Chapter XXVI Traditional Customs
Han Haowen is very speechless now, it was a waitress who reported the news to him, and when she was about to take herself into the ladies dressing room, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and he wiped his sweat helplessly and looked at the waitress. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Is this the ladies' dressing room?" he asked the waiter quizzishly, standing still in the doorway, his eyes moving to the words on the door frame, and then a red skirt sign.
"Yes sir, you need not be surprised, please keep coming with me. She didn't have any other superfluous expressions, and opened her mouth to explain in standard words.
"Since you call me sir, why are you taking me in, do I look like a woman?" Han Haowen pointed to his nose and looked at the waiter and asked.
"Oh, sir, it's okay, there is a special passage to Miss Wang Rui's bath, you can meet her directly, and then go and help her. The waiter said calmly, as if it was a normal thing, but for Han Haowen, who had been single for thirty years, it was a very strong answer, and he suddenly felt very embarrassed.
"Even if there is a way to find her directly, it's not okay, she's a woman, in the hot spring, right?" Han Haowen knew that if people were in the hot springs, then there was no doubt about the situation, the hot springs here don't have swimsuits, they all use bath towels.
Before the waiter could answer, Han Haowen saw her gesture of invitation, and hurriedly refused, "No, no, no, no...... If I don't go, you go and tell her that I can't go. Han Haowen hurriedly said no, his heart was about to collapse, and he thought, "What are you kidding, this is a female hot spring, they don't have a trace of clouds at all, I'm going to send them to death." β
"Uh, sir, aren't you Miss Wang Rui's boyfriend?" the waiter was puzzled this time, and then said, "I think her situation seems to be urgent." β
"Isn't it...... A girl named Tang Bo gave her ......" Han Haowen didn't continue, thinking of the muscular man Tang Cheng before, he knew that Wang Rui's scene at this moment must be miserable, the same as his own before.
"Well, how do you know? Don't ask me why I don't go by myself, Miss Tang Bo, she is a regular customer of ours, she and her brother have to stay with us every time they go to Yizhongshan, and she is also from the Tang family, so I can't get her away, and then Miss Wang Rui said, she said that you are the only one left to help her. The waiter analyzed and explained, it was the head of the road, if it weren't for Han Haowen being a man, he might really go.
"Can I help her? I can help her if it's a war or a fight, but this, this favor...... I can't help!" Han Haowen pointed to the inside of the women's locker room, and hurriedly waved his hand, while his head shook like a wave drum.
"Okay...... Well, I've called you here, so my mission is complete, and I'm going to do other work. After the waitress finished speaking, she walked away, leaving Han Haowen with his hands clasped around his chest, and he couldn't help but sweat slightly, because he had just faintly heard Wang Rui's screams in the lady's hot spring.
"I still have to think of a way...... Otherwise, I wouldn't dare to go back to the Royal Academy alone, sell Wang Rui here, it's no wonder if Captain Xu doesn't kill me......" Han Haowen muttered to himself, Wang Rui is also a member of the royal team, and it will definitely not work if he goes back by himself.
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In the hot spring for girls.
"Ah...... Don't you listen to my benefactor?" Wang Rui really couldn't help it, what kind of custom is this Tang Bo, he kept hugging or rubbing each other when he was excited, not to mention that the life-saving benefactor would be like this, even if he was an enemy who destroyed the door, he didn't bring this.
"Take back your salty pig hands!" Wang Ruijiao shouted, and after patting off the small hand on her waist, she turned around and kicked it, but in the water, the power of a kick was dispensable.
"Don't take it...... Ahh As soon as Tang Bo finished saying not to take it, Wang Rui began to fight back, and muttered, "Are you allowed to arrest me? Hmph! It's too naΓ―ve, I will too!"
Next, the two delicate bodies kept churning in the water.
"Tang Bo!" Suddenly, a majestic roar came from outside the brick wall, breaking through the noisy crowd and reaching Tang Bo's ears.
"Brother, what did my brother call me?" Tang Bo muttered, and then responded, "Brother, what are you calling me for?"
On the other wall, Tang Bo's voice seemed to be heard, and he roared back, "The benefactor told you not to treat Wang Rui with our family's 'customs', otherwise ......" There was no sound on the other side, but Tang Cheng was muttering in a low voice, "Otherwise, your brother and I won't be able to live ......"
"Oh!" After answering Tang Cheng, Tang Bo turned around, looked at Wang Rui, who was covered in water droplets, and pouted dissatisfiedly, before she stopped going crazy, she listened to her brother very much, if his brother didn't stop her, I'm afraid she wouldn't stop.
But Tang Bo didn't know that the men's bathhouse was a miserable scene.
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In the men's bathhouse, everyone watched the scene of turning their eyes to the shore as if it were lively, and this scene was quite spectacular, and some people could not help but laugh.
"Big brother, I call you big brother benefactor, you can let me down now, big brother ......" At this moment, Tang Cheng was being hung upside down by Han Haowen with a water rope, and his whole body was frozen and hung on the shore, because of his sturdy body, it looked like a honeycomb bag from a distance.
Why is this so? Because after Tang Cheng saw Han Haowen before, he excitedly pounced over and wanted to give a big bear hug, but before he could pounce, he was hit by a ball of water balloon, flew out upside down, and then condensed in the air, and the perfect muscular Luo male statue appeared.
Han Haowen breathed a sigh of relief after hearing the stop cry on the other side, and with a flick of his index finger, a small water balloon broke the water rope, and said lightly, "Next time, don't use that 'family custom' to hug me, otherwise I will tie you up for three days and three nights." β
"Yes, yes...... Hehe, benefactor, let's go have a meal together, I know that if I want to repay you, there is nothing that will satisfy you, hehe, let's go have a meal. "Tang Cheng, after falling, he hurriedly soaked in the ice cubes in the hot spring, rubbed his hands, and hurriedly continued, I want to have a meal with my benefactor, when he was in Erzhong Mountain, he really thought that he was about to die, if it wasn't for the coincidence that Han Haowen came, he might be a skeleton on Erchong Mountain. Of course, he didn't know that the madness of the strong-toothed leopards was because of Xiao Hei, and Han Haowen was also a little responsible.
Han Haowen took back the water rope coiled in the water, this was the small skill he had discovered when cleaning up those books before, the Yellow Rank Battle Skill - Water Rope. Although there is no attack effect, it can even be said to be a waste skill, but if it is used in practice, it is still quite practical, you can grab anything, hang anything, and after the water element becomes a rope form, it is difficult to cut it again, a bit like the nylon rope in the previous life, and this skill is very easy to learn, the yellow level combat skill, Han Haowen learned the essentials in two minutes.
"Forget about repaying or something, it just so happens that I haven't eaten yet, so I should be able to go and have a meal. Han Haowen looked at Tang Cheng, who finally calmed down, breathed a sigh of relief, and said lightly, he was very afraid of Tang Cheng's big bear, if it wasn't for saving Wang Rui, he wouldn't have come to Tang Cheng, it seems that he still found the right one, because there was no Wang Rui's scream on the side of the lady's hot spring, Han Haowen guessed well, Tang Bo listened to Tang Cheng's words, and didn't know how he came to this idea, maybe there was a sister who used to listen to him very much, but he couldn't remember who it was.
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"Ugh. Wang Rui also heard Tang Cheng's roar, she found that Tang Bo was unusually obedient, and sure enough, there was no more 'customs and habits', Tang Bo shook his body slightly, stood up from under the water, and his body was exposed to the air, even this frightened Wang Rui, because she thought that Tang Bo wanted to pounce on herself again.
"Don't be scared~ Now I'm not crazy with you, come, get up, let's go change our clothes and go out. Tang Bo stretched out his arm like a lotus root and motioned to help her get up, which flattered Wang Rui, and carefully put her slender hand on it, and after she pulled herself up, she basically believed her words and walked into the locker room with Tang Bo.
Han Haowen's movements were relatively fast, he sorted out his things first, and then went to the hotel room to pack his luggage, put it in Zhan Ling, and found the Ice Emperor in the corner.
"You just stay here, help the hotel owner guard the room, I'll go first." Han Haowen teased at him.
"......Shh Dare to be taken away by me!No way!" The Ice Emperor's appearance was very funny, he turned his back to Han Haowen, and kept saying that he was doing bad things behind his back, as if it was true.
Seeing that Han Haowen didn't answer himself, and was hurting something, he got directly into his sleeve, and said.
Han Haowen felt the weight coming, and was speechless, "I said that your body is so small, why is it so heavy?"
"Concentrate is the essence!, you know?"
"Bump. After closing the door and leaving the room, Han Haowen went to the door of the small hot spring to wait for the Tang family brothers and sisters, because Tang Cheng said that he would invite them to a meal, and he would not eat for nothing, anyway, he had no cash on him now, and the gold card was in the dormitory of the Royal Academy.
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Standing outside waiting for the two brothers and sisters of Tang Cheng and Tang Bo, "Whew...... The two siblings were finally quiet. Han Haowen held the green tea cup in one hand, took a sip of hot green tea, exhaled, and said lightly to Wang Rui after changing his clothes.
"Hmm...... Is her brother like this?" Wang Rui heard the meaning of Han Haowen's words, and asked suspiciously, seeing the latter's sad expression, and then thinking about her brother's strong appearance, she couldn't help but laugh out loud, and her shoulders were lightly coaxed, "Poof...... Ha ha. β
"What are you laughing at...... Han Haowen couldn't help but blush when he was laughed at by Wang Rui, and asked rhetorically, he knew that maybe the latter had guessed his previous embarrassing scene, and then glanced at her helplessly, and saw her smile, smiling her, she was a little more beautiful than before, Han Haowen couldn't help but be a little stunned.
Of course, it's not Han Haowen who is moved, there is still a little bit of aesthetic heart.
"What do you say I'm laughing at, aren't you not admitting yourself? β
β...... Uh," "I don't admit myself yet, you just screamed so loudly...... The men's area heard it, you have no right to laugh at me, right......" Han Haowen didn't want to say this sentence to save her some face, but she was led out like this.
"I ...... Is my cry loud?" Wang Rui couldn't help but blush slightly after hearing this, like a little apple to the sun, and asked in a low voice.
"Uh...... It's not loud or loud, it's just that it's all heard here. β
"Hmph...... Ah, it's embarrassing, everyone should have heard it...... It's all your fault, didn't I ask you to help? Wang Rui opened his mouth and continued, his cheeks were red, and he ran over and hammered Han Haowen's chest, and said in a low voice.
Han Haowen was hammered by the powder fist, and then muttered in his heart, "I remember that in my last life, there was a very cute 'beat your chest' or something short text emoji, uh, a big man with the same tone as Zhang Fei also ran to read it, hehe, I almost didn't catch my breath when I laughed...... Hey, I just can't remember clearly, more than ten years. He was so disgusted by the girl, he didn't even think about anything, he didn't have any movement or reaction, he was still thinking about the things in his previous life,...... He really deserves to be a single dog, professionally single for thirty years.
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On the street, two men and two women walked side by side, because they were dressed relatively ordinary, just like normal people, and they walked plainly, without attracting other eyes.
"Benefactors, where are we going to eat?" Tang Cheng was the first to speak, and asked cautiously at the two of them, in a very sincere tone, as if he was afraid that they would leave.
"I'll do whatever you want, it's obvious that you're in for a treat, and you can book the location yourself. Han Haowen hugged his hands behind his head and said casually.
"I'm the same. Wang Rui found Tang Cheng's hot gaze, looked at his sturdy appearance, and hurriedly replied, she also followed Han Haowen out to mix, since that battle, she recently found that she was even more like this, everything was up to her, Wang Rui felt that as long as she followed him, everything else would be very safe and smooth.
"Uh......" Hearing their answer, Tang Cheng couldn't help but wonder, and thought to himself, "Their habits and styles are really different from their own." β