381 Two old men who did the wrong thing
The first meeting between Impermanence and Tong Yan finally ended in a farce, many years later, Impermanence once asked Tong Yan, she hated herself so much at that time, and at that time, even Tong Yan couldn't say why.
For a woman, even if she is a strong woman, many times she is very emotional. Especially when the mood of Gujing is like that on weekdays, when there are sudden fluctuations, the first choice of many women is to shrink back and protect themselves. And men are different, if a man's heart is moved, he will unconsciously take the initiative to attack.
One is attacking, the other is receiving, two words can describe the characteristics of men and women in the face of aiqing. Of course, in some specific situations, this situation may be reversed, but according to the proportional analysis, it is still possible to be wrong.
Tong Yan was very angry today, she was very angry when she saw the thief, she was also angry when she saw that the master didn't like to be clean, and she was even more angry when the pirates around her were muttering and chewing their tongues. As for this impermanence, it is not anger but anger.
"If you're lucky today, if I had brought the latest model of anti-wolf spray, I would have blinded your pair of squinting eyes...... "Good guy, such a powerful spray turned out to be the most ordinary model in Tong Yan's mouth, and the people present shrank their necks one by one.
Tong Yan didn't brag, after all, she was the head of the bayonet, and she was able to invent so many exquisite bayonet military products, and it was not easy to study a few women's self-defense equipment. For example, the anti-wolf spray that smelled impermanence today was mixed with a large number of nerve anesthetics, not to mention impermanence, even if the thief smelled it, his strength would have to drop by three percent.
Tong Yan is not a martial artist, but no one wants to take advantage of her, not even stealing. Master Tuo, a thief who is rampant in the universe, has to walk around when he sees this little girl.
Don't look at Tong Yan's clothes now, she is very cool, but you can't even guess how many secrets she hides. Ryan had seen some of his apprentice'......s design drawings yesterday, and he was sweating at the time, "How insecure is this little girl?
Tong Yan's most lacking thing in her life is a sense of security, a button on her top is actually a small coordinate locator, once she presses the button, the six spy satellites hidden in space will launch six ultra-high-speed missiles. In three seconds from the sky, Ye Mei and the area of one hundred square kilometers around her will be completely turned into hell.
"This little girl, what is this for? Why is her temper so violent? This is a person who would rather die than be humiliated!"
The two old men, Tuo and Ryan, who were on the beach, were ashamed of Tong Yan, although Tong Yan was in trouble now, they still had to give her a round.
"Impermanence, don't be afraid, it's an anesthetic, and it will naturally recover after three hours...... Come on, come on, sit here, drink and rest......" Thief Tuo pressed Impermanence into his chair, opened another bottle of beer and stuffed it into his arms.
Ryan said apologetically to impermanence, "Don't take it to heart, your senior sister is this temper...... Hehe, hehehe......"
"What is it? Senior sister, tell me clearly, this little girl is actually your apprentice, or is it still senior sister?" Impermanence and the brothers in the Dark Horse Camp were dumbfounded, and Mary originally wanted to rush forward to avenge Impermanence, but when she heard that this was actually a conflict between senior sister and brother, she was immediately discouraged.
Lu Li was dumbfounded, and his mouth couldn't close together, "Damn, are you mistaken? Such a little girl is actually the eldest sister? This age is not right!"
Ryan scratched his hair and sighed, "No way, don't look at impermanence, you're older than her, but you're late...... In terms of seniority, you are still a junior ......"
"I don't have such a junior brother? Let me tell you, I don't recognize this stinky man in my life, a stinky rascal...... "Tong Yan grabbed half a bowl of fish soup on the table and splashed it over.
"Oh, crazy woman, you're not done yet? I'll tell you, I'm a good man who doesn't fight with women, and you're too unreasonable. What have I said that is very rebellious? What am I doing that has lost my conscience? Are you ......?"
"You want to ask me to be your junior brother, but I'm not happy? Dirty old man Ryan didn't teach me anything, isn't it just picking up some slag on the waste ore pile? You want to make up with me, you don't deserve ......."
Impermanence is also anxious, and the clay man also has three points of anger, this brainless beating and scolding is really wronged.
"Stinky rascal, do you dare to rebel? As a teacher for one day and a father for life, you dare to rebel......" Tong Yan saw that he was about to grab things and smash impermanence.
"Hey, hey, hey, you're still unreasonable? Just now you didn't recognize me as a fellow disciple, and now you're scolding me for betraying my master? What the hell do you want to do this crazy woman? Co-author, the left and right are all your reasoning? Are you un......reasonable?"
"Be reasonable? You actually reason with me! Who dares to reason with me with more than 20,000 engineers with bayonets? Who dares to reason with 100,000 affiliated employees with bayonets? Who dares to reason with me with a billion pirates who have fallen from the stars! Now you stinky rascal actually want to reason with me?"
Impermanence was completely furious, he grabbed a bowl of jade fish ball soup in front of him and shook his hand and splashed it all, you must know that Impermanence is a master who has practiced ancient martial arts dragon and tiger chong, this bowl of fish soup is not left at all, and it is all splashed on Tong Yan's head.
"You're crazy...... What the hell is wrong with me, you desperately call me a hooligan?What the hell am I doing......" The impermanence of the roar and the bowl of fish soup completely made Tong Yan lose his mind. She struggled in Ryan's arms to rush over and play with impermanence, and cursed at her. Even the sound of crying came out of his voice.
"You're a scoundrel, woowoo...... Don't think that if you become my junior brother, I have to marry you, you are dreaming...... I never listen to what the stinky old man says, you want to take advantage of me...... Woowoo woo ......"
"And the old shameless thief, don't think I don't know your mind, if you want impermanence to be your son, you can be a ...... Auntie and grandmother I don't want to be a daughter-in-law, and I won't be your daughter-in-law, you all dream of it...... Woowoo woo ......"
Tong Yan cried like pear blossoms with rain, Zuihou pushed Ryan away, and actually ran away with a smoke.
The people present looked at the disappearing back, and then looked at the mess in this place, and no one was speechless when they looked at each other, and after a while Lane said, "Impermanence, let your brothers go back and rest first, let's talk alone."
Merlin and the others were gone, and now only Rogue, Ryan, and Impermanence were left on the beach sitting around the campfire, one holding a large wine bottle, and sighing. The surrounding pirates can hide as far as they can.
When the impermanence of the three of them exchanged ears, in the depths of the Fisherman's Wharf, a big man sat in an inconspicuous corner, his palms were dripping with blood, and there was a large handful of glass ballast.
Odin's heart seemed to have been beaten with a hammer, and his shijie had completely collapsed. How could this be, Lord Thief Tuo actually moved his son's mind. Yes, we all know that Lord Thief has no children under his knees, but no one has thought that Lord Thief of the Megatron universe also wants to have his own children.
Maybe it's because the prestige of the thief is too thunderous, maybe it's the light of the god of warriors that makes people forget his mortal identity, and the people in the whole universe haven't analyzed it, and the thief is also a man with these seven emotions and six desires, he also likes beautiful women, and he also wants his own children.
Odin clenched his bloody fists and smashed his head desperately, still scolding in his heart, "Pig brain, I am pig brain." Such simple information can't be analyzed, and the Weishenme thief wants 108 wives? As a thief, if you want women, you can just hook your fingers and pull them into a car! Why bother giving them names?"
"Impermanence, are you a human or a ghost, all the luck of Weishenme follows you? You are actually going to become the son of a thief? You are going to inherit the control of the fallen stars as a matter of course?How the fuck could you be so lucky......
"Mine, it's all mine, the Falling Star must not be in your hands, you will only destroy him......" Thinking of this, Odin glanced at Impermanence with the most gloomy gaze, and then turned his head and left.
Impermanence didn't know how to do it, and suddenly his back was cold, and he turned his head to look at it but didn't find anything abnormal.
"Impermanence, I know you have a grudge against Tong Yan, don't blame her, this is also a hard-working girl......" Ryan slowly said the long past that Impermanence did not know.
How did he study in the Three Great Divine Empires, and how did he engage in scientific research in the Source Fire Holy Empire. Of course, there is also the imprisonment of high merit and the cultivation of inhumane talents in the Source Fire Empire.
"Tong Yan is a poor girl with a super high IQ, her parents and relatives were killed by the Source Fire Empire, the purpose is to make them tools for scientific research, I hope they are scientists who can be quantified......"
"The subsequent escape was done with the help of the thief, and many people really died in that escape...... That's why I'm grateful for the ......."
Thief Tuo's expression was also a lot lonely, he recalled the past and sighed, "Yes, what happened back then was a big gamble, and now I can't figure out that I chose to be the enemy of the Source Fire Empire, this decision is actually very unwise......"
"But, fuck, I just can't get used to the arrogant appearance of the source fire people, what a bullshit fire god, under the banner of gods, they don't do bad things. I'm not happy, so I'm going to take care of it...... And Tong Yan's background is really pitiful."
"And you're still bullying her?" Ryan's eyes widened, "You say, did you ever have a bad idea to hit her?"
"Surrender, I surrender...... thief Tuto raised his hands, made a gesture of surrender, and said embarrassedly, "Yes, I didn't think my son wanted to go crazy? At that time, I didn't know what the brain was cramping, and I saw that the little girl had a big butt and big breasts, and she was probably a good child, so I moved a little bit of my mind......
"But I'll be honest with you, when the little girl spilled my tea, I regretted it. I don't have that crooked eye anymore."
"Hey...... I'm so old, I should be sober and sober, no children and no daughters, this is my life! Later, I pestered Tong Yan, in fact, I wanted her to be my goddaughter......
At this point, the truth has been revealed. Tong Yan reacted so much today, in fact, the root cause is still in these two old men who are out of tune. One is Ryan, who has been scaring people with marriage since he was a child, and the other is a thief who can't accept the house and wants to accept his daughter instead.
"Hey...... You two old men, Tong Yan has become like this today, blame the two of you for ......" impermanence said a word, and the two of them were stunned.