Chapter Seventy-One: Tang Yuan's Distress

"Isn't it just a medicine, we have that thing!" Jun Moxie pursed his lips disdainfully: "Sell! The more sought-after, the better!"

"I'm relieved to have your words, this kind of Bone Burning Pill, I named it 'Reshaping the bones of the whole body, rebuilding the muscles and bloodlines, advancing instantly, the holy medicine in the dream of the Xuanzhi!' How about it, pull the wind, now our medicine pill is not something that can be described by the word expensive paper, first, the eldest brother, you get this medicine is really fucking magical, and the second brother has also made a work, under my painstaking efforts, the medicine pill we produced has directly become the magic medicine that the public dreams of!"

Tang Fatzi smiled, slapped his belly on the ground, and said happily: "Just this new medicine, I have designed another line, you listen to it: 'Are you still worried about your mediocre qualifications?' Are you still worried that you can't compare with your peers no matter how hard you work?Are you still worried that you can't advance? Are you still worried about not being able to become a strong person? Come on, please take 'Reshape the bones of the whole body, rebuild the muscles and blood, advance instantly, the holy medicine in the dream of the Xuanzhi!', one will be effective, and you will be a genius for life. Come on, come on, what are you waiting for?Don't miss the opportunity and don't come again, the miracle medicine is born, it will only be auctioned for seven days, it will not be obsolete, and you will not let your life leave permanent regrets...... 'How about it?'

After Tang Yuan finished speaking triumphantly, he saw Jun Moxie's eyes fixed on him.

"Don Fat Man...... You, you, you...... You're actually from Earth too?fuck! Why didn't you say it earlier?" Jun Moxie grabbed his shoulder violently, with some tears in his eyes.

"What......? What kind of ball?" Tang Yuan was stunned, and then cried and laughed: "You are the ball, fuck, Lao Tzu can't help it, who the fuck wants to be so fat? Lao Tzu doesn't want to!"

"Uh...... Isn't it?" Jun Moxie sighed in disappointment: "But you're too fucking talented, aren't you? You can also think of such a creative advertising slogan! You really want to go to Earth, you are definitely a genius in the advertising industry!"

"Advertising words? right, right...... Only by publicizing it can we sell things well. Tang Yuan suddenly realized the meaning of these two words, and couldn't help but look at Jun Moxie with great admiration: "Sanshao, you are really talented, just one sentence contains the truth, brother's admiration for you is really like the water of a big river, and when I see you, my mood is like the sea surging in the wind......"

"Don't talk nonsense, how are you going to sell this thing? What do you estimate to be the right reserve price?" Jun Da Shao waved his hand with a smile.

"The efficacy of this medicine pill is only on top of those previous elixirs, so I will auction it once with two pills, with a reserve price of 500,000 taels of silver!" Tang Yuan showed a black-hearted smile, and stretched out five fingers: "It is initially estimated that it can be raised to at least five million taels! You must know that this auction invitation is all aimed at the Xuangong family, this is what they need most!"

"......" Jun Moxie was completely speechless. Suddenly, I felt that what was standing in front of me was an out-and-out, black-hearted and unscrupulous big businessman! Two small pills, this girl was actually going to fetch a sky-high price of five million taels of silver! Or two pills that were not very important to me...... You must know that in this world, ten taels of silver can make a family of one or three comfortably spend the first half of the year!

"During this time, it's really fucking enjoyable!It's so enjoyable!" Tang Yuan's eyes were full of silver brilliance excitedly: "Lao Tzu has dreamed of such a rìzi: wait comfortably, and then just count the silver for nothing; fuck, I didn't expect the silver to be counted, but it was counted into a silver ticket...... Lao Tzu now counts the silver tickets every day, and his hands cramp...... Every night I count it with my own hands, and it's the middle of the night, it's so cool......"

"You...... It's great!" Jun Moxie was defeated. I never thought that one day I would be able to be so speechless! If you really exchange all the income of the noble hall for silver, it seems that you don't need to exchange it all for silver, even if you exchange it for eleven years, or even one hundred and one exchange, it is estimated that it can make the fat man really lose weight in one night-enough to fill the pile of silver in n rooms, if Tang Yuan's body is counted again, he will not be exhausted...... Then at least a few dozen catties of meat will be missing! The kind that can't be eaten back no matter how much you eat this thing!

As soon as Jun Mo Xie thought about this, he suddenly thought of an excellent way to help Tang Yuan lose weight, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but show a trace of an evil smile.

Tang Yuan, who was standing beside him, suddenly shuddered, it seemed that someone was calculating himself? Forget it, there are still fewer people who want to calculate himself? With a master like Song Shen to protect himself, he still cares about other people's calculations? The fat man muttered twice.

"Well, fat man, tell all the participating buyers that all the income this time must be traded in cash or gold! No cash tickets will be collected! The auction time will be postponed for ten days in turn, giving everyone enough time to mobilize funds!" Jun Moxie suddenly remembered his golden power, and it was better to use several other metals to refine the blood of Yanhuang again.

And it can also make the fat man lose weight...... "Cash silver trading? gold?" Tang Yuan was dizzy: "Sanshao, what do you want to do with this?" What a big lump it must be. ”

"I'm of great use, so I'll do as I say!" Jun Moxie said solemnly.

"Okay, you must have your reasons, I'll deal with it......" Tang Fat Man was a little puzzled, but he still agreed in one bite. "But I said Sanshao, you have to do me a favor first. ”

"What's the matter?"

"It's not Sun Xiaomei's mother-in-law. Alas, don't you know that the pill you gave me was the kind for women, and I kept half a bottle for Sun Xiaomei...... And then this time has been eaten...... But after eating, the problem appeared......" Tang Yuan sighed for a long time.

"What's the situation?, is there a side effect?" Jun Moxie's interest suddenly raised, looking at Tang Yuan like this, it shouldn't be a good thing.

"Alas, that medicine is indeed very effective, and the woman is now slimmer, and she can be compared to Princess Reimu. But now the question is...... It's even uglier on the face!"

Tang Yuan yù cried without tears and said, "Three young people...... Don't you know, the current Sun Xiaomei, it's simply 'watching the back fascinate thousands of troops, turning his head to scare away millions of heroes!' This kind of comparison makes me too broken...... Especially when I think that she is still my future wife...... I'm even more devastated......"

"What's so your face?" Jun Moxie wondered, how could that young yīn Dan be the best at nourishing his face, how could he make his face ugly?

"Xiaomei, she was a child, she ate a little bit and didn't know anything, and then suddenly she became more and more ugly and out of shape...... Alas, it's not the kind that's easy to say anyway. But since taking your medicine, my body has changed more and more, and it seems that even my bones have become more and more slender...... As soon as I saw that it worked, I came to abuse power for personal gain and left her half a bottle ......"

Tang Yuan looked at Jun Moye with some embarrassment, and scratched his head: "After a few days, every time I see her back, I will find that the real one is becoming more and more charming, it is really beautiful...... But, but her face was getting more and more ugly, what kind of pimples and abscesses, and what kind of scabs...... Sanshao Wow, don't you know the pain in my heart...... Such a good figure...... What a shame, wow. ”

When Jun Moxie heard this, he had already understood, it seems that Sun Xiaomei's original sturdy body shape was not completely innate, and it should have been after eating something, intentionally or unintentionally destroying the balance of yīn yang in the body, so everything is developing according to the male xìng, but now the young yīn pill that he has refined himself is the nemesis of this kind of thing, so Tang Fatzi forced out the toxins in Sun Xiaomei's body by mistake, but because of the ineffective use of the method, these perennial toxins were automatically transferred, and all of them were forced to the face, so that a face was miserable, resulting in the present"Look at the back and want to commit a crime, look at the side face and want to retreat, look at the front and think about legitimate defense" ...... "It doesn't matter, I'll take a look later." I believe it's not a big deal, and I will return you to a consistent wife. But you have to be careful, fat man, in case Sun Xiaomei becomes beautiful and kicks you again......"

"Ah?!" Tang Yuan was taken aback, and said: "Don't say it, I really haven't paid attention, if that's the case, with that mother-in-law's fierce xìng style, it's really possible...... Or will it be cured?" he thought for a while, and said distressedly, "But if it is not cured...... This face is too uninteresting for me......"

"Alas, I'll think of a way for you......" Jun Moye comforted, and then rolled his eyes: "But, fat man, my brother is settling accounts, you are honest, if your wife doesn't carve out the situation, do you plan to use your power for personal gain this time?"

"Uh......" Tang Yuan rolled his eyes wildly.

"You also know the rules of our hall, according to the market auction price of each one, double the maximum price of each one, and deduct it directly from your shares!" Jun Moye said mercilessly: "If this situation occurs again in the future, all your shares will be confiscated!"

"Don't...... Don't be a little ...... That's all silver, white silver, silver is my life, you are seeking your brother's life, we are brothers......" Tang Yuan screamed miserably, as if someone had taken out his heart and liver. A handful of snot and a tearful accusation: "You can't do this! You're so cruel whin......"

I never dreamed that I would knock on the bamboo pole of the whole world with great interest, and now as soon as Jun Moxie comes back, it will be his turn to be knocked, is this the current world report...... "Then you choose for yourself, do you want a wife or silver?" Jun Moxie walked forward with his hands in his hands, ignoring the fat man's pleas.

"Well...... This one...... That, silver is life, but it is more important whether the wife is the root of life, or the root of life, of course, I still have to ...... wife" Tang Yuan rolled his eyes, and finally made up his mind.