Chapter 535: A Soul That Can't Be Shaken Off
82_82884 This time, the three of them didn't pay attention, and sat against the big tree in a daze, because this was the third time they had encountered the same corpse, so it was inevitably not as scary as the first time they saw it.
Wushuang pointed to the thing above his head and said, "I said, this eldest sister, can you be reasonable? We have no grudges in the past and no hatred in the near future, what do you say you are tossing us?"
"Lao Tie, it is estimated that she is lonely after her death, have you heard of it, there is a custom of underworld marriage in the mountains, generally unmarried men and women have to do underworld marriage after death, has appeased their grievances, when they are alive, they have seven emotions and six desires, you say that people are dead, and you have not enjoyed the joy of fish and water in your life, can you be willing to go on the road? I think she has taken a fancy to you and wants to leave you behind. ”
Wushuang glanced at him and scolded: "The deflated calf should go to your uncle, why don't you say that she has taken a fancy to you and wants you to get into trouble? Don't you brag all day long and say what kind of girl + young woman killer you are? Come on, come on, I'll put this sister down now, you two hurry up and have sex together!"
These two people still have the heart to quarrel and play in this situation, Lan Caidie couldn't cry and laugh while listening, and quickly interrupted: "Gotta have it, you don't even look at the time of joking?" Although what Brother Mouse said was a joke, one thing reminded me, since she only has one, is it okay for the three of us to run separately?"
Wushuang said Caidie, although this is a bad idea, but now there is only one way. In fact, it's a big luck, look at who she is with, the one who follows thinks he's unlucky, and the other two can escape and let the big army come to support, but it's a good way.
"I'm not going to do ......it! Don't you guys lose money? You think I don't know? You two have been wearing a pair of pants for a long time? Maybe you will sneak into a bed and fart sometimes, and after a while, you two will get together and throw me away, what if this female ghost follows me? Why don't I go? I won't be separated if I am killed!" Lu Haotian played a scoundrel.
Wushuang persuaded: "Mouse, who can joke with their lives at this moment of life and death, bet that we must gamble, how do you know that she has taken a fancy to you, buddy is better than you? ”
Wushuang didn't wait for Lu Haotian to agree or disagree, he gave Lan Caidie a look, and in an instant, the two of them ran away from the feet of the female corpse in two directions.
Nima...... Nima ...... I'm so damn you two...... I...... I ......" Lu Haotian was killed and didn't want to be separated from them, but who made him react slowly and his legs and feet were slow, and when he reacted, these two people had already run away, and he couldn't keep up if he wanted to, so he had to bite the bullet and run away in a direction like a big luck.
Let's not talk about Caidie and Lu Dashao, after all, Wushuang is the male protagonist, let's take a look at the direction he ran in first.
Wushuang's legs and feet are sharp, he has practiced this kung fu since he was a child, he is a thief, when the thief's legs and feet are slow, will he be beaten to death long ago?
Rubbing the wind under his feet, he rushed out of the road that could be a kilometer away, thinking that such a long distance, even if his feet fell to the ground, it was enough to catch up with himself, right? Wushuang was very confident in his efforts to apply oil under his feet.
Don't look at the joke with Lu Haotian just now, but he doesn't want the hanged ghost to be bumped into by Lu Haotian, as for Caidie, she is a girl, not to mention. But then again, now it's his turn to be alone, and he is really a little scared when he thinks about the hideous and terrifying face of the hanged ghost just now, leaving him alone in front of no one around him who doesn't even talk and joke.
I prayed in my heart, eldest sister, don't come to me!
Come on...... What do you want, when he looked up, there were not the same embroidered shoes on top of his head.
Wushuang simply didn't run, but let him run It is estimated that he will not be able to run now, he drank water, lit a cigarette, and sat under the toes of the female corpse.
"This sister, I don't think it's good for you to choose like this? You see, I'm a poor person, my family is not as rich as Lu Haotian, and my physique is not as good as others, so you must be the same as Sina...... Well?...... Well?...... Isn't it? We have to pick a good physique that can fight you for 300 rounds. In order to embolden himself and wait for the other companions to answer, Wushuang had to sit here and talk to himself without saying a word.
But this is a corpse, how can I understand his words? Even if I can understand it, if the female corpse opens her mouth now and says, "What this minister said is right!" Wouldn't it be to scare Wushuang directly to death?
"I think you may be an ethnic minority in this dress, right? You are not very old before you leave, so I will call you an ethnic minority sister. I said sister, no matter what age you are, no matter how much grievance you had in your life, as the saying goes, good will repay evil and evil will be rewarded, whoever harms you, you will go to whomever you want, what do you care about me? When the time comes, you will pull up a large number of brothers below and sit in the position of the big shopkeeper, that is to be windy and rainy, how bright it is!"
Wushuang muttered and foamed under the corpse's toes, and his throat was dry at the end, still not waiting for help.
If you want to say that this kid is really bold, I think that if this dirty thing really has the intention to entangle herself, I am afraid that I will also use a trick to prevent outsiders from entering this area and spare her beautiful things, I might as well fight with her if I die, so Lao Tzu is also a descendant of Wu Gongyao, how can I be afraid of you hanged ghost?
Thinking of this, Wushuang said to her again: "This minority sister, if you don't do this, it's not a matter for you to hang on a tree like this, not to mention the wind and sun, it's easy to provoke mosquitoes and flies, I will bury you, you will let me go, okay? I count one, two, three, you don't say yes." ”
"1......" Wushuang is completely emboldened by himself, but he didn't expect that just after counting to 1 and not waiting for 2, the female corpse on top of her head suddenly fell from the branch of the tree, almost reaching Wushuang.
"I'm ...... You...... Aren't you a scoundrel? This is my trick! You're not good like this, you have to be an honest and trustworthy ghost! Okay, okay, then even if you agree, then I'll sell it to you now. ”――513549+cqsqc+535――>。