Chapter 106: What I'm looking for is actually a spitting service

"Sorry, please wait a minute. Liu Tao trembled desperately and held back a smile and raised his hand at the man who called Xiao Wu and said, "In terms of beauty, it should belong to the golden girl next to him, and if it is good to deceive Cheng DΓΉ, it should be this black long straight who looks very cute." Why do you have a crush on this guy?"

That's what I want to ask as well. Since there are Emilina and Blue Feather in the team, even if I have a female appearance, my sense of existence should be as weak as the black double ponytail glasses lady who first visited the painting department that opened the door for us, as if the giant R attribute disappeared on the other side of the dimension, and it is impossible to attract the attention of others.

Xiao Wu grinned and smiled with a row of white teeth, and I even saw Ya reflecting a dazzling light in the sun: "Ah, I have to admit that these two beauties next to me are rare beauties in the world, and it is already an honor to meet them." However, I was looking for a girl with a unique personality and a good look, and it didn't need to be good looking. It's better to say that the girl who is too beautiful is always surrounded by countless kinds of troubles, and I don't want to get involved. ”

I couldn't agree more.

Emilina stepped forward and gently pulled me to the back, nodded and said, "I see, so we can understand your selection criteria." But what do you see that she's unique and funny?"

"Earlier, I pointed to your attendant and said that when he opened the Hou (Divine Beast) Palace, she was the first to react in time and the most correct, which was enough to make me interested in her. Xiao Wu raised his index finger and explained seriously with a serious face.

At this point, I finally couldn't hold back anymore and exploded. He stomped his foot hard and shouted almost like a madman: "Is squirting on the spot the most correct response? What kind of strange standard are you basing upon!?"

"Yes, yes, that's it. Xiao Wu narrowed his eyes and sighed with relief, "No matter at any time and under any circumstances, I can point out and find out the key to the problem at the first time, and I don't care about the identity of the other party and my own situation, even if it destroys the excellent atmosphere around me...... It's perfect, it's just my ideal person!"

β€œ...... I said, you're just trying to find a complaining officer to complain about what you've done on a daily basis, right?" I said with a cold sweat on my head full of black lines.

This time, it was Nafuga's turn, who adhered to the principle of watching the show and playing soy sauce and never speaking, sprayed all over the ground next to her.

Xiao Wu nodded vigorously in agreement: "You are so right! Although Baozi is my inseparable friend, as you can see, he is not very good at talking, and his nerves are relatively thick, and many times he can't keep up with my rhythm at all." This can't help but bother me a lot. It's sad that there are no daily makers around to complain. It's not easy to sing a solo show alone. So this beautiful woman who is full of talent for complaining, can you get to know each other with me?"

"If all the handsome guys like you in the world don't go to the Hou (Divine Beast) Palace to pursue peerless beauties, or to post the heroine of the girl comic and instead seek to complain, I can't imagine how many disciplines can be swept out of the streets and parks in the school in the future......" As if I had been hit directly by the thunderbolt of the Nine Heavens, I pinched the bridge of my nose and sighed weakly, "In addition. It doesn't matter if you get to know each other. But one thing must be made clear first. I'm actually a boy. ”

"I see. That's even better. "Superficially, I thought that Xiao Wu would give up, but who would have thought that he would become more and more interested," brother. Be sure to make friends with me!"

"Whyβ€”β€”!? "Even if it's a girl in the game, I can't help but feel a deep pain in the egg at this time," "Even if you don't plan to say 'I'm not interested in shemales' with a disgusted face like other ordinary male players, you should at least ask me why I want to be a girl in the game, right!?

"What a sharp complaint, I like you more and more. Xiao Wu stroked his chin and looked at me carefully with a smile, "In addition, in this game designed by Nafuga, the character image is not much different from the player's real appearance. Since you can be born so smart after becoming a girl, then in reality, as a boy, you should also have a good prime. There will definitely be a lot of people who will like it. ”

"Uh, what exactly do you mean by Su zhì?"

"Of course it's that, you know. ”

"I don't understand, the concubine really doesn't understand!" Although I had roughly guessed something, I still put on a standard queen face in a costume court drama and cried loudly.

Emilina patted me on the shoulder indifferently: "Don't worry, Zhou Yi." Blue Feather and I will take a picture of you. ”

If I really want to be taken that kind of photo by this horse monkey soju and the girl I like, and if my baby sister and parents see it, I don't think I'll be able to get married in my life...... In every sense of the word.

"I'm not interested in cosp1ay or anything at all, let alone pretending to be a girl in reality!" Even though it was extremely dangerous to provoke the golden girl in front of me, I couldn't help but grit my teeth and grab her head with both hands and shake it violently, "You don't make trouble for me next to me, how can you fix it!"

After slapping my hand away lightly, the golden girl tilted her head and wondered, "Why are you not interested?" Didn't you inherit her genes?"

I'm speechless.

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The daily routine ended soon after Senior Sister Lan Yu came forward, and Xiao Wu and the others immediately became friends with us, and at the same time introduced themselves.

Both of them are newly enrolled college students, and they are also authentic good friends in the same school and the same class in the same dormitory. Xiao Wu's surname is Zhao, and his name is Li Jun, who usually likes to play basketball and often exercises.

Liu Tao and I are not comparable to them at all.

Bubble's profession is a knight who is born to position tanks, while Xiao Wu chooses a heavy warrior who can both output and tank. The combination of the two is pretty good compared to those who like to play the pure output class - remember the first time I teamed up with the Winged Flame Angel? Because of the lack of a front row and the incomparable vulnerability of herself, she and I were pushed by the monster for a while.

The only fly in the ointment is that the output of this combination is a little too low, and the efficiency of fighting monsters is not very ideal.

So it was only natural for us to team up with each other.

"You guys play first, I'm busy. Nafuga announced after everyone formed the team, "If there is anything you don't understand or need to know, you can check the game guide that comes with the system." ”

"Ahh ”

"The brave man who is determined to defeat the demon king and save the world recruits friends in the village to fight slimes together, and when he levels up, he also gives the final wave of the stalk disguised as an ordinary villager to the team, what kind of trouble are you going to make, do you like the plot and ending of the style of the warrior you love so much?" Nafuga pouted and gave me an angry look and said, "Well, anyway, everyone take care of yourselves, I'll go first." ”

During this time, Navga has been spending most of her network resources on the huge project of building an island power station in cooperation with the three powers, and she is definitely very busy by human standards. Knowing this, I didn't try to stop the AI anymore and watched her leave the game with everyone.

"So, what are you going to do next?" Xiao Wu clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention to himself and said, "Are you obediently leveling up on the grass here?"

There seemed to be something else in this guy's words, so I couldn't help but ask, "Why, do you have other proposals?"

"That's right. Xiao Wu said and clicked on the game map out of thin air, pointed to a cave deep in the forest near the town and said, "This is the simplest beginner dungeon, which I accidentally appeared yesterday when I went deep into the forest with Bubbles. Although it's a novice dungeon, it's not a place where just two people can team up to fight monsters and explode equipment. It's rare that there are so many people today, how about we go inside and explore together?"

This is a very tempting proposal. The quality of the equipment dropped by fighting monsters in the dungeon is much better than that in the large map, and you can also gain a lot of experience. However, what makes people feel painful is that the monsters in the dungeon basically do not drop potions or food for supplies, which puts forward higher requirements for the advance preparation of the wasteland group.

As the most basic wilderness group, is it really okay for us to go directly to the dungeon like this?

"I think it's necessary to fight monsters in the forest first to level up two levels, and save some potions by the way. Feeling a little uneasy in my heart, I sternly reminded, "These three people are all newcomers to the game, so it's better to familiarize them with it first." ”

After glancing at Emilina, Xiao Wu nodded in agreement.

The leveling process in the forest is full of all kinds of accidents, such as the blue feather senior sister tripping over a tree root while walking, accidentally biting her tongue when casting a skill and shouting out the name of the move, and looking extremely flustered when the monster is close, so she waving the staff in her hand and pulling the opponent away.

All in all, after seeing the power of the natural stay, everyone finally arrived at the entrance of the cave as their destination. (To be continued!)

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