Chapter 107: Proud of the Sky in a Dream
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After getting rid of the two barbarian princesses, Zhao Yan chatted with Zhao Pu for a while, and then went back to the guest room where he lived.
After a short rest and a sumptuous dinner, it was time to look inwardly at the serpent.
It was still an immovable observation, but this time Zhao Yan tried to be distracted and kept an eye on the consumption of energy in his body.
Zhao Yan soon discovered that although he didn't know what Lu Dao was, as long as he entered the state of inner vision, the energy in his body would be consumed faster.
So it didn't take long for Zhao Yan to have to get out of the state of inner vision because he was hungry again.
"Whew...... Xia Hua, how long have I been meditating?"
Before he opened his eyes and exhaled turbid air, Zhao Yan asked, and when he looked inward, his personal little maid Xia Hua was waiting by his side.
"It's been almost an hour, Second Young Master. ”
Xia Hua replied.
"Hey, has it been so long?"
Zhao Yan felt a little strange, because he didn't feel that too much time had passed when he looked inward, could it be that the speed of time passing when looking inward was different from the speed of time passing when he was not looking inward?
Ah, thank you Einstein for allowing Master Ben to understand such a lofty concept as the theory of relativity.
Zhao Yan's train of thought didn't continue, because of the violent and continuous intestinal sounds, he had to give an order to Xia Hua's little maid again: "Xia Hua, go and get me some food, don't make those non-nutritious vegetarian dishes, the more greasy, the better!"
Zhao Yan had never been so eager for high-calorie meat as after cultivating the "Five Aggregates Cangxuan Sutra", and he even felt that he was suffering from binge eating disorder, and his body was about to gain weight like a balloon in overeating.
Thinking of getting fat, Zhao Yan was a little hesitant, although the slightly chubby image is very in line with the appearance that a little evil should have, but if you are too fat, isn't it difficult to soak in a girl?
While eating wildly, Zhao Yan was worried about gaining weight, but Zhao Yan twitched his nose violently while eating, because he smelled the foul smell wafting into his nasal cavity one after another.
After a long search, Zhao Yan discovered that the source of the stench was actually his body.
After eating a large amount of food, it seems to force out a lot of impurities in the body, and they seep out from the pores all over the body, exuding a very ...... Strange taste.
Zhao Yan was not worried, because his brother with golden thighs had deliberately said that this was just a normal phenomenon after a slight increase in internal strength, and he would eliminate impurities and then relax.
But—
Oh Siba, that damn stench, it's so unappetizing!
Zhao Yan cursed, and poured a large bowl of oily soup into his mouth by pouring it, and the little girl Xia Hua who was standing next to her with her nose covered was about to straighten her eyes.
So then, it was soon time to take a bath again.
But this time, Zhao Yan found that his bath water was no longer clear and transparent pure water, but a medicinal soup with the same strange taste as his body, Zhao Yan secretly stretched out his tongue and tasted it, but he was so bitter that he almost didn't cry.
What a strange medicinal soup this is!
Can you change it to royal jelly for me?
Also, why is this young master starting to feel itchy all over? This is an allergy, right? It must be!
"Second Young Master, this is a medicinal bath specially prepared by Miss Xinyue for you, Second Young Master, which can strengthen your body, Miss Xinyue said that she should soak for at least half an hour every time...... If you don't have enough time, Miss Xinyue will come over to supervise it herself. ”
Before Zhao Yanjun escaped from the bath bucket, Xia Hua, a often incompetent personal maid, finally introduced him to the bath water.
So Zhao Yan finally knew that Shenma was the most difficult to absorb the grace of the beauty, and in order to live up to Jiang Xinyue's painstakingly prepared medicinal bath, Zhao Yan had to soak in the medicinal soup for half an hour, so that the bladder that could not be held back was ruptured.
From tomorrow onwards, Young Master Ben will definitely develop a good habit of going to the toilet before taking a bath.
Until he fell asleep, Zhao Yan was still thinking about this matter in fragments.
I don't know how long Lu Dao has been chattering, Zhao Yan finally entered the sweet dream, he dreamed that he had crossed again.
In this dream, Zhao Yan crossed into a powerful existence that was rejected by everyone and was the enemy of the whole world, so he had to fight his way out, so he killed all the men who looked down on him, and turned those women who looked down on him into powerful beings under his crotch.
Finally, it is a battle with the first beauty on the beauty list to the top of the Forbidden City, subduing it and then changing into various uniforms and playing eighteen postures......
Wait, isn't he meowing about my life, okay, this is the rhythm of being the boss of the world......, okay? Ahh......h Don't bite anywhere......
Zhao Yan finally got out of the dream of high shame, but when he finally woke up completely, he clearly felt a coldness between his legs.
After being confused for a few seconds, Zhao Yan burst into tears - your sister, this young master actually lost his dream!
So Master Ben, I seem to be glad that this body has normal reproductive functions, and the chance of infertility should seem to be relatively low?
Zhao Yan had forgotten how many years ago the last time he had such a situation.
This sudden and unexpected physiological reaction made Zhao Yan, who felt very embarrassed, sneak up lightly, took off his messy calf nose shorts, and then slipped out of the house and jumped to the well while the moonlight was like those bird walkers.
If he could, Zhao Yan would like to destroy the corpse of this calf-nosed shorts, but the problem is that he, who is used to being served by the little maid of Xiahua, doesn't know where he should go at all and find the ** pants for washing.
So, Zhao Yan felt that in addition to having to go to the toilet before taking a shower in the future, he also needed to keep in mind one more thing that he had to memorize the storage location of ** pants.
It is now a blessing in the hot summer, Zhao Yan can quietly hang the calf nose shorts outside the bedroom window, and when he gets up in the morning, he opens the little summer flower maid and puts the half-dried shorts back on as quickly as possible.
When Zhao Yan, who was struggling with his work, finally finished his daily routine of washing, Jiang Xinyue held a wooden box and came over.
"What is this?"
Zhao Yan asked curiously.
"Believe me, Erlang, I want to know Lu Dao more than you. Jiang Xinyue handed the box to Zhao Yan: "It was sent by a maid from Shangxiang Pavilion, and it was a very, very important thing that Miss Wanwan of her family gave to you." ”
"Very, very important things, is it a debt bill?"
Zhao Yan weighed the wooden box, and there was only a slight sound in the wooden box, a bit like the friction of clothes.
It shouldn't be a debt collection bill.
Zhao Yan, who was relieved a lot, finally opened the wooden box tied with pink silk threads, and then ...... Then Zhao Yan froze.
Really, Zhao Yan couldn't help but be stunned, because in the box sent by Miss Wanwan from Shangxiang Pavilion to send urgently, there were suddenly four pairs of ...... of different sizes Bra!
What the hell is this very, very important thing!
Miss Wanwan, you are obviously a girl, what does it mean to give a bra to a man!
Zhao Yan felt that in his heart, there were at least ten thousand and one grass and mud horses that could complain, happily spitting out the groove and galloping past, which was simply the unbearable weight of life.
"What are these, are they blindfolds?"
Jiang Xinyue picked up the bras, and she obviously couldn't guess what she was holding in her hand.
And after Jiang Xinyue took out the four pairs of bras, Zhao Yan found that under the four bras, there were several plain silks full of words.
"It doesn't matter what they are, Sister Xinyue, I think you should be more attracted by the plain silk with the words written below, and be curious. ”
Zhao Yan stretched out his hand, let himself be as natural as possible, took the colorful bras from Jiang Xinyue's hands, and then handed them to the little maid Xia Hua.
"Ah, there really is something that I almost didn't notice. ”
Jiang Xinyue was really fooled, her attention was drawn to the text silk in the wooden box, she reached out and picked up two pieces of plain silk, and then shook it away in the wind.
"Alternate history - the whole map of the Great Sui Empire and the surrounding countries in Kyushu? Oh, there is a map drawn on this silk, what a strange map, I have never heard of such a country?"
"The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" ...... Zhao Yan?Zhao Yan?!"