"What the hell is a queen-style kicker, I don't remember practicing that strange thing!" Emilina, who was finally enraged by Jessica's series of undisciplined expressions, stomped her foot frantically and shouted, "Besides, I haven't asked you to accompany you to practice the method of shaking S, you don't talk about it next to you!"

"Oh no, dear little Amy, why do you try to deny the inseparable bond of friendship and precious bond between us?" Jessica then put on an exaggerated image like a resentful woman abandoned by her husband, pounding the ground as she stretched out her hand at me and cried aloud, "Is it really because of this monkey? ”

So why do I suddenly get an arrow in the knee inexplicably just standing next to me playing soy sauce?I am personally very interested in the history of lilies of love between you and Emilina, but we obviously didn't say anything just now, right?

"What's the matter with Zhou Yi here?" Emilina glanced back at me with an innocent face, then stared at Jessica Masse, "Although I was affected by the beautiful dream before, it has been lifted, don't talk nonsense there." Also, he's a human, not a monkey. ”

Emilyna, my sister-in-law, I know you're trying to help me speak, but there's something wrong with it, how can it be repaired!

"Why would a wild demon monkey be so favored by little Amy?" Jessica said sternly, "He really didn't do anything strange to you, you know, even if you had seen your favorite honey-colored fat man, you never treated me like this." ”

Even though I knew I was doing it on my own initiative, I couldn't help but raise my hand before Emilina could speak, "Well, I've seen her fat one too—though I don't know it's her favorite." ”

There was a crunch click, as if something had shattered inside Jessica's body. Immediately after that, the red-haired girl let out an angry growl from her mouth. Drawing two swords and kicking them on the ground, they rushed straight at me with a fierce attitude, threatening to cut me into pulp.

Then she was knocked out by a delicate figure that sprang out of the slash, causing a series of crashes and chaos in the distance.

This person is none other than Emilina, whose face is full of infrared and angry: "Zhou Yi——! do you have to force me to remember the original situation and then bombard you to scum in a rage to be happy? Okay, Miss Ben will fulfill you today, and let me turn the sky into dust and go away with the wind!"

After saying that, this girl gorgeously sacrificed her hand knife and smashed it at my head, and she didn't even use the love sword.

I'm a man who is good at taking white blades empty-handed. Usually I can block the attack you have with a sword, not to mention that this time I don't even have a sword? After I grab your little hand, I must put on a shameless expression while touching it, until the little girl with thin skin is so ashamed that you can't roll on the ground......

Three minutes later, I woke up foaming at the mouth.

TMD should have thought that no longer using a sword would mean that Emilina would be faster than before, and how could I, who had only practiced how to take a sword, be able to block such a sharp attack, even though these so-called sharp attacks were all jokes.

"Ah, Zhou Yi, he woke up. A relatively unfamiliar girl's voice came from not far away, and the sweetness of her voice alone is definitely not lost to a certain forever 17-year-old black sister. When I sat up and turned my head to look, I found that the other party was Bai Lian, who was walking towards me and greeted, "How is it, do you feel better?"

The aunt called Lingling followed closely behind the little idol, looking at me with a wolf-proof expression on her face.

"If you're asking about the swollen lump on the top of my head, then it's fine. I was so embarrassed that I reached out and scratched my cheeks and said, "But." It looks like someone said something bad to you about me during the time I was unconscious?"

"It's something that sounds terrible, like you're going to do [beep-] things to Emmilina all the time. "Bai Lian, under Lingling's pull, didn't get very close to me after all. Keeping a safe distance, his eyes widened and he asked curiously, "Are all boys like this?"

I wanted to deny something, I really wanted to deny it, but after a long silence with my mouth open, I found that I couldn't deny this TMD at all, hey! Basically, the vast majority of boys are like this. ”

"Here I decisively admit what is going on. You have to lie to others and say it's not, right?" Emilina's crying and laughing voice sounded from behind Lingling, and the girl immediately appeared in my field of vision, "Don't completely cut off the little girl's fantasy of boys because of your strange and loving gentlemanly spirit!"

"What kind of fantasy do you mean, a handsome prince on a white horse?" I pouted with a cold snort, "most of the guys who pretend to be dogs on white horses these days are squirrels or liars. The Real Prince...... Well, they all went to the Sky Fortress to command the army to fight planes. ”

Rao is as calm as Emilina, and she couldn't help but squirt out in a very exaggerated manner, and she didn't know if it was out of breath, so she rubbed her side clothes with her hands and tried to sort out her breathing: "Zhou, Zhou Yi, don't make trouble, this kind of joke can't be made." ”

"Why can't you drive it?" I can guarantee that the prince who jerked off and his undisciplined mother of the best queen would never have had the first reaction after hearing what I had just said was definitely not to drag me out and ask for a beheading, but to give me a thumbs up without hesitation!" I straightened my neck and continued to die, "Ten lollipops, do we want to make a bet?"

Obviously, although Emilina is more like her rough father in personality, after all, the mother has the greatest influence on the child, so the blonde girl pointed her index finger to her lips and bowed her head for a while, and then walked up to me without thinking, took out ten lollipops from the void and put them very solemnly in the hands of the embarrassed and five thunderous people: "I admit defeat." ”

I couldn't be happier to win this way!

"In short, the bad things that Emilina mentioned, even if you have heard of it, even if you have heard it, there is no need to take it to heart. "No matter what the result is, I finally got Emilina for the time being, so I took advantage of the blonde girl's silence to quickly turn her head and say to the little idol watching the play next to me, "But you should be in the square, right, why did you come here?"

Bai Lian's pretty face flushed slightly, and quickly returned to normal: "It's nothing, it's just that when I was about to rest, I happened to hear your extremely loud exclamation in your hand that was carried by Emilina falling from the sky." Zhou Yi, why are you screaming like that, compared to the previous battle, this is nothing to be afraid of, right?"

When I heard this, I couldn't help but burst into tears: "Well, there are actually many reasons for this. In addition, I am very sorry that it has inadvertently disturbed the peace of the public place!"

"Ah, it's not a big deal, it's hard for everyone to fall asleep anyway. Bai Lian smiled and waved her hand lightly, "But why are you screaming, are you afraid of something?"

Hell, I still haven't been able to divert this girl's attention. Seeing this, I could only sigh helplessly and touch the bridge of my nose and say, "Ahaha, it's just a little bit of fear of heights, not enough to worry about." ”

Who would have thought that the little idol would show a respectful expression when he heard this: "Hey, you have a fear of heights? Even so, it's really amazing to insist on fighting such a terrible monster." But you didn't seem scared at the time?"

"Because the feeling of fear is all given to the monster?" I casually made up the reason, which was not complete nonsense, but still had a certain degree of credibility.

When people are extremely frightened of something that threatens their lives, they can always forget about some small problems in daily life, such as acrophobia and phobia of men and androphobia for girls. So the best way to get close to Simone is to scare little Lori with a vicious dog, and when she seeks security, take her in her arms and rub her wantonly - provided that the innocent vicious dog is not torn to pieces by a cute undisciplined cat named Jiubi after turning into a tiger.

Alas, now these Loli ordinary people with out-of-specification babies can't afford to hurt them!

"That's true. Bai Lian nodded in agreement, "But I still feel amazing, after all, not everyone can do that kind of thing." Most people must have been overwhelmed with fear, just like I was at the time. ”

I think the little girl was quite calm at the time, maybe it wasn't a temporary disguise after seeing a stranger, ......right? Forget it, there is no way to do it.

Emilina suddenly poked me in the shoulder: "I'm sorry to interrupt you, but Zhou Yi, don't you have to check the condition of your family next? And the fleet can't leave for too long, who knows if the crystal monster will attack, maybe even Belloc still has two hands." ”

The blonde girl was right, I nodded to Bai Lian a little apologetically and was about to leave, but suddenly remembered something very important: "Qiaodou sack, you are so ordinary that I almost forgot about it." Where's Jessica!?"

"Hush. ”

Didn't this girl just snort?(To be continued......)