After a brief lunch outside, I, a pair of Jin sisters, and the uninvited baby sister Mengyun knocked on the door of Senior Sister Lan Yu's house on time. % Emilina, let's not mention it yet, I'm not surprised that Mengyun will choose to join. Because every time there is a long vacation, the teachers will always assign a lot of homework that stacks up the notebook and will definitely be so high that it will make people full of black lines on the spot, and do their best to deprive students of their free time, and from then on, they have formed countless grievances and hatreds with those naughty ghosts who like to play and hate to do homework, and then lead to a series of bloody storms on the rivers and lakes...... Stop, off topic.

In short, since there is such an opportunity now, the little girl naturally refuses to miss it, at least she can join in the fun. Even the best students don't like to do their homework alone all day long, which is the ultimate skill that only the legendary children of other families can master. Mengyun is not someone else's child, so she will not hesitate to join in at the risk that the study meeting may turn into an undisciplined routine at any time.

As for me, I was determined from the beginning to copy what Emmilina had come......

The door was soon opened, and I was greeted by the face of my good friend (self-proclaimed) Liu Tao.

After glancing at the three girls behind me, Liu Tao decisively closed the door with an expressionless face.

The voice of Senior Sister Lan Yu came from inside: "Xiao Tao, who is outside?"

Liu Tao (lightly): "Check the water meter." ”

"Check your sister's water meter! The one who can really take a large group of younger brothers to go to other people's houses to check the water meter should be the god in this house, right!?" I only felt a hot air rushing to my head, and the whole person exploded instantly, I stepped forward half a step forward and slammed the door viciously, "What kind of trouble is it to close the door without even saying hello when you meet." Giving people a closed-door soup is something that only the owner of this house can do, what are you doing as a guest to make soy sauce!"

The door was opened again, Liu Tao looked very unfriendly, almost gritted his teeth and glared at me and said: "What are you talking about where you are the winner of your life, believe it or not, I will contact the FFF team to arrest you and burn you now?"

"Don't mention what nonsense, what's the matter with the winner in life?" I was puzzled, "Where do you kid see me unhappy?"

"It's not good from head to toe!"

Before the words could land, a familiar head with a double ponytail came out of the door of the room inside, and beckoned to me with a smile: "Yo, Zhou Yi Sao Nian." Are you happy to see me?"

I immediately understood why my good friend (self-proclaimed) was unhappy with me.

Sure enough, before I could explain. Liu Tao pointed at Lu Yin and said angrily: "Who is she!? What is the relationship with you?"

Let's be honest. Which girls do I have an intersection with?tmd is it necessary to explain to you guy!?Thinking of this, I decisively glanced at my good friend (self-proclaimed), opened the door and was about to enter the house: "It's about you birds." ”

Then Liu Tao was immediately set on fire on the spot - and it was clear that Ya had been doused with gasoline before that.

"You, the queen (divine beast) palace man who everyone has been punished, I am going to represent the many members of the fff group who are not loved by anyone, ah, I mean, on behalf of the many fanatics who are resolutely against heterosexuality, completely punish you as a beast that has occupied many incomparably precious girl resources!"

Liu Tao roared and pounced, stretched out his hand to grab my collar, and then I raised my hand and pressed it on the head. Waving his arms in vain. The scene is very funny.

"Ahh It turns out that in the eyes of your friends, Zhou Yi is like a beast. Lu Yin said and walked out of the room with the corners of her mouth curled, "Mmmm, it's really worthy of the obscene evaluation of the 5 scumbags." I love it!"

"If you like this kind of evaluation that sounds very unremarkable, what are you going to make a fuss, hey!? Generally speaking, you should decisively stay away from boys who have this kind of evaluation, right? ”

Who would have thought that my complaint not only failed to make Lu Yin retreat, but provided this girl with an excellent opportunity to throw the festival. I saw her cheeks blushing slightly, lowering her head slightly, rubbing the corners of her clothes, and twisting slightly embarrassedly: "Because compared to you, who was extremely gentle that night, I would prefer that you can be a little rougher." Well, it's like a beast. ”

You're already at the level of a beast, right!?

"Shenma-!?" Liu Tao immediately grabbed my arm and screamed loudly and sprayed my face with spit, "What happened that night, what did you do to her!?"

I really even have the idea of taking out a sniper rifle and smashing my good friend (self-proclaimed) to the ground at the moment, but before the angry and funny person sorted out the language, Lu Yin, who walked to the door leisurely, half-covered her mouth and chuckled: "Of course, there are some loving things that explore the meaning of life, such as sleeping together and sleeping together and sleeping together or something." ”

Although Lu Yinming put on an expression of deliberately adding fuel and vinegar, no matter who she was, she could see at a glance that she was joking, but with Liu Tao's personality, she would definitely see that the wind is the rain. However, unexpectedly, the first one to squirt out on the spot was not my good friend (self-proclaimed), but a certain Jin Loli who was watching the daily play in front of him with meaningful eyes.

Then Alicia, who sprayed saliva all over the ground, immediately grabbed the hand of the baby sister next to her with lightning speed, and asked with a frightened face: "What is the situation, what about the throne of the main palace?

My forever 17-year-old sister, don't you just stop joining in the fun, okay, don't you see that it's messy enough?

Emilina, whose head was covered with black lines and cold sweat, stammered and didn't know how to explain: "That, that, it's not like that, there is actually a deep reason for this. ”

Alicia has always been able to make people find their jaws on the spot, and this time is no exception: "Because it was menstrual period, you let the side room act as an agent?"

Agent your sister, none of the agents are good!

"It's not—!!!" Rao was as calm as Emilina, and she couldn't help but blush and jump up because of this earth-shattering line, "That naivety was just a coincidence and an accident, and besides, the two of them didn't do anything." ”

"There are no coincidences or accidents in this world. Jin Luoli raised her index finger and put on an old-fashioned expression on her face, and said in the tone of a passerby, "If it wasn't for the fact that the wood pushed me down many times under the pretext of force majeure and accidents, my sister wouldn't have agreed to discuss life with him." You must not take this thing lightly, the number of births will become inevitable. ”

Although this is indeed very reasonable, what is the tone of your heart-like that you seem to sigh that you were ignorant when you were young, but you were deceived by some bastard boy......

"Tell me, what's going on?" After Emilina nodded her head as if she had remembered, her sister, who was full of powerful aura, looked at me with both hands in her arms, "Explain it to me carefully." ”

This girl's aura always gives people the feeling that they can't help but want to bow and worship at her feet, God knows what she came from. Glared at by Alicia, covered in cold sweat, I was busy taking a deep breath and said seriously: "It's really just a misunderstanding. When we were stationed at a federal base, we were attacked by monsters at night, so I rushed over to meet the troops, and at the same time, Ruin came to my room to ask me about something but couldn't, and waited and fell asleep in bed. After finally fighting off the monster, I was as tired as a dead dog, and when I returned to the room, I didn't notice Lu Yin at all, and then ...... There is no then. ”

"Strange, I seem to have seen a similar plot somewhere?" said Alicia, pinching her dumb hair and tilting her head suspiciously, "No matter, I already know what you mean, which means that you didn't do anything right until the end." ”

Nod.

"It's a waste, it's a big waste!" "Jin Luoli had an expression of hatred on her face, and she stomped her feet vigorously and sighed, "You don't even eat the meat that is sent to your mouth, what kind of Cheng dù do you want to pretend to be a good person?"

"Although there are some strange things mixed in the middle, I absolutely can't agree with the only point of pretending to be a good person!" I immediately clenched my fists in my chest and said with enthusiasm, "I am a loving gentleman, and the treasures in the room and the many resources in the computer can testify!"

After looking at me carefully for a long time, Alicia suddenly asked lightly, "Emilina has also lived in your house for a long time, have you ever spied on her when she was taking a shower or changing clothes?"

"Of course not. That's a deadly thing. ”

The golden girl next to me couldn't help but glare at me viciously when she heard this.

Then our sister with a loli body immediately burst into flames, pointed at my nose and shouted: "A true loving gentleman will never give up his pursuit because he is afraid of the danger of his life! You don't even have the courage to calmly face Emilina's fist and be beaten into a pig's head by her, and you dare to call yourself a gentleman when you give up voyeurism without thinking about it? Don't laugh at the dead!"

What this girl said was so reasonable that I couldn't refute it at all, so I could only burst into tears on the spot and whimpered on the ground: "Goo, thoroughly, completely lost." I'm still too superficial. ”

Emilina, who was flushed with her face from our trouble, was so angry that she couldn't help but stomp her feet, looking like she was almost kicking me: "What is it to be frustrated because you lose in such a strange place, can't you be a little more serious!?"

Ahhh Moreover, if you get serious, won't you be able to show off your daily life? (To be continued!)

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