Chapter 005, Testing

Updated: 2012-09-2015:11:06 Word Count: 3257

"Steal half a day of leisure!" Dong Tao, the little fat man who slept until the sun was three poles, stretched his waist and walked out of the tent, glanced at Augustine, who was sitting in the tent next door enjoying red wine and cigars, and was not polite, walked over and poured a glass, and drank it like a cow, and said unhappily: "Ogu, why is it not Lafite in 82?" After saying that, he threw away the cup, picked up a cigar, leaned lazily on the rattan chair, squinted and enjoyed the rare sunbathing. Augustine, who was holding a cigar in his mouth, walked over without being angry for a rare time, put his hand on Dong Tao's shoulder, and said with a kind and hypocritical smile: "Dear little fat man, it's okay to drink 82-year-old Lafite, there are many more in our winery, but now I have good news and a bad news I want to tell you, I don't know if you want to hear the good news first, or you want to hear the bad news first." "Take it away, I'm not familiar with you," the little fat man who rolled his eyes and flicked Augustine's hand away changed to a more comfortable position, and said, "Let's talk about the bad news first!" Augustine nodded, took off the cigar in his mouth, and said seriously: " This morning, the boss has already announced the news of the test, just when you are sleeping soundly, the first subject of the test is assassination, unfortunately I tell you, you became the first person to die while still sleeping in the assassination test, so you have lost a point in assassination, and I, Augustine, a descendant of the great Alexander family, am honored to get a point in assassination. The corners of the little fat man's mouth turned out

"Stealing half a day!"

Dong Tao, the little fat man who slept until the third pole of the sun, stretched his waist and walked out of the tent, glanced at Augustine, who was sitting in the tent next door enjoying red wine and cigars, and was not polite, walked over and poured a glass, and drank it like a cow, and said unhappily: "Ogu, why is it not Lafite in 82?" After saying that, he threw away the cup, picked up a cigar, leaned lazily on the rattan chair, squinted and enjoyed the rare sunbathing.

Augustine, who was holding a cigar in his mouth, walked over without being angry for a rare time, put his hand on Dong Tao's shoulder, and said with a kind and hypocritical smile: "Dear little fat man, it's okay to drink 82-year-old Lafite, there are many more in our winery, but now I have good news and a bad news I want to tell you, I don't know if you want to hear the good news first, or you want to hear the bad news first." ”

"Take it away, I'm not familiar with you," the little fat man who rolled his eyes and flicked Augustine's hand away changed to a more comfortable position, "Let's talk about the bad news first!"

Augustine nodded, took off the cigar in his mouth, and said seriously: "This morning, the boss has announced the news of the test, just when you are sleeping soundly, the subject of the first test is assassination, unfortunately I tell you, you became the first person to die while still sleeping in the assassination test, so you have lost a point of assassination, and I, Augustine, a descendant of the great Alexander family, am honored to get a point of assassination." ”

The corners of the little fat man's mouth twitched, and he resisted the urge to slap Augustine's handsome face to pieces, gritted his teeth and asked, "Good news?"

"The good news is that in addition to assassination, this test also has seven courses of sanda, fighting, national arts, firearms, explosives, tracking and wilderness survival, so although you lose one point, there are still seven points to take, for the sake of me Augustine is a gentleman, I will tell you another news, the boss announced, there are a total of eight tests, even if you have more than five points, those who do not reach five points will receive a special reward from the boss. ”

"What reward?"

Augustine, who tilted his head and thought for a long time, said with an affirmative face: "I remember the boss said that he found a tigress here, if he doesn't reach a score of five, he may go to play mating with that tigress, you can rest assured, the tiger will not bite you when mating, I dare to guarantee this." ”

"Augustine," the little fat man called out, staring at him solemnly.

"Dear little fat man, do you want to be grateful to me? No, we are good brothers. ”

"I cursed you to give birth to a son without an asshole," Dong Tao started to run after scolding.

Augustine, who was stunned for a full minute, hurriedly chased after him and asked, "Where are you going?"

"Lao Tzu went to take other tests. ”

Base.

"Firearms, Dong Tao, unqualified ......"

"Firearms, Augustine, substandard ......"

"Blasting, Dong Tao, unqualified ......"

"Blasting, Augustine, substandard ......"

As a result, two extremely obscene figures appeared on the periphery of the base.

Dong Tao's fingers trembled a little and took the cigar handed over by Augustine, struck more than a dozen times before lighting a match, took two puffs of cigar, and said with a vicious expression: "Augustine, have you noticed that this test is several grades more difficult than the previous ones, otherwise with the strength of the two of us, how could we not pass?"

"Oh, I swear in the name of God, I think so too," Augustine, who wanted to cry without tears, nodded, wiped the sweat from his forehead, glanced at the little fat man, and smiled a little gloatingly: "But I don't have to worry, because I have already passed the guò assassination, I only need to pass the guò four more gates, and you, you need to pass the remaining five gates, so my chances are much better than yours." ”

"How could you have been assassinated," Dong Tao said with a depressed expression.

"Because I assassinated you," Augustine said with a look of course.

"Augustine, I cāo the ancestral grave of your ancestors for eighteen generations. ”

"After passing the five tests, I can go back to my England, continue to attend the ball of the upper class aristocracy, and then praise the aristocratic women with beautiful poems, in exchange for a night of communication, and I can also drive a sports car to school to taste the fragrant tongue of the tender little beauty, and if I can't do it, I can go to the beach in Hawaii, while enjoying the sand, sunshine, and seawater, while tasting precious and delicious red wine, and admiring the bikini of the beach beauty, this is life!" Augustine looked intoxicated.

"Aren't you afraid that your cousin will find a chance to break you into pieces?" the little fat man poured a basin of cold water and said, "I remember that your cousin is the first heir in line to your Alexander family, and you, Augustine, are only the second in line to the heir, if you didn't happen to meet the boss last time, you have been thrown into the pond by your cousin to feed the crocodiles, as long as you go back, I can guarantee that within a month, you will have to say goodbye to your wine, beauty, and sports car." ”

The corners of Augustine's mouth, who was still intoxicated, twitched, and said, "Lao Tzu is also a master of the Tongguò test now. ”

The little fat man glanced at Augustine and said, "I haven't forgotten jì, the girl next to your cousin is a master, a master who makes the boss jealous." ”

"It's a big deal that Lao Tzu won't compete with her for the family property, okay!" exclaimed Augustine, who had a decadent face.

"Dear Augustine, I also have good news for you, I don't know if you have seen our Chinese court drama, this kind of family game of fighting for family property is not uncommon. In particular, your cousin with a heart like a femme fatale, as the first heir, she understands that as long as she dies, your second ancestor will become the first heir in line to the Alexander family, and all the first qiē will belong to you, the second ancestor, so if you don't die for a day, then she will be afraid of being poisoned when she eats and drinks, she is afraid of being assassinated when she rides in a car, and she is afraid of being bombed when she lives in a villa. ”

"Little fat man, don't try to use these tricks of yours to calculate me, the remaining five tests, of which tracking and survival in the wild are the strengths of my great Viscount Augustine, so get ready to mate with that tigress, I am sure that she will like your bloated body full of fat. ”

"Your strength?"

Augustine nodded, smiled wickedly, and said, "Of course, this is thanks to my tough cousin, if it weren't for her, maybe I wouldn't have been able to do both." ”

"Actually, in comparison, I still think your gentle sister is a little cuter, at least not like your cousin, dealing with scorpions and poisonous snakes every day, if you sleep with her, I really don't know when those nasty little things will climb into your bed and bite your little brother. ”

"Can I see that you like my sister?" Augustine looked at the little fat man with a solemn face, and without waiting for the little fat man to speak, he nodded and said: "Okay, I will fully express your meaning to our dearest boss, and let the boss know that you, little fat man, a lewd villain, are obsessed with the boss's woman, and of course, you can also cut off your underside to prove your innocence, so that I will keep my mouth shut." ”

"Get out," Dong Tao's face sank, and he gritted his teeth and said: "As the boss's most loyal younger brother, I have been looking for beauties for the boss, hoping to build a big harem for the boss, don't want to use your despicable means to drive a wedge between me and the boss, when I return to the capital, I will collect all the four beauties in our capital for the boss and become the boss's collection, understand?"

"Only four?" Augustine pouted and said, "There are a lot of beauties in our Alexander family, although my sister is the most beautiful one, but there are more than a dozen of them who are about the same as her, and when I return to the Alexander family, I will give all these beauties to our dearest boss, and I believe that as long as my sister knows where the boss's bed is, she will willingly climb into the boss's bed, in your Huaxia words, I am the boss's brother-in-law, and the relationship is further than yours!"

"Augustine, you are really a shameless arist," Dong Tao glared.

Augustine smiled hypocritically, performed a standard aristocratic salute, and said, "Thank you for the compliment, nobles are shameless." ”

"I'm going to test you two on Fight and Sanda. ”

Hearing this familiar voice, the two of them also trembled, and at the same time turned their heads to look at the ring, the person who originally tested fighting and sanda was replaced by a woman, and it was a woman who was familiar to both of them, Murong Siyu, a woman who dared to play fighting with Lin Juxiong's pervert.

The two glanced at each other, and at the same time piled up a courteous smile, and said, "Dear lady, you are not a person who tests fighting and sanda, right?"

"I don't think they will have an opinion, I'll test it for the two of you," Murong Siyu said with a calm expression.

"No comment. ”

It can be seen that the number one master beauty in the base abuses the two notoriously obscene men, Little Fat Man and Augustine, and everyone else is naturally happy to scream.

The little fat man looked at Augustine with a resentful face, and cursed: "I said a long time ago, this woman likes the boss, don't do the boss and other women's affairs in front of her, you don't believe Lao Tzu's words, now you know, suffer hardship!"

"You also said it," Augustine looked aggrieved, obviously not suffering in the hands of Murong Siyu.

Ten minutes later.

A fat man and a handsome foreigner lay in the ring like dead dogs, the fat man's face was all huddled together, and Augustine's handsome face was twisted into a hideous appearance.

Murong Siyu, who clapped his hands, jumped out of the ring directly, walked to the gate of the base and stopped, glanced back at the two of them, and said casually: "Barely count the two of you as a test of guò sanda and fighting!" As soon as the two who wanted to cry without tears stood up, they heard Murong Siyu, who walked out, continue, and said, "If I'm in a bad mood, continue to talk to the two of you." ”

The two fell headlong into the ring.