Chapter 133: Three Heads, Six Arms, and Eighteen Arhats
At this time, all the audience in the audience also began to be lively and hot.
Some praised the beauty of Aoi and the beauty of Yoyo, and some were surprised that the high-level officials of the Dalles West District were selected to send out such a few young men and women, so the audience shook their heads and sighed, some stared at and were surprised, some were disdainful, and all kinds of laughter, scolding and discussion were endless.
And at this moment, I suddenly heard a roar like a broken gong and a brass drum from the backstage: "You little Lang hoof vixen, you only know about the oily and powdery children who introduced your Dals team, but you have forgotten about the old boys!"
As soon as his words fell, eighteen sturdy and fat monks came out of the second ring.
Eighteen monks walked to the center of the ring, all with big shoulders and round waists, and a fierce face, which made people feel that they did not feel the compassion of the monks, but made people feel frightened, and just wanted to stay away as soon as possible.
The beautiful host Sisi was originally eyebrow-raising with Fang Ke, secretly sending Qiubo, but she didn't want to be scolded by a group of monks as a little Lang hoof vixen, so she was a little unhappy in her heart, even if she was really a little vixen, she didn't want to be openly scolded by others as a little Lang hoof, how could this beauty's face be hung up?
But despite the displeasure in her heart, she is a professional host after all, so Sisi forced a happy face and said with a smile: "Masters, we are here in the martial arts arena, this is not a place for charity, if a few masters are hungry, please go to the backstage, and ask the relevant staff to apply for the organizing committee to see if they can apply for a few steamed buns for the masters." ”
Fang Yile thought that this beautiful woman Sisi must have treated these monks as Huazi.
The audience also began to stir, and they complained one after another: "What are the monks doing here? This is not a place for you to worship incense, go down quickly, don't delay everyone to watch the game!"
I only heard a fat monk roar and said, "Fuck, who said that we are here to turn into a relationship, and Lao Tzu is here to fight!"
"We are the Kobayashi Eighteen Arhats of the Kobayashi Sect of Hercules City! That is, the Kobayashi Eighteen Arhat Warrior Monks who participated in this Predator Competition!"
"You don't want to fucking take a few steamed buns to fool the old men, we monks are going to eat hamburgers these days!"
Sisi was stunned for a moment, and said: "Ah, the masters are here to participate in the competition? I thought that the eighteen Arhat monks of Xiaolin were just a name, but I didn't expect you to really come up with eighteen people." ”
Fang Fang stepped forward and said loudly: "Hey, hey, do you understand the rules of the game? Each team requires a maximum of six people, so what's the matter with you coming to eighteen people? Why don't you bring your monk's temple here and everyone go up together?"
Sisi smiled and said: "Yes, what this little handsome guy said is very right, the rules of our competition can only form a team of six people at most, so the masters are a little over-compiled." ”
The fat monk looked like the captain of this group of monks, I saw him glare, and said: "You two little ghosts, from the very beginning, I saw the two of you hook shoulders and backs, looking like an adulterer and a woman, you little vixen know that you are talking to the little white face, and you want to bully our monks, hum, no way!"
"Do you think we monks have no culture? I don't understand the rules of the game? Let me tell you, although we have eighteen arhats, we are actually a team, and we are six people! Just as the so-called emptiness is color, color is emptiness, eighteen is six, and six is eighteen!"
Fang Ke said: "What a mess, you are missing, don't think that you can fool us by making up a few sentences, you have violated the law now, either you go down twelve, or all of them get out together, don't think that you are monks and can just come up and fill up the numbers!"
The monk roared: "Stinky boy, you dare to despise us!"
"Kobayashi Eighteen Arhats, combination!"
"Three-headed, six-armed battle armor, possessed!"
Fang Daxiao said: "You can't be a transformation monk, can you?"
But just as Fang Fang was teasing and daxiao, the scene that suddenly appeared in front of him made his smile freeze instantly.
I saw that the eighteen warrior monks and monks in front of him suddenly formed a group of three, standing back to back, and with the shouts of the monk captain, six pieces of microscopic battle armor appeared in the air, which disintegrated in an instant, and were attached to the bodies of the eighteen people one by one.
But to everyone's great surprise, the six pieces of battle armor actually tied every three monks who stood back to back into a bundle, and then connected them into one to wear the battle armor, and the eighteen monks really became six people after putting on the battle armor!
And each of them really has three bald heads, six arms, and the battle armor actually combines them perfectly! It's just that each monk was originally tall and fat, but now when they are tied together, it is even thicker.
Everyone was instantly petrified and muttered, "Damn, isn't it, it's okay like this?" ”
Fang Fang looked incredulous, pointed to the six combinations of monks, and said, "Host, this ...... Does that count?
Sisi also looked incomprehensible and muttered, "This...... I've never seen this happen before, I have to ...... I'll have to ask the organizing committee to see if this combination is allowed. ”
The fat monk roared angrily and said, "Don't talk nonsense, we are six people now, and there is no violation, you little fox spirit don't want to favor others, look for a fight!"
As soon as he finished speaking, in the hands of the six combined monks, out of nowhere, thick sticks suddenly appeared, a monk with six arms, holding a big stick in twos and twos, and slammed towards Fang Kehe Sisi!
Every stick is a tiger and a tiger, and a hunting style!
Eighteen big sticks instantly formed a net array, overwhelmingly hitting the two of them who were closest to them.
Sisi was so frightened that she lost her face, screamed, turned around and ran backstage, one was too late, but she was beaten on her buttocks, and the beautiful host screamed and whined, her eyes rippled with tears, and she ran back to the backstage with a cigarette covering her buttocks.
Although Sisi ran away in embarrassment, after all, it was a beautiful woman who covered her ass and ran away, but she was also cute and charming, which made people pity, but at this time, Sisi no longer dared to pretend to tease.
Although the warrior monks of the Eighteen Arhat Group are fierce, they also know that Sisi is the host after all, and they can't chase her too much, so they only beat her buttocks, and it will be enough to punish her.
But when they treat Fang Ke, they won't show mercy to their subordinates, after all, Fang Fang is a member of the opposing team they want to defeat, and he has always been the gossip in front of him, which makes these monks angry.
At this time, Fang Fang faced the combined attack of the three heads, six arms and eighteen Arhats, and he was miserable, because Fang Fang was the closest, and before he could figure out the matter of the sudden combination of the monks, an overwhelming stick net was intertwined, and he slapped it head-on!
Fang Ke desperately dodged a blow on the head, didn't want to be swept by a stick below, dodged a stick stabbed in the chest, didn't want to be slapped on the back buttocks, eighteen martial arts sticks flew up and down, flying all over the sky, and only a moment later, Fang Fang was beaten and slapped to the ground.
Fang Ke was already lying on the ground, but the monks still refused to let go, crackling and hitting Fang Fang's ass on the back, even if he was hit by a hundred killing sticks, he didn't fight so fast, and the eighteen martial arts sticks were knocked down with a stick, and Fang Fang didn't know that he had been served by hundreds of sticks.
In the midst of the flying sticks, I saw only one arm stretched out tremblingly, shouting loudly: "Help!
"Yoyo, Lao Guo, what are you still standing stupidly for? I will be beaten to death by them in a while! Isn't it that if you don't hit your buttocks, you don't feel pain?
Youyou hurriedly ran up a few steps forward and said anxiously: "Brother Fang Ke, is your butt very painful, I'll help you heal your buttocks." ”
As soon as she took a few steps forward, she was confronted by two three-headed and six-armed monks, with a fierce look on their faces, and several big sticks shook in front of Youyou, threatening: "Don't come, dead girl, dare to take a step further, let your little ass also be hit by the big stick of the monks!"
Seeing the two monks with fierce faces, and several big sticks dangling in front of her, her big eyes showed a look of fear, and she said timidly: "Don't hit me." ”