Chapter 51: The Stone Monkey of the World
"I don't know how many people are still in the road, remember this map?"
When night was about to fall again, Zhao Yan stood on a wooden platform about half a meter high, pointed to a hand-drawn map and asked.
The hand-drawn map consisted of a large sheet of paper, about half a meter square, which had to be attached to a larger wooden board because of its size.
When questioning, Zhao Yan looked down at the audience who were qualified to listen to the story, except for the newcomers Sun Tianyang and Hou Xiye, everyone else was familiar faces.
"Of course I remember, this is a map of the Great Sui Empire and the surrounding small countries!"
There are fanatical fans of "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty", and when Zhao Yan's voice just fell, he had already replied urgently.
The answer is very correct. Zhao Yan stretched out his hand and pointed in the direction where the voice came from: "But unfortunately, there is no reward." ”
Everyone in the audience let out a burst of chuckles.
To be honest, this level of witticism, that is, in this group environment, will have such an effect.
After everyone finished laughing, Zhao Yan snapped his fingers again, so his royal attendant Chang Kaishen and others carried another larger map, covering the map of the Great Sui Empire and the surrounding effects.
If there are other travelers, they will see at a glance that this new map is clearly a topographical map of the real Eurasian continent, and the map is even clearly marked with such things as Broken Leaf City, Samarkand, Hengrus, Baghdad, Tianfang, Tehran, Damascus, Istanbul, Cairo, ...... and so on.
However, with the exception of countries located in East Asia, there are only place names in all other places. And there is no name of the country.
Zhao Yan admitted that he did it on purpose, because he was not sure if there would be a mistake in the name of the country in his apocryphal "Journey to the West", so it was better not to mark it, so that no one would be able to debunk it when the time came.
"Does anyone know this map?"
Zhao Yan asked.
There was silence in the audience, and of course no one knew him.
"So, what about this map?"
Zhao Yan snapped his fingers again without looking back, so Chang Kaishen and the others pulled out a new map.
This time, the scale of the map has been made larger again. It's just for the sake of the storyline. The original map of the Earth World Realm has been seriously tampered with.
On the topographic map of Eurasia, the four characters "Southern Ganbu Prefecture" are suddenly written, and Africa is completely separated from Eurasia. It became "West Niu Hezhou". Above it is the "Beiju Luzhou" that is scribbled but looks like Australia. Monkey King's hometown, Aolai Country, and the "Dongsheng Shenzhou" to which Aolai Country belongs, naturally can only be the American continent.
So there was silence again. This map is even more unlikely to be recognized.
"I think it's best for everyone to come up and look at these two maps one by one, because the "Legend of the Great Sage" that I'm going to talk about next...... I'm sorry for the wrong name, but the story of "Journey to the West" is based on these three maps. ”
Zhao Yan clapped his hands and sent a sincere invitation to the audience, everyone in the audience is not embarrassed to be this bird.
"If you don't look at it, then my old man will be polite. ”
In the end, it was Song Twelve Zhangs who gave Zhao Yan a free trust again, and took the lead on stage to look at the two maps one by one.
And now that there is someone to take the lead, the next thing will naturally be solved, and the audience will soon flock to look at the map, and even Sun Tianyang and Hou Xiye have joined in this excitement.
When Hou Xiye came to the stage to look at the map, Zhao Yan deliberately observed her behavior, and then was surprised to find that Hou Xiye's behavior was very normal.
Sister Xinyue really deserves to be a little miracle doctor, so Hou Xiye, who has been cured with medicine, is not budding with multiple personalities?
Zhao Yan thought a little evilly, so his thoughts were quickly replaced by relief - if Hou Xiye's multiple personality disorder can be successfully cured, it will be a good thing.
In Zhao Yan's secret thoughts, Sun Tianyang and Hou Xiye, who appeared on the stage the least, also stepped down.
So, Zhao Yan stood in the center of the high platform again, and then cleared his throat to make the audience quiet again.
After those who are not determined to leave one after another, the remaining listeners, for whatever reason, will not violate the three chapters of the covenant that Zhao Yan has already made when telling the story, so that Zhao Yan has the opportunity to clear them out of the revolutionary ranks.
"In the beginning, the heavens and the earth were chaotic, like chickens in the middle of the endless void. I don't know that after hundreds of millions of years, a primordial god was finally born in the chaos, this god was born and famous, called Pangu!"
After everyone finally quieted down, Zhao Yan began to tell the story.
Everyone didn't expect that Zhao Yan's new story actually started from the beginning of the distant heaven and earth, and when he finally finished talking about describing the unopened heaven and earth, everyone was a little stupid for a while.
What the?
It turns out that when the world was first born, was this like this?
Does this god, who was born as Pangu, really exist?
Everyone involuntarily began to think about this problem.
In the blink of an eye, another 18,000 years have passed. In the world world that is as muddy as a chicken, Pangu finally grew up, and he finally opened his eyes, wanting to take a look at the world world around him. Pangu just opened his eyes, but he only saw endless darkness, so Pangu was angry Pangu was angry, he stretched out his hand and grabbed an axe out of nowhere, and slashed it according to the black hole in front of him!"
"I only heard a loud click! Where the big axe struck, the heavens and the earth opened up! The sun is clear for the sky, and the yin is for the earth. It's just that the nascent heaven and earth are not strong, and Pangu, who is afraid that the heaven and the earth will return to chaos, stands between the heaven and the earth, holding the sky in his hand and stepping on the earth, suppressing the heaven and the earth and unable to coincide. ”
Since then, Pangu has grown one zhang in the day, and the sky has been one zhang higher in the day, and the earth has been thicker in one zhang, and another 18,000 years have passed. Finally one day, the heavens and the earth were completely stabilized, but the primordial ancient god Pangu couldn't hold it anymore, he ...... I'm going to die. ”
Pangu fell to the ground, crushing the earth into four pieces, and a new god was born in his skull, the embodiment of death. It is also called Pangu, and the breath of Pangu has become a storm and clouds, and the sound is thunder. The left eye is the sun. The right eye is the moon. The four limbs and five bodies are four poles and five mountains. Blood is rivers, lakes and seas. The veins are in the ground. Muscles for the soil. Hair for the stars. The skin is grass and trees. The tooth bones are goldenstone. The essence is pearl jade. Sweat for the rain. The insects of the body are sensed by the wind, and turn into human beings and ...... Weird. ”
"Then, it is the flood era when the communication between heaven and earth has not been severed, and people and gods live together......"
Zhao Yan did not stop, but briefly introduced Pangu and the subsequent era of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, and the focus was naturally Nuwa to make up for the sky.
So after talking about Nuwa, she mends the sky. and Nuwa uniting the Three Emperors and Five Emperors. After creating the Nine Heavens Barrier of Shenzhou, Zhao Yan changed his mind and finally entered the "Journey to the West".
"But it is said that thousands of years after the formation of the Nine Heavens Enchantment of Shenzhou, the ancient god Pangu of the primordial period shattered the earth and formed Dongsheng Shenzhou, one of the worlds of the Four Directions. There is a small coastal country called Aolai Country. There is a mountain in this country called Huaguo Mountain. This mountain full of strange flowers and beasts has a great origin, this mountain is the ancestral vein of the ten continents, the dragon of the three islands. Since the opening of the turbidity and standing, Hongmeng has been judged to become. On the top of that mountain, there is a multicolored fairy stone. Its stone is three feet six feet five inches high, and has two feet and four feet around the circle. Three feet six feet five inches high, three hundred and sixty-five degrees on Sunday, two feet and four feet around the circle ......"
As the story finally entered the right path, the people who were about to be divided in spirit because of a large number of popular science content in the world were finally able to take a breath.
It's just that with a loud bang in the sky in Zhao Yan's narration, the monkey appeared on the stage, and the audience, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, had to calm down again.
What a story!
To say, compared with the slightly youthful when he started talking about the Legend of the Double Dragon of the Tang Dynasty in Daye City, Zhao Yan has faintly found the feeling of being a storyteller.
The entire Huaguo Mountain was told by Zhao Yan to be like a fairyland on earth, which not only made the two "monkeys" present salivate, but even the other listeners who were human beings were also shaken by their hearts.
When describing the Water Curtain Cave, Zhao Yan reversed his previous rendering of Huaguo Mountain as a fairyland on earth, but covered it with a dark Gothic horror, as if whoever dared to enter it was equivalent to entering the gate of hell.
Therefore, when the stone monkey came out of the crowd to say that he wanted to break into the water curtain cave when all the monkeys did not dare, the audience immediately let out a buzz.
Some people think that the stone monkey is simply made of stone with its brain, and it is simply stupid to go home, and entering the water curtain hole is definitely certain death.
Others feel that the stone monkey has commendable courage and will definitely be able to become the king of Huaguo Mountain.
In short, there is a dispute between "monkeys are teasing" and "monkeys are male gods", because most of the holders of the former part of the views are young boys, and the latter part of the views are basically girl listeners.
The reason why the latter part is basically a girl is because in addition to the girls, there are two real monkeys, and they also clearly support this point of view.
In the spirit of taking it as his duty to maintain the peace of the world, Zhao Yan knocked on the shocking wood to turn his opinion to the left, and the two sides who were about to fight redirected their attention to him as the storyteller.
"Sit down, sit down, Yan Shao is going to be angry!"
Someone whispered a Level 1 alarm.
So all the listeners instantly returned to the state of a good baby, even Sun Tianyang, who was used to being the king, and Hou Xiye, who had a split personality, were no exception.
Zhao Yan was very satisfied with this reaction, so he began to continue telling the story.
All the monkey heads said that the stone monkey would never enter the stone cave behind the terrible waterfall, but the stone monkey himself did not think so, and said to the monkeys indifferently: "If I enter the stone cave behind this waterfall, will you really regard me as the king......?"
As the story began again, the audience quickly became addicted to the story of "Journey to the West" after secretly losing their breath.
This time, Zhao Yan said in one breath that after occupying the Water Curtain Cave, the stone monkey who established himself as the Monkey King wept because of the shortness of life, so he moved his mind to go to Nanganbu Prefecture to cultivate immortals and learn the Tao, and really built a raft to go out to sea, so he stopped.
"I want to know what happens next, and listen to the next breakdown. ”
The audience that Zhao Yan said was the twelve-character proverb that he didn't want to hear the most, which caused a sigh.
Of course, it was just a lamentation, no one dared to say that Zhao Yan played a big name, and no one dared to smash gold and silver on Zhao Yan's face, forcing him to return and continue to talk.
After the first day of preaching "Journey to the West", which had a very good effect, Zhao Yan came straight to Sun Tianyang and Hou Xiye, and he wanted to know how the two real demon monkeys reacted to the story of this stone monkey.
Because it was getting late, Zhao Yan didn't see Sun Tianyang standing clearly by the light of the bonfire that had been lit at some point, and his face was clearly full of ...... Tears.
I'll go, no, even if you're a monkey, so listening to this Journey to the West is very immersive, but what's the matter with crying?
This unexpected situation made Zhao Yan slightly frightened, which was not his original intention to talk about "Journey to the West".
"Supreme Treasure?"
Zhao Yan first called Sun Tianyang's new nickname.
No response.
"King Sun?"
Zhao Yan simply changed his name to Sun Tianyang's old nickname.
"I'm not a king! Compared to the Monkey King, who can have an epiphany just by eating, drinking, and having fun, what kind of bird feather king am I!"
Sun Tianyang finally reacted.
"Yan Shao, I didn't realize until this moment that I had lived in vain for more than two hundred years! Yan Shao, where can I find an immortal who is beyond reincarnation? I also want to go to learn from a teacher!"
Sun Tianyang, whose face was full of tears, said.
"Hehe, don't be in a hurry, your life is so long, so how about waiting for me to listen to my "Journey to the West" and then go to the gods to learn art?"
Zhao Yan, who finally confirmed that his new "Journey to the West" was not in vain, replied with a smile. (To be continued......)