Zhou Shu called out the name of the female magician.
There are no magicians in this country, and Miss Honeytea comes from an extraterritorial island where there are no gods and no faith. That's why magicians are born.
Honeytea Turrell heard someone call herself, and subconsciously turned around to find that the voice came from a man she didn't know at all.
She didn't know Zhou Shu because of the brown hair and brown pupils of Master Zhou at this time, even if he was still black-haired and black-eyed, Honeytea Turrell would pull him and say that he looked like a royal family when he saw him, nothing more.
"Who are you, have we met?" Honeytea Turrell was surprised that this man would know his name, and by his face, it was obvious that he was a foreigner.
Zhou bookstall spreads his hands. Indicates that the two have met. "I saw it when I was in Crescent Harbor, but you shouldn't remember it now. ”
The moon god is a rabbit who thinks of hating. After killing it once, the clock is set back to twelve o'clock local time. That is when the moon is shining head-on. Only the person who killed him and himself will remember what happened before time moved.
Zhou Shu, who has experienced several time shifts, does not have confusion in memory, and knows what happened in those time worlds that no longer exist, and what things happened in the real time world today.
Ula and the cat Weary Moon once said that in order to kill the moon god, it must be caught before midnight and then killed. In this way, even if time goes back, the moon god will not escape, and he will hang up after killing him nine times.
The moon god himself knows this weakness of mine, so he rarely participates in battles for a period of time before midnight, and has no scruples about other times. Luna, who has died many times in a row, can even get other inconsequential people to kill him, thus erasing all the memories of those who have killed him many times, and from these points he is a very difficult rabbit to kill.
Zhou Shu smiled and said something to Honeytea Turelle that she absolutely didn't understand.
Hearing that she had met the man in front of her in Crescent Harbor, Honeytea Turrell showed a puzzled face, and soon a hint of vigilance rose.
Zhou Shu frowned when he saw this guy, knowing that he had said something he shouldn't have said. In this world, she doesn't know herself.
At that time, Zhou Shu listened to the instructions of Ula Mystery, and left the Crescent Harbor directly after killing the rabbit once with the help of the Gray Witch's animal skull magic prop. It turns out that Ullamy's instructions are correct, and now that the Crescent Harbor has fallen, it seems that a few early departures seem to have avoided a lot of trouble.
Looking at Honeytea Turrell's skeptical gaze, Zhou Shu suddenly felt the urge to tell her the truth. The face with honey-skinned skin is very cute, and the suspicion expressed by this face makes people very unwilling, and they unconsciously want to explain.
Faced with this kind of emotion rising in his head, Zhou Shu quickly sorted out some clues by himself, probably because he was interested in girls again. I care too much about what Miss Honey Tea thinks of herself with this face, so I'm anxious. This is unnecessary.
He didn't know if his statement would make the other party believe it, and he didn't bother to explain anything after determining that he was wrong. so as not to make another mistake.
If the sick princess would give Zhou Shu two places to make mistakes every month, Zhou Shu felt that he would be happy to use them on Nati. She has been sullen lately, and she has completely changed compared to before, which is also a very heart-wrenching thing.
Zhou Shu looked at Honeytea Turelle's face, sighed and said that he recognized the wrong person, and then grabbed the arms of Natty and Freedom Eagle and wanted to squeeze to the other side of the crowd, away from this little girl.
As a result, he had just grabbed the wrist of the unhappy-looking Freedom Eagle, and the alarm of the Book of Summons had reappeared.
"It's the moon god! The moon god is nearby!"
Zhou Shu shouted at Freedom Eagle and Nati in the language of Baiyue Kingdom, and Nati naturally knew how powerful the rabbit was. She still remembers chasing rabbits. Freedom Eagle also heard about some things here when he came to this country, and he sighed about it for a while.
The word Luna made Liberty Eagle and Nattie vigilant, and equally vigilant was Honeytea Turrell, who had been staring at Zhou Shu's face. As for the rest of the crowd, they were concentrating on the king's speech, and there was no effective megaphone, so everyone had to pay full attention to hear it clearly, and they didn't pay much attention to the other voices around them.
Honeytea Turrell grabbed Zhou Shu's clothes who wanted to escape, "Don't go, what do you mean by 'the moon god is nearby' just now? Also, you said that you and I met in Crescent Harbor." What does that mean?"
"This ......" Zhou Shu looked at the corner of his clothes that was being dragged, and then looked at Miss Honey Tea who was ordered by the little pudding. He felt that if he forcibly pulled the clothes out of her tiny fist, he would probably make her fall to the ground. If she's unlucky, she'll be trampled to death by pedestrians.
If this really happened, Zhou Shu felt that he would probably go all over the world to find rabbits and kill them, so that time could go back to when this beautiful girl was still alive.
"God, I'm really poisoned......"
Zhou Shu, who felt his heart, was very helpless, he felt that he was probably confused by the sweet and greasy smell of this girl, just like a fly being seduced by the smell of Rafflesia. He didn't know why he had come up with such a disgusting analogy, but it seemed to be so.
Just as he was about to find an excuse to fool the clingy creature into loosening his clothes, the king on the high platform personally announced it at the top of his voice. Within two days, he will lead his troops to attack and take the initiative to attack the enemy's stronghold. In order to expand the results of today's battle and turn the tide of disadvantage. The king swears. Let the invaders of the East Country regret stepping on the land of the West Country.
Hearing this, Zhou Shu rolled his eyes to the sky.
"Isn't this looking for death, the moon god is nearby!" Zhou Shu muttered in Chinese hatefully, and as a result, thanks to the blessing of the translator, he was firmly listened to by Honeytea Turrell.
"I am the guest of honor of the princess of the kingdom, and I am the staff of the royal family!
Honey Tea Turrell was really angry this time, and even used the tricks that are commonly used when girls and boys in elementary school fights, and twisted the meat on Zhou Shu's waist through his clothes. Unfortunately, it's all muscles. As a man who can barely satisfy the birds in his waist, a little magician girl naturally can't screw it.
"You're a member of the royal family!?"
Zhou Shugang was still depressed, worried that the king would go outside to die. If the king died, the kingdom of the West would really be dissolved, and then his very traditional plan would not be able to continue. was upset, and immediately found a guy who could help him taste very sweet.
"Yes, I'm a magician that the princess invited from Tosu Island!" she said, and opened her palm, where a small flame lit.
"Oh, what a coincidence. Zhou Shu hurriedly stretched out his hand and did so, "I'm also a magician." I have something to ask you for help now, and I will answer your questions, can we talk in detail in a quiet place?"
Zhou Shu was at his residence, and told Miss Micha about the discovery of the traces of the moon god through some magical means. Then he asked the girl in front of him to go and talk to the king, so that the king could be careful.
In response to this, the magician of Honeytea Turrell snorted from his nose, "If you can find the moon god, I'm afraid it's a mark magic, right? You wouldn't mind showing me in front of me to prove the truth of what you're talking about, would you?"
Zhou Shu was depressed when he heard this, "Alas, I'll explain it to you in another way." "How can he know any magic, he originally wanted to fool around, but he also forgot how to write the four words of the class gate axe. People are genuine magicians, how can they allow themselves to be nonsense.
Looking at the girl who was becoming more and more suspicious of herself, Master Zhou confessed the matter. He stretched his storytelling talent to the limit, told everything that happened in Crescent Harbor, and made it clear that he had killed the rabbit four times.
"Really!?" Honeytea Turrell had also heard of the moon god's nine lives and some special abilities, and it seemed to her that the alien's words at this time seemed to explain the fact that he knew his own name. But some of these words are too absurd to be accepted.
Zhou Shu has a situation that can prove himself, in fact, he has used this to play with Miss Honey Tea in the previous time world.
"Well, Honeytea, did you find something good in Crescent Harbor and never told anyone?"
Honey Tea Turrell was disgusted that the person in front of her directly called himself Honey Tea, which seemed too intimate. If everything he says is true, then let him scream.
Zhou Shu continued his words and said with a smile: "You haven't told anyone on this timeline, but you have revealed it to me in the days when I killed the Moon God, and I think this can prove that the two of us were once close." ”
"Close?" said Honeytea Turrell's eyes widened at the sight of the word.
"That's right. Zhou Shu also bragged with bad intentions, "I saved your life at the hands of the God of Calamity before, and you felt my kindness and told me that you found traces of gold mines on the coast of the receding waters of Crescent Harbor." Well, did you find a vein of gold, that's enough to prove what I said?"
Zhou Shu has actually restrained his statement, and only bragged that he had saved her honey tea Turelle's life. He was going to say that the two of them had established a dual relationship between husband and body on that day, but if it weren't for the presence of Nattie and Freedom Eagle, he might have done so. For the current state of the emperor who is far away and the sick man is not in charge, he feels that he does not need to be so strict, and there is no problem with joking. (To be continued)