Chapter 156: The Old Lady Has Time
"Ha, I was told by the old lady! You guy is really a bad person!"
The eyes were good enough, so the corners of Zhao Yan's mouth twitched, and the barefoot woman in Tsing Yi who could see it clearly became more and more firm in her preset position, and treated Zhao Erlang completely as a bad person. Watermark Ad Test: Watermark Ad Test
However, even Zhao Yan has to admit that the voice of this barefoot woman in Tsing Yi is actually very good, especially the pronunciation of "bad guy" she says is very similar to "bad silver", so it has a natural taste of selling cuteness.
Fortunately, today's Zhao Erlang is no longer the half-otaku whose attributes are so weak that he exploded when he just crossed over, and his will of more than 100 has made him mostly exempt from the unintentional cuteness of the barefoot woman in Tsing Yi.
And then. โ
So Zhao Yan grabbed a large ball of earth that was still steaming and threw it towards the barefoot woman in Tsing Yi.
"Ha, I still said that I am not a bad person, but I dare to blatantly plot against the old lady!"
The barefoot woman in Tsing Yi rose up with all her strength and grabbed the dirt ball that Zhao Yan threw at her.
"Hell,! Can you just crack it open and see what's inside before deciding?"
Zhao Yan rolled his eyes helplessly.
"Oh. โ
After the barefoot woman in Tsing Yi screamed, she really did what Zhao Yan said!
Of course, this kind of mortal method, the barefoot woman in green clothes would definitely not use it, she just pinched it a little and pinched the big mud ball with warmth.
As the mud skin collapsed, a fat chicken with the most natural chicken aroma and fresh earthy fragrance revealed its true face.
Boom โ
The barefoot woman in Tsing Yi made a loud swallowing sound, and her image was ruined again.
"Is this for the old lady?"
Instead of directly devouring the fat chicken that was already ripe, the barefoot woman in Tsing Yi raised her gaze with difficulty and looked at Zhao Yan.
"Of course not, but you look like you're hungry. It's just cheaper for you. โ
Zhao Yan shrugged his shoulders, he did not deceive the barefoot woman in Tsing Yi in this matter.
"Human, you have to say that it is specially for the old lady. The old lady will definitely use her last strength to continue to fight with you. But since you say it's not. Then the old lady is welcome!"
While saying this, the barefoot woman in Tsing Yi was already using her hands together. Tear off a fat chicken thigh and bite it down.
Then under Zhao Yan's gaze, it only took the barefoot woman in Tsing Yi to eat the entire fat chicken in no more than five minutes, and only half of the skeleton remained. As for the rest of the skeleton...... Then I can only find it from the stomach of a barefoot woman in Tsing Yi who is absolutely not particular about eating. (Pingnan: "Hey, human, this is the most delicious chicken that Lao Niang has ever eaten in her life, but one can't be eaten at all, do you still have it?, don't worry, Lao Niang doesn't eat in vain, Lao Niang has a lot of things that are very valuable in your world.) Shark tears, you know, a merman tears for you a chicken!"
After swallowing a few shredded pieces of meat on his fingers with a pink tongue and swallowing them into his stomach with a completely disregard for the image, he was reluctant to drop the last chicken bone that was eaten and there was no meat scrap left. The barefoot woman in Tsing Yi took out a pink teardrop-shaped pearl from her arms, and then shook it towards Zhao Yan, which is an extremely rare pink merman tear that is far more valuable than ordinary merman tears.
Then, this extremely valuable pink merman tear was thrown to Zhao Yan by the barefoot woman in Tsing Yi without care.
Even Zhao Yan already knew that this pink mermaid tear was worth four or five thousand taels of gold.
So Zhao Yan sighed after looking at this rare treasure.
It's a pity, this is just a historical phantom of the streamer, not the real world, otherwise this trip would have been earned.
"Hey, human, what do you mean by sighing? Don't be ignorant of whether it's good or not, this is a real merman's tears. โ
Obviously, the barefoot woman in Tsing Yi misunderstood what Zhao Yan meant.
"No, I'm just sighing because I don't have any more roast chicken. โ
Zhao Yan played with the pink mermaid tears, and then put them in his trouser pocket, he actually didn't have much interest in this kind of gadget, but presumably Wanwan should like it - well, girls, they all like this kind of jewelry, otherwise how could mermaid tears be so expensive?
"That's right...... That's a shame. The barefoot woman in Tsing Yi showed a very disappointed expression, a mere roast chicken was not even a snack to her, and she was not hungry at all, so she quickly asked again: "Human, where is your human village closest to here? There must be food in your human village, right?"
"Big sister, I have a name, please call me Yan Shao, thank you. โ
Zhao Yanluo protested dissatisfiedly, no matter what others think, at least he will feel quite unhappy when he is called "human" like this.
"Yan Shao, it's really a strange name, but yes, you human names are so strange......" The barefoot woman in Tsing Yi muttered, and then looked at Zhao Yan again and said: "Yan Shao, I also have a name, and my mother's name is Qing Xinyi." The old lady looks at you quite pleasing to the eye, so you can be like everyone else, call the old lady - Yiyi. โ
Well?
Is that okay too?
Looking at the barefoot woman in Tsing Yi who was seriously known to him, Zhao Yan actually wanted to smile like that, because he felt that the big girl in front of him was really interesting.
Isn't this a no-fight and no acquaintance?
"Well, nice to meet you. โ
Zhao Yan owed a debt to the barefoot woman in Tsing Yi who claimed to be Qingxinyi, very gentlely.
"I'll talk about this later, Yan Shao, you should tell the old lady quickly, where can I find food like the roast chicken just now, is there anything in your human village?"
Qing Xinyi, who was hungry, was impatient to continue to study human etiquette with Zhao Yan.
But when she asked these words, Qing Xinyi subconsciously glanced at you in the direction she was traveling all the way.
Fortunately, those bad guys who should die 10,000 times shouldn't have caught up yet.
Hmph, that's right, those fools wouldn't have thought that the old lady could turn into a human form and escape from their encirclement. I want to kill my mother, so I won't give you any chance! You just wait for my mother to recover, and then kill you bad people!
Qing Xinyi thought secretly, and then let out an embarrassing stomach growl, which once again made her already fantasize about how to kill those bad guys. I had to face the facts again.
So Qing Xinyi finally heard what Zhao Yan was talking to her, and what Zhao Yan said was: "Miss Yiyi, I have to tell you with regret." I'm not from this neighborhood. So I had no idea where there was a village around here. But if nothing else, I know where there are people in the village around here. Should be back soon. โ
When Zhao Yan said this, the rapid horse bell had already sounded all the way from far and near.
"Well, it's not supposed to be back soon. It's already back. โ
Zhao Yan immediately revised his rhetoric.
And by the time Zhao Yan finished speaking, Princess Chilong, who had returned with Wanwan, had already appeared in his field of vision.
When Zhao Yan saw Wanwan and Princess Chilong clearly, the two of them also saw Zhao Yan clearly, so Princess Chilong made a slight detour and ran to Zhao Yan and stopped.
"Zhao Gongzi, what's going on?"
Full of messes and marks of fighting. It couldn't be clearer that Wanwan who asked this question shows that her question is actually not very meaningful.
Zhao Yan was very face-saving, and told the confused fight he fought from beginning to end.
"It's fine. We came back with something to eat. โ
After listening to Zhao Yan's story, Wanwan covered her mouth and let out a very ladylike chuckle, this matter seemed to her to be too interesting.
Of course, while speaking, Wanwan didn't forget to look at Zhao Yan and lifted the big bag she had brought back.
This big bag is full of all kinds of ingredients - no vegetables, all meat.
"The nearby village was not attacked by the gods and demons outside the sky, so we spent some money to buy these foods. โ
When she untied the big bag and showed the chicken, duck, fish and seasonings inside to Zhao Yan, Wanwan explained with a smile.
"Qing Xinyi, right? Remember, you owe me a super delicious chicken!"
Princess Chilong walked straight in front of Qing Xinyi with a face full of resentment, and said this as if she was vicious.
"Girl, who are you? Why do you smell of our dragon clan?"
Qing Xinyi stared at Princess Chilong, her eyes full of strangeness.
"I'm a half-dragon, what is your opinion?"
Princess Chilong was unhappy, but finally answered Qing Xinyi's question.
"Wow, it turns out that there is really a combination of dragons and mortals, the old lady still thinks it's just a legend, so interesting! I don't know if the old lady also finds a mortal, what kind of one will still come out...... Hey, Yan Shao, the old lady looks at you quite pleasing to the eye, why don't I give you a chance......"
Qing Xinyi, who was staring at Princess Chilong, was full of little stars who were eager to try, but Zhao Yan, who was suddenly named by her, had a slightly more exciting expression.
"Don't, don't, Young Master Ben is not mentally prepared for bestiality. โ
Therefore, Zhao Erlang shook his head like a rattle.
Just kidding, even if you want to try it in your heart, but at this time, you must definitely shake your head, who made Young Master Ben a good person with discipline?
"It's okay, the old lady has time, waiting for Yan Shao to prepare mentally. โ
Qing Xinyi replied casually, as a dragon clan, she has a lifespan of more than a thousand years, and compared with mortals who only have a long lifespan of a hundred years, the most important thing is time.
But as soon as these words came out, whether it was Wanwan or Princess Chilong, they all fell on Zhao Yan with strange eyes, it didn't feel like they were looking at their close friends and comrades-in-arms, but at the big pervert who had to be cut by a firewood knife.
I'm dizzy!
Dear, is the relationship between Young Master Ben and you so familiar? At most, the friendship between us is just a chicken, is it okay, and it is really too early to talk about the issue of unmarried pregnancy so soon......
Zhao Yan, who consciously jumped the Yellow River and couldn't wash it anymore, had the heart to angrily wave the Dragon King's eight fists at Qing Xinyi.
"Sister, I'll call you sister, right? Sister, can you stop saying this kind of thing again, I really can't bear it anymore-"
Therefore, Zhao Erlang had to say with mercy.
"Hey, you humans, your heart is so fragile, no wonder you ......"
Qing Xinyi sighed and commented, but before she could finish her words, a louder abdominal sound came out of her lower abdomen. The crab, which made her blush again in an instant, forgot what she wanted to say to the clouds.
Cut, the soul of your dragon clan is not so rough and thick.
The slightly dark psychology of the good guy Zhao Erlang. Finally balanced a little bit. At least it's not so embarrassing anymore.
"Ha, because of the gluttony. And being led out of the safe Dragon Palace, not only did you not eat the food, but you almost lost your life for this kind of thing, right?"
Princess Red Dragon didn't know if she had eaten gunpowder or something. The third sentence he said was another sentence that could choke people.
"Y-How do you know ?!!"
Qing Xinyi was taken aback, because why she was ambushed, it was a secret that no one in the Nether Realm should know, but now she was told by Princess Red Dragon, which made her suspicious too much.
Could it be that the half-dragon in front of him has already taken refuge in those despicable gods and demons outside the sky?
"I know that's weird, and if I say, I know you've fled here in human form. The purpose is to go to the Sanxing Cave to find the amethyst chalcedony and the Wumu Xiaolin Spear, do you even have to drop your jaw to the ground?"
Princess Red Dragon said with a sneer.
"Who are you? Banlong, who are you? Why do you know so clearly? Why do you even think what the old lady thinks. You know it all so well?!"
Qing Xinyi's chin didn't fall to the ground, but her shocked appearance was not much different from her chin falling to the ground.
"Why, heh, I'll tell you, my mother's surname is Heavenly Dragon Girl?"
Princess Red Dragon continued to sneer, she seemed to be full of unexplained resentment towards Qing Xinyi.
"No way! Your mother is the best friend of the old lady, and she knows everything about the old lady! She doesn't have a daughter at all, noโshe doesn't even have a partner, and she has never broken the precepts, where can there be a daughter as big as you?"
This time, Qing Xinyi's mouth is open enough to swallow an egg, and the image of the cute girl is completely ruined.
Fortunately, Zhao Yan, who was listening at this time, was no longer concerned about looking at the girl, but involuntarily pondering the conversation between Princess Chilong and Qing Xinyi, and the hidden inside information.
Not...... Does this mean that in the original history, Qing Xinyi's action to go to Sanxing Cave to find amethyst chalcedony and Wumu Xiaolin spear ended in failure?
Moreover, because of Qing Xinyi's failure, the Heavenly Dragon Girl, who was originally very comfortable staying in the Heavenly Dragon Palace, had to go down to earth and come to the world, and then ......
"Just because we don't have it now doesn't mean we won't have it in the future. Princess Chilong really muttered out the words that were very compatible with Zhao Yan's secret guess, and she was originally like she had eaten gunpowder, and her mood finally returned to a normal appearance: "Forget it, I'm too lazy to be angry with you, after all, if you don't make a mistake, there won't be me." โ
After speaking, Princess Chilong turned around and wanted to leave, but she really didn't want to talk to Qing Xinyi more.
"Hey, what do you mean by talking halfway, you should make it clear to the old lady!"
Qing Xinyi chased after him without hesitation.
"Zhao Gongzi, what should we do?"
Wanwan, who was standing beside Zhao Yan, asked in a low voice.
"Of course it's cold, Wanwan, don't say you didn't guess what the situation is. โ
Zhao Yan spread his hands, and then took the big bag of ingredients from Wanwan's hand.
"How about we have a barbecue party?" Zhao Yan made an initiative, and as he spoke, he looked at Princess Chilong and Qing Xinyi, who were gradually moving away, and then complained: "Obviously, when the two of them finish making trouble, they should almost be hungry." Hey, it's like a horse but doesn't eat grass, which is simply too inconsistent with the laws of nature. โ
"Zhao Gongzi, how do you know that they will come back together after they have an awkward quarrel?"
Wanwan smiled and handed over the words.
"Stupid, do you still need to think more about this kind of thing? Wanwan, you see, if Her Royal Highness Princess Huo'er really has such a bitter hatred for Qing Xinyi, how could she carry us to this place and wait?"
Zhao Yan, who didn't realize that Wanwan was deliberately delivering the words, bowed to Ma and Longnu, who were far away.
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