Director Xiao Wang has no experience in texting and calling girls for a long time, but he has a certain talent and luck in coaxing little girls. He didn't know much about Yang Xi, although he got her mobile phone number and was ready to occupy a room of his subordinates, ready to bombard him with text messages all night, but he didn't know what to say.

Out of a general understanding of high school women, Wang Chaiyi chose to talk about some constellation topics without a clue, which is a bit superficial but somewhat of an option without interjecting. At ten o'clock in the middle of the night, Director Xiao Wang sent a typical sāo disturbance message to his goddess Yang Xi, 'Guess who I am'.

Yang Xi hadn't slept at this time, and was rubbing his brother's wifi to put his head under the quilt and read a vampire-themed comic. She now recognizes the power of smartphones, she only has a computer at home and she can't touch it at all, and after having a new phone, she can also surf the Internet anytime and anywhere, and no longer have to worry about traffic, so she plans to stay up all night tonight to read comics. Tomorrow is the New Year, and it is okay for her to stop wandering outside and stay at home, because her stepfather, stepmother and younger brother are going to her stepfather's father's house for the New Year, and she is the only one in the family.

Faced with the sudden text message, the little girl was a little confused. She rarely received text messages, and no one had ever set her up, and she didn't have the slightest sense of caution.

"Who do you guess I am?" Yang Xi replied awkwardly by pressing the button, "I can't guess." ”

Ten seconds later, the voice of the letter rang out again.

Well, let's wait and guess. I've just heard that Leo girls are the fastest dating with Aries, do you believe in horoscopes?'

Yang Xi has never even had the experience of QQ chat in his life, and it feels very fresh to suddenly meet a stranger who comes to talk to him. She knows that she is a Leo and Zhang Yu is an Aries. Thinking of this, she hurriedly replied, "I believe that the lion and the white sheep must be a perfect match." ’

This girl likes to babble gibberish when she talks in front of people, but it's normal to reply to text messages. Faced with a stranger on the other end of the phone who couldn't be seen or touched, she didn't play the role she imagined.

Director Xiao Wang is also an Aries. Seeing this reply, the snot bubbles came out, and he hurriedly searched for topics that girls with constellations would be interested in using the laptop at hand to chat. Yang Xi, on the other hand, was fresh by this, so he dealt with this stranger while reading the comics. The topic of conversation between the two has been revolving around the personalities, preferences, and characteristics of Leo girls and Aries boys, and it is generally Director Xiao Wang who is unilaterally talking about what he searched for on the Internet.

The constellation thing is actually to take out some of the advantages and disadvantages that everyone has, such as imagination, sentimentality, love of face, etc., to give people the illusion that 'this thing is quite reliable'. Yang Xi was originally just listening and playing. Helplessly, her brain is a little stupid, and she is easily attracted by this kind of thing, analyzing her and Zhang Yu's personalities with relish, and admiring the stranger who sent text messages on the phone.

As the exchanges between the two increased, Wang Chaiyi's speech became more and more bold. The two of them probably sent each other about fifty messages back and forth, and the time was already around twelve o'clock, and it was adult time. Director Xiao Wang was enthusiastic under the excitement. The fingers were uncontrollable and said, "The most sensitive part of a Leo girl's body is the inner thighs, if you don't believe it, you can touch it." ’

Although facing the mobile phone screen, Yang Xi still blushed a little after seeing this line of words. Her cat listened quietly outside the house under the covers, making sure that her stepfather, stepmother, and brother were asleep. The personalities of himself and Zhang Yu, who were analyzed by strangers before, were very correct, and the stupid Yang Xi unconsciously reached into his underwear and touched it as he said in the text message.

This practice made her whole body start to get hot, but she didn't know that this phenomenon was not sensitive. Rather, it is sāo.

"How is it, have you tried it?" Wang Chaiyi couldn't wait, and sent another message to ask.

Yang Xi blushed, 'um', and typed such a word in a dime text message. Just this one word was enough to make Director Wang next door scream with cheers, but fortunately he held back, and the content of the request in the notebook was changed from 'constellation' to 'what should the man say when texting xx'.

As a national security officer. Wang Chaiyi's ability to analyze and summarize is superb. He roughly glanced at the content on the Internet a few times, summed up a set of things from the unsystematic descriptions of those netizens, and directly applied what he had learned.

Yang Xi stayed in his underwear with one hand to keep warm after 'um', and he didn't read the comics on his mobile phone with the other hand, waiting for new information in a hurry.

"Well, then you try to touch your rux, ass, and finger insertion. Look at how these feel different from what they just did. ”

Yang Xi did so with a hot body. Then honestly replied to the stranger about his feelings.

'When I was done, my body was hot. ’

Director Xiao Wang was so moved that he was about to cry, he didn't expect this kind of textbook flirting effect to be so good. Thinking of the goddess in his heart comforting herself next door, he almost wanted to go through the window. Pick up the gun and give the goddess a hearty one. He resisted the urge and continued to text, "I forgot what I said just now, there should still be a tongue in the sensitive area. You've just inserted your finger there, haven't you? Now put it in your mouth and lick it with your tongue. ’

Yang Xi still did the same, and said that his fingers were salty.

The two kept chatting word by word, and the conversation became more and more unsightly. Halfway through, Xiangqi and Shogi were watching these things in the car, and the atmosphere became awkward.

Strictly speaking, the two of them belong to a master-apprentice relationship, and shogi was almost single-handedly pulled by his partner, and he learned a lot from him.

After so many years, the veteran killer who has always treated his partner as a child, but he was embarrassed by the content of these text messages.

What is this TMD target doing? Why are there so many tricks for young people now?

For him, a fifty-year-old man, such a high-end and atmospheric thing as SMS xx is a bit too fashionable. Before the atmosphere in the car deteriorated further, the old killer decisively turned off the machine and stopped monitoring the target.

Miss Xiangqi is a conscientious and responsible person, and when she saw her partner doing this, she immediately frowned, now that she is working, how can she give up intelligence gathering because of this little thing?

She thought that her partner was tickled by these shameless text messages and wanted to find a place to solve it. After so many years of going out on missions together, chess basically spends money to solve it when it is needed, and occasionally has an affair, and the two are not very shy about it. Seeing this, Shogi thoughtfully hinted, "It's okay for me to watch it alone." You should probably go out and bring me breakfast when you come back. ”

The old killer frowned, "Girl, what are you doing, be honest and work for me." This is the first time that the new store manager has personally asked us to perform a task, so give me a little serious. ”

Kindness was regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs shogi 'snap' and turned on the machine qì switch again, "If you want to be serious, please continue to watch these text messages!"

"Don't look at it!" Xiangqi twisted his head out of the window awkwardly, and people became more and more like children as they got older.

Shogi sighed. Reach for your partner's trouser pocket. His actions startled the old killer, and he hurriedly grabbed the hand, "What are you doing, girl!"

"I'll help you, with my mouth. Obviously, you said that you wanted to take the task seriously, but now it is like this, really. ”

She complained. Regardless of his partner's resistance, he put his head on the opponent's thigh. Xiangqi hurriedly pushed it away and yelled, "You're crazy!" This voice was enough to wake up almost all the residents nearby.

Shogi's face was full of anger at this time, pointing to the slowly updated text message content on the laptop screen and roaring at the same volume, "It's been ten years! Why can't you take the initiative like others!"

To say that a pair of lonely men and widows can remain single and dependent on each other for ten years, it can almost be concluded that both of them must have had some thoughts about each other before, but they just didn't have the opportunity to confess.

Now the opportunity has come, a little late, but not too late.

Early the next morning. Chinese New Year's Eve. The sick princess got up and opened her eyes to see the low ceiling of Zhou Shu's house, and she was a little unhappy. I felt like I was being loaded into a prison van for long-distance trafficking.

Zhou Shu had already woken up, but his arm had been pillowed by the woman next to him, and he couldn't bear to pull out his arm and disturb his eldest lady again. She slept tired enough this night, don't aggravate her condition because of lack of sleep.

"Woke up?" Zhou Shu asked with a smile.

The sick princess lay on her back and pressed the back of her head against her pillow arm, "Won't your arm be numb?"

Zhou Shu smiled bitterly, "Please, it's also a star-rated upper limb." ”

"Can I pillow a little longer, then?"

The sick princess is now like an ordinary little girl.

"Yes, yes. But I think it's better for you to get up early. Meet my mom or something. Today is the New Year in our country, a day for men to bring their girlfriends to their relatives for advice. ”

The sick princess smiled, "So you're going to take me there this year?"

The vinegar tastes so big......

"Please, Miss, this year is the first time I have a girlfriend to bring. ”

"What about Ula Mystery?"

Zhou Shu felt bitter in his heart, yes, what to do with the Ula mystery. Isn't that nonsense......

It's hard to see your sweetheart's expression. The sick princess finally decided that he was telling the truth. Thinking that he is really his number one girlfriend, his feelings are a little complicated. It would be nice if the word 'number one' could be removed, or the woman named Ula Mystery could be removed from this world.

Before getting up, Zhou Shu felt that it was necessary for him to tell the princess about the customs here and what she was about to face. In fact, there is nothing unacceptable about this kind of thing. In addition to making her a little embarrassed to eat in a basin, those three aunts and six women also often dealt with them when she was in the White Moon King's Court, and in this country where she couldn't speak well, it was much easier to fool those people.

"By the way, I remember one thing. The sick princess lay on Zhou Shu's arm on her side, looking at the people around her with affection, "How are you going to introduce me to others?"

"I knew you were going to ask this. Let's tell you the truth, how about saying that you are a princess in a distant country?"

"Really?" said the sick princess, not to mention how happy she was to hear this answer.

Master Zhou shrugged, "Of course I lied to you." ”――

Liu Xijue woke up from the hotel suite early in the morning, and his mood became worse and worse. She had tried to sneak out of the hotel last night, only to find many suspicious men in black suits and sunglasses staring at her outside the room, all of whom looked similar, like a dozen twins, and looked like they wanted to plot evil.

In fact, Sun Dan really wanted to try to communicate with Liu Xijue, he never understood what kind of enemy this woman had provoked, and he was afraid of becoming like this. It's a pity that the hypnotism that was not very attentive before left a bad impression on the other party, and at present, Liu Xijue completely refuses to communicate.

After a night. The sun egg knocked on Liu Xijue's door. Seeing that she still looked like a non-violent and uncooperative Mahatma, he had to accept the supernatural powers and let her go. After all, looking for Tibetan monks is a serious matter, and I didn't come to fall in love.

Sun Dan threw a wallet to the woman and said that it was a temporary loan, and then called a taxi to the door of the hotel and waved his hand: "Hurry up, you, where do you go." ”

Liu Xijue saw that those suspicious guys disappeared inexplicably, and happily took the money and left, without even saying thank you.

In fact, the king of killers is not as simple as he appeared. Although it was said that he had let the person go, there was a sender device with an effective signal far away in the wallet he gave, and it was a matter of teleportation to find her.

Back in the room, Sun Dan was about to make a call to the knife killing team, asking her how she was going to celebrate the New Year, and if she had nothing to do, she could bring one of herself. Just as the call was about to go out. The phone rang first. The service staff at the hotel said that there is a woman named Xiong Xijue at the front desk who wants to see you, please see if you can come and claim it.

"Claim?" the King of Killers sensitively noticed the word, "Are you talking about Xiong Xijue or Liu Xijue?"

The person on the other end of the phone seemed to confirm with someone, and repeated: "It's surnamed Xiong." ”

Miss Xiong Xijue took the plane without telling her family, and finally came to the city where her old enemy was located at eight o'clock last night. Along the way, she was determined to do everything in her power to lure her old enemy back on the right path. Or you can rely on your family connections to find her some business to do, and then knock her down when she is about to make a comeback. Anyway, let's see her first now and save her from the hateful man.

Miss Xiong thought very well along the way, and the journey was quite smooth, but unfortunately she fell before the finish line, and as soon as she got out of the airport, she was robbed of her shoulder bag by a thief on a motorcycle and lost all her property.

Miss Xiong thought that it would be absolutely fine to take a good look at the bag. Tears immediately rolled in his eyes when he encountered such bad news. The kind uncle who witnessed the robbery came over to comfort her, "Girl, your luck is good, they are a chopper, if you hold on to the bag and don't let them go, they will slash them and snatch them with your arms and bags." ”

This kind of comfort of unknown meaning is very effective for Miss Xiong, but fortunately she didn't react just now, otherwise she wouldn't be able to save her arm under the scramble. Now it's just a matter of losing something, a blessing in misfortune.

Xiong Xijue, who had no money to help, squatted on the side of the road in distress. I didn't know what to do, but the old man who had just comforted her made a move next to her, "Girl, you're from outside, right? You can call home and ask them to transfer some money to my bank card." I'll take it out and give it to you. ”

When Miss Xiong heard this, she felt that this was also a solution, so she began to recall her home phone, but unfortunately she didn't remember it after thinking about it for a long time. The old man was not in a hurry, "Girl, are you hungry, or do you go to the uncle's house to eat something and think slowly?"

To say that this eldest lady is twenty-five years old this year, it stands to reason that she will not be so stupid that she will believe anyone's words, and anyone will dare to follow her. But when she saw that the person in front of her who was talking to her was a thin old man over sixty years old, with white eyebrows and beard, he was very kind, so she went to someone's house to have a meal.

Even if it is an ordinary junior high school student, he will definitely be suspicious when he sees that this old man has no children and no daughters, and he will not even have a wife, and it is time to leave after eating, but Miss Xiong actually fell asleep in the bed arranged by others with peace of mind.

As a result, in the middle of the night, the kind old man sneaked into Miss Xiong's bed, lifted the quilt and began to pull her pants. He muttered, "I can't remember the phone, I can't send the money, I can't tell you to eat my money for nothing, right? ”

Fortunately, this uncle's house is on the first floor, and Miss Xiong Xijue, who has half of her pants stripped off, broke free from the thin clutches and opened the window and jumped out.

It stands to reason that Uncle Jingcha should have arrested her, a naked runner who affected the city's appearance, but there was an accident at the airport just now, and most of Jingcha went to maintain stability, which directly led her to drag this half-naked outfit and squat under a street lamp for more than an hour.

Early this morning, the kind-hearted uncles brought old clothes from home to this girl, who couldn't remember her family's contact information, and her head seemed to be a little abnormal, and then let her out of the police station to fend for herself. Xiong Xijue, who was in distress, said that he was the daughter of the Xiong Group and wanted Jingcha to contact his father, but Jingcha was busy organizing colleagues to donate money and materials to her, and no one believed it.

Miss Xiong didn't complain about these enthusiastic observations, and dragged her tired body early in the morning to ask for directions to the hotel where the old enemy was. Unlucky, she didn't ask the right person to ask for directions, and followed the guidance of an old nǎinǎi who was at least ninety years old basking in the sun in front of her house, and walked in the wrong direction for an hour before being led back to the right path by another kind person.

At this point, she pouted physically and mentally, and her spirit was on the verge of collapse. After finally finding the hotel, I was familiar with the room in my memory with the help of the front desk, and the hotel staff originally wanted to drive her away with her versatile old clothes and bad shoes that didn't fit the size on her feet. Seeing that she was about to cry, people didn't dare to provoke her, and they were afraid that they would really make her cry, so they called her.

When Miss Xiong saw the little yellow hair that came to 'claim' him, she immediately matched him with the man who raised Liu Xijue described in the scarf. She seemed to have forgotten her current situation, pointed to the nose of the sun egg and shouted: "You despicable villain, what did you do to Liu Xijue!" m read. )

ps: I opened a new book, and I had a subject that I really wanted to write about, so I opened it on impulse. It is estimated that it will take two days to review, and then you will be able to see it. Written to play.

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