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"Brother, hurry!hurry!!Hurry up!Look, what's wrong with that car!!Why do you let the rope be pulled??Brother, use the degree you used to chase Xue Dani when you were a child and pick up her pants, hurry up and pull the car!!" Wang Yiheng pointed anxiously at the electric rail bus, and shouted excitedly. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hold on??Superman?!!! That should be like that!!" Wang Mumu's triangular eyes were green.

"Why do you bring two ropes?" asked Wang Yiheng shamelessly.

"Because...... Possible... It seems like... Be... There is no navigation, I am afraid that I will lose it!" Wang Mumu said incomprehensibly.

"What's navigation??"

"It can be compared to a guide in ancient times!" Wang Mumu already saw sweat on his forehead.

"Who's the way?"

"Passers-by!"

"Who's the passerby??"

"Your father, my third master!"

"When did my dad go to ancient times??"

"It's okay to be idle... It's time to go!"

"What are you going to do, why didn't you bring me one?" Wang Yiheng asked suspiciously.

"Find me Sanniang, study your ......!"

"What did my mother do in ancient times?"

"Be a mother!"

"I'm rubbing, what about this history??, can't my dad be the emperor?" Wang Yiheng was excited.

"You're fucking right!!Your dad is the fourth master, and your mom is Zhen Huan!!And then our family is a fucking noblewoman!!oops**!!!After such a big circle, and JB crossing, and JB love triangle, it can be regarded as fucking back!!" Wang Mumu bragged to anyone, staring at him, and the more he blew, the more excited he became, but with Wang Yiheng, he really looked up to the sky and roared, tears and two lines, he believed everything you said, then he still blew a jb!!

The two of them took a taxi and rushed to Caesar's Palace, along the way, Wang Yiheng looked at everything strangely, and he had to ask for advice on everything, in his heart omniscient and omnipotent cousin Chairman Wang.

Later, according to incomplete statistics, Chairman Wang's bragging about B today, GDP growth was 3.5 times that of the same year......

The two of them had a very cheerful journey, and when they arrived at Caesar's Palace, it was already five o'clock in the evening, and it was just time for dinner, and I was about to go to eat some food stalls with Zhan Kui and a few friends, and then play mahjong.

But as soon as we went out, a group of us saw Wang Mumu and Wang Yiheng, and everyone was stunned for a moment, and then Zhan Kui bared his teeth and said with a smile: "Oops**, chairman, are you changing your style??"

"Can you recognize me??" Wang Mumu glanced at himself and asked in confusion.

", who the doesn't know the chairman in Shenyang, isn't he going to be beaten?" said Zhan Kui's buddy, laughing.

"That's ...... too!" Although Wang Mumu was quite tired all the way, he still nodded thoughtfully, and said casually: "Time Magazine, I took a cover yesterday, and I haven't had time to change my clothes yet!"

"Brother, when did we shoot it?" asked Wang Yiheng suspiciously.

"Ahem...... Wasn't it yesterday??Oh, you were sleeping... I didn't look at it, the famous editor "the brush has no hair", lifted the lens cover, and the American photographer "Powell Ka in Lai Yizhang" pressed the shutter ......! Wang Mumu blinked his triangular eyes 20,000 times per second, coughed, and said a word to his cousin.

The village chief said that the two of us looked like poor households, so he went to the market and spent seven yuan to buy two pairs of rubber shoes for the two of us, and then you urged people to pee and talk for more than three hours, and the female reporter fell asleep for ......!" Wang Yiheng said slowly and seriously.

"Haha!!" a few of us stood on the steps and burst into laughter.

"Smack!!"

Wang Mumu slapped his cousin Wang Yiheng's head, and said scoldingly: "The people of the old Wang family, why did you *** come out with such an alternative! I don't know how to pretend to understand, why didn't I educate you?!"

"Brother... I'm hungry!!" Wang Yiheng said quietly.

"Okay, I won't talk to you, my brother is hungry, I'll take him to eat something, and Ming'er will find you to do mahjong!" Wang Mumu ate three catties of cut cakes alone, feeling guilty, so he said a word to everyone.

"Fuck, isn't your brother my brother??go, I'll arrange, you can eat whatever you want, if you have a higher spiritual pursuit, it's not difficult to break a virgin, and the whole little virgin is only 10,000 yuan!"

"Yes, Lao Zhan arranged it today, Ming'er is me, Hou Erliang is the president, one person for a day, take your brother to play!" Another boss of Guofa Video Game Company, Qian Guofa also said with his bag in his pocket.

"Forget it, forget it, I got it, but I'm tired today, so I won't drink, wait for me to rest for two days, everyone will get together, okay?" Wang Mumu smiled and waved his hand and refused.

"Really?"

"No... Thank you, in the future, I will give you a 9.9% discount for my prostitution!" Wang Mumu said brightly.

", that's okay, get back and call!"

"Hey, okay, call!" Wang Mumu greeted everyone, sent a few big brothers to Zhan Kui's car, and I also leaned on the car window and said to a few people: "I'm back from the main house, so I won't accompany you, and I have to go home at night to communicate......

"Hehe,, you're also a broken shoe!" Zhan Kui nodded understandingly, waved his hand, and drove away.

Sending Zhan Kui and the others away, I glanced back, I was squinting, I had to squeeze my right leg, looked at my Wang Mumu, gave him a punch, and asked angrily: "What are you stupid to look at!!"

"Look at you!!" Wang Mumu stiffened his neck, tilted his head, and replied to me.

"Peng!" I kicked over and yelled, "Look at me beating you!!"

"Smack!!" Wang Mumu slapped his "foot" on my neck and yelled: "You really don't know!!!

Fortunately, at this time, Caesar has not officially opened, and there is no one in the empty parking lot, and the two of us have a hand-to-hand fight, I always thought that in our gang, the only thing I can hold and pinch is chicken intestines and Wang Mumu, but I didn't expect that Wang Mumu went crazy, and I really had a little trouble fixing him......

This "play", except that we didn't use weapons, there was almost no difference between us and a real fight, and the hands were quite heavy, but there were also reasons, I wanted to beat Wang Mumu because, he left, didn't say hello to me, he wanted to beat me, because... He's telling me that he feels sorry for me......

More than ten minutes passed, Wang Mumu and I sat on the ground with blue noses and swollen faces, each holding a cigarette, and we were silent for a long time, Wang Mumu said inexplicably: "Actually, you didn't do anything wrong...... But that's right... That's wrong!"

"Guess what's going on with Tan Ping in the end!" I turned my head and asked him.

", you took the initiative to bring up this topic, you must not have done anything to him!!" Wang Mumu was stunned for a moment and said slowly.

"yes, I still haven't been able to do anything to him!" I sighed and said slowly.

"Fly...... Don't push yourself too hard!!" Wang Mumu patted me on the shoulder and said seriously.

I looked at the empty parking lot in a daze, as if all the hustle and bustle around me had disappeared, and my body seemed to be screaming at the blue planet in the vast black starry sky, a huge whirlpool of black holes......

I have... In spite of oneself......