I don't care about showing my ability in front of others, and it can be said that it doesn't matter.

On the way back, I was thinking about whether to set up a stall tomorrow, and the little boy came to see it alone in the afternoon, kicking a small pebble under his feet, and thinking absentmindedly, "It seems that I have to find a good way to master the power of gluttony"

"Oh,, who threw it!!" He Jun covered his head and looked at the crowd behind him and shouted angrily.

The people behind looked up, but no one paid attention to him, "It's really unlucky! If you see someone throwing it, Lao Tzu will definitely beat him!." Si~~Pain~~"

"Hey~~What are you doing??It's boring~~~" The idle Xiao Kai doesn't know where to go.

I don't know how long I walked, the corners of Li Xiaokai's mouth curled up slightly, revealing a bad smile, and the people around him hid when they saw Li Xiaokai's appearance.

"Hey, just do it. "Hurry up and walk forward.

.................

On a hidden street corner, Xiao Kai walked out in an old outfit, a pair of blind sunglasses, two beards under his nose and a chin droop, wearing shabby Taoist clothes, holding a cloth flag, and writing "Wander in the world to solve the difficulties of all beings." ”

Pick up the phone and open the selfie, "Hey, hey~ good!

"One line at a time, one world at a time, many disasters and many difficulties. ”

"The trail wanders in the world, raising your hand to solve the difficulties of all beings. ”

Li Xiaokai looked like a master, and every step was very steady, and the pedestrians were also curious to look back, "Can this layman in front wait a minute." Li Xiaokai's right hand slapped Gong Fan on the shoulder.

Leave Xiao Kai to bow his hand, "Layman, poor Dao Moxin is polite, just now Poor Dao God looked at the celestial phenomena and found that the monk is in trouble today!"

Gong Fan was speechless in his heart, everyone has come out this year, and he still asked Xiang Lixiaokai, "Do you want to say that I am haunted by bad luck today, and then you can solve it with a few strokes for me?"

Li Xiao Xingzhong was also shocked, how did this guy know what I wanted to say......... "Layman, this matter is not a joke. ”

Gong Fan was bored in his heart, "Just annoy you charlatans, you are swaggering and deceiving all day long, and you are insane!" After speaking, he left.

"To say that you are unlucky is that you are unlucky, can you run away?" The black qi of bad luck appeared in the palm of his hand and threw it on Gong Fan.

The sky was close to sunset, the color of the sun was not so bright, the clouds appeared a faint red, and a few small birds flew together in the air, poof, something fell from the bird, and dripped on the top of Gong Fan's head.

"Huh, is it raining?" Gong Fan touched his head, and the white thing was wiped on Gong Fan's hand, "What is it?" Put it on your nose and smell it~~vomit~~~~~

In the back, Li Xiaokai held back a smile, his face was flushed~~ Raise your hand and throw a little bad luck black gas, anyway, there will be no big deal, throw a little more!

Vomit~~Vomit~~ Gong Fan held on to the tree and retched, the smell of bird feces was really disgusting, and the palm of his hand rubbed clean on the bark, "Bad luck!!" When he was about to take a step back, the root of his hind foot was suddenly tripped by the stone brick under the tree, and he tore ~~Bang~~Feed~~~ "Ah!!" A girl sat on Gong Fan's face and shouted.

Tong Yuan dressed up carefully today and prepared to find her best friend, who knew that a man suddenly fell back, grabbed her skirt with his palm, tore the skirt and was removed, and touched his knees to lie down, sat on his face with his ass, and let out a fart to the man~~~

Tong Yuan's face was flushed, she pulled up her skirt and stood up, "You... It's okay~~"

Gong Fan was in a bad mood, "Did you say there was something! Forget it on my head, you still fart, Lao Tzu can't get along with the smell today?"

Tong Yuan was taken aback by Gong Fan, and was also ashamed by what he said~ looked like she was about to cry, "Yes... You pulled my skirt off first, and then you tripped me..."

Gong Fan got up, looked at the girl who was pulling the skirt in front of him, recalled that he seemed to have done it himself, took off his coat and tied it around the girl's waist, "I'm sorry, I'm a little unlucky today, I'll take you to buy one, and I'll apologize." ”

As he spoke, he took the girl's hand and walked to the mall.

Looking at the disappearing backs of a man and a woman, Xiao Kai didn't want to laugh at all, standing in place as if a team of crows flew in front of him, "No, how do you feel like a couple, when will this bad luck still get married......." Li Xiaokai couldn't believe it, and threw a little black luck with him on a passerby.

The driving black sedan suddenly threw out a drink bottle and smashed it into the face of a passer-by, "Is there any morality!!" shouted angrily and quickly chased the vehicle.

Li Xiaokai stroked his fake beard, "Well, that's right!"

..........

On the sidewalk, dozens of passers-by stood here waiting for the master's blessing, and in the middle of the flickering of Xiaokai for a long time to make this group of people superstitious, at this moment Lixiaokai is a ghost drawing on the forehead of a woman, and a person with a hundred yuan in his hand has handed it to Xiaokai.

"Master, it's my turn, I don't know why I'm particularly unlucky today, I don't do anything well, and I ask the master to bless me" The fat man took a hundred yuan in his hand and put it in his hand.

"Well, although Poor Dao is blind, but in his mind, he can feel that your Yin Tang is black, and it is simply black, or not, even though Poor Dao walks in the world, and I don't want to see the suffering of sentient beings, let's solve it for you. Li Xiaokai stuffed the money into his cloth pocket, his face looked unbearable, and he shot another ghost on the man's forehead.

After a long time, he stopped from Xiaokai.

"Lay people, today's poor road mana is insufficient, tomorrow the poor road is still here, life is innate, luck can be changed, tomorrow the poor road is to solve your suffering. "Break away from the crowd.

Everyone bowed down, "the master walked slowly.........."

"Huh~~ Brother, why are you here!" It was the little boy who played the flute at the beginning of the train with the elementary school.

Li Xiaokai took off his sunglasses and looked down at the little boy, "Eh~ How did you recognize me." ”

Zheng Bin's immature voice said, "Brother, I recognized your nose, I thought I was wrong, how can I be amazing!" Zheng Bin looked like I was very powerful.

Li Xiaokai hugged Zheng Bin, took Zheng Bin's mother's hand and shouted, "Sister, run!!"

Zheng Bin's mother, He Wen, was also taken away from Xiao in confusion.

"Damn! It's a liar!!Bastard actually cheated us out of money!!" A group of people who were fooled by Xiaokai also came to their senses, no matter how stupid they were, they knew that they had been deceived.

On the sidewalk, the little boy in Lixiaokai's arms, who was running, removed the fake beard, and He Wen also recognized Lixiaokai, "Ha~~ Little brother, why are you .....?"

Li Xiaokai smiled, "Sister, run first." ”

............

In a corner, Xiao Kai shook off the crowd behind him, took off the shabby clothes and threw them aside, and did not forget to take out the money, sorted out the clothes and stood in front of the mother and son again, lowered his body and touched Zheng Bin's little head, and put the money in Zheng Bin's hand, "Come, these take these snacks to eat"

He Wen, who was relieved, asked Xiang Lixiaokai, "Little brother, it seems that you are not bad for money, how can you ......?"

Li Xiaokai knew what she wanted to say, "Hahahaha, it's nothing, I just think it's boring and it's fun to play, it's okay, who made this little guy so smart to recognize me, it seems that I don't have to play tomorrow." ”

He Wen was speechless, are rich people so good at playing?

"Eldest sister, let's go, meeting is fate, I invite you to dinner. “